Things you hate II

My ex

 

Does he wear lycra leggings?

 

Why would you not wear knickers to the gym?

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/a...ats-planes-90-passengers-vote-ditch-them.html - Monarch read our old thread.

 

Wow, Monarch have made their seats even more uncomfortable than before. I wouldn't have known that was possible.

 

Sitting watching the tennis when I hear the ice cream van arrive outside. Think l'll treat myself so sprint upstairs to get some money then run outside in my slippers, just in time to see him drive off leaving me stranded holding my £1 coin. Neighbours kids start giggling at misfortune.
I'm sure ice cream van was only there for 20 seconds!

 

99s cost £1.29 these days so you'd not have got an ice cream anyway.

 

I was out in the sun for about an hour and burnt my entire back. Now I have to go to work, til close then get up at 6 to drive to Watford then go to London Zoo. I might punch an animal

 

99? Luxury!

Update: little Beccy (age 5) from the house across the road has just brought me a Cornetto from her freezer!
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Update: Police have arrived at ZZ's house.

 

Freddie Flintoff and his laddishness in Jackamo adverts.

 

People who don't understand "reply to all" versus "reply".

My Son's footy team gets a weekly email about upcoming training and matches and there's one Father, (typically it's the parent of one with the kid who has trouble standing up straight let alone passing a ball to their own team mate), who reply's to ****ing everybody that "Tarquin is available this week". I don't give a sh*t if Tarquin just won the national bleeding lottery.

Sorry, the air con at work has packed and I need to rant.

 

Blimey - your tirade against The Voice of Reason seems quite tame in comparison to that

 

I don't do heat well!

Cars that pull out in front of you and cause you to brake, then glare at you in their rear view mirror as if you've committed some heinous crime because you're fairly close.

 

Agree with you 100% there.

I can go one better. When you slow down to let someone out becasue their nose is halfway on to the carriage way. They then don't thank you and proceed to drive at 15mph.

 

Another driving one.

The chap in the Silver Focus on the M4 on Sunday who decided he would drive at 69.5mph* in the fast lane regardless that the rest of the motorway was clear, who then got all pissy because people were undertaking him albeit at 0.5mph# more.



*speed rounded down to the nearest half mph
#speed rounded down to avoid plod interest.

 

I do not get the problem with undertaking. In America it's completely standard practice.

 

It's against the law here. Certainly against the rules in the highway code. I think it's a hangover from the days when cars only had a rear view mirror on the right hand side. My First Metro was like this.

From a safety point of view it actually makes good sense as you should really only need to double check one side when changing lanes but it does rely on people using lanes properly. imho people hogging the outside lane is more of an issue than people hogging the centre lane.

The whole issue needs looking at really as safety & performance for braking, accelerating and emmisions have improved massively since the rules were laid out in I think 60 odd years ago.

 

the fact that on a sunday morning going into hospital covered in blood after coming off my bike didn't warrant me being seen any sooner than the sl_t who came for the morning after pill

 

Sl_t? Seems overly strong and hateful?

 

she came in with another female friend, if it was her boyfriend would he not have gone with her?

 

Not if he was a #LAD

 

Orny?

 

Maybe if it was Saudi Arabia

 

Loose ends :rant:

 

The big mouthed lairy **** on the pushbike, who just wheeled across in front of me on the A41 near the Meriden.

So, the traffic may not have been moving, but it doesnt give you the right to just walk into the carriageway. *****

....and do you honestly think people still say "come on then" when you want a toe to toe - it's not 1970 anymore. *****

Thanks for letting me get that off my chest.

....and if you are reading this and you recognise yourself, you really are a *****

 

I hadn't noticed this myself. Maybe there is something about you that gives the impression that you would like some "attention".

 

So, please tell me I have got this wrong. A guy pushing his bike crossed the road in front of you and caused that little rant?

 

He ended up in hospital the next morning, and was possibly pregnant.

 

He could get the morning after pill but magyarorszag would accuse him of being a sl_t.

 

"No More Nails" which doesn't grab, and doesn't stick and is therefore totally useless unless you use it with nails.
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People who do not know how to use No More Nails correctly


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Come on then, enlighten me!