Prince Phillip

Discussion in 'Taylor's Tittle-Tattle - General Banter' started by Halfwayline, Apr 9, 2021.

  1. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    In particularly stupid form today. 144 pages. Magical ‘Souvenir’ magazine for weird freaks. I’ll keep that for the Grandchildren.

    If you want a definition for ‘virtue signalling’ here it is.

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  2. Bwood_Horn

    Bwood_Horn Squad Player

  3. wfc4ever

    wfc4ever Administrator Staff Member

    TV schedule for today:

    12pm - Homes Under the Philip

    1pm - A Philip in the Sun

    2pm - Come Dine With Philip

    3pm - Escape to the Philip

    4pm - Tiphiliping Point

    5pm - Philip

    6pm - Philip & Philip's Saturday Night Takeaway

    9pm - Mrs Brown's Philips

    11pm - Match of the Philip[/QUOTE]
     
  4. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    Safe to say we’ve had our Phil.
     
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  5. Clive_ofthe_Kremlin

    Clive_ofthe_Kremlin Squad Player

    I know there are the true patriots and royal lovers, but surely even they're getting weary of the unrelenting outpouring of treacle. I mean enough is enough.
     
  6. Diamond

    Diamond First Team

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  7. Diamond

    Diamond First Team

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    If the Masters is affected in any way there will be an angry letter sent.
     
  8. domthehornet

    domthehornet Moderator Staff Member

    I want a 21 gun salute.
     
  9. reg_varney

    reg_varney Squad Player

    He was a beloved grandfather. So as a tribute:

     
  10. Teide1

    Teide1 Squad Player

    I like the comment I heard yesterday that Phillip said, “ when a man opens a car door for a woman, it’s either a new car or it’s a new woman! “
     
  11. reg_varney

    reg_varney Squad Player

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  12. Davy Crockett

    Davy Crockett Reservist

    Never speak ill of the dead they say . Ho hum .
    Yes he spoke words of his time but so did YOUR grandfather .
    Yes he said some questionable stuff but he wasn't responsible for
    millions of deaths unlike some fanboy heroes.
    Also , and I am not a fan of , but give Meghan a rest . She is pregnant FFS.
    Leave her alone and stop politicising her
     
  13. Relegation Certs

    Relegation Certs Squad Player

    This is masterful satire. Bravo.
     
  14. Davy Crockett

    Davy Crockett Reservist

    Not satire . It is my opinion . If you think Philip and Meghan are a target at this time then I am glad that I am not you !!.
     
  15. Relegation Certs

    Relegation Certs Squad Player

    They are just human beings, no different from all the other billions of people on the planet.

    Why do you think they deserve special treatment?
     
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  16. Davy Crockett

    Davy Crockett Reservist

    Not asking for special treatment
    Don't speak ill of the dead or giving pregnant women respect and space is common decency
    In my world . What world do you live in ?
     
  17. Relegation Certs

    Relegation Certs Squad Player

    So moving football matches because a 99 year old man has died isn't special treatment?

    Your sycophancy is nauseating.
     
  18. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Nicky Graham has died. I think she affected my life more than the old, posh greek ****.
     
  19. Jumbolina

    Jumbolina First Team

    Not that I’m a fan of celebrity TV but very sad to hear about Nicky Graham :(
     
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  20. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Has this **** signed yet ?
     
  21. Relegation Certs

    Relegation Certs Squad Player

    Agreed. 38 is no age at all. Horrible illness.
     
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  22. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Yes. Like many things that happen on this planet, first I knew of it was reading this post on this forum. Very sad and much sadder than the death of a 99 year old man.
     
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  23. Davy Crockett

    Davy Crockett Reservist

    The only sick show is Marx based white liberal self loathing no marks like yourself.
    Everyone else whatever colour or creed just gets along
    Happy days !!
     
  24. Relegation Certs

    Relegation Certs Squad Player

    Marx? White? Excuse me?

    I just want to live my life, without having things imposed on me for no good reason. Like moving one of the biggest games of the season because an elderly man died.

    Why do you think your grief is more important than my life?
     
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  25. Davy Crockett

    Davy Crockett Reservist

    What grief ?
    These are your thoughts , not mine
    I have respect clearly you do not
     
  26. StuBoy

    StuBoy Forum Cad and Bounder

    Reading this thread you're all making me feel guilty for liking my grandparents after some of the stuff they used to say! Should have disowned the old buggers!
     
  27. Relegation Certs

    Relegation Certs Squad Player

    Why does he deserve more respect then anyone else?
     
  28. Clive_ofthe_Kremlin

    Clive_ofthe_Kremlin Squad Player

    Happy Days was indeed a pretty sick show.

    "Butter my potatoes, Gramps!" That was Fonzie's Marx-based catchphrase. And ironically Prince Uncharming Phil, almost certainly issued similar orders to his servants and lackies over the years.
     
  29. Davy Crockett

    Davy Crockett Reservist

    More than GT? Or did you sit on your hands ?
     
  30. Relegation Certs

    Relegation Certs Squad Player

    Was every football match moved when GT died?
     
  31. Davy Crockett

    Davy Crockett Reservist

    Of course
    Have you read "animal farm " BTW ?
    Winds every voter up that is for sure
    Bottom line is if you want to gain power don't be an animal farm based moron
    Just ask the red wall . Or sneer at them. It has the same effect
     
  32. Davy Crockett

    Davy Crockett Reservist

    I don't know, was it ?
    Only Watford matches eh ?
    Never mind the opponent's ?
    How about that lad on loan from Man Utd ?
    Postponed matches ?
    Remember ?
     
  33. Relegation Certs

    Relegation Certs Squad Player

    Why bring it up if you don't know?

    Do you think football games should be moved when you die? Or when your mum and dad die?

    Do you think Philip is more deserving of respect than them? Why? Why do you think he is better than you and your family?

    We are all just people mate. Even the people you see on the telly.
     
  34. Davy Crockett

    Davy Crockett Reservist

    I'm done
     
  35. Relegation Certs

    Relegation Certs Squad Player

    Night mate. Don't forget to take a glass of water with you.
     
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