[CONFIRMED] Juraj Kucka

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  1. nornironhorn

    nornironhorn Administrator Staff Member

    Signing according to Fabrizio Romano

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  2. nornironhorn

    nornironhorn Administrator Staff Member

    34 year old Slovakian midfielder.

    Bit of an Italian and Turkish league journeyman.

    Cheap.
     
  3. TomWatfordFC

    TomWatfordFC Reservist

    Classic Gino. Cheap as chips no doubt.
     
  4. ForzaWatford

    ForzaWatford Squad Player

    Bizarre…
     
  5. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    I like how you strung that out over 3 posts Norn.

    Not having a clue who this guy was I started with a 'who?', scrolled down to an 'oooo' and then ended with an 'urgh'.

    Good work.
     
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  6. YellowKicks

    YellowKicks Squad Player

    Painful.
     
  7. Burnsy

    Burnsy First Team

    Please put us out of our misery already.

    And whilst at it, can everyone please finally fucxing see Duxbury for the fraud he is when he speaks.
     
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  8. reids

    reids First Team

    Good to see we've stuck with the plan of either signing young hungry players or players with PL experience then.
     
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  9. barely1egal

    barely1egal Reservist

    The bloke got his club fined £5m and was caught lying in the process.

    Was it ever in doubt?
     
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  10. nornironhorn

    nornironhorn Administrator Staff Member

    I assume this means that we will only be interest in signing one off either Thorsby or Yokuslu.

    So our midfield is going to look something like this

    Etebo (loan, possibly AFCON)
    Louza (possibly AFCON)
    Kucka (34 years old)
    Gosling (Championship player, 31)
    Cleverley (injury prone, turns 32 next week)
    Zinckernagel (looked like a Championship player last season, will possibly be loaned out)
    Quina (couldn't make it in the Championship lasts season, possibly loaned out)

    + 1 other

    That is dreadful.
     
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  11. IRB

    IRB THe artist formally know as ImRonBurgundy?

    Another dreadful signing of cheap, over the hill squad filler

    Wonder how the FTRE Duxbury happy clapper types are gonna spin this
     
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  12. GoingDown

    GoingDown "The Stability"

    Brilliant signing. I've seen a lot of him and he's the absolute business. Sure, he's old but so is Roger Federer, Hans Zimmer and Bruce Wayne in The Dark Knight Rises.

    Gino has done it again.
     
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  13. barely1egal

    barely1egal Reservist


    That is quite possibly the worst PL midfield I have seen in a long time.

    At least Norwich recruit young players so when they are relegated they have a the potential to improve and / or sell at profit.

    We are just recruiting ******* old washed up tripe that will hamstring us when we are relegated like Deeney and Gray did.
     
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  14. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    I don’t get it.
     
  15. BigRossLittleRoss

    BigRossLittleRoss First Team

    Never heard of him but looking at his FIFA card he seems to be alternative to Thorsby rather than Yokuslu, which would make sense as Sampdoria manager has said he wants to keep Thorsby .
     
  16. YellowKicks

    YellowKicks Squad Player

    When you see it written out it's genuinely horrifying - I woudn't be happy with that in the Championship.
     
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  17. RS2

    RS2 Squad Player

    Premier League experience and young with good re-sale potential. Gino and Scott do business properly.
     
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  18. Heidar

    Heidar Squad Player

    May as well have kept Carlos Sanchez at this rate
     
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  19. Burnsy

    Burnsy First Team

    For some Watford fans, it seemingly is. FTRE I’m looking at you…
     
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  20. lutonh8a

    lutonh8a Squad Player

    Whilst we were all dreaming about signings Matheus Periera or however you spell his name, we go and sign a 34 year old from Parma. Wonderful. In fairness he did used to be a pretty decent player not seen too much of him recently though.
     
  21. RS2

    RS2 Squad Player

    This chap, Cleverley and Gosling. Name me a better midfield three.
     
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  22. LouOrns

    LouOrns First Year Pro

    Deeney replacement? More goals from open play than him in the last two years
     
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  23. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    He’s clearly been very decent indeed. Whether he still is, that’s another thing.

    Seven goals in 28 Serie A starts last season from centre midfield. A rating of 6.97 according to whoscored, 77 on FIFA, makes it all seem a little more understandable.
     
  24. Heidar

    Heidar Squad Player

    I would add that Kucka is (or at least, he was) a very good midfielder.

    Just a bit old now.
     
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  25. RS2

    RS2 Squad Player

    Could he be our Behrami from 2015/16? I'd probably take that, we need a total ******* in the middle of the pitch.
     
  26. domthehornet

    domthehornet Moderator Staff Member

    The new Munari.
     
  27. Burnsy

    Burnsy First Team

    Fresh off coming rock bottom in Serie A.

    Will fit in like a glove.

    (I pray this signing is for Udinese)
     
  28. nornironhorn

    nornironhorn Administrator Staff Member

    In fairness to him, he scored a well taken goal in the last match I watched at an actual football ground (NI v Slovakia, play-off final).

    However good he may have been, signing 34 year olds from the team who finished bottom in Serie A last year doesn't fill me with any confidence.
     
  29. Steve Leo Beleck

    Steve Leo Beleck Squad Player

    Four penalties though...
     
  30. Arakel

    Arakel First Team

    He's going to be immense.
     
  31. Steve Leo Beleck

    Steve Leo Beleck Squad Player

    With this and the news that Jaime Alvarado has been spotted in a Watford shirt, think we're sorted for midfield and can happily wave goodbye to Hughes and Chalobah for a couple of million each.
     
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  32. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    (((((((KLAXON))))))

    Deeney conflict alert!
     
  33. simpleMASH

    simpleMASH Reservist

    Looks like he’s been decent enough the last few years but at that age his ability could fall off a cliff at any moment.
     
  34. RS2

    RS2 Squad Player

    Giaretta said we wanted one more player so the club have done well to get all incomings done before the season starts. Over to you Xisco!
     
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  35. Abdi

    Abdi Academy Graduate

    Has this **** left yet
     
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