Lawrence Bassini - NSFW

Discussion in 'The Hornets' Nest - Watford Chat' started by IRB, Dec 5, 2019.

  1. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Because he’s the perfect fall guy for Sullivan.
     
  2. Lloyd

    Lloyd Squad Player

    But if Sullivan does have an interest in acquiring a stake in Birmingham, why would he choose an obvious lunatic to front up his bid?
     
  3. wfcwarehouse

    wfcwarehouse First Team Captain

    Because when it falls apart, Sullivan will be seen as the knight in shining armour.
     
  4. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Because he can’t buy it today while he owns WHU but it’s up for sale now. So get Baz to buy it with his money and then set challenging repayment terms which he knows the buffoon will fail to meet allowing him to take over ownership in 2-3 years after he’s sold WHU. He may even have an option to buy between him and Baz ?
     
  5. a19tgg

    a19tgg First Team

    Think of the plot of the Flintstones film with John Gooddman.
     
  6. 352

    352 Moderator

    It always makes me feel very uncomfortable watching or hearing Bassini talk. He’s always frantic, on the edge. He’s being exploited, he’s clearly not well and even though he’s done some dodgy stuff in the past I’m 100% sure, it feels like things are spiralling out of control and he desperately needs a reality check.

    Other than this link with Sullivan and the idea that Bassini can be a kind of middle man, where is it Bassini has got his money from in the past do we know? Someone mentioned a successful father and brother, how do they make their money?

    The long list of recently incorporated companies is an obvious red flag and suggests there’s some fresh money that he has that he wants to keep spread out and kind of hidden. It’s all just so out of control looking, it puts me on edge. Like he just seems isolated, even though he may be in talks with people and being bankrolled - who knows the details? - he’s being used and is the only one seeing the situation in the way he is seeing it.

    Deeply uncomfortable watching this.
     
  7. Lloyd

    Lloyd Squad Player

    Of course. That makes sense.
     
  8. cyaninternetdog

    cyaninternetdog Forum Hippie

    Baz is in the same place mentally as Trump and Johnson. What an odious little toad he is.

    I have never liked Simon Jordan, comes across as a bit of a smug w@nker but he is living rent free in that fat deluded head of Baz's so he is ok today.

    I'm just glad this thread wasnt updated with anymore thai ladyboy and coke vids.
     
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  9. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    That'll be for the big takeover reveal...
     
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  10. Heidar

    Heidar Squad Player

    I think the red helmet was holding his brain together.
     
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  11. cyaninternetdog

    cyaninternetdog Forum Hippie

    Baz in a BCFC shirt snorting coke off Jasper Carrots bald head while being fellated by a Thai Ladyboy.

    I just checked and Jasper Carrot is still alive so it can be done.
     
  12. 3000

    3000 Reservist

    Not sure he passes the fit and proper persons test to be let outside
     
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  13. tonycotonstache

    tonycotonstache Squad Player

    There is nothing about that fella that doesn't shout Section Me. I really hope someone gets him the help he needs.
     
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  14. BeersThen

    BeersThen Reservist

    You could see the red helmet in those Thailand vids.
     
  15. a19tgg

    a19tgg First Team

    You just have a very big TV.
     
  16. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Mr Basini[​IMG]
     
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  17. reids

    reids First Team

    Agree, I think their boxing match would be great entertainment as hopefully at least one of them would get sparked out.
     
  18. hornetboy1

    hornetboy1 First Team Captain

    This will be a shock to absolutely no one.

    talkSPORT
    @talkSPORT


    : Birmingham have been taken over by a consortium led by former Argentina striker Maxi Lopez. Laurence Bassini will not be taking control of the Championship club. - talkSPORT sources understand
     
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  19. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    It probably is to Bassini, who I imagine is consulting lawyers and phoning Talksport as we speak.
     
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  20. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    He will no doubt have something to say about that...
     
  21. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    Who wants some popcorn?
     
  22. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    11.15 he will be calling Talksport.
    11.45 he will be filing for an injunction to block the sale
    2.30pm he will be outside the stadium with a megaphone
     
  23. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    And some papers that he'll look through and drop. And announce he will own Birmingham and has lots and lots of money
     
  24. Heidar

    Heidar Squad Player

    Bassini has changed his name to Maxi
     
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  25. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    whoop its started!

    Tweet 10 mins ago
    "YOU HAVE GOT TO ******* JOKING!!!"

    4 mins ago
    "I will be the majority shareholder they only have 21%"

    It may be a fake account though. ;)
     
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  26. Teide1

    Teide1 Squad Player

    Deluded nutter available for panto, guess he will be telling the world he is taking over another club (probably beginning with B) in the not too distant future!
     
  27. cyaninternetdog

    cyaninternetdog Forum Hippie

    I wonder which struggling club will attract the gaze of this parasite next. The FA or EFL need to step in and just downright ban this clown from any involvement with football.
     
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  28. fuzzy73

    fuzzy73 Squad Player

    He’ll get himself a ten gallon cowboy hat and bolo tie before heading to Gino’s office
     
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  29. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    If they did ban him he would just have another "fresh start", change his name to Baurence Lassini and keep going doing it
     
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  30. a19tgg

    a19tgg First Team

    A blessing in disguise for Baz, surely he has his hands full running Bassini Cakes, Bassini Pizza, Bassini Spas, Bassini Bakeries, Bassini sweets and chocolate and Bassini Handbags?
     
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  31. RW99

    RW99 Academy Graduate

    Haha love that! Wonder if Baurence Lassini is a taken forum name.... Hmmm could be time for a change
     
  32. BeersThen

    BeersThen Reservist

    Which desperate club does Bassini turn his attention to now?
     
  33. luke_golden

    luke_golden Space Cadet

    Probably us.

    And the COGs would absolutely phucking love it.
     
  34. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Why would the “critics of Gino” want him back ?
    It’s time. Bring him home. We need someone with the sort of funds he no doubt has to bankroll promotion and then consolidate in the prem.
     
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  35. lendal

    lendal Reservist

    Out of the fire etc…apparently one of the "consortium" is the guy who screwed Charlton to the wall. Best of luck Brum
     

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