101 ways to keep WFCForums members content over the offseason

Discussion in 'The Hornets' Nest - Watford Chat' started by Optimistichornet, May 14, 2018.

  1. Forzainglese

    Forzainglese First Year Pro

    If your lawn is moss then it's green and doesn't need mowing. What's the problem?
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  2. Burnsy

    Burnsy Reservist

    Pint glasses...
  3. KelsoOrn

    KelsoOrn Squad Player

  4. Maninblack

    Maninblack First Year Pro

    We're not down the pub though. But if you want to use that analogy, a group of people having a chat in a pub would soon get fed up of any contrary and aggressive members joining in to hijack the conversation, pick arguments over nothing and/or square up to each other. There is no point trying to reason, so they move on elsewhere. Which is what I will now do.
  5. KelsoOrn

    KelsoOrn Squad Player

    Feel free. Cheerio. There's no hijacking. It's just called conversation. Something you seem to be deficient at.
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  6. miked2006

    miked2006 Premiership Prediction League Proprietor

    32-64 All of the above for a second time, posted in individual threads, by TVOR.
  7. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Tom Walley taught me the value of a good lawn. His was impeccable. Probably still is. I will try and get some pictures for those who will appreciate a work of the greenkeeper's art
  8. Sort of OK

    Sort of OK First Year Pro

    Whilst I enjoy a good vegetable conversation my lawn knowledge is weak, don't we need Stevohorn on this??
  9. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Stevo is on this. In a dedicated thread. He's very helpful.
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  10. Sort of OK

    Sort of OK First Year Pro

    33. Try to fit new signings names that we cannot even pronounce into songs. Especially songs that don't quite fit and nobody knows the tune to.
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  11. PowerJugs

    PowerJugs Doyley Fanatic

  12. Optimistichornet

    Optimistichornet Penguin Assassin

    We should only sign players whose names fit easily into Yellow by C O L D P L A Y imo.
  13. miked2006

    miked2006 Premiership Prediction League Proprietor

    See winter werewolf thread
  14. vic-rijrode

    vic-rijrode Academy Graduate

    34. Wibble on about old matches in Divs 3 & 4 and how lucky we are to be watching Watford in the top division at stellar places like St Mary's, Wembley, King Power Stadium, Goodison Park, Etihad instead of Spotland, Recreation Ground, St James' Park (the Exeter one), Plainmoor, Gigg Lane, Holker Street and the Victoria Ground.
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  15. WillisWasTheWorst

    WillisWasTheWorst First Year Pro

    I’ve only been to two of those. I feel so inadequate...
  16. HeurelhoGomesBaby

    HeurelhoGomesBaby Academy Graduate

    This should be in the politics section
  17. HeurelhoGomesBaby

    HeurelhoGomesBaby Academy Graduate

    Definitely the best tactic during the spring/early summer. Wouldn’t recommend it in August/September.
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  18. Sort of OK

    Sort of OK First Year Pro

    Safe hands. You'll be the envy of the croquet season this year with a professional on the case.
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  19. Hairyfrog

    Hairyfrog Squad Player

    What will the new shirt look like?
    Should adults wear the shirt or go as casuals?
    Why does the shop still have such a poor selection of merch?
    Is the word merch acceptable?
    Will people learn to say "should have" instead of "should of"
    Are the Pozzos good or bad?
    Should we relocate our stadium?

    Just a few really important issues, and if we can change the badge and get rid of Z Cars as well then I'll be happy. :)
    RookeryDad and Leighton Buzzer like this.
  20. hollywood

    hollywood 1881/singing section organiser


    The whys and woes of why our poor season was down to the 1881 movement. or so says Garry the postman on twitter.
  21. ST1968

    ST1968 Academy Graduate

    36. GDPR destroying the world on Friday
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  22. Hairyfrog

    Hairyfrog Squad Player

    37. Will Brexit stop our South American players com ing in on a Spanish passport?
  23. vic-rijrode

    vic-rijrode Academy Graduate

    I wouldn't feel at all inadeuate if I were you. I've seen Watford lose at all those grounds except Holker Street and St James' - it was not pleasant.
  24. Bloke

    Bloke Reservist

    38. Someone will explain the difference between: their, there and they're
    39. Someone will explain the difference between:your and you're
    40. Someone will explain the difference between: were and where

    (Yes, in case you hadn't guessed, incorrect usage of all the above really really really irritates me!)

    42. The "How many grounds have you been to?" thread, and do old grounds count or is it only current grounds?
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  25. Hairyfrog

    Hairyfrog Squad Player

    You should use commas between all those "really's"
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  26. Hussar

    Hussar Academy Graduate

    43 Decide which is the best garage to buy your petrol from during the transfer window.
  27. PhilippineOrn

    PhilippineOrn Squad Player

    You should of put of after your should.
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  28. Mollyboo

    Mollyboo Academy Graduate

    Isn't "There, their, they're" how you comfort someone with grammar issues?
    Bloke and The undeniable truth like this.
  29. lowerrous

    lowerrous Squad Player

    44. Then spend the rest of the window camped outside of it.
  30. WillisWasTheWorst

    WillisWasTheWorst First Year Pro

    Why the apostrophe?
  31. Hairyfrog

    Hairyfrog Squad Player

    I like apostrophes, but not as much as I like exclamation marks!!!
  32. Jossy

    Jossy Reservist

    Anybody that went to junior school in the early 80's will surely remember this............

  33. Hairyfrog

    Hairyfrog Squad Player

    I went to the Falkland islands in the early 80's mate.
  34. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Reservist

    Grammatically, it’s not roight but it does, in my view, look better.



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