The Official Simms Uni Thread part II

Discussion in 'Taylor's Tittle-Tattle - General Banter' started by hornmeister, Nov 13, 2012.

  1. El distraído

    El distraído Johnny Foreigner

    Jokes aside, rooting for you Simms!
     
  2. GoingDown

    GoingDown "The Stability"

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    I know I have.
     
  3. AshdonWFC

    AshdonWFC Prediction League Champion 2011/12

    For 'other stuff', and the length of 'The Official Simms Uni Thread," i'm a little underwhelmed by your enthusiasm. Others on here sound far more excited than you do! ;)
     
  4. simms

    simms vBookie

    Im seeing her again saturday, so I don't want to jump on the hype train too soon with potentially bigger news to come.
     
  5. nisman94

    nisman94 International Man of Mystery

    Now you know it's the bottom one don't you? ;)


    Joking aside, we are finally reaching the conclusion of this adventure. I think everyone on here feels like a proud father
     
  6. AshdonWFC

    AshdonWFC Prediction League Champion 2011/12

    Okay, fair enough I suppose... i'll try to contain myself until we hear from you on Sunday. ;)
     
  7. simms

    simms vBookie

    I'm yet to learn about the social convention talking about this so i played it conservative.
     
  8. fan

    fan slow toaster

    Cut your fingernails next time
     
  9. Timbers

    Timbers Apeman

    Come Saturday night Simms, don't go too fast, warm her up first as a lady will take a little longer than a man. Explore her body, don't go straight in.

    Bring some rope and duct tape as well, just in case.
     
  10. luke_golden

    luke_golden Space Cadet

    3 captivating years, all coming down to one weekend. Do us proud Simmsy.
     
  11. lm_wfc

    lm_wfc First Team

    Will we be running a shoutbox?
     
  12. Timbers

    Timbers Apeman

    what about a vbookie on nookie?
     
  13. nornironhorn

    nornironhorn Administrator Staff Member

    Well....?
     
  14. Timbers

    Timbers Apeman

    He is still too busy!
     
  15. Pozzo Out

    Pozzo Out Squad Player

    I reckon he did it.
     
  16. nisman94

    nisman94 International Man of Mystery

    Same. He's just dealing with the apres-amour stuff after a long night.
     
  17. GoingDown

    GoingDown "The Stability"

    He's Vydraing us isn't he?

    Now he's had a taste of the good life, he's too big for us tinpots.
     
  18. magyarorszag

    magyarorszag Squad Player

    hope he washed his tool after taking a pee. amateur mistake to lose a blowie
     
  19. Guy

    Guy Squad Player

    Guess he's shagged out
     
  20. CarlosKickaballs

    CarlosKickaballs Forum Picarso

    He's in prison for rape.
     
  21. simms

    simms vBookie

    I did do it. Multiple times. And in the morning too. Seems like an anti-climax (pun intented). Now this thread can be closed and you can all get on with your lives.:drinking:
     
  22. Timbers

    Timbers Apeman

    Well done Simms!!:mengoal:
     
  23. magyarorszag

    magyarorszag Squad Player

    :mengoal::mengoal::mengoal::mengoal::mengoal:
     
  24. magyarorszag

    magyarorszag Squad Player

    does she know about this thread?
     
  25. nisman94

    nisman94 International Man of Mystery

    NGL, even though I had very little input in this, I did do a fist pump when I read Simms's comment. Nicely done Simms. Also, Simms' avatar is finally appropriate, if you get my drift...
     
  26. Smithy

    Smithy Moderator Staff Member

    Haha farking ell finally Simbo! This will be a night to remember.

    P.s, got any pictures?
     
  27. simms

    simms vBookie

    I should add that I asked her if she wanted to be a proper couple and she said yes so I guess I can call her my girlfriend now too.:mengoal:
     
  28. nornironhorn

    nornironhorn Administrator Staff Member

    Next step anal.

    But seriously, fair play! Feels like the end of an era though..
     
  29. fan

    fan slow toaster

    classic rookie error
     
  30. nisman94

    nisman94 International Man of Mystery

    Don't entirely assume the two are equal. It's a label that she might not want to identify with because it's too early for whatever reason.

    (And before you say it, yes the only logical conclusion to gain from her saying yes to that question is that you're boyfriend and girlfriend, but somehow that still might not be the case).
     
  31. simms

    simms vBookie

    No I asked if i can call her that and she said yeah and she'll call me a bf. It's all good.
     
  32. fan

    fan slow toaster

    after 2 dates and 1 bang you are a couple. i can only assume one of you is substantially overweight or has some other kind of defect
     
  33. CarlosKickaballs

    CarlosKickaballs Forum Picarso

    Multiple times? His legs av gone fml :doom:
     
  34. GoingDown

    GoingDown "The Stability"

    Who cares? Simms is happy and I believe that was the aim of these two long threads.

    Congratulations Simms and good luck in all of your future endeavours.
     
  35. simms

    simms vBookie

    I forgot that people on a forum better know the situation than I do. My mistake.
     

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