Things you hate II

Feminists who want to pay less in car insurance

 

Fixed

 

I'm a feminist

 

Me too.

 

Fixed

 

I want to be a lesbian in lesbian heaven

 

Same, that's why I never pay for my Girlfriend's dinner.. Equal rights. :naughty:

 

Women haters.

 

Lesbian trapped in a man's body

 

Middle seats on a plane. Nightmare.

 

Middle seats on trans-atlantic flights with two quite ridiculously overweight women either side of you (one of them having the worst bo I can remember)

 

A personal thing but I get really annoyed when people put their seat back on a short 45 minute European flight. There's no need and reduces the already minimal legroom

 

I see they banned those anti-reclining device things.

 

If the airlines weren't so greedy and took 2 or 3 rows of seats out we might all be able to travel in comfort.

 

Or overbooking flights.
A friend flew ryanair recently. One of the staff offered 200 euros to anyone who wanted to wait for the next flight back from spain, as they had over sold the flight.

Surely you should only sell the seats available?

 

Thnigs I hate: moaning.

Got ya now you feckers.

 

College: Get up at 7.50, get back 8.30 in evening.

At least I'll have an HNC qualification by 21.

 

People who schedule meetings in a busy Starbucks. And then are late. I don't want to buy a cup of tea for r$10 but I feel like I need to justify nabbing the big table by the power outlet during the morning crush

 

You still won't be able to get a job.

 

Sorry folks - it's a driving related one....
People who have a "Baby on Board" sign in the back window, who presumably want you to to drive cautiously in their vicinity - who then go down the Right Turn only lane at traffic lights, only to cut across at the last moment.

 

...and whilst I'm on my high horse
People who have backpacks, or roll-along suitcases, yet seem oblivious that this makes them "larger" than they normally are, and end up banging into you 'cos they haven't considered their increased turning circle.
Grrrr!

 

Or leave their suitcases right across the thoroughfare at an airport or station.

 

Anyone infront of me in the queue at Lidl's checkouts. Lidl seems to attract a special kind of person at lunchtimes.

 

You get what you pay for.

Cheap shopping means **** customers.

Go and shop somewhere where there's a premium attached to the price, to cover making a fuss of their customers and making the shop look nice.

 

Including you, presumably.

 

Same as the "Think Bike" signs, if it gets one person to drive slightly more carefully and vigilantly, I'm all for it.

 

fat people and narrow pavements. if it's just a regular sized slow person then i can usually manoeuvre past them/shove them out the way, but when its a fat person, all you can do is walk up close behind them, shuffle from side to side looking for an opening and occasionally sigh loudly in frustration

 

:whoosh: