Watford FC 1-0 Everton - 09/02/2019

Discussion in 'Match Day' started by Smudger, Feb 3, 2019.

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What will the score be ?

Poll closed Feb 8, 2019.
  1. Watford by three goals or more

    16 vote(s)
    17.2%
  2. Watford by two goals

    13 vote(s)
    14.0%
  3. Watford by one goal

    29 vote(s)
    31.2%
  4. Score draw

    18 vote(s)
    19.4%
  5. No Score Draw

    4 vote(s)
    4.3%
  6. Everton by one goal

    9 vote(s)
    9.7%
  7. Everton by two goals

    3 vote(s)
    3.2%
  8. Everton by three goals or more

    1 vote(s)
    1.1%
  1. Since63

    Since63 Squad Player

    Got their practice in at the 'Wall...
     
  2. Forget the game. Have a Richarlison v Success falling over competition.
     
  3. Relegation Certs

    Relegation Certs Squad Player

    thank ****. what about pereyra?
     
  4. We should show our class with "cosa congelati piccoli capezzoli" (Your tiny nipples are frozen) from La Bohème.
     
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  5. R55BKR

    R55BKR Academy Graduate

    Everton's home game against Man City on Wednesday night might **** up our hopes that losing to us on Saturday will be the straw that breaks Moshiri's back.

    Kinda hoping they get a draw v City, a Richarlison red card, keep Ssssilva in place for at least another 3 days and then all hell breaks loose at the Vic:

    Everton concede 3 first half goals (2 calamitous Pickford errors and a 40 yard screamer from Doucs), then early in the second half a pen to us as Pickford brings down Success (where just falls over as he is wont to do) and is sent off, Watford pen, scored by Deeney who celebrates in front of the snake. Sssilva flips, held back by his toffee henchmen, punches the 4th official and is sent to the stands where he is verbally abused by a group of 13 year olds with dirty mouths and 4 pensioners. Everton get 2 more players sent off in the ensuing brawl, whilst Deeney gets away with a yellow (face-gouging not picked up by cameras or officials. Second half ends like the first started, another 3 goals. Deulofeu 2 and Hughes with a top-bins curler from the edge of the box. WFC fans chant for the entire second half. Final whistle. WFC 7-0. Everton fans storm the pitch. It's a chav-fest. Burberry and Kappa everywhere. Arms swinging, wildly connecting with a few horns (who return with interest), but mainly themselves.

    Everton sack Ssssilva, their fans are banned from travelling, they slide down the table. They bring in Allardyce.

    Then, after last of the season's matches are played, Everton finish 17th.
    2 hrs later in a Premier League office with coffee and bourbons aplenty, the Sssilva tapping-up case (that has gone on unbeknownst to everyone) is finalised and results in a 6pt deduction and a £2m fine - they are relegated.

    (Sorry, might have gone a little wild there. As if our fans would chant for 45 minutes solid.....)
     
  6. GoingDown

    GoingDown "The Stability"

    Hoping our family club fans come together in a lovely unison of homophobic chanting and posting videos hoping for Silva's death on social media.
     
  7. LondonOrn

    LondonOrn Squad Player

    I hope our recent dip in form is simply down to Doucs' absence, rather than the team's frustrating (not to mention puzzling - why would you not want to finish as high as you can?) tendency to take their foot off the gas once 30 points is reached.

    Much credit to the team for maintaining our high position as long as we have, but it will mean nothing if we throw it away for another bottom-half finish.

    Dream scenario is Richy misses a last minute penalty to make it 2-2 and keep the snake in his job, before we have another Hogg-Deeney moment to hammer the nail in Sliva's coffin after their mid-week hammering against City.
     
  8. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Hogg still out on loan.
     
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  9. LondonOrn

    LondonOrn Squad Player

  10. ITK platypus

    ITK platypus Squad Player

    Given Everton's poor form and the general negativity around that club, we go into the game as favourites. However if either of Doucoure or Pereyra are still out I won't feel very confident. If both play, we should have enough to see them off.

    Prediction

    Watford 3-4 Everton
    Deulofeu (2, 31, 44); Richarlison (47, 52, 63, 90+4)
     
  11. I Blame Pozzo

    I Blame Pozzo First Team

    I've just reached the Hertfordshire University roundabout.
    Not sure how many people dressed as a snake have navigated themselves around here successfully, but here I go...
     
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  12. Cassetti's Beard

    Cassetti's Beard First Team

    Yes, he should be back, the forecast is for 11 degrees.
     
  13. Vicarage Road

    Vicarage Road Reservist

    I can’t make it to the game, as I’m going to the theatre to see Everyone’s talking about Jamie
     
  14. Maninblack

    Maninblack Reservist

    Beyond the bounds of imagination I'm afraid. WFC fans would never chant for an entire half.
     
  15. J.B

    J.B First Team

    Looking forward to our fans giving Silva a warm reception similar to the ones he got in his last few games as Watford manager when the 1881 sung 'We want you to stay' long after it had become clear that he had held illegal talks with Everton.
     
  16. The Voice of Reason

    The Voice of Reason First Team Captain

    As long as we win I don't care by how many, but it would be nice to tank them :cool:
     
  17. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Please take care when typing & driving.

    This applies particularly to limbless reptiles.
     
  18. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Let’s hope you miss Everyone’s Talking About Adelberto.
     
  19. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Liked for biscuit detail.
     
  20. magic

    magic Statto & Vordamen's lovechild

    It seems results aside - Marco Silva is safe!!!


    Personally I think that this is ridiculous - there is zero notable improvement in their defensive structure. As porous as we were from set pieces (and we're still recovering from his tenure)

    Moshiri might back him but he'll have a riot on his hands if we beat them comfortably on Monday night - Happy Days.
     
    Last edited: Feb 5, 2019
  21. Bloody hell you had me panicking for a minute then!!!
     
  22. Happy bunny

    Happy bunny Cheered up a bit

    Always handy to get a match report before the game. Are the highlights on video yet?
     
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  23. Forzainglese

    Forzainglese Reservist

    Not Bourbons. A secretary was sent and grabbed an economy pack of Iceland hyper-sweet doughnuts. Kept the change.
    (The author wishes it to be known he has no idea if Iceland do such an item and he is anxious that no-one thinks he does.).
     
  24. Luther Bassett

    Luther Bassett Reservist

    ‘..group of 13 year olds with dirty mouths and 4 pensioners’ is badly in need of an Oxford comma...
     
  25. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Is there an auto tune equivalent for punctuation?

    If so, Mods, any chance of installing?

    If not, I’ll be brushing off my FORTRAN & might just have a rather interesting programme in a few months’ time.
     
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  26. Where's Wally

    Where's Wally Academy Graduate

    I bumped into him on the escalator when leaving Wembley after the Spurs game and he said he’d be back for Everton.
     
  27. Keighley

    Keighley First Team

    My post count would drop dramatically.
     
  28. Steve Leo Beleck

    Steve Leo Beleck Squad Player

    Yesssss!!!! Perennially unfit, 26 second red card merchant Lee Probert is in charge of this one.

    Another to add to the booing.
     
  29. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    At this rate I’m going to run out of boos by about the 30th minute.
     
  30. CaveManHornet

    CaveManHornet Reservist

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  31. Teide1

    Teide1 Squad Player

    It would be more believable if it was a group of 4 years olds with dirty mouths and 13 pensioners!
     
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  32. GoingDown

    GoingDown "The Stability"

    I guess they had to cobble something together pretty quickly to replace the Marco Silva/Grim Reaper video that they deleted.

    #familyclub
     
  33. Teide1

    Teide1 Squad Player

    TBH I would prefer we score a couple of early goals and keep a two goal distance all through the game, this Hogg Deeney scenario has been done once, but is not good for the old tickers amongst us!
     
  34. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    Man City will beat them. We won’t beat them. Marco lives into next season BECAUSE EVERTON WILL FINISH IN THE TOP HALF AND THEYLL GIVE HIM TIME.
     
  35. CaveManHornet

    CaveManHornet Reservist

    It genuinely looks like a 10 year old has pieced it together after working out how to copy and paste onto photoshop
     

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