[NOT HAPPENING] Lyanco Vojnovic

PLEASE.

 

What’s Lyanco like on Werewolf?

 

Pffft. Poor mans Sierralta.

P*ss off.

 

Lol.

 

What about Serbians?

 

Sounds like some sort of chemical company

 

Never heard of him.

 

Oh yes - I posted about wanting to sign him way back in June 2019 after seeing him play in the Toulon tournament:


"Watching Brazil vs Ireland semi-final of the Toulon tournament, and one of the best players on the pitch is Lyanco - a 22 year-old CB at Mazzarri's Torino. He was signed by them 2 summers ago for €7mil, was injured for a lot of his first season there, then spent the second half of this season on loan at Bologna, and supposedly did very well indeed.

Supposedly he's partly of Serbian heritage, and he indeed plays with a mix of Serbian defensive aggression with Brazilian composure on the ball.

A swap deal for Pereyra could make sense all round"

https://wfcforums.com/index.php?threads/transfer-talk-suggestions.54511/page-24#post-2750967

 

Bit harsh . I’d like to see you write one law of motion, let alone three of the cxnts.

 

Anyone can edit wfcforums.com.

 

Lyanco Lime the GM version of Solent Green.

 

You are TVOR and I claim my £5

 

Or he ll just murder ya and then murder ya corpse.

 

Fair play .

That’s defo worth a humble brag bump

 

If we sign him to play alongside Sierralta we will have the coolest/most hipster centre back pairing in the English footballing pyramid at the very least - as I mentioned with Dennis on Saturday, too, he would also take us a rung above on the 'handsome lad quota' rankings.

We would have gone from a team of mostly repulsive orcs to a significant proportion of dreamboys in just a couple of years, and that is the real measure of our recruiting department.

 

No worries. His defending won't be giving us any sleepless nights.

 

Shall I be Mother…

 

Looks the only defender in world football who could keep up with Sarr.

Which will be handy when we play Liverpool next season .

 

In the Cup?

 

Is that from his social media ?

 

Yes.....what are the odds of signing a player born in Vitoria, Brazil, and he's also a Watford fan!

 

Kucka driving
Sarr in shotgun
Etobo double guns in rear

Andre Gray out of frame , being arrested for accidentally shooting of an innocent civilian in the next barrio over .




Is that Vydra in background?

 

I hear he has Francisco Sierralta bedsheets

 

What’s going on with the club? €9m here, similar offered for Tufan.

We’re splashing the cash like on-leave sailors at a brothel.

 

Another one for Moogs WFC hunks list.

 

A heavy dose of the clap will no doubt send us back to port in the Championship .

 

Where can I get those from ? Asking for a friend .

 

Maybe we know we are about to receive £40m for a sale ?

 

Hopefully not !

5 mill for Hughes and 5 mill for Chalobah would bring our net spend to 10 mill ( if we spent 18 mill on these two new lads )

EDIT forgot Louza , so about 15-20 mill net spend .

 

fml

 

Can't decide if this video makes me desperate for us to sign him or terrified at how this might play out in the Premier League. So many tackles, so might high kicks...how will Prem refs handle this guy?

LET'S DO IT.