Things you hate II

Discussion in 'Taylor's Tittle-Tattle - General Banter' started by hornmeister, May 23, 2014.

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  1. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

  2. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    I hate it when threads get so long they have to have a second part elsewhere :rage:
     
  3. PhilippineOrn

    PhilippineOrn First Team

    A sad but fair indictment of the forum generally.
     
  4. TheDon

    TheDon First Team

    Having my bathroom so far away from my bedroom when you need a wee in bed
     
  5. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

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  6. simms

    simms vBookie

    Having to rewash your hair after a haircut to get the little bits of hair out.
     
  7. 352

    352 Moderator

    Everything.
     
  8. Diamond

    Diamond First Team

    Wet bank holidays. WBHON
     
  9. miked2006

    miked2006 Premiership Prediction League Proprietor

    And how you can never style your hair as well as the hairdresser does it, even after you buy the exact same products they use.
     
  10. Legskeattch

    Legskeattch Squad Player

    I hate how slow Friday afternoons are - I even feel the need to come on this forum and tell you what I hate!
     
  11. PhilippineOrn

    PhilippineOrn First Team

    Odd that. I also can never build the Taj Mahal as well despite buying the exact same cement.
     
  12. Cassetti's Beard

    Cassetti's Beard First Team

    I hate people who hate people who hate people.
     
  13. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    I actually hate the way I get it styled. I politely not and smile and then repeat twice as they show me the two views of the back with the mirror, then pay and get outside, and immediately swidge my hair back into shape, smooth down the spiky bits at the sides and back and recenter everything.
     
  14. PhilippineOrn

    PhilippineOrn First Team

    You repeat twice. That's four times. Just how excuberant is your barber with the mirror behind your head. I would think spitting down the spikey bits (Just William anyone?) is the least of your worries.
     
  15. miked2006

    miked2006 Premiership Prediction League Proprietor

    I hate the way they show me the back of my head, and look to me as if I should respond.

    Yes it is nice enough to know half your hair isn't missing, but what on earth do they expect from anyone but, 'err, yeh, it's shorter, and that's why I came here'.
     
  16. CarlosKickaballs

    CarlosKickaballs Forum Picarso

    I'm glad the barber does it or else I'd have gone my whole life knowing what the back of everyone's head is like except my own.
     
  17. jon_e_lee

    jon_e_lee Old Git!

    It's alright for you lot, I don't have enough bloody hair to go for a haircut so I never get offered "something for the weekend".
     
  18. PhilippineOrn

    PhilippineOrn First Team

    Actually, barbers here give you a mini shoulder massage after they finish. I really don't like that. That said it's 50p for a haircut so can't really grumble.
     
  19. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    I'm reliably informed you can buy prophylactics elsewhere now.
     
  20. PhilippineOrn

    PhilippineOrn First Team

    It's ok, he's bald. He has no use of them. Still, it's nice to be offered them. I see his point.
     
  21. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    No. One nod for the front,after they they have finished styling and pull their hands say in a sort of "Hey presto" reveal. Then repeat that nod once for the onside rear of my head and again for the offside rear.
     
  22. Diamond

    Diamond First Team

    Films without the option of subtitles. My Mrs doesn't have the best hearing so subtitles really help. Got a film from lovefilm on Saturday and no bl**dy subtitles, and we're finding it more and more. Are the deaf excluded from films now?
     
  23. PhilippineOrn

    PhilippineOrn First Team

    No disrespect to you or your wife of course (and you did say the 'option' of subtitles) but I positively hate, loathe and detest English subtitles on English speaking films/tv/what have you. It's impossible not to read them and you end up not listening to any dialogue just reading the stupid subtitles.
     
  24. Diamond

    Diamond First Team

    She watches most things on TV with them on now, and you do get used to them. On live TV they're a complete waste of time though as they're so far behind. I should have said option as I certainly wouldn't like them hard coded so everyone has to suffer them. One benefit is the odd spelling mistake so my spelling nazi side comes to the fore.
     
  25. PhilippineOrn

    PhilippineOrn First Team

    You did say option that was the point. Here, for some bizarre reason, it's very common for subtitles to be there...fine if it's a foreign channel but if I had to list the 5 worst things about living in Philippines for sure English subtitles on English speaking films would be the Top 3 (all three)
     
  26. CarlosKickaballs

    CarlosKickaballs Forum Picarso

    Are you sure it wasn't a silent film?
     
  27. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Deaf people, for pushing up the production costs of films
     
  28. fan

    fan slow toaster

    My housekeeper
     
  29. fan

    fan slow toaster

    Actually she's lovely
     
  30. MarlonsCellMate

    MarlonsCellMate Reservist

    I can't have lost it, she's definitely stolen it from me.

    Oh wait, here it is.
     
  31. fan

    fan slow toaster

    She didn't clean my clothes last week, but i just noticed she did it today. And she moved a girls toothbrush to somewhere the others won't see it. #middleagedladylad
     
  32. Marc17

    Marc17 Academy Graduate

    Everyone.
     
  33. Whippendell Woods

    Whippendell Woods Squad Player

    Lady joggers and girls at the gym who are clearly wearing knickers under their tight Lycra leggings or shorts.

    Why?

    Looks awful and there's no need.

    Blokes who do the same should fecking man up too.
     
  34. zztop

    zztop Eurovision Winner 2015

    Oh, I hadn't noticed!
     
  35. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

    Blokes that wear lycra leggings.
     
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