[NOT HAPPENING] Lyanco Vojnovic

€9 Million on a CB? File in the not going to happen basket......

 

A centre back and money so that filed in the unlikely box

 

He comes from Brazil and Serbia, he'll do a stepover then murder ya

 

Brilliant. A centre back at last.....and a good one at that.

 

Castles is pretty reliable and is well-connected with Watford. He has a long-standing relationship with Kevin Affleck.

 

I’m assuming if we’ve offered €9m his real value is several times that?

 

Just missing the decimal point?

 

Never heard of him, no idea what he looks like, no idea where he plays, but it's obviously a massive yes from me.

 

I would love this personally, from what I’ve seen he’s a beast and very good with the ball at his feet. I hope I’m wrong but could this be for Udinese?

As far as I’m aware they haven’t brought in a defender following Bonifazi’s departure (correct me if I’m wrong), also who have they signed with the De Paul money?

 

Now being reported by Kaveh Solhekol from Sky.

 

Deal close (£7.5m).

 

He's Brazilian

Brazilians are brilliant

Brazil nuts are also brilliant

Brazilians (in the Carry One 'oooh matron' sense) are also brilliant

Therefore this is brilliant news

 

No immediate joke from his name that I can think of so it’s a no from me

 

Wouldn’t be surprised if this is true. We normally do deals out of nowhere and this is picking up speed very quickly.

 

Looks absolute crap on FIFA.

No deal.

 

but a beast on FM.

 

So presumably for the first XI. Who drops out given Serralta didn’t even make the starting XI on Saturday?

 

What's he like on Grand Theft Auto?

 

No chance in hell we spend that much to give him to them.

 

Signed him many a time.

 

It’s a yes from me .

 

I really like Troost and Sierralta together though. Not sure where this is heading. We definitely needed a CB but wasn't expecting a first-teamer! Has someone made an outrageous bid for Sierralta?

 

Having seen nothing of this guy not even a yt video, I can safely say this will be an incredible signing .

Gino pulls the rabbit out the hat again .

 

You’d hope not but after Pussetto nothing can be discounted.

 

Brazilian defenders are absolute crap. They all have massive chips on their shoulders because they think they should be forwards and do daft tricks in their own penalty area to try and prove a point.

NEXT.

 

Sierralta is off to Doncaster on loan

 

I wouldn’t get too excited yet, the same “deal is pretty much done” story came a few times with Morten Thorsby and that was never true.

 

Lucio and Thiago Silva dislike this.

 

As I’ve posted in the Team Bus, we look set to lose Sierralta for the next two matches after each of the couple of international breaks.

 

It’s not as though Neuton was crap ?

 

Sounds like a dodgy Amazon mattress company.

No thanks.