Walter Mazzarri - Manager

Mazzarri woah ho, Mazzarri whoa ho ho ho

He come from Italy, he's gonna murder ya

 

Lo lo lo lo

Walter Mazzarri

 

He smokes where he wants

 

Walter Mazzari, Walter Mazzari
We'll sing'a Walter Mazzari for you
And we'll bounce and we'll sing, and we'll see the mighty Hornets win
We'll sing'a Walter Mazzari for you.

 

To the Bananarama Robert De Niro song..

"Walter Mazzarri's Watford,
Tuscan Italian"

and repeat as much as you like.....

 

needs work but an absolute must of a tune

 

Mazzarri...
Just killed a man
Put his gun against their head
Pulled his trigger now he'll ****in murder ya

 

I heard a Gino went to Italy in a black ferrari, **********, Walter Mazzarri chant yesterday in 1881. What's the full lyrics?

 

Brought us back a manager, Walter Mazzari

 

I think it is:

"Gino Pozzo went abroad,driving his ferrari.
Brought us back a new head coach,Walter Mazzarri".

 

No, it's:-

Gino Pozzo went to Italy, driving his Ferrari
He'll ****ing murder ya

 

Walter make a sub
Walter Walter make a sub

 

Gino went to Italy in his new Ferrari
Came back with a manager Walter Mazzarri

 

I don't know about Walter, but I have one for his assistant...

Frustalupi nuts are we, we're all Frusta-lupi.

 

Don't believe those silly top gear features, which have been revealed as mostly faked. For that sort of drive you'd choose a nice comfortable executive saloon or estate, not a Ferrari. All the noise and the rigid chassis on a drive across Europe, not to mention the terrible mpg.

How about, 'Gino Went to Italy in his pre reg, approved used 7 series diesel, brought back a manager Walter Mazari

 

I like this better. Why do football songs have to be about football? After all, we were all happy to celebrate Malky's culinary predelictions, why not Gino's astute motoring acumen?

 

Scans better.

 

There was a young man from Nantucket
Whose **** was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin, while wiping his chin
"If my ear was a c*nt, I could ***** it"

Walter Walter give us a wave

 

Walter nicorette, Walter Walter nicorette.

 

Old Mazzarri had lots of subs,
Ee i ee i o
He didn't bother using any of them
Ee i ee i o

With a tw@ tw@ here and a etc.

 

Walter will wait until the last minute or two,
To make a sub, we're exhausted, and our shins are black and blue,
Just do it you d2ck, or it will no longer be if but when,
You'll be replaced with a number of Italian journeymen.

To the tune of whichever random song you can think of.

 

I wrote a short poem about Troy Deeney after the Southampton game. I hope you like it;

Troy Deeney the man,
With short hair and big brown eyes,
You fat spa*stic sh*tc*unt
Who ate all the pies?

 

Anyone else see these quotes by Walter?

I’m not making anyone leave. If some like to leave, because they don’t get enough minutes, then no problem.”

Well Walter, it is your job to communicate with the players whether they are to stay at the club or not. The above quote in my mind smacks of arrogance. I would not respect a manager who would not say to my face that I am not wanted, but simply did not pick me.

 

What the hell are you babbling on about?? It's actually not his job to tell the players who is leaving and who is staying you fool.

 

I think you're just looking for sticks to beat him with now.

He's saying that if a player wants to leave because they arent in the first team, then so be it. He's spot on too. If a player isnt prepared to fight for their place, they can **** off

 

Typical nothing response from the biggest sad act on here.

 

Agree with this. No player should have an expectation of starting, they need to work for it. The squad size is significantly bigger than the starting 11, so someone is always going to miss out.

 

I hope you're right.

I think it is painting a picture of a head coach that doesn't take control, nor communicate, effectively with their players.

I would prefer some strong, decisive decision making, both in regards to who is good enough and in utilising players at the right times to get the best out of players to make a difference.

I also think that players respect managers who are honest and up front with a player, and tell them whether they are to stay or go, needed or not needed.

The best managers in my eyes have a clear plan of how many players they wish to work with, so that they can utilise the squad to their best ability.

Saying to the players, 'make your own mind up based on the minutes you get' is probably the opposite of "If a player isnt prepared to fight for their place, they can **** off".

It certainly doesn't really fit in with the top-down control and discipline that Walter was brought in to instil, neither does the poor physical condition of the players.

I don't get the idea that Walter knows exactly who he wants to be in his final squad.

 

I think you're being a bit unfair. He hasn't said anything there most other coaches/managers haven't said before.

It's universally accepted that Wally doesn't recruit the players. The club have a recruitment strategy which sees us constantly up against the 17 foreign players limit, and there are likely to be another couple coming in this week if past windows are anything to go by. That means a couple of foreign players will have to be axed. And anyone outside the 25 who is too old can't play at all because of the squad rules. So I'm not sure even he knows exactly who will be here next week or needed come 31st August. And as head coach he really just trains and picks the team. Hiring and firing rests with Downing/Giraldi/Duxbury and Gino.

Vydra is clearly in the danger zone for deselection from the 25. After all why else did WD Sport ask the question? I'm sure Vydra knows where he stands. And with 7 days to go until the window shuts, and so much left still to decide, why should Wally answer the question? Ultimately he's right. It won't be him making anyone leave. Rules imposed by the PL will result in some players not being able to be selected come September and then the ball is in their court whether they wish to play U23 football or leave.

 

Gino pozzo bought a Ferrari to drive home our failed manager Walter Mazzari

 

Walter Mazzarri you.. Hey! We gotta no respect..
What-a you t'ink you do? Why you make-a no change?
It's-a not so bad, Watford's-a nice-a place..

Troy's-a stuffin his face !!


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Outstanding work Stevo.

 

Walter Walter give us a smoke, Walter give us a smoke

 

I see Walter's now brought in his own translator. Looks like an upgrade.