Obbi Oulare

Obbi Oulare's agents travelled to London, his parents are on their way. Watford are trying to sign the 19y old striker. #Watfordfc

 

http://www.express.co.uk/sport/foot...Borussia-Dortmund-For-Club-Brugge-Obbi-Oulare

I'd call this a Pozzo signing.

 

This is all sounding even more Reeves and Mortimer!

 

I would be impressed with this one. Believe it when I see it. Man U were after him earlier in year

 

Excellent but is there a player out there called Conceal-The -Pastille?

 

Will he ever play alongside Ogo Obi?

 

I think his agents are in London and he's being linked to anyone in the area. So far I've seen us, West Ham and QPR supposedly signing him. He does look pretty good though, maybe a bit inexperienced to start for us but has the build to play up front in 4-2-3-1.

 

6'5"? Going to ruin some Championship defences next year.

 

Like the sound of this one. Get it done, Ponzos!

 

6 foot 5? At least he may be able to do the lone striker role!

 

Dubbed the next Bentekesaurus.

 

He will be speaking to several clubs today according to reports. I wonder what it'll come down to in the end (he said knowingly)

 

Thats Deeney for the chop then.

Nobody is safe.

Do you think Gino is considering replacing the fans as well. With cheaper, better continental upgrades.

We ll turn up to Swansea game and they ll already be sat in our seats , leaving us at the turnstiles with our fan ID cards having been invalidated and no longer active.

 

That delay in sending out new fan cards is looking more and more suspicious. Probably laced with a slow acting poison or irradiated in some way. Sinister.

 

They'll probably have the Pizza Pockets back as well.

#casualstereotyping

 

If we get rid of the moaners I will be more than happy

 

I'll be ok, I'm home grown (from the allotments round the back)

 

To be fair I'd love to replace quite a few fans.

 

What about the moaners about the moaners?

 

What about the moaners about the moaners about the moaners?

 

Correct, the loan signing of a 19 year old will almost certainly force our captain and highest paid player out the club. Worrying times.

 

That ll drop our maximum attendance down to non league levels.

 

Lighten up YK.

 

The 1881 haven't kicked on over the summer

 

Having a medical now, get in there.

 

Apparently he's here having a medical and will be signing on loan.

 

I'm not sure if we'd be allowed. It's probably a private event.

 

Especially if its during the bit where the doctor asks him to cough whilst holding his privates.

 

Are they serving Pizza Pockets?

 

Vydra's off then...

 

Looks like he's already signed for...Luton according to Wikipedia. Edited by someone who lives near Torquay. Wonder who that could be?

 

3 million loan fee!? Is that normal?

 

Having a medical according to Sky Sports News with Vydra going to Reading on loan.

 

€3m isn't it? So just over £2m? Which is what we're getting for Vydra's loan apparently.