Animal Crackers

This is exactly the point of this thread.

 

https://www.northantstelegraph.co.u...ss-main-kettering-to-northampton-road-4622642

We WILL remember them!

 

"The road was closed for more than an hour on February 19 to allow the dogs’ remains to be retrieved."

An hour! We'd certainly see just how much these dog lovers really are in love after they've sat sweating stationary for an hour.

When there were 'incidents' on the railway with people getting splatted, we'd kick the bits off down the embankment in 10 minutes before the cops arrived and wanted to start drawing chalk lines round things.

I'd similarly have had the assorted bits of Lowmuck, Turddropper and Shítgun scraped off the highway in a matter of moments and traffic on the move. Since animal lovers are against hunting, surely they wouldn't have any problems with the perpetrators being disposed of without ceremony.