[CONFIRMED] M'Baye Niang

You've ****ed this one over good and proper. Consider yourself on probation.

 

His plane touched down at Heathrow at 11:56 (British Airways flight BA573), so he probably made the call whilst waiting at the baggage carousel.

 

Blame injuries. Works for the best of them.

 

I object to the use of a denomination specific judeo-christian deity, thus lending a priori existence of an omnipotent deity...however if used in a non religious exclamatory turn of phrase scenario, then I cheerfully withdraw my objection.

 

Wants 75k a week...

 

that's only 25k less than Deeney! :naughty:

 

Yeah **** this. I'm off to support Stevenage.

 

FML for £18k more we could have got Iturbe...

#Quiqueout

 

ftfy

More importantly, is he more or less barrel-chested than success?

 

Has decided to cut out a pointless 6 months with us and head straight to Sheffield Wednesday.

 

We're getting relegated: FACT.

 

Respect the fact that he has flown over is person to tell us no face to face, manners and all that

 

So is it definitely off or is the title still wrong?

 

No one knows, foreign Media reporting a hitch but nothing fishal

 

Maybe he's not injured enough for us???

 

Scenes. Here's the gossip in full!

It’s reported that M’Baye Niang wants a last-minute change to the terms of his loan to Watford from Milan. The transfer appeared to be a done deal, with the forward flying to England today to complete a €500,000 loan with an €18m option to buy. That option would have become an obligation if Niang scored 10 Premier League goals before the end of the season, but now Mediaset channel Premium Sport is reporting a hitch in the deal. According to the outlet, the Frenchman wants to renegotiate the terms of the deal, moving on a straight loan with no buyout option. In addition, it’s thought Niang does not yet have a deal over personal terms with the Hornets, and is demanding £75,000 [€87,000] per week. Everything is agreed between Milan and Watford, but it remains to be seen if the player will accept the move.

 

FFs he only landed a hour and a half ago, he has hardly had time to reach Watford yet, so WTF is all the panic about?

 

Milan Chairman said yesterday the player had agreed terms.
Obviously since the news broke, other interested parties including agents are trying to spoil the deal and get one of their own.

 

I do have a paper cut on my mouse button finger.

 

If this is true then I don't want him anywhere near our club. Worth 10k a week at most. We've got enough overweight, overpaid mercenaries already.

 

Niang has taken a private jet from Milan and after viewing the area by air has decided to turnaround

 

Can you drop Gino a line and let him know?

 

Rerouted to Bornmuff Airport m8

 

Latest reports.

Personal terms signed, currently doing his medical.

There is no obligation to buy at any stage but there's an option to purchase for 16.5 million pounds come the end of the loan.

 

This bloke sounds like a cxnt .

He better be good .

 

Isn't Ptangyangkipperbang a Thai bloke? We haven't got one of those yet have we? We've already done French, so forget the frog/Tom Daley option and go for the Siamese one I say. Besides which, how the hell are we gonna locate a flat with an outdoor pool in Herts/N.W. London in this weather?

 

Pleased I'm not the only one old enough to remember this!

 

May be the title should be changed again. Or, here's a thought, how about leaving it as "reported" until something definitely actually fecking happens.

 

To be fair if he was routed into Lootown is it any wonder he told the pilot to turn back after looking out of the window during approach?

 

Gino told him to wind his neck in...

 

What? he's got a conjoined twin? BOGOF deal?

 

It's the reverse of the two heads are better than one argument called the Animal Farm argument. Four legs good - two legs bad.

 

Can you imagine what a crap goalie They'd be, as one comes for the ball and one stands his ground.

 

By the sound of it either he or his agent wanted to do a bit of last minute haggling which happens all the time. If he genuinely wants to come it'll be sorted without problem & I reckon it will be.