[NOT HAPPENING] Paco Alcácer

Discussion in 'The Transfer List' started by Burnsy, Jul 27, 2018.

  1. Burnsy

    Burnsy First Team

    I miss HB1.

    There, I said it.
     
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  2. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Yes. I wonder what the feeling is in Spain on this one ? What the Spanish media is saying ? Oh for someone who has seen him in the flesh. If only.... come on HB1, come back and enlighten us !!!!
     
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  3. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Me too. I don't want to be the sole voice predicting relegation in January !
     
  4. Keighley

    Keighley First Team

    Could be earlier this season. :(
     
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  5. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    How can you tell ? His profile under activity shows "No recent activity information is available for hornetboy1."
     
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  6. Burnsy

    Burnsy First Team

    Ideally Pereyra on the left, Deulofeu on the right and Alcacér through the middle with Hughes behind.

    Whilst Alcacér can play left, let’s not buy a striker and play him elsewhere. He’d be the best finisher we have so should be played as such. I’d rather we give Success/Penaranda/Gray more time than buy someone as risky as Origi.

    I don’t understand where the belief that he’s better than Deeney or Gray comes from as he has never really ever shown that?
     
  7. Oscar calling

    Oscar calling Squad Player

    I miss Tony Hancock
     
  8. nornironhorn

    nornironhorn Administrator Staff Member

    Above the recent activity tab it shows when they were last online and what they were doing
     
  9. lutonh8a

    lutonh8a Squad Player

    The lads on a total different level to any of our current strikers!
     
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  10. Meh!

    Meh! Pre-Dictator

    Never heard of him.

    You all seem to have.
     
  11. Burnsy

    Burnsy First Team

    Imagine going from Messi, Coutinho and Suarez to Deeney, Gray and Capoue.

    I’m not sure there’s a wage big enough that would make me want to do that.
     
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  12. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    So are many others !
     
  13. BigRossLittleRoss

    BigRossLittleRoss First Team

    A goal every 198 mins in a Liga is not too shabby.

    However I reserve judgement until Ive seen whats he's like at aimlessly hounding down the keeper.
     
  14. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    He wasn't getting many games though at Barca.
     
  15. GoingDown

    GoingDown "The Stability"

    Lol, we aren't going to sign this guy.
     
  16. The uninformed

    The uninformed Academy Graduate

    On first reading, I was perplexed as to why a striker's tracking back might be described as DnB or hardcore cheesy techno.

    It makes much more sense on a second reading
     
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  17. HarryTheHornet

    HarryTheHornet Academy Graduate

    Wouldn't mind that
     
  18. Lloyd

    Lloyd Squad Player

    Have we officially got this bloke?
     
  19. EB Hornet

    EB Hornet Reservist

    I've never heard of him, but then I don't follow other countries leagues. I would guess you'd have to be pretty decent to play for Barcelona in the first place and certainly to get the number of games he did. Maybe a bit like Delefeou? Good, not quite good enough or lacks consistency? 100% just thinking aloud here, no more than that.

    His goalscoring record perhaps needs to come with the added knowledge that Barcelona tend to score 3 or more goals most games, if you play up front for a team that dominant you'd be hard pushed not to get goals. It's like when a failed Prem / average Champ striker goes to Celtic and scores a 40 odd goals.
     
  20. EB Hornet

    EB Hornet Reservist

    I personally miss any forum members who stop posting. Makes for a more interesting place with more voices and opinions. HB1 had some interesting thoughts and opinions, even if sometimes he had to drum his point home so much it began to wind others up. I guess you just start skipping the comments when that happens.
     
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  21. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    You forget, burnsy has a fake profile which he pretends is a season ticket holder at Barcelona.
     
    Last edited: Aug 2, 2018
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  22. lowerrous

    lowerrous First Team

    He'd certainly be better at it than Deeney, who prefers hounding down on the keeper.
     
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  23. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    If you're reading HB1 please come back. You know you want to.
     
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  24. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    This thread has been around for weeks. Of course I've heard of him
     
  25. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    I'm still here
     
  26. Cassetti's Beard

    Cassetti's Beard First Team

    He'll be back after the first game, can't help himself.

    90% of us pretend to have seen him because it's the internet - all you have to do is make a generalised comment like

    'This guy has bags of potential, was always going to struggle to break into the Barcelona starting XI with Messi, Suarez etc. Every time I've seen him he's been great, decent in the air, quicker than most of our strikers and a decent scoring record to boot. Saw him a few times last season and he's highly thought of by the fans and players alike, he's easily a 15 goal a year striker in the Premiership and I'm actually quite surprised no one else has gone in for him - personally I thought he'd be playing for a top European side by now - I'd give it four wow's on the wow-scale'
     
    Last edited: Aug 2, 2018
  27. another_mrlizard

    another_mrlizard Squad Player

  28. Heidar

    Heidar Squad Player

    Is there an "if he's ****" recall clause?

    He's good at being in the right place at the right time, but he's never going to win anything in the air, hold up play or beat a man for pace.

    Luckily we do have a midfield that could get a decent pass into him.

    Play hoofball and he's about as useful as a cardboard cutout.
     
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  29. BigRossLittleRoss

    BigRossLittleRoss First Team

    Deeney is fat . Lol
     
  30. davisp2

    davisp2 Reservist

    It seems silly to suggest Paco is good because he has played 30 plus times for Barcelona. Deeney and Gray would walk into the Barca team.
     
  31. lowerrous

    lowerrous First Team

    Well he's not going to be running now is he...
     
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  32. Burnsy

    Burnsy First Team

    Walk into the team? If Deeney walked from Watford to Barcelona, he’d still be fat.
     
  33. Keighley

    Keighley First Team

    That's because he'd be constantly stopping at pie stalls en route.
     
  34. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    I'm trembling as I type this but, could he be described as a "fox in the box?"
     
  35. Heidar

    Heidar Squad Player

    WOW WOW WOW!

    Which incidentally is the sound of a fox, that may or may not be, in a box.
     

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