The Queen’s Platinum Jubilee

Discussion in 'Taylor's Tittle-Tattle - General Banter' started by Moose, May 29, 2022.

  1. Maninblack

    Maninblack Reservist

    Chance would be a fine thing! I'd get a fortune for it if it was a 45yr old original. Sadly it was a 2000s version bought for a 'seemed-like-a-good-idea-at-the-time-come-in-fancy-dress-to-work-day' costume. Worn with a plastic mohican wig for added tw@ttiness...
     
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  2. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

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  3. Clive_ofthe_Kremlin

    Clive_ofthe_Kremlin Squad Player

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  4. Smudger

    Smudger Messi's Mad Coach Staff Member

    After she has gone it's time to abolish the whole thing. The fawning over the monarchy, celebrities is nauseating.

    They've never created anything of merit in terms of poetry, essays, literature, art music, sculpture, scientific research. They are where they are by use of force in the past or historic accident or fortuitous marriage. Ditto for the landed aristocracy that made it through both World Wars. Their blood or genetics is not something superior to anyone else. And yet people even in the twenty first century fall to pieces in their presence, bow, tug and stroke their forelocks. Goodness knows why.

    I still remember with amazement the scenes following the death of the Peoples Princess a title created by the equally celebrity worshipping Blair and embellished by the tabloids that then according to some killed her. The grief marathon for the myth of newly canonized saint that had nothing saintly about her. The fact that her anti landmines campaigner yet cavorting with the son of a former global arms dealer among other things. At the time the Queen was being harangued for her lack of grief and what used to be a called a virtue of reserve and getting on with things.

    Once more a virtue.
     
  5. reg_varney

    reg_varney Squad Player

    Oh good grief, as Charlie Brown would say:

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  6. reg_varney

    reg_varney Squad Player

    I was hoping this was going to be a parody, but I think it's deadly serious:
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  7. reg_varney

    reg_varney Squad Player

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  8. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

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  9. a19tgg

    a19tgg First Team

  10. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    I think it’s actually quite good, but a terrible idea, iyswim. And expensive.

    Box has the classic pic of dad and child bonding over model-making. Catnip for parents.
     
  11. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

  12. Robert Peel

    Robert Peel Squad Player

    Funny how they never show the arguments or the dad taking over and finishing it by himself.
     
  13. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    Or the other parent, two years later, saying ‘can we throw this crap out now?’
     
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  14. Lloyd

    Lloyd Squad Player

    Are they giving the children a commemorative coin, like they did in '77? I've still got mine somewhere
     
  15. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    Should make it a euro, just for the lols.
     
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  16. Carpster

    Carpster Squad Player

    I wonder how many of the people criticising the Monarchy will be enjoying their days off work?
     
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  17. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    Well, I will.

    I’ll also be wondering why the Republic of France has 11 public holidays each year and we only get 8 most years.
     
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  18. Robert Peel

    Robert Peel Squad Player

    I'll be criticising them and enjoying the day off.

    Why would I refuse a day off work? It certainly doesn't oblige me to support them.
     
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  19. Carpster

    Carpster Squad Player

    Isn't that hypocritical?
     
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  20. Carpster

    Carpster Squad Player

    Move to France.
     
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  21. Robert Peel

    Robert Peel Squad Player

    No. I was given a day off work - I wasn't consulted on the reasons for it.

    Should atheists / Jews / Muslims / Sikhs / Hindus work on the Christmas and Easter bank holidays?
     
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  22. Carpster

    Carpster Squad Player

    Why bring religion into it. I simply asked if you're being a hypocrite! You said no, so I will leave it at that.
     
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  23. Since63

    Since63 Squad Player

    At least it wasn't the DM as in 1977....
     
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  24. Robert Peel

    Robert Peel Squad Player

    I was simply pointing out that many people enjoy bank holidays that they aren't associated with.
     
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  25. Since63

    Since63 Squad Player

    You could've saved a packet by just ripping some holes in a bin-liner and using some safety pins, though.
     
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  26. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    No, of course not.

    I think your point relies on some misplaced gratitude, that our system of monarchy has bestowed upon us a gift (though this was Parliament on its behalf)

    However, if the neighbouring republic has more holidays than us surely the question is why does our system bestow so few?

     
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  27. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    Fingers crossed we get more when she carks it and again when Charlie gets his shiny new hat.
     
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  28. Cassetti's Beard

    Cassetti's Beard First Team

    Let me guess, you've got bunting outside your house and part of your street party management whatsapp group?
     
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  29. Knight GT

    Knight GT Predictor extraordinaire 2013/14

    Good lord no, there are French people who live there
     
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  30. Knight GT

    Knight GT Predictor extraordinaire 2013/14

    Yep! Actually the wife is part of the WhatsApp group
     
  31. Carpster

    Carpster Squad Player

    You know I am I just received your messages.
     
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  32. I Blame Pozzo

    I Blame Pozzo First Team

    Luther honoured by the Queen but not by this club.
    Wake up Pozzo!
     
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  33. Come On Watford

    Come On Watford Academy Graduate

    Can't wait for all this nonsense to be over
     
  34. Maninblack

    Maninblack Reservist

    And look even more of a ****? ;)
     
  35. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    I actually do.

    I'm a staunch Republican and cannot justify the existence of the monarchy, but I'm on the village committee and so part of the group organising today's lighting of the beacon, with a small ceremony, and Sundays festivities at the Manor.

    A chance to get pissed in a beautiful, historic garden? What's not to like?
     

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