[SIGNED perm] Samuel Kalu

Discussion in 'The Transfer List' started by hornetboy1, Jan 11, 2022.

  1. Not mocking him, but how do you 'survive' a suicide attempt?

    Surely it's 'screwed up' a suicide attempt? Thankfully.
     
  2. lowerrous

    lowerrous First Team

    It might not be reids himself, but rather reids' scout buddies (I'm guessing you're thinking of Kayembe):

    https://wfcforums.com/index.php?threads/edo-kayembe.59014/page-3

    Tbf the second scout has a point on Kayembe's agility issues, but so far they've not seemed a huge impediment to his general game.

    Curious to hear what his scout mates also think of this fella. I have no idea really what to expect from him, I'm just hoping he'll be a positive surprise like Kayembe so far because we're absolutely desperate for a decent winger to play against Burnley.
     
  3. Relegation Certs

    Relegation Certs Squad Player

    That's the one! That tanker comment was harsh.

    Time will tell.
     
  4. Bubble

    Bubble Wise Oracle

    If he's 24 then so am I!
     
  5. bedmond_hornet

    bedmond_hornet First Year Pro

    Struggling to work out which one is older....[​IMG]

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  6. a19tgg

    a19tgg First Team

    The club haven’t done him any favours on his official unveiling either:

    5F6FE918-EB7A-42C3-9E53-F13C488DEA6E.jpeg

    Those Lagos paper rounds must be murder, literally. Imagine what the poor bloke will look like after half a season playing for us?
     
  7. folkestone orn

    folkestone orn Squad Player

    Don't know what all the fuss is about. Just signs of an expressive face.
     
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  8. a19tgg

    a19tgg First Team

    Yes, it’s expressing his age very well.
     
  9. Cassetti's Beard

    Cassetti's Beard First Team

    I'm going to go old school and make my decision on how good or crap he is by watching him play.
     
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  10. bedmond_hornet

    bedmond_hornet First Year Pro

    Age aside, is he any good?
     
  11. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    He. Is. Not . 24.
     
  12. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    I believe he was pretty good around the turn of the century.
     
  13. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    That sounds fair. The first 7 minutes is usually enough and much better than all the useless career to-date stats (and official birth certificates).
     
  14. reids

    reids First Team

    Wasn't me, but the scouts I know said he was Championship quality. Although that being said, it could be argued our games vs Newcastle + Norwich were essentially Championship level games :D
     
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  15. NemoNemo

    NemoNemo Reservist

    Age is just a number. The old youth academy saying "if he's good enough, he's old enough" can work work the other way I suppose "if he's good enough, he's young enough". As long as he pulls his weight and is a team player I'll be happy with this. And the price is very good, regardless if he turns out to be rubbish.
    The question now is... if we play a front 3, who will be left out when Sarr is back fit?
    Pedro for me is 100% a striker and is my main main in a 3. The wingers will be the place to fight it out and currently it would be a fit Sarr and pre-sulking Dennis.
     
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  16. folkestone orn

    folkestone orn Squad Player

    Agreed. More like 23 and a half.
     
  17. WillisWasTheWorst

    WillisWasTheWorst Its making less grammar mistake's thats important

    This makes no sense at all.
     
  18. GoingDown

    GoingDown "The Stability"

    Quite honestly, the whole post looks like it was written by Mike Bassett.
     
  19. Relegation Certs

    Relegation Certs Squad Player

    LOLing at this.
     
  20. folkestone orn

    folkestone orn Squad Player

    Expressing his wisdom. About time some of our players did.
     
  21. Wallosh10

    Wallosh10 Academy Graduate

    Struggling to work out which one is older? Play both against Burnley and figure it out!

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  22. Chumlax

    Chumlax Squad Player

  23. cyaninternetdog

    cyaninternetdog Forum Hippie

    He has made enough expressions for somebody twice his age then in that case, guy has seen some sh1t no doubting it.
     
  24. a19tgg

    a19tgg First Team

    Poor guy will look 80 by the time he’s spent a few months with us then!
     
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  25. folkestone orn

    folkestone orn Squad Player

    Imagine what he'll look like in a few days :eek:
     
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  26. Arakel

    Arakel First Team

    Maybe he's like Benjamin Button, and ages in reverse.

    The Curious Transfer of Samuel Kalu.
     
  27. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Will be great in about 15 years time then.
     
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  28. Arakel

    Arakel First Team

    Gino's tendency to give out long contracts finally paying dividends.
     
  29. BigRossLittleRoss

    BigRossLittleRoss First Team

    Totally agree, Im giving 5 him mins, 10 if I'm in a slightly less sh1t mood than usual
     
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  30. folkestone orn

    folkestone orn Squad Player

    I think he is 24. I'll tell you for why...
    Gino only game him a 3 year contract. If Kalu was 40, he'd have been nailed on for a 5 year deal.
     
  31. folkestone orn

    folkestone orn Squad Player

    If you haven't judged him based on his interview and a photo of him training then you are far too patient.
     
  32. Cude>2<

    Cude>2< First Team Captain

    Speak for yourself. One YouTube video before he arrives does it for me.
     
  33. folkestone orn

    folkestone orn Squad Player

    My patience has been said to be a virtue
     
  34. Since63

    Since63 Squad Player

    An epithet that could be applied to all our signings recently...
     
  35. reids

    reids First Team

    Gone to Copenhagen, whilst moving from Sweden to Denmark is an upgrade and a well trodden path for players coming from Sweden, i'm surprised another club in a better league didn't take the punt for £4m.
     
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