[CONFIRMED] M'Baye Niang

"M'baye Niang's rose"

To the tune of candle in the wind

 

fixed

 

M'Baye Niang m'lord, M'Baye Niang.
Oh lord M'Baye Niang.

 

Sheffield Wednesday put on immediate alert.

 

"M'baye Niang-a-do"

To the tune of Agadoo by Black Lace

 

Fixed

Predicted

 

I'd bite if I didn't like you so much 424.

 

Sometimes M'Baye, though it hurts in your heart (leg?),
it's the only way for destiny
Sometimes M'Baye, though it hurts,
is the only way now for you and me
Though it's the hardest thing to say
I'll miss Niang in every way
So say M'Baye
But don't you cry
'CAUSE Watford never dies

The M'Baye injury song
From Say Goodbye - S Club 7

https://g.co/kgs/Jdz04c

 

Hey I just met you
And this is crazy
But here's my number
So call me M'Baye.
And all the defenders
Try to chase me
But here's my number
So call me M'Baye.

 

M'Baye Niang... he's the one who likes to jump off roofs,
M'Baye Niang... he's the one who likes to jump off roofs,
Niang, Nia-Nia-Nia-Nia-Niang Niang Niang Niang, Nia-Nia-Niang Nia-Nia-Nia-Nia-Niang Niang Niang Niang.

[video=youtube;y2Eah_EGiDc]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2Eah_EGiDc[/video]

 

Niang Niang Niang
N-Niang N-Niang Niang

To the tune of Z-Cars

 

Sean Dyche is going to a Eddie Howe and gazump us!

 

With apologies to Gloria Gaynor

I never can say M'Baye, no no no no I, can never say M'Baye.
Every time I feel like jumping off I go heading for the roof,
Put the pictures up on YouTube of me jumping in the pool...

 

Apparently the clause enabling us to buy him becomes mandatory if he scores 10 goals before the end of the season.

http://www.football-italia.net/97432/niang-watford-tied-goals

If he does that we'll have plenty of interest in him I'd have thought.

 

If he manages 10 goals between now and end of the season that then £15m would be absolute steal.

 

So we're signing two bad boys in the same week. I hope that doesn't send Holebas into a sulk, if they turn out to be badder than him.

 

I can see Mr Muscle Deeney dishing out a slap or two at training before the seasons out.

 

There's no way this clown is scoring 10 goals before the end of the season. Basically a sh!tter Geoffrey Mujangi Bia.

 

he wont score 10 goals in his entire watford career.

 

Flying in this morning aparently. Big crowd of people standing around the pond to greet him as its rumoured he can't be Ars'ed with Heathrow, and being on the flight path and all.

 

Doubt if Mr Blobby could catch Ning Nang!

 

Mbaye Niang, not yet at Watford

 

to the tune of yellow by ********.

M'Baye Niang,
I jumped off a roof for you,
Oh what a thing to do,
Cause you were all yellow

 

MOVE OFF?

http://www.football-italia.net/97448/report-niang-changes-watford-deal

sounds like a massive bell to be honest!

 

Already a Watford Legend. Pay him whatever he wants.

 

Pfft, didn't want him anyway the ****.

 

Was always going to go pear shaped as soon as a mod prematurely changed the thread title to "Confirmed".

 

I love transfer windows! I'm guessing he phoned from the plane to change his mind? Will this happen? Who knows!

 

Who turned the title to Confirmed?

and more to the point why?

 

Do we have a system to punish them?

 

Me. It was on the Wobby. Seeing as the fishal site is normally a week out of date, it's the best we've got. I'll reset it now

 

Don't believe everything that the Internet tells you. He will sign in time for WD sport to say he's definitely not coming.

 

UPDATE!!

Gino has turned up at the pond and placed a trampoline over it.