[RUMOUR] Morten Thorsby

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  1. miked2006

    miked2006 Premiership Prediction League Proprietor

    Apparently he's being driven to a club as we speak.

    Watford?

    Heard it's a 5 door Mondeo.
     
  2. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    My wife went shopping for undergarments in Cyprus.

    Nicosia?

    Yeah and bras there.
     
  3. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

  4. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Apparently, this guy has flown in from Iceland and is angrily protesting at the wages we're offering.

    Reykjavik?

    Not quite but he's thrown a couple of cups at London colney.
     
  5. miked2006

    miked2006 Premiership Prediction League Proprietor

    Heard a talented water-sport athlete is also at the ground.

    Vicarage Road?

    And sailed.
     
  6. RS2

    RS2 Squad Player

    Is he a lawyer by any chance?
     
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  7. Warks Kev

    Warks Kev Academy Graduate

    I thought morten thorsby was a village off the A19 on the way to Middlesbrough.
     
  8. cyaninternetdog

    cyaninternetdog Forum Hippie

    It did come home, stayed for a bit then went on holiday to Italy for 18 months.
     
  9. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    I just had to change trains at one of South London's busiest stations

    Clapham?

    Well, I appreciated the driver's work, but applause would have been a bit much.
     
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  10. Supertommymooney

    Supertommymooney Squad Player

    It's the heat, it's got to everyone.
     
  11. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    I’ve been called to North Devon to help repair some wind damaged farm buildings.

    Barnstaple?

    No, they don’t make them big enough.
     
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  12. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    I went to a cinema in Devon

    Torquay?

    I believe most of these moving pictures are nowadays.
     
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  13. RS2

    RS2 Squad Player

    You're just relentless. It's both intimidating and impressive in equal measure.
     
  14. hornetboy1

    hornetboy1 First Team Captain

    I'm having a holiday this year in Swanage

    Far Corfe?

    Ok, no need to be quite so rude.
     
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  15. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    I went out with a girl from the Northwest who was into powerlifting.

    Manchester?

    Yeah it was flat, hairy and muscular.
     
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  16. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    I went on a boating holiday with my parents in France

    Marseilles?

    No, pa does most of that, she was mostly navigating.
     
  17. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    I was in Devon recently and I was amazed to see a 90 year old woman cross a heavily flooded road.

    Bideford?

    You bet she did.
     
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  18. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    I have to get to Myanmar immediately

    Mandalay

    You're right, there's no rush.
     
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  19. NathWFC

    NathWFC First Team

  20. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    A Norfolk butchers has been recently fined for passing off lamb chops as pork.

    Fakenham?

    Exactly.
     
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  21. GarbeliaHornet

    GarbeliaHornet Academy Graduate

    I made the mistake of watching this thread for developments. I regret it.
     
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  22. Keighley

    Keighley First Team

    I don't get it.
     
  23. BigRossLittleRoss

    BigRossLittleRoss First Team

    Took the cast from “Only Fools and Horses” on a jolly to Spain, but was angered by how much the bar bill came to.

    Costa Del Sol?

    No , Rodney was on champagne cocktails.
     
  24. lowerrous

    lowerrous First Team

    I showed this thread of repetitive jokes to some relatives living in a commuter town just east of Watford.

    Borehamwood?

    I believe the phrase is more commonly 'stiff', but close enough.
     
  25. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    I got some bootleg copies of Tv gardening programs fro South America

    Montevideo?

    No Charlie Dimmock on DVD
     
  26. lowerrous

    lowerrous First Team

    I just ran a few errands in a suburb at the end of the Northern Line.

    New Barnet?

    Yes, thanks for noticing.
     
  27. BigRossLittleRoss

    BigRossLittleRoss First Team

    Year before I had to take them to the US eastern sea board and found out Nicholas Lyndhurst was having an affair with David Jason’s wife .

    Delaware ?

    No , I didn’t have the heart to tell him .
     
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  28. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    I was just near there, pouring Australian beer into a private orifice

    Cockfosters?

    No castlemaine up my bumhole.
     
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  29. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    Hard to pour anything up your own bumhole, so fair play.
     
  30. Keighley

    Keighley First Team

    Best place for it.
     
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  31. BigRossLittleRoss

    BigRossLittleRoss First Team

    Industrial funnel and hosepipe does the trick ….. apparently.
     
  32. lowerrous

    lowerrous First Team

    I stayed the night with a girl in a slightly dodgy part of North London recently and am worried I may have caught something.

    Wood Green?

    Thankfully not, but it is rather itchy.
     
  33. BigRossLittleRoss

    BigRossLittleRoss First Team

    Went to a game in North London and was excessively strip searched in my groin area.

    Arsenal?

    No I kept it clenched .
     
  34. BigRossLittleRoss

    BigRossLittleRoss First Team

    Went with the Watford midfield to a cinema in West London but got limited view seats .

    Chelsea?

    Yeah , but Hughes was sat in front of a pillar .
     
  35. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    Boy did I sleep badly the other night in Poland. I tossed and turned all night, thinking of the lovely receptionist at the hotel.

    Krakow?

    No, I didn’t have the puff.
     
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