Leventhal has actually tweeted it's confirmed before the club has confirmed it - should be 'teased', really:
We've got Kalu, Samuel Kalu, I just don't think you understand, He's (insert current managers name) man, We've no long term plan, we've got Samuel Kalu.
We've got Kalu, Samuel Kalu, I just don't think you understand. He's Nigerian, We love Nigerians, we've got Troost, Okoye, Dennis, Etebo and Kalu.
Great, another player with no leadership added to our squad. Another €4m well wasted. gInO aNd SCoTt Do BuSiNeSs PrOpErLy.
This is actually based on a tried and tested methodology of having one mercurial striker responsible for all our goals who's on fire for half a season, then passing the burden on to another to score the goals for the second half, so the first guy can sink back into their natural level of utter ineffectiveness forevermore.
My favourite bit of the clubs official article is where they say the winger has signed 'following 3.5 successful years in France's top tier where he scored 9 goals...' They sound wildly successful.
Yeah even I am not going to try and put a positive spin on this one. Underwhelming (though still preferable to Sema coming off the bench)
This guy sounds like our potential Sarr replacement, here to cover now and ready for next season when Sarr leaves. On another point I'm quite pleased that the new players "appear" to be the type that might stay on for next season if/when we get relegated.? (I mean in comparison with Sarr and Dennis).
If Reids likes him I'm in, if not then I'm out. Has an issue like Kanu when it comes to his actual birth date by the look of it.
There’s no way on God’s green earth that this fella is 24 years old. The bloke on the left ain’t too youthful looking either
He's a proper catfish on Instagram. Looks about 15 years younger in most of his pictures, which have had a serious doctoring.
Just had a look. One of the first pics on there he looks... well about 24. In fact it looks like a different person. Have we signed George Weah's "cousin"???
Didn't reids say that other new player who's looked good was shyte though? Can't remember which player, but his opinion is now considered unreliable in my mind.