Ikechi Anya

I'll be honest, I didn't even know that existed. I'm gonna go with yes for jokes

 

How about something to the tune of yellow by yawnmongers?!

 

No no, that's not the one.

Ikechi Anya know it, clap your hands
Ikechi Anya know it, clap your hands
Ikechi Anya know and you really want to show it
Ikechi Anya know it, clap your hands

I like it. So did the jocks.

 

Here, I've shortened it by a verse ... and in case you're to young or too dumb to figure it out, it is loosely based on Blondie's 'One Way or Another' ... but you knew that right?



One way or another he's gonna lose ya, he's goin past ya, Ikechi, Kechi, Kechi, Kechi
Anya's - gonna do ya - like a kipper - Ikechi, Ikechi.

He's gonna give you the slip coz he's effin quick, or another
he's gonna lose ya, he's goin past ya, he'll trick ya - he'll trick ya

He's gonna - make you his b!tch
You follow but he's just too quick
You're just his b!tch

One way or another he's gonna lose ya, he's goin past ya, Ikechi, Kechi, Kechi, Kechi
Anya's - gonna do ya - like a kipper - Ikechi, Ikechi.

 

I love that one direction song, it's my favourite of all of them!!!! Perhaps Nial will be my friend if I tell him we did it for them???

 

He'll be coming ,
He'll be coming ,
He'll be coming down the wing
When you hear the noise of a little Scottish boy,
It's Anya down the wing

 

There's only one Debbie Harry .... VVank target of a whole generation

 

McKetchi McAnya clap-clap clap-clap-clap
McKetchi McAnya clap-clap clap-clap-clap
etc

 

I might be extremely sheltered and middle class so feel free to mock, but 'do ya like a kipper'?! What on Earth... I really like the Iketchi bit though, very catchy.

 

My response to this is the same as when anyone suggests a song........Watford fans can't even manage "Wat-ford (clap clap clap)". What makes you think they'll manage anything with multiple words?!

 

When Iketchi goes sprinting down the wing, Anya Anya
When Iketchi goes sprinting down the wing, Anya Anya
When Iketchi goes sprinting down the wing, Vicarage Road is going to sing
Cos we all know that Anya's gunna score

Na na, na na, na na na na, na na, na na
Na na, na na, na na na na, na na, na na
Na na, na na, Na na, na na,
Na na, na na, Na na, na na,
Cos we all know that Anya's gunna score

 

I saw on Twitter something to do with the melody of Radio Gaga..

"All we need is..
..Ikechi Anya
..Ikechi Anya"

Not sure it'd catch on...

 

[video=youtube;cILJQDNJc8I]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cILJQDNJc8I[/video]

 

My favourite part of the Leicester goal is his ludicrous first touch. Without that, we don't score. Needs to be appreciated!

 

Great video WT.

But, it is fine coming up with all this scoring & creating goals nonsense, but if you cant come up with a video that showcases his defending ability, he can "**** off back to Scotland" for all I care.

 

My favourite is the one where he runs the full length of the pitch. I counted just 4 touches to get from one box to the other and score

 

I watched it and thought all throughout, where is his goal vs Barnsley ffs? Then you smash it right out at the end, what a tease

 

He seems to fall over after a fair few of his goals/assists

 

Muscell embalenc m8

 

The fastest player ever to wear a WFC shirt. MClelland a close 2nd. Agbonlahor is a positive slouch compared to Ikechi in full flight.

 

Thank you, thank you, & thank you WT, great vid.

 

Just think how fast he would be if he had proper length legs?

 

You have lots of songs where drilling was going on in the background at the time of recording.

 

Almunia?

 

They were using the recording studio in the East Stand.

 

Another sound investment.

 

Decent goal against the world champions...

 

http://gfycat.com/AfraidNaughtyCusimanse

 

Good
He hasn't been firing on all cylinders so hope it picks up his confidence and form for us ...

 

He's been crossing relatively accurately and beating his man. What does Strachan do to him??

 

Speaks to him in Scottish

 

If Garcia likes his 4-3-3 then Ikechi might get a chance in an attacking role.

 

Plays him on the left

 

Bosh. Great goal. Pleased for him.