Lawrence Bassini - NSFW

Discussion in 'The Hornets' Nest - Watford Chat' started by IRB, Dec 5, 2019.

  1. Happy bunny

    Happy bunny Cheered up a bit

  2. Teide1

    Teide1 Squad Player

    From twice being a bankrupt to being a multi, multi millionaire in the space of 10 years is unbelievable, to be honest so unbelievable no one believes you Baz, you change your story at every interview, please give Birmingham City’s fans some hope and go back to your benefit living world of dodgy friends and plastic contacts!
     
  3. Burnsy

    Burnsy First Team

    As long as you remember that there are far more complaints about Pozzo than ‘signing players from the Belgian league’?

    We have a deal?
     
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  4. Burnsy

    Burnsy First Team

    ‘SIMON, SIMON, SIMON…LISTEN, RIGHT’
     
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  5. BeersThen

    BeersThen Reservist

    He reminds me of that kid in the first season of This is England for some reason.
     
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  6. ITK platypus

    ITK platypus Squad Player

    It is right to be critical of various things the Pozzos have got wrong, but important to retain perspective. Imagine the state of the club if Bassini had stayed in charge. If there even is a club!

    I had a bit of a foot in mouth moment at work recently when I was whining to the new starter about some trivial inconvenience in my life. Then I remembered the new starter was a Ukrainian refugee.
     
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  7. Burnsy

    Burnsy First Team

    The best bit was there wasn’t even a world exclusive.

    He genuinely thought everyone believed he was reading from a genuine independent Financial Assessment on himself. Rather than a set of randomly made up (and perfect rounded off) figures.

    ‘Credit cards? Nil!!!!’

    Because no one in their right mind would even give him an Aqua credit builder card.

    Yes he’s ill. Yes he probably needs help. But when you start throwing muck and making enemies at every turn, the amount of people willing to listen and help when you’re being genuine evaporates.

    TalkSport should close the channel of communication they are giving him now though - no one buys they are doing it to keep Birmingham fans updated. It’s an opportunity to laugh and make sound bites. And it’s worked.
     
  8. a19tgg

    a19tgg First Team

    But as I said earlier, Bassini is ground zero for football club owners, a mentally ill, deluded, multiple bankrupt narcissist. If the Pozzos didn’t buy us whoever eventually did would’ve still been better than Baz.
     
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  9. Burnsy

    Burnsy First Team

    Whilst I agree, this is a forum. The posts are in black and yellow/white and it’s almost impossible to show human feeling, emotion and perspective. Your face to face conversation with a Ukrainian refugee is nothing like an online debate with Nath regarding a new striker for example. If it were face to face, I dare say it would go smoother and more polite.

    Perspective is of course nice and should be a consideration. But I don’t think you can use it too much on a platform like this.

    Yes seeing this about Bassini reminds us of how it could have been (he’s more crazy now though) - but it’s a false equivalence when people talk as if we got rid of Pozzo now, we’d get a Bassini type character. Fairly obvious he’s unique!
     
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  10. Halfwayline

    Halfwayline Reservist

    He doesn’t have this money. His family don’t have that sort of money.

    so he’s probably a front for people that do…potentially the Golds at West Ham. Makes me think that’s one hell of a bad choice of a front man
     
  11. wfcwarehouse

    wfcwarehouse First Team Captain

    Just listened. That whole exchange really was something.
     
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  12. Arakel

    Arakel First Team

    We didn't hear from him much, certainly nothing like this. He had some scheduled appearances but cancelled them due to a string of obviously nonsense reasons.

    The biggest red flag at the time was that Graham Taylor was publicly very critical of him, which was extremely unusual for GT.
     
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  13. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    I can imagine his negotiation with the current owners.

    "I'm offering 35-40 million."

    Ok. 40 million then.

    "You sure not 35?"

    45 million.

    "I can afford it"

    50 million.
     
  14. Burnsy

    Burnsy First Team

    Or…he’s probably (definitely) bullsh*tting.
     
  15. Burnsy

    Burnsy First Team

    *Whilst Tyson Fury laces up Laurence’s gloves.
     
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  16. EB Hornet

    EB Hornet Reservist

    Wow what a listen that was! Gave me a much needed chuckle!
     
  17. Lloyd

    Lloyd Squad Player

    I am surprised Laurence apparently chose to rent a somewhat tired flat above a shop in Stanmore, when he owns so much property in central London
     
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  18. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Of course.
     
  19. IRB

    IRB THe artist formally know as ImRonBurgundy?

    Impressive to see such a passionate, aggressive and eccentric rant at 11 in the morning

    Perhaps he is looking to emulate the Pozzo signing of Asprilla by staying up all night arranging deals from the Colombian market
     
  20. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

  21. hornetboy1

    hornetboy1 First Team Captain

    That was actually posted via Simon Jordan’s official Twitter account.

    I think Bassini just likes the attention. He’s getting more and more outrageous so he will get banned from taking over Birmingham. That way he can play the victim card again and blame those nasty EFL people for not allowing to purchase the club he would have won the league with, spending his £235m in doing so.
     
  22. Steve Leo Beleck

    Steve Leo Beleck Squad Player

    Seems that his MO is to launch pie in the sky takeovers of football clubs, miss every deadline possible so the deal eventually collapses and then try to sue for some sort of breach of contract and try to get a settlement.

    He's clearly an utter shyster and a fantasist. If you put his name into Companies House he's set up dozens of companies covering every walk of life, none of which seem to actually be trading. Completely normal behaviour.

    https://find-and-update.company-information.service.gov.uk/search?q=Laurence+bassini
     
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  23. folkestone orn

    folkestone orn Squad Player

    Agreed. I'm glad he's finally getting the publicity he craves.
     
  24. Heidar

    Heidar Squad Player

    What a strange man
     
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  25. Chumlax

    Chumlax Squad Player

  26. tonycotonstache

    tonycotonstache Squad Player

    He wants to live with common people, wants to see whatever common people do. Wants to sleep with common people..... :eek:
     
  27. tonycotonstache

    tonycotonstache Squad Player

    Bassini spas, pizza, fashion!!!!! Crikey I wouldn't trust this clown with any of these let alone a football club.
     
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  28. folkestone orn

    folkestone orn Squad Player

    Absolutely.
     
  29. Halfwayline

    Halfwayline Reservist

    agreed but how the hell is he still allowed to even get any airtime? He obviously doesn’t have the money and is unfit to be a front man. He failed at Watford, couldn’t raise the sums required at Bolton and has become a joke around Brum. Presume Troy is letting the management know what a joke he is

    unfortunately I presume he has a huge inferiority complex from having a hugely successful father and brother whilst he has failed in every business venture he engages in
     
  30. BeersThen

    BeersThen Reservist

  31. hornetboy1

    hornetboy1 First Team Captain

    Another "exclusive" from the rambling mad man. Going to post all the evidence and corruption about Watford on a website very shortly. Can't wait. Hopefully it's not another one of his porn videos though.
    https://twitter.com/i/status/1545540097331924992
     
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  32. Lloyd

    Lloyd Squad Player

    It's strange that sleazy David Sullivan doesn't put out a statement distancing himself from this crank
     
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  33. Cassetti's Beard

    Cassetti's Beard First Team

    podgy helmet wearing shyte sniffer

    Surprised he hasn't done an 1881 and tried to sue the forum tbh
     
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  34. Lloyd

    Lloyd Squad Player

    I think he's probably stopped taking his medication
     
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  35. Bwood_Horn

    Bwood_Horn Squad Player

    As a doctor, I *think* he's probably taking far too much 'medication'.
     
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