Animal Crackers

Discussion in 'Taylor's Tittle-Tattle - General Banter' started by Clive_ofthe_Kremlin, Mar 3, 2024.

  1. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Probably, given he’s everyone.
     
  2. Vic

    Vic First Year Pro

    Can we have some pictures of people’s pets on this thread? I think that would be nice. I love cat pictures especially.
     
  3. Clive_ofthe_Kremlin

    Clive_ofthe_Kremlin Squad Player

    EXCLUSIVE

    Husband punished his wife by dumping their puppy in a washing machine and putting hamsters in a food blender... before murdering her, chopping her up into 224 pieces and dumping her remains in a river in a bag for life.

    The worse crime leads the report. Ahhh the poor puppy ahhhh! And not the hamsters! Blended! The *******!

    Oh and he murdered his Mrs as well did he? Yeah, but blending the hamsters! Wait 'til I tell the girls at work!
     
  4. Clive_ofthe_Kremlin

    Clive_ofthe_Kremlin Squad Player

    Tinker23 catches the public mood perfectly in the comments:

    What a horror story! I would of packed my bags and moved to the other side of the country if he killed my pets. Truly shocking what he did to those defenseless animals that would have endured dreadful suffering. For the cruelty to those poor animals he should receive a lengthy sentence as harming animals nearly always leads to killing humans. Hopefully, this sadistic individual is given a full life sentence!"
     
  5. Carpster

    Carpster Squad Player

    Got a Frenchie and today I witnessed her protecting a pigeon from a crow. The said crow had pinned the pigeon down and was pecking it at the back of the neck area. My dog flew at crow scaring it off initially, it tried to come back but my dog wasn't having any of it. She actually protected the pigeon until it was capable of flying off. Very weird and never seen her act like this before. She's usually the type of dog who runs at the pigeons just to annoy them.
     
  6. Keighley

    Keighley First Team

    ‘Have’.

    ‘Defenceless’.

    Hopefully, for these crimes against grammar, Tinker23 goes the same way.
     
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  7. Arakel

    Arakel First Team

    *Spelling.
     
  8. Keighley

    Keighley First Team

    Grammar and spelling, to be precise.
     
  9. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Spelling and grammar is also acceptable.
     
  10. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    I've got a wild, baby bunny living under my decking. I've had a problem with rats before and gone to war on them, but this similarly sized and to all intents and purposes, identical pest, is welcomed with treats instead of traps, poison and an airgun. I've positioned my trail cam to try and get some pics.
     
  11. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    If it finds “a friend” you could have 20 by the end of the summer. No need for a lawn mower but no plants.
     
  12. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    It's got a sibling. IMG-20240406-WA0006.jpg
     
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  13. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Siblings are acceptable under rabbit sex rules. 50/50 chance of having your own rabbit warren by summer.
     
  14. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    I googled this and came across a site about bratty step sisters. I may be some time.
     
  15. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    Trail cams deserve their own thread.
     
  16. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    No they don't.
     
  17. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    wildlife & gardens thread surely ?
     
  18. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    C’mon, I bet you have some red hot badger action to share.
     
  19. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    Horses loose in London!

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/uk-england-london-68888725

    Don't worry though, the Beeb is on the case seeking answers to the questions we're all asking and in the order of clear priority:
    Yes, trailing in 5th place is a token question about injuries to people.

    Meanwhile, Megan Morra has her say:
     
  20. Keighley

    Keighley First Team

    Well, because the horses were much more likely to be injured than people...
     
  21. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    One soldier had to be treated by paramedics with a curtain put up around him and they're reporting 'several people' hurt in their headline.
     
  22. Keighley

    Keighley First Team

    I'm aware of that.
     
  23. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    So at best the horses were equally as likely to have been injured as people then?
     
  24. Keighley

    Keighley First Team

    Just because things turned out that way doesn't mean that was the likely scenario.

    Also, you're being selective. If you scroll down to 10:34, you will see human injuries coming in ahead of animal injuries.
     
  25. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Surely it must be illegal to put a dead body in a bag that is clearly only "for life" ?
     
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  26. Keighley

    Keighley First Team

    :rolleyes:
     
  27. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    That bag certainly fulfilled it's warranty period in her case, I suppose.
     
  28. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Otherwise, perhaps her estate would be entitled to make a claim ?
     
  29. Clive_ofthe_Kremlin

    Clive_ofthe_Kremlin Squad Player

    Military horses running amok through a busy London rush hour injuring innocent cyclists and cabbies.

    Obviously out of control. Killers.

    Put all 5 'to sleep' humanely. Dog food for the palace corgis and skin for some more military drums.
     

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