[RUMOUR] Morten Thorsby

Ah yes. Listening to science to try to prevent the destruction of much of earth's life. True trostkyite leftyism.

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Wow Thorsby sounds like a real piece of work. Not sure we want him here now.

 

I told my son to wash his mouth out , get his fathers’ gun and head off to a large town in Hertfordshire .

Watford?

To shoot some Luton scum , why else .

 

This will take some beating .

 

Good, but Luton are Bedfordshire.

 

They playing Watford away.

 

My wife's gone to a hen party to watch male strippers in Cumbria.

Cockermouth?

Hey! Watch it or you'll get fist your mouth!

 

My wife was attacked by an animal in Malaysia.

Kuala Lumpur?

No, she was bitten by a crocodile.

 

My wife visited Devon and they tried to pelt her with farm produce.

Exeter?

Nah, she managed to dodge them.

 

My wife went looking for a rich, older man to pamper her in Iraq.

Baghdad?

No, she got executed for being a harlot

 

‘My wife sent me to South America for a sex change

Uruguay?

Not any more

 

I went there too, and hooked up with a squaddie called Ramon.

Paraguay?

No he was Royal Fusiliers, pansexual.

 

I went to a German city and ate sausages.

Frankfurt am main?

No, we had Bratwurst as a starter.

 

I really hope a Sampdoria fan has come on here to see what we're saying about Thorsby.

 

I have a friend from the Netherlands who wasn't allowed to stay out after dark until they were 18.

Maastricht?

Very!

 

This is like watching Phil Taylor in his prime. Absolutely relentless, no misses

 

They ll be thinking " No wonder it didnt come home"

 

My wife got robbed in Western Australia.

Perth?

No, but they took her patthport.

 

It went home, home just isn't here.

 

We went to Brazil for a festival where a famous Ex Man Utd player did his impersonations of despotic Roman emperors.

Rio De Janeiro ?

Nah , Scholesy did ya Caligula.

 

Be careful if either of you are ever trying to buy a decond class dhicket to Dottingham.

 

Showing your age there old chap!

 

I put it in google translate, but it still makes no sense…

 

Yeah, but you got it you old codger.

 

Tune

 

Madness

 

Genuinely snorted a snot bubble at this.

 

Love it. So convoluted and awful - pure genius.

 

I bought a vaccum cleaner from an Ebay seller in Fiji

Suva?

Nah, 's a dyson.

 

I took the wife out for a massive treat

Hangzhou? (pinyin pronunciation on point please)

No, magic mike!

 

Stop egging him on.

 

Stop being such a Pra(ha)t.

 

This one is on! Heard he's been spotted in South East England.

Barrow?

Nope, apparently we'll get him on a permanent transfer.