[NOT HAPPENING] Paco Alcácer

Discussion in 'The Transfer List' started by Burnsy, Jul 27, 2018.

  1. Burnsy

    Burnsy Squad Player

    We’ve been in talks with Barcelona and Spain striker Paco Alcácer according to Spanish media/papers.

    Don’t get too excited though - he has seemingly halted the talks as Valencia may be selling Rodrigo to Real Madrid in which case it is claimed Valencia would seek to re-buy Alcácer and he prefers that move.
  2. Keighley

    Keighley Squad Player

    Oh, I don't know why he's leaving
    Or where he's gonna go
    I guess he's got his reasons
    But I just don't want to know
    'Cos for twenty-four years
    I've been living next door to Alcácer
    Twenty-four years just waiting for a chance
    To tell him how I feel, and maybe get a second glance
    Now I've got to get used to not living next door to Alcácer.
  3. cfdr0ftaW

    cfdr0ftaW Academy Graduate

    Encouraging that we are pursuing this profile of player, even if we don't get him.
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  4. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    Who the **** is 'Alcácer'?
  5. GoingDown

    GoingDown Pizza & Figs

    Indeed. I've been pursuing Jennifer Lawrence for some time now but all I got out of it was a court date.
  6. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    With apologies to Scott Mackenzie,

    Are you going, to sign Francisco ("Paco" Alcácer García)?
    Be sure to wear a yellow curly wig.
  7. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Never heard of him, but we need him.
  8. He's definitely a footballer, tick, he's not Holebas or Gray, tick, so I concur.
    If he's a CM player, or a RWB, so much the better.
  9. simpleMASH

    simpleMASH Reservist

    A date’s a date.
  10. Looks like he could play the Chalobah role. Typical silly footballer haircut though.
  11. Ágætis Byrjun

    Ágætis Byrjun Reservist

    I think he's the type of striker that struggles in the Premier League. A bit like the difference between the succesful Llorente and utterly awful Borja Baston at Swansea. You need a bit of physicality as a lone striker.

    Right level of player though.
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  12. Markoa$

    Markoa$ Reservist

    Judging by the Valencia fans on twitter, he is not wanted back there. So based on that alone, I’m out. Not good enough for Valencia, not good enough for us. Next.
  13. Burnsy

    Burnsy Squad Player

    Not good enough for a Valencia who are in the CL and he has a very reasonable scoring history for so not good enough for us?

    I feel like I’m going to need your statement explaining a bit more?
  14. Markoa$

    Markoa$ Reservist

    Yes Chris

    Ahem, ahem, ahem

    My theory by Mrs, oops sorry, not the weekend yet.

    My theory by Mr. Markoa$

    Ahem, ahem, ahem

    This is my theory and nobody else’s

    Ahem, ahem, ahem

    It was a joke.

    This is my theory Chris, nobody else’s, it belongs to me.
  15. Burnsy

    Burnsy Squad Player

    I literally have no idea what any of that means.
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  16. Monty P.
  17. Knight GT

    Knight GT Predictor extraordinaire 2013/14

    Don't remember Monty Panesar saying that although in fairness he's a scummer so I probably wasn't listening!
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  18. GoingDown

    GoingDown Pizza & Figs

    Who's Chris?
  19. Burnsy

    Burnsy Squad Player

    New striker. Proven. End of.
  20. Whisper it quietly, but could the the great Mr Iwelumo be finally coming home ??
  22. lowerrous

    lowerrous Squad Player

    We can always just pull a Holebas on him.
  23. miked2006

    miked2006 Premiership Prediction League Proprietor

    He’s too good for us
  24. hornetgags

    hornetgags McMuff's lovechild

    At least you got a date...
  25. Burnsy

    Burnsy Squad Player

    So was Pereyra. So was Deleofeu.
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  26. IRB

    IRB THe artist formally know as ImRonBurgundy?

    Spanish Joe Garner
  27. Got Jerome Sinclaire's beard.

    And my girlfriend's knee hair.
  28. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    One of the four horses of the alpacalypse
  29. GoingDown

    GoingDown Pizza & Figs

  30. kVA

    kVA Reservist

  31. Fixed for you.

    And ah did maine Jerome
  32. The son of Go?
    With A Smile likes this.
  33. His song "we don't have to take our clothes off" was promoted in central and sth America to persuade young kids to stop having promiscuous condom free sex and its marketing was part funded by some of those charities/initiatives. Ironically he died of an aids related illness.
  34. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Overdosed on Cherry wine. Rip.
    Chumlax likes this.
  35. I Blame Bassett

    I Blame Bassett Squad Player

    Well I didn't know that. That's sad.

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