The Official Simms Uni Thread part II

I think the use of the term 'girl buddies' settled that brief argument.

 

Why? Are you so sexually focused on the male gender to have female mates?

 

But women are crap at being ladz

 

Just got a date for sunday night.

 

Make sure you buy some condoms, lube, WD40, a bottle of Lambrini, some nutella and a packet of haribo star mix.

 

I never leave home without them!

 

Where are you taking her? (Cue 'up the a*se' jokes). Would you like me to go instead?

 

By the way she cancelled date and we're re-arranging for some time after my exams. Stil been texting her every day and stuff.

 

Bloody typical! Wait years for a date and two come along at once. I got a date with a french redhead girl too. Mad.

 

Good man. Where are you going to take the frenchie?

 

French girls like it up the bum

 

and they don't shave their armpits

 

So make sure you know your anatomy!

 

Whatever you do, don't mention "voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir". I'd imagine that'd be the biggest turn off for her, especially when things could get a little bit bedtime-related

 

Yes, far better off saying "How about me dangling out of your guts for half an hour!".

 

Your guts? Jesus is it a snake?

 

Went on the date today. Ended up in the pub for 4 hours drinking and ended up kissing her for quite a while before she had to go home. We're meeting again soon.:drinking:

 

It's like we're reaching the end of a really long film

 

He's already missed his chance

 

I've got a good feeling about this one.

 

4 hours and a bit of kissing?

Man, sounds like a lot of work. Should have agreed to make sure she got home ok then suggested coffee and cake.

 

Nah, like the last season of Lost. You know where you want it to end, but ultimately it'll be disappointing, confusing and a person will lie dead in the woods.

 

Could be worse, could be like 'How I met your mother', now that is a dire story and show.

 

Simms you wonderful man. Get in there.

 

Good work Simmsy, when are you next seeing her?

 

We'll find out she was hit by a car on the way home and Simms will have to live in an eternity of "what if".

 

Saw her last night, ended up staying the night at her house.

 

did u bang doe

 

and...

 

No, but we did other stuff. Only a matter of time though.

 

simms got his willy sucked this is a monumental day

 

I take this to mean Simms sat and played his guitar whilst she, frustratedly sat with a forced smile and eventually, excused herself to the bathroom where she furiously brought herself off with a loofah.

 

He'll be dogging and going to swinging sessions in no time.

 

I spy and a couple of nesquiks?