We should show our class with "cosa congelati piccoli capezzoli" (Your tiny nipples are frozen) from La Bohème.
Everton's home game against Man City on Wednesday night might **** up our hopes that losing to us on Saturday will be the straw that breaks Moshiri's back. Kinda hoping they get a draw v City, a Richarlison red card, keep Ssssilva in place for at least another 3 days and then all hell breaks loose at the Vic: Everton concede 3 first half goals (2 calamitous Pickford errors and a 40 yard screamer from Doucs), then early in the second half a pen to us as Pickford brings down Success (where just falls over as he is wont to do) and is sent off, Watford pen, scored by Deeney who celebrates in front of the snake. Sssilva flips, held back by his toffee henchmen, punches the 4th official and is sent to the stands where he is verbally abused by a group of 13 year olds with dirty mouths and 4 pensioners. Everton get 2 more players sent off in the ensuing brawl, whilst Deeney gets away with a yellow (face-gouging not picked up by cameras or officials. Second half ends like the first started, another 3 goals. Deulofeu 2 and Hughes with a top-bins curler from the edge of the box. WFC fans chant for the entire second half. Final whistle. WFC 7-0. Everton fans storm the pitch. It's a chav-fest. Burberry and Kappa everywhere. Arms swinging, wildly connecting with a few horns (who return with interest), but mainly themselves. Everton sack Ssssilva, their fans are banned from travelling, they slide down the table. They bring in Allardyce. Then, after last of the season's matches are played, Everton finish 17th. 2 hrs later in a Premier League office with coffee and bourbons aplenty, the Sssilva tapping-up case (that has gone on unbeknownst to everyone) is finalised and results in a 6pt deduction and a £2m fine - they are relegated. (Sorry, might have gone a little wild there. As if our fans would chant for 45 minutes solid.....)
Hoping our family club fans come together in a lovely unison of homophobic chanting and posting videos hoping for Silva's death on social media.
I hope our recent dip in form is simply down to Doucs' absence, rather than the team's frustrating (not to mention puzzling - why would you not want to finish as high as you can?) tendency to take their foot off the gas once 30 points is reached. Much credit to the team for maintaining our high position as long as we have, but it will mean nothing if we throw it away for another bottom-half finish. Dream scenario is Richy misses a last minute penalty to make it 2-2 and keep the snake in his job, before we have another Hogg-Deeney moment to hammer the nail in Sliva's coffin after their mid-week hammering against City.
To those who still haven't seen this, highlights of Everton's defeat against Wolves (including that black cat!) - worth watching till the end to remind us just how bad Silva's teams are against set-pieces: https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b0c2f0x8/match-of-the-day-201819-02022019 (go to 27:31)
Given Everton's poor form and the general negativity around that club, we go into the game as favourites. However if either of Doucoure or Pereyra are still out I won't feel very confident. If both play, we should have enough to see them off. Prediction Watford 3-4 Everton Deulofeu (2, 31, 44); Richarlison (47, 52, 63, 90+4)
I've just reached the Hertfordshire University roundabout. Not sure how many people dressed as a snake have navigated themselves around here successfully, but here I go...
Looking forward to our fans giving Silva a warm reception similar to the ones he got in his last few games as Watford manager when the 1881 sung 'We want you to stay' long after it had become clear that he had held illegal talks with Everton.
It seems results aside - Marco Silva is safe!!! Personally I think that this is ridiculous - there is zero notable improvement in their defensive structure. As porous as we were from set pieces (and we're still recovering from his tenure) Moshiri might back him but he'll have a riot on his hands if we beat them comfortably on Monday night - Happy Days.
Not Bourbons. A secretary was sent and grabbed an economy pack of Iceland hyper-sweet doughnuts. Kept the change. (The author wishes it to be known he has no idea if Iceland do such an item and he is anxious that no-one thinks he does.).
Is there an auto tune equivalent for punctuation? If so, Mods, any chance of installing? If not, I’ll be brushing off my FORTRAN & might just have a rather interesting programme in a few months’ time.
I bumped into him on the escalator when leaving Wembley after the Spurs game and he said he’d be back for Everton.
Yesssss!!!! Perennially unfit, 26 second red card merchant Lee Probert is in charge of this one. Another to add to the booing.
https://twitter.com/The1881_wfc/status/1092823054114320385?s=20 "Class like glass but sharper" Is this what our beloved 1881 has come to? Something tells me Highgrade has hacked into the account after spending his annual earnings on an IT class on the basics of photoshop.
I guess they had to cobble something together pretty quickly to replace the Marco Silva/Grim Reaper video that they deleted. #familyclub
TBH I would prefer we score a couple of early goals and keep a two goal distance all through the game, this Hogg Deeney scenario has been done once, but is not good for the old tickers amongst us!
Man City will beat them. We won’t beat them. Marco lives into next season BECAUSE EVERTON WILL FINISH IN THE TOP HALF AND THEYLL GIVE HIM TIME.
It genuinely looks like a 10 year old has pieced it together after working out how to copy and paste onto photoshop
