[NOT HAPPENING] Paco Alcácer

Discussion in 'The Transfer List' started by Burnsy, Jul 27, 2018.

  1. Harrow Orn

    Harrow Orn Squad Player

    What does the fox say?

    Wowowowowowow, wowowowowowow

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  2. Cassetti's Beard

    Cassetti's Beard First Team

    Swap pow for wow and we've got ourselves a new anthem.

    [​IMG]
     
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  3. Markoa$

    Markoa$ Squad Player

    This is where HB1 could tell us if Sport is Barca’s media outlet or not. That would make this a more legitimate story based on that alone.
     
  4. Keighley

    Keighley First Team

  5. another_mrlizard

    another_mrlizard Squad Player

    How would a wedding photographer from Tring know that?
     
  6. cfdr0ftaW

    cfdr0ftaW Academy Graduate

    If we sign Alcacer, two of the front three that started Barca's first La Liga game of 17/18 will be Watford players...
     
  7. lutonh8a

    lutonh8a Squad Player

    Haha True, he is the only o e
    Yeah I agree with you to an extent, however his scoring record for Valencia was not too shabby and he has a decent goalscoring record for Spain as well, although when he was regulay playing for Spain they were dominnat.
     
  8. simpleMASH

    simpleMASH Reservist

    Wobby claims Sport broke the Deulofeu loan move first in January, so perhaps they do have insider knowledge.
     
  9. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    For HB1 ? Not sure, would have to check.
     
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  10. Arakel

    Arakel First Team

    Is a fox in the box better or worse than an Alcacer on an alpaca? This stuff is too deep into football tactics for me.
     
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  11. Burnsy

    Burnsy First Team

    They are the paper that broke the correct details of the Deulofeu deal according to the Wobby. Seemingly they are the outlet that Barcelona ‘leak’ their news to as Marca does for Real.
     
  12. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    I have access to the internet and therefore I am uniquely placed to comment on this rumour that may or may not be true.
     
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  13. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    No petrol forecourt contacts then ? That's where the internet news originally comes from.
     
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  14. carboy98

    carboy98 Reservist

    Perfect signing to tide us over until Oulare comes good. Sign him up Gino.
     
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  15. Hopefully Deulefeo does a good job of talking him into it. That seems to be the only stumbling block.
     
  16. tonycotonstache

    tonycotonstache Squad Player

    Fixed for extra lols....
     
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  17. Burnsy

    Burnsy First Team

    I hate those stumbling blocks where the player doesn’t actually want to come! Gino clearly didn’t type ‘End of.’ at the end of the transfer offer.
     
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  18. Arakel

    Arakel First Team

    Blimey, sounds like you know him really well. Thanks for the write up!
     
  19. ITKTim

    ITKTim Academy Graduate

    Dear Moose

    Thank you for this information. Can I ask that we use this as a quote in our upcoming publication. Credit will be given of course.

    Yours faithfully

    Tim

    PS Our annual WOW awards are upcoming for the best employee. Currently its a two horse race between Ming and myself. Tickets will be on sale soon for the event. Don't miss it.
     
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  20. another_mrlizard

    another_mrlizard Squad Player

    It's fallen through I'm afraid, he's off to Leicester.

    We came so close.......

    [​IMG]
     
  21. GoingDown

    GoingDown "The Stability"

    Do you live and work close to the sauce?
     
  22. another_mrlizard

    another_mrlizard Squad Player

    Well yeah, obviously, that's how I was able to break the story some weeks ago.

    You forget, I live in an alpaca sanctuary in Barbuda, so I hear about etc. etc.





    (and yes, I know that's a ******* llama, thank you)
     
  23. BigRossLittleRoss

    BigRossLittleRoss First Team

    I also have access to the internet but have broke it through excessive w@nking, and therefore am not uniquely placed to comment either way upon this rumour.
     
  24. Harrow Orn

    Harrow Orn Squad Player

    Are you hinting at something?

    Are we signing this bloke now?

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cristian_Llama

    32 years old. Worrying if true
     
  25. Burnsy

    Burnsy First Team

    Sure we have to go live to the Esso forecourt for Leicester transfer news, not the Llama farm?

    Fake news.
     
  26. BusheyOrn

    BusheyOrn Reservist

    Can he leap like Aguero? At 5.9 he is not a target man.
    Clearly we would be playing him from a 10 position.
    A very good buy if we can get him.
     
  27. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

  28. GoingDown

    GoingDown "The Stability"

    How is it even possible to break the internet through excessive w*nking?

    Asking for a mate.
     
  29. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    What quantifies "excessive"? Hourly ?
     
  30. BigRossLittleRoss

    BigRossLittleRoss First Team

    If I wasn’t completely exhausted both mentally and physically, I’d explain.
     
  31. Sort of OK

    Sort of OK Reservist

    Ha, me too.
     
  32. Sort of OK

    Sort of OK Reservist

    He's got teeth like Suarez and needs to do something with his hair, it's a no from me,
     
  33. lowerrous

    lowerrous First Team

  34. Sort of OK

    Sort of OK Reservist

    What is he, 25, should give us a good 7/8 years before we have to recall Oulare from his loan spell in the Latvian 2nd division to spearhead our attack.
     
  35. onion8837

    onion8837 Reservist

    Yes new contract for doucoure is great news
     

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