[RUMOUR] Morten Thorsby

Discussion in 'The Transfer List' started by HeiaWatford, Jul 16, 2021.

  1. Jumbolina

    Jumbolina First Team

    I have been to Genoa and it’s not as nice as it looks though in these photos!
     
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  2. RS2

    RS2 Squad Player

  3. LouOrns

    LouOrns First Year Pro

    Given its Ferrero, he’d probably accept it
     
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  4. Supertommymooney

    Supertommymooney Squad Player

    My wife went on holiday there once.

    Genoa?

    No, She went of her own accord.
     
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  5. Burnsy

    Burnsy First Team

    Isn’t it meant to be ‘Genoa?’, ‘Of course I know her. She’s my wife.’

    You’re thinking of ‘Jamaica’.
     
  6. Supertommymooney

    Supertommymooney Squad Player

    I'm always thinking of Jamaica and her beautiful beaches...

    I was unfortunately just being deliberately silly.

    In my defence I am Covid positive and isolating, so probably delirious.:confused:
     
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  7. USAHornet

    USAHornet Academy Graduate

    Sold. Done deal. Take my money.

    So important that we have a bit of edge to our midfield, the ability to put in a smart tackle and control play. Behrami's impact always felt a bit underrated, even if he wasn't always in the starting XI.
     
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  8. Hogg-DEENEY!!!

    Hogg-DEENEY!!! Squad Player

  9. RS2

    RS2 Squad Player

    I forgot who mentioned Herrera before, someone thought he'd be a good signing for us. Hopefully Thorsby is just as good, if we sign him of course.

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  10. Burnsy

    Burnsy First Team

    Was told earlier in the summer we were looking at Herrera. Granada couldn’t afford their option on him so heading back to City where you’d doubt he will get a look in. Looks too pricey for us to do a permanent (unless Hughes leaves for a decent amount) but always hoped we could look at a loan with option or something.

    If the Thorsby thing is genuine, you’d imagine he’s the cheaper option with the same characteristics.
     
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  11. BigRossLittleRoss

    BigRossLittleRoss First Team

    Deeney is surely the Leviathan that Hobbes referred too ?
     
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  12. Markoa$

    Markoa$ Squad Player

    According to Italian media, Sampdoria want to sign Grifo and apparently the player wants the move. This is why they are willing to sell us Thorsby.
     
  13. Markoa$

    Markoa$ Squad Player

    Morten Thorsby approaches Watford. The Norwegian midfielder could start in this transfer session. According to today's edition of Il Secolo XIX, the negotiations with the English club would be started with the Sampdoria who should collect six million, all of capital gains.
     
  14. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Not happening. Nothing happens on a Thorsby.
     
  15. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    I'm not sure, Alaska.

    No its ok, I'll ask her myself.
     
  16. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    My wife has been in Turkey for the summer, teaching German, specifically around the topic of large, domesticated mammals.

    Istanbul?

    Nein, das is ein horse.
     
  17. onion8837

    onion8837 Reservist

    Why wife has just gone to Indonesia

    Jakarta?

    No, she flew by herself
     
  18. lowerrous

    lowerrous First Team

    That doesn't really make sense - 'dann' and 'das' mean different things (then and that - you wouldn't ask "is then a bull?").

    Also, horse is 'Pferd' auf Deutsch.

    Not that I should nitpick too much when I still struggle to tell the time in German.
     
  19. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    I just flew my wife to Illinois

    Chigago?

    No, she passenger.
     
  20. HeiaWatford

    HeiaWatford Reservist

    You're the inspiration
     
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  21. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    These puns are a hard habit to break.
     
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  22. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Is it so hard to say I'm sorry ?
    I'm hearing he could be squad number 25, or 6 to 4.
     
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  23. Hogg-DEENEY!!!

    Hogg-DEENEY!!! Squad Player

    Hearing this guy has his heart set on a move to Scotland

    Motherwell?

    She's fine thanks
     
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  24. Since63

    Since63 Squad Player

    Typical Pozzo approach. He's the only one to threaten to convert him into a bridge strut component if he doesn't sign for us.
     
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  25. Supertommymooney

    Supertommymooney Squad Player

    I actually heard he's flying to Cheshire to sign a deal instead.

    Crewe?

    Yes, he's a qualified air stewardess.
     
  26. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    I just booked a hotel to visit our hated sister club.

    Udine?

    No, just bed and breakfast
     
  27. K9 Hornet

    K9 Hornet Border Collie Dog

    I just signed for our hated sister club

    Udine?

    Yes, how did you guess?
    Regards, Troy.
     
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  28. BigRossLittleRoss

    BigRossLittleRoss First Team

    We were thinking of the doing the same but decided to head further south instead .

    Rome?

    No we just stayed in the hotel .
     
  29. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    Be careful in Berlin. My wife slipped up near the football stadium.

    Hertha?

    Pride more than anything.
     
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  30. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    I went to Scotland, to visit that place which shares its name with a formula 1 legend.

    Sterling?

    Nope

    Hamilton?

    Nope. Ayr Town Centre.
     
  31. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    Outstanding.
     
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  32. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    People at German clubs can be so rude. I went to another where a club official noticed my Watford top and said Watford are **** and Exchange Road is an ugly example of brutalist architecture.

    I said ‘that’s it, I’m Hoffenheim out of here’.
     
  33. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    I once took a girl on a date to a leisure park in the German capital

    Berlin?

    No, we just had a Franky and Benny's then played on some arcade machines.
     
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  34. hornetboy1

    hornetboy1 First Team Captain

    We have signed a centre back

    Pollock?

    No, honestly, we really have.
     
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  35. RS2

    RS2 Squad Player

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