[NOT HAPPENING] Paco Alcácer

In other words

 

Currently training alone because of a muscle injury. Welcome to Watford.

 

We call it an imbalance at this club

 

Maybe he's "injured" and training alone in the same way that Doucoure is for us...

 

More than likely. I was just being pedantic.

 

Would someone of his pedigree be happy to move from Barca to Watford only to sit on the bench?! Gray looks in form...

 

Apparently this one is back on. What swung it is our promise of a penthouse suite at the Meriden High Rise.

 

You mean he turned down a Help To Buy flat in the soon-to-be-finished(!) South Oxhey Central!?! I'm gobsmacked.

 

The grey tower on the right looks positively Pisa esque!

 

You sure it wasn't the meridensi high rise?

 

If only there were sufficient parking, roads, schools, doctors, public transport, shops and unicorns then I think an extra 3 million homes crammed into a space no bigger than an olympic sized swimming pool would be welcome.

But I digress.

Are you saying it's on the slant?

 

Looks like it but it maybe just my defective vision.

 

Hopefully it's just a crease in the paper of the architect's impression I posted.

 

Just as long as the builders don't follow it or are 'Orelly' men!

 

Que?

 

Going to Lesta if he's staying with Vardy.

 

Hampshire won Fawlty.

 

just call when ready

 

Did it?

 

Was it 'did it' or 'did it Major'?
I have the scripts somewhere but no idea where.

 

Boycott made a century!

 

He’s got a goal every 180 mins in La Liga and European football.

Pretty decent stats , especially for a 24 year old.

If he can last more than 180 minute without getting injured for the season I’m in.

 

I think Real are more interested in either Cavani or Icardi and Coke

 

Man at Esso heard that the Icardi and Coke deal is supposed to be on the rocks.

 

This is the standard of humour we should all aspire to!

 

‘Did it? Isn’t that good? How splendid.’

 

IBB, is this tantamount to hairsplitting?

The forumites are busy people on tight schedules.

I make it a point of honour to edit out unnecessary vocatives.

 

Good old Dolly!

Sadly, no Somerset cricketers were ever mentioned in FT despite JC having been born in it.

Nigel Popplewell or Mervyn Kitchen would have worked beautifully.

 

Doliveira

 

Different episode, admittedly.

 

That's that food delivery service isn't it?

 

Too right. Vocatives are the enemy of social and economic efficiency

 

It now appears that he seriously considering a move to the EPL - but has, unfortunately, given us the wipe. In talks with Leicester apparently.

Mind you, that's from Sport Witness.

 

Gino didn't want him anyway.

The Pozzo's know what they are doing.