101 ways to keep WFCForums members content over the offseason

Discussion in 'The Hornets' Nest - Watford Chat' started by Optimistichornet, May 14, 2018.

  1. Optimistichornet

    Optimistichornet Penguin Assassin

    I’ll get us started and edit this post appropriately.

    1. Learn all the words to ‘Yellow’ by yawnmongers. It is after all our anthem!

    2. Start next seasons Relegation Watch thread
     
    Last edited: May 14, 2018
  2. Optimistichornet

    Optimistichornet Penguin Assassin

    I like how c o l d p l a y autocorrects!
     
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  3. wfc4ever

    wfc4ever Administrator Staff Member

    Debate "are we going to be relegated" in the relegation thread.
     
  4. ITK platypus

    ITK platypus Squad Player

    3. Spend the Summer complaining that England might have been Panama had Will Hughes been picked.
     
  5. Optimistichornet

    Optimistichornet Penguin Assassin

    Hmm so can’t edit the original post.

    Anyway:

    4. Will Penarenda get a work permit?
     
  6. Diamond

    Diamond First Team

    Send Kelso to Israel as a peacekeeper.
     
  7. AshdonWFC

    AshdonWFC Prediction League Champion 2011/12

    Might have been Panama..? I know he's decent, but I don't think Will Hughes has those sorts of powers...
     
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  8. Arakel

    Arakel First Team

    We're not content during the season. Why anyone would think we could be content in the off-season is beyond me!
     
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  9. Meh!

    Meh! Pre-Dictator

    5. 'Guess the number of players we are linked with' competion.

    6. 'Guess the number of players we actually sign' competition.

    7. 'Guess the number of new signings that will actually end up in the squad' competition.
     
  10. Hornpete

    Hornpete Squad Player

    8 Vydra to return?

    9 Special 4 yearly event "we should buy that guy doing well for iran/saudis/nigeria/denmark etc in the cup of the world".

    10 Dead wood.

    11 I sense this year could see a forum ruckus titled "Pozzo scouts maybe not that good". When we sign a third Greek player from Genk.
     
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  11. HappyHornet24

    HappyHornet24 Crapster Staff Member

    12. Play Werewolf.
     
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  12. Derbyhorn

    Derbyhorn Academy Graduate

    13. Reviewing the 1000+ different kit options that get suggested and then argue over red or black shorts.
     
  13. Optimistichornet

    Optimistichornet Penguin Assassin

    14. Did we let Forestieri go too soon?
     
  14. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Vydra made two exquisite long passes in the last 15 mins tonight.

    Maturing into the Fabregas/Carrick/Hoddle we all knew he could be.
     
  15. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    He often lets himself go too soon.
     
  16. Burnsy

    Burnsy First Team

    15. The whereabouts of Haivis Veste.
     
  17. tonycotonstache

    tonycotonstache Squad Player

    16. Who will be reporting back fit?
    17. Which day back in training will they them be injured?
    18. Red shorts?
    19. First 5 games of the season?
    20. Holebas? Why?
     
  18. Heidar

    Heidar Squad Player

    21. In which month will we score our first away goal?
    22. Why can't we adopt an Elton John song?
     
  19. Grrwood

    Grrwood Reservist

    23. Guess Deeney's weight when he gets back to training
     
  20. tonycotonstache

    tonycotonstache Squad Player

    I have the same problem. It's why I have 3 kids...
     
  21. Clive_ofthe_Kremlin

    Clive_ofthe_Kremlin Squad Player

    24. Rumour of Tommy Smith return
     
  22. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    16 stone 4 lbs
     
  23. domthehornet

    domthehornet Moderator Staff Member

    Are outraged middle aged Palace fans Gammon, Egg and Chips?
     
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  24. Clive_ofthe_Kremlin

    Clive_ofthe_Kremlin Squad Player

    Most Palace fans I've seen have resembled Billy Bear Ham more than gammon.

    [​IMG]
     
  25. KelsoOrn

    KelsoOrn Squad Player

    Better option than Trump. I love dividing opinion.
     
  26. KelsoOrn

    KelsoOrn Squad Player

    Do we want Fulham to win at Wembley? I know I do. I love the Joka and he deserves it and that trumps any 'we might get him back if they lose' scenario for me.
     
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  27. I Blame Pozzo

    I Blame Pozzo First Team

    In the Chalobah role?
    Who is Mr Werewolf?
    Is he related to Wolfie?
    My county top is in a hideous day glo orange. Should I;
    a) Not wear it.
    b) Vomit on it after wearing it?
    c) Wear it for one minute in the knock up and then 'accidentally' leave it in Malvern on Sunday?
     
  28. Lloyd

    Lloyd Squad Player

    You don't divide opinion. Everyone thinks you're a tw @t
     
    Last edited: May 15, 2018
  29. KelsoOrn

    KelsoOrn Squad Player

    F.ck off tw t. Got something interesting to say? I doubt it. You pal are the most serious tw.t on these forums. You have precisely nothing to say. However, bring it on. If you're remotely capable.
     
    Last edited: May 15, 2018
  30. HappyHornet24

    HappyHornet24 Crapster Staff Member

    Chaps, can we leave the playground insults now please? And the swear filter is there so this site remains safe for work, not because Meister is particularly squeamish - so please respect it.
     
  31. KelsoOrn

    KelsoOrn Squad Player

    Oh ffs sake. Quit having a go at a few testosterone fuelled blokes. It's getting really boring now.
     
  32. Burnsy

    Burnsy First Team

    No, YOU ARE!
     
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  33. Lloyd

    Lloyd Squad Player

    wanker.gif
     
  34. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    Has meister seized power then? Is he now the de facto leader?
     
  35. KelsoOrn

    KelsoOrn Squad Player

     

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