Lawrence Bassini - NSFW

Discussion in 'The Hornets' Nest - Watford Chat' started by IRB, Dec 5, 2019.

  1. IRB

    IRB THe artist formally know as ImRonBurgundy?

    Search his name on Twitter if you fancy something to cheer you up today

    WARNING - NOT SAFE FOR WORK

    Turns out his red builder's hat wasn't the only little helmet he likes to get out for the cameras
     
  2. hornetboy1

    hornetboy1 First Team

    I know....it's all over Twitter....just when you couldn't sink any lower. Unbelievable. That reminds me, I need to buy some chipolatas.
     
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  3. cyaninternetdog

    cyaninternetdog Forum Hippie

    Can I say legally that somebody that looks a lot like him is playing with their very small and oddly coloured penis? Im not saying it is him, I am saying they look a lot like him. I say oddly coloured because it doesnt seem to match the skin tone of this persons body whoever it is.
     
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  4. cyaninternetdog

    cyaninternetdog Forum Hippie

    Is it ok to have it as my avatar mods?
     
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  5. hornetboy1

    hornetboy1 First Team

    I think he's done this to prove to everyone he's not a virgin. "Look I have had sex. Here's the video and photos to prove it."
     
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  6. hornetboy1

    hornetboy1 First Team

    Here is Bassini's Christmas film list:-

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  7. Burnsy

    Burnsy Squad Player

    Looks like a scene from Bangkok Chick-Boys.
     
  8. reids

    reids Squad Player

    That's a worse performance than us against City.
     
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  9. MarlonsCellMate

    MarlonsCellMate Reservist

  10. SkylaRose

    SkylaRose Reservist

    Good grief!

    Put it away man! Is he really that desperate to become a highlight that he needs to resort to this sort of scandal? Time to
    retire from the public eye I feel before he makes himself more of a laughing stock than he already is.
     
  11. Crezzy95

    Crezzy95 Academy Graduate

    My eyes.

    Just when you thought that man couldn't sink any lower.
     
  12. Davidmsawyer

    Davidmsawyer Statto Statto Statto

    I think I’ll take this one on trust and not look at Twitter!
     
  13. hornetboy1

    hornetboy1 First Team

    To give you a visual idea, think of that scene in Deliverance. "Squeal piggy" and you're going to be close enough.
     
  14. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

  15. I understand it's part of the FA fit and proper test
     
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  16. Davidmsawyer

    Davidmsawyer Statto Statto Statto

    [shudder]
     
  17. Cassetti's Beard

    Cassetti's Beard First Team

    One for the **** bank
     
  18. Hornpete

    Hornpete Squad Player

    Well that was a challenging w**k.
     
  19. hornetgags

    hornetgags McMuff's lovechild

    I've seen the video...I wish I could unsee it.
     
  20. J.B

    J.B First Team

    So not only has he been pretending to be a businessman all this time but he’s also a woman pretending to be a man :eek:
     
  21. Filbert

    Filbert Leicester supporting bloke

    Bit late in the year for an Easter egg hunt but good on the lass she found the pink Cadbury’s mini egg eventually.
     
  22. Filbert

    Filbert Leicester supporting bloke

    **** me that’s hot.
     
  23. Burnsy

    Burnsy Squad Player

    We've all been there...
     
  24. Timbers

    Timbers Apeman

    Not my proudest Tom Hanks but they all count I suppose
     
  25. Burnsy

    Burnsy Squad Player

    Fans who defend Gino by saying we could still have Bas...where are you now huh?!

    At least this season would now be a laugh.
     
  26. BeersThen

    BeersThen Academy Graduate

    Might explain his desperation to open the club safe.
     
  27. IRB

    IRB THe artist formally know as ImRonBurgundy?

    Look at this recent TV interview, absolute state of him

     
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  28. hornetboy1

    hornetboy1 First Team

    You say look at the state of him, but that's a darn sight better than the last video I saw him in.
     
  29. GoingDown

    GoingDown Pizza & Figs

    I'd love to say that I'm shocked about how many forum members fell over themselves to see Laurence Bassini's penis but I'm not.
     
  30. hornmeister

    hornmeister Administrator Staff Member

    Just a heads up people Mr. Helmet can get a bit lawyery, so if we can keep it to the facts that's much appreciated.

    The video is in the public domain so it's fair game to be commented upon, but please no posting of it on here (cos I've run out of bleach) and be careful about NSFW links & accusations.

    Cheers H
     
  31. CaveManHornet

    CaveManHornet Reservist

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    His ‘Personal life’ section on Wikipedia is amusing :D
     
  32. wfc4ever

    wfc4ever First Team Captain

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  33. cyaninternetdog

    cyaninternetdog Forum Hippie

  34. GoingDown

    GoingDown Pizza & Figs

    Anyone got any new photos or video of his ****?
     

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