The footie-rumours nonsense thread

Discussion in 'The Transfer List' started by krisvad, May 25, 2009.

  1. snowylad

    snowylad On loan from Udinese

    He's just coming back, Fulham have played a couple of "Behind Closed Door" matches to improve his fitness.

    Has all the hall marks of another Collins John
     
  2. wycombe_hornet

    wycombe_hornet Reservist

    Unless we get a stupid offer Sordell will not be going anywhere soon as he will just be in the reserves.
     
  3. With A Smile

    With A Smile First Team

    apart from the fact he is already a proven goal scorer, defences hate playing against him and has a better attitude.
     
  4. TheDon

    TheDon First Team

    and both his legs are the same length
     
  5. Wazza

    Wazza Superstar Radio DJ

    Did you know that not everyone's legs are the same length?
     
  6. bishop fan 1

    bishop fan 1 First Year Pro

    no, where did you find that information.?
     
  7. Rontaylor

    Rontaylor Reservist

    True - compare jockeys with basketball players!
     
  8. Prentice

    Prentice Administrator

    It's true.

    No person's two arms are the same length, no two person's feet are the same size.. etc
     
  9. snowylad

    snowylad On loan from Udinese

    Don't get me wrong I think he's a fantastic player but I can't see it happening!

    What i mean is Fulham unsettling one of our form players and giving us a half crocked loan to "Soften" the blow
     
  10. With A Smile

    With A Smile First Team

    nor ears, fingers, toes and of course breasts
     
  11. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    My willies are different sizes.
     
  12. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired


    All woefully small:naughty:
     
  13. Smudger

    Smudger Messi's Mad Coach Staff Member

    :biggrin:

    Get yourself a vacuum pump Moogie...... :naughty:
     
  14. Robhazell

    Robhazell Academy Graduate

    "Lord Ashcroft has sold his interest in Watford for £8.5m. New board member is part of the group that sold Blackburn to an Indian consortium.
    Money to buy up to 3 players will be made available for January." ?
     
  15. IRB

    IRB THe artist formally know as ImRonBurgundy?

    probably untrue but we do have that Indian guy involved in our club who is trying to drum up interest in us from Asian businessmen
     
  16. snowylad

    snowylad On loan from Udinese

    What's the source of this news please?
     
  17. Robhazell

    Robhazell Academy Graduate

    The whole point of this thread (I believe) is that it is from the www.football-rumours.co.uk website.
     
  18. His Royal Hornet

    His Royal Hornet Top Quality Banter

    It's going to be a load of tosh. It would have been reported by now if anything remotely real had happened.
     
  19. IRB

    IRB THe artist formally know as ImRonBurgundy?

    well I did hear a whisper from one of the 50/50 draw sellers....
     
  20. nascot

    nascot First Team

    Well yes. We're a Plc so any deals have to be announced to the Stock Exchange.
     
  21. Rontaylor

    Rontaylor Reservist

    Presumably that would be Jack Walker Trust who are selling to an Indian Consortium (VH Group) and that would make no sense at all.

    I agree with others that this is almost certainly complete tosh.

    if there is a nugget of truth anywhere it might concern Mumbai businessman Saurin Shah who had wanted to be part of the deal to buy Blackburn but was excluded by VH Group and may be looking for another purchase target. But, as has been said, as a PLC we would have had to announce this publicly.
     
  22. Hairyfrog

    Hairyfrog Squad Player

    Cogratulations...... you have actually posted something funny.
     
  23. Bubble

    Bubble Wise Oracle

    This could well happen quite soon.

    Watch this space.
     
  24. wfc4ever

    wfc4ever Administrator Staff Member

    Looking at the finance report that came out today..it could be quite handy.

    ;)

    Mind you a few 10ps would...
     
  25. krisvad

    krisvad Forum Viking

    Looking at the report from today it wouldn't just be handy - it would be a necessity...
     
  26. King Dev

    King Dev Squad Player

    I heard it from Wolfie while buying a programme...
     
  27. magic

    magic Statto & Vordamen's lovechild

    14 Dec 2010 13:22:12
    Breaking new!
    Charlton will complete the transfer of Watford striker Nathan Ellington for £500,000 on January 1st



    Someone's been at it... I'm sure we'd pay them to take him.
     
  28. magic

    magic Statto & Vordamen's lovechild



    There fans seem to want it!!!!!
    One Ell of a signing?

    Looks like the person making up the Ellington rumour isn't a Watford Fan after all... They shouldn't get too excited :xmascheesy:
     
  29. The Voice of Reason

    The Voice of Reason First Team Captain

    PLEASE LET IT BE TRUE​

    :notworthy::notworthy::notworthy::notworthy:​
     
  30. Rontaylor

    Rontaylor Reservist

    Let's hope this is what was meant by the statement at AGM that a player would be sold in January.

    $500,000 would be very nice but even a free would be good for wage bill.
     
  31. 555ROB

    555ROB Reservist

    Why would they pay anything for him when we would surely let him go for £0 to get him off the wage bill as we all know how much he's rumoured to be earning & thats really something we cannot afford right now. That being said, I can't see him getting into the team or even coming close to warrant his ridiculous salary so he has to go and hopefully before the new year.
     
  32. WFCChris234

    WFCChris234 Academy Graduate

    I have heard a rumour this is true. Will come out soon. Watch this space..
     
  33. Smudger

    Smudger Messi's Mad Coach Staff Member

    Let's hope so. It would be a blessed relief to all concerned.
     
  34. snowylad

    snowylad On loan from Udinese

    £500,000? Think GT would drive him there himself!
     
  35. IRB

    IRB THe artist formally know as ImRonBurgundy?

    would be a great signing if true, we lack a striker with killer instinct
     

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