I went on holiday to the Adriatic and was sat upon by a swarm of jackdaws. Croatia? No, but i was badly pecked
My wife's porn-star friend is away filming in NE Italy at the moment. Genoa ? I feel as though I do, though we've never met. My wife has gone away with work until Friday, but has only taken pumps, t-shirts and jeans to wear. Apparently Dresden all week.
Now how to combine cheese, Warsaw pact capitals and 'jamaica' jokes in one post... "My wife once visited the bloc opposing NATO. Warsaw pact? No, she did the luggage herself, very fondue that job." Maybe not. PS It was a bloc of cheese
After asking a few folk at work , this guy is highly rated in Norway and has flown under the radar a bit , this could be a prudent acquisition. Seems a hard worker and good attitude ,which would be a departure from our usual transfer targets.
What's not to get , plays for Sampadoria so obviously our italian cousins have kept tabs on him , He plays for Norway national side (although tbf they arent great). Rumoured price of 6 to 7m , If Will hughes goes ,I could see this one happening. Just my opinion,
Did he Asker at work if Thorsby was any good? Well it seems Oslo he did, and that she thinks he's proper Bo. He also seemed to Askim at work, and he thought that for a midfielder Thorsby is good at grabbing the Odd Gol.
I've got some old Chinese warlords popping round for tea and a quick catch-up. Hanover? No, it's Shanghai.
I had an accident jumping off the diving board in South East Asia. Bangkok? Nah, just stubbed my toe.
I've decided to open a Portuguese, fortified wine retailer in Greater Manchester. Stockport? Maybe, but we'll mostly focus on Madeira
Did you know a Russian author invented the emergency exit? That's a tall story No. Firedoor Dostoyevsky
Upon further research the lad is a climate freak eco warrior lefty type , would fit in so well at Watford virtue signalling FC . Would fit in well with brainwashed majority in WD17. Real shame ,decent midfielder.
