101 ways to keep WFCForums members content over the offseason

I hear the fishing is good there.
Did you catch anything?

 

Haven’t red the hole thread but I’m sure it will have bin mentioned and debated:

Using lose instead of loose.

As in ‘my mates ex girlfriend was very loose and played away a lot’.
And ‘I don’t like playing City, we lose’ when of course it shud be ‘we loose’

 

Don’t know about the others but we won’t be visiting Plainmoor again anytime soon.
Sad as a trip to Torquay was always a good venue in the autumn/ spring.

 

And ‘how many pages will the ‘Grand Old Team’ Marco Silva thread get to?

....currently 368 and counting ....

 

A few Sea Bass as it goes.

 

Respect.
(Seriously, as I assume you were there as part of the campaign).

 

If by the campaign you mean the actual conflict, then no I wasn't. I was there very shortly afterwards, when defensive measures were still being introduced, and there were still fears of a counter attack, though thankfully that never happened.
I could have bullshitted about being there during the war, but that would be way too disrespectful to those that actually were.

 

I would seek medical advice if the hole is red.

 

“Ah” the doctor drew close.

With a pained expression and in almost a low whisper as if he didn’t want the nurse or other patients in the corridor to hear, he gravely and slowly uttered the dreaded words

“Loose red hole syndrome”.

He slowly continued in a hushed tone,
“Serious and Untreatable”.

“No doctor, no.” It was a shock.

“Luckily”, he smiled, “you don’t have it.”

“ But what you do have”, he continued, his deeply furrowed lines of experience showing again “is a quite serious attack of ‘Closeseasonboredomitis’. And The Lancet has had published the quite bizzare way in which for Watford fans this can have many side effects.”

“What are they doctor?” I was relieved but now again very concerned.

“In your case it seems to have brought on a rare condition called ‘Grammaticus Correctinus’ where people like to point out and attempt to correct grammatically incorrect use of English by forum members on the Watford fans website.

“No, no doctor” I tried to explain, I did that once but was told ‘where to go’ as it is a football forum and not a place to point out poor use and grammatically incorrect use of the Queens English, especially when I don’t get it right either.

“This IS treatable”, he encouragingly explained, ignoring my protestations, his voice rising so everyone could now hear.
“I suggest you go out and buy a really good book for people like you entitled ‘Eats shoots and leaves’.
And makes sure you get the panda version and not the ‘Eats, shoots, and leaves’ ‘cowboy who wouldn’t pay the bill’ version, as there is a very big difference.

“But what can really really help you, is something quite different” he now looked very concerned.
“Oh Thankyou doctor, what is it?”

“It is quite simple and nearly 120% successful, to use Football language you can understand”, he laughed.
Now everyone in the ward and corridor was straining their heads, watching and listening, hanging on to every word of wisdom from the white coated sage that may help effect a miracle cure for my condition.

“I strongly suggest you go out and get a life” he shouted.

 

Deep man.

 

Buying you a beer one day

 

Is this set at London Colney?

 

Would be delighted to accept and reciprocate, cheers!

 

The ‘Abandon hope all ye who enter here’ Ward at my local institution.

 

45. Will we see Isaac Success in a Watford shirt again?

 

46. How much will our new striker cost and what nationality will he be?

 

47. Enjoy going unbeaten for more than 7 days

 

48. Wonder if I should really pick 3 Watford players in Fantasy League yet again (before bailing out on everyone except Doucoure by game week 3)

 

49 avoid playing werewolf as everybody turns on you and kills you on the first day as your at work and hadn’t thought about checking the werewolf thread

 

50 send hundreads of pictures of snakes to Marco silva’s Twitter account - purely for the ***** and giggles (but somebody need s to show me how to use Twitter first)

 

52 think of an idea for 51