[SIGNED perm] Samuel Kalu

Discussion in 'The Transfer List' started by hornetboy1, Jan 11, 2022.

  1. HeiaWatford

    HeiaWatford Reservist

    They have got one fantastic little player there. So much potential and a very good move for him and Copenhagen. Will look forward to seeing how it works out for him.
     
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  2. reids

    reids First Team

    Another from the Kalu "school of hard knocks" - Swedish side Mjallby sign an "18 year old" Nigerian forward. Only problem is he's listed as being 24 in last years FM game (suddenly 17 years old in this years version) and he's listed in match reports from his university football team from 6 years ago (and you have to be 16 to attend that uni...)


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    https://twitter.com/RasimReiz/status/1489359255287308298
     
  3. a19tgg

    a19tgg First Team

    Brilliant, if he’s 18 then so am I.
     
  4. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Are you “nippy” and can you play on Saturday?
     
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  5. a19tgg

    a19tgg First Team

    If you mean do I feel the cold now I’m older, then yes. Probably not as much as old Samuel does though.
     
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  6. WillisWasTheWorst

    WillisWasTheWorst Its making less grammar mistake's thats important

    What is the scam here, and by whom?
     
  7. reids

    reids First Team

    Scam is by the player - by pretending to be much younger than he is he can claim he's a "promising talent" rather than a player in their mid 20s that would otherwise stand no chance of getting the same move - as the move is likely based on their potential and further resale value than their actual current ability.
     
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  8. Knight GT

    Knight GT Predictor extraordinaire 2013/14

    Don't know about 17 but he doesn't look 24 either. He looks mid 30's at best
     
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  9. folkestone orn

    folkestone orn Squad Player

    Surely if found to be true, the club could take legal action?
     
  10. Chumlax

    Chumlax Squad Player

    Yes, but never mind all the evidence, you are clearly a vile racialist for pointing this out.*

    *(according to Reddit)
     
  11. NathWFC

    NathWFC First Team

    That bloke genuinely looks about 55.
     
  12. a19tgg

    a19tgg First Team

    I’ve never really got that, I mean I know it’s a bit of cliche/myth that African players fake their ages… but he genuinely looks nothing like 18 irrespective of race. We’d be saying exactly the same thing and laughing in the same way if it was a white player claiming to be 18 who looked about 40.
     
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  13. LeedsOrn

    LeedsOrn Reservist

    Is there any such equivalent evidence for Kalu?
     
  14. reids

    reids First Team

    Not equivalent but his name is mentioned 10 times in the Bayat files, with suspicion around his age/papers being faked https://girondins4ever.com/breves/2...ansfert-de-samuel-kalu-aux-girondins-en-2018/

     
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  15. Chumlax

    Chumlax Squad Player

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  16. magyarorszag

    magyarorszag Squad Player

    I had thought Kalu looked about 35 and that was 6 years ago. I'd imagine he hit his peak 2 years ago putting him at around 32 now

    Planning for the championship in any case
     
  17. a19tgg

    a19tgg First Team

    Incredible stuff
     
  18. NathWFC

    NathWFC First Team

    Would just be a new level even by our standards if we've actually signed a 24 year old winger that's really 35.
     
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  19. a19tgg

    a19tgg First Team

    Even the young players we sign are actually old.
     
  20. RS2

    RS2 Squad Player

    We really are dodgy as **** aren't we.
     
  21. reids

    reids First Team

    Correct.
     
  22. a19tgg

    a19tgg First Team

    I mean, the evidence is actually his face isn’t it?
     
  23. Chumlax

    Chumlax Squad Player

    Incroyable - obv it appears clear visually, but I just assumed it would be the same as all other cases like this in major leagues and remain in the realms of conjecture and the odd meme. If this gets exposed (which is probably a longshot), surely there's no such thing as a COG in the world after that point.
     
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  24. reids

    reids First Team

    It's already exposed, it's being investigated as part of the big money laundering and other misc dodgy stuff in the Belgian football scandal.
     
  25. Chumlax

    Chumlax Squad Player

    Sure, by exposed I mean 'this is proven in a court of law and therefore Mogi inarguably sold us a false-age player for profit'- it's not, at this stage, right?
     
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  26. a19tgg

    a19tgg First Team

    COGs will still have a defence, god only knows what it will be but they’ll come up with something.
     
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  27. reids

    reids First Team

    Ah I see, yeah nothing confirmed yet.
     
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  28. LeedsOrn

    LeedsOrn Reservist

    I read about this previously. It seems to be saying (as was my recollection) that Mogi faked an invitation/participation by Kalu in Nigeria’s u-21 squad. That could be seen as designed to mislead about his age but I understood that more as an attempt to overstate his credentials at the time than anything related to his age.
     
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  29. domthehornet

    domthehornet Moderator Staff Member

    We should chop him in half and count the rings.
     
  30. lowerrous

    lowerrous First Team

    Missing Dennis and Sarr yet he's not even in the squad - best signing ever!!!
     
  31. wfc4ever

    wfc4ever Administrator Staff Member

    No doubt not match fit ?

    :rolleyes:
     
  32. a19tgg

    a19tgg First Team

    The rain this morning caused his arthritis to flare up
     
  33. The Voice of Reason

    The Voice of Reason First Team Captain

    Seriously, not yet match fit is probably the case.
     
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  34. Jumbolina

    Jumbolina First Team

    He's been playing for Bordeaux this season - why would he not be match fit?
     
  35. The Voice of Reason

    The Voice of Reason First Team Captain

    You are right, but I think it is a while since he has played.
     

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