[RUMOUR] Morten Thorsby

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    I went on holiday to the Adriatic and was sat upon by a swarm of jackdaws.

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    My wife had a lovely ice cream in Croatia

    Split ?

    No, Dubrovnik
     
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    I'm planning to visit as many capitals of former Warsaw Pact countries as possible.
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    My wife's porn-star friend is away filming in NE Italy at the moment.
    Genoa ?
    I feel as though I do, though we've never met.

    My wife has gone away with work until Friday, but has only taken pumps, t-shirts and jeans to wear.
    Apparently Dresden all week.
     
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    This thread is worse than the politics section.
     
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    Politics seeping into other threads again ? You gouda be ashamed of yourself.
     
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    I take full responsibility.

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    My reign of Tirana'y is only just beginning!!!

    Mwah hah etc.
     
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    Personally I don't give Edam anymore about these transfer rumours
     
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    Now how to combine cheese, Warsaw pact capitals and 'jamaica' jokes in one post...

    "My wife once visited the bloc opposing NATO.

    Warsaw pact?

    No, she did the luggage herself, very fondue that job."

    Maybe not.

    PS It was a bloc of cheese
     
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    After asking a few folk at work , this guy is highly rated in Norway and has flown under the radar a bit , this could be a prudent acquisition.
    Seems a hard worker and good attitude ,which would be a departure from our usual transfer targets.
     
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    I don't get it?
     
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    What's not to get , plays for Sampadoria so obviously our italian cousins have kept tabs on him , He plays for Norway national side (although tbf they arent great). Rumoured price of 6 to 7m , If Will hughes goes ,I could see this one happening. Just my opinion,
     
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    Did he Asker at work if Thorsby was any good?

    Well it seems Oslo he did, and that she thinks he's proper Bo.

    He also seemed to Askim at work, and he thought that for a midfielder Thorsby is good at grabbing the Odd Gol.
     
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    That would work better in Barnsley as in I took’ lass ooot Berlin.
     
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    Personally, I prefer them when they don't quite work.
     
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    I've got some old Chinese warlords popping round for tea and a quick catch-up.

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    That many?

    Woo hoo!
     
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    Ah, reminds me of that great Stuart Lee sketch also featuring Crapstone and Shilbottle
     
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    Upon further research the lad is a climate freak eco warrior lefty type , would fit in so well at Watford virtue signalling FC .
    Would fit in well with brainwashed majority in WD17.
    Real shame ,decent midfielder.
     
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