My advice is to consult Debrett's and report back to us. To get this wrong would be frightfully non-U.
Are we fading in the second half of the season? Perhaps. But, by all pulling together, surely we can turn it around.
‘Let’s give it up for Marco Silva’ is more likely. One of around twenty things we’re going to be asked to ‘give it up’ for on Saturday, when we’re not being advised that the fourth official has indicated that there will be at least four minutes OF ADDITIONAL TIME to be added on, that is. The minute’s hissing is a belter of an idea, though - think we’d all be up for that.
Looking forward to smashing this tinpot club. Absolute pathetic fanbase. Tinpot fans, tinpot stadium, tinpot players and an extremely tinpot manager. Their level is at best the championship, which is where they will be in a couple of season. They are the next Leeds, Villa and Forest. An easy win, we will score at least 3 and someone will be collecting their p45 in the morning.
I really want to win this. I mean, I usually want us to win, but I REALLY want to win this. We’ll lose, likely by a controversial Richarlison goal, who’ll celebrate wildly. Marco flicks The Rookery a two-fingered salute at the end. Somebody ends up being ******* sick of this.
Singing "there's only one Marco Silva" with irony would be the end goal. As Watford score their 4th set piece goal of the day, the rookery pick up the sarcasm level.
Richarlison OG 90 mins. After a game where Slither has been showing Decoure' brochures of Goodison Park.
As the formation describes position without the ball, yes we have. With the ball the wide midfielders are free to roam inside and the full backs move forward into a 4222 or a 2422. For the record Gracia has moved things around in games and we’ve ended up 352 and 433 also.
We want to win this one so bad it's inevitable we'll lose. We are gash without doucoure. The future is bleak. Apologies for the harsh truths.
I guess if we go one or two up it won't just be the Watford fans giving Silva some abuse. If Doucorue plays we win, if he doesn't we draw or lose.
It's interesting comparing the psychological make up of fans of clubs still trading on former glories. Geordies are like delusional school children who can't believe their asbo mum didn't get them an iphone for xmas with her social security cheque. Evertonians are the most tragically entitled of the lot with their deviant top 7 fantasies (a big shout out to wolves) and hilarious fake branding: 'grand old club' hahahahaha. To put it into context teams like leicester, lyon, olympiakos, psv and galatasary are some of many who have been so much more grand in recent decades than the toffee nosed winkle shakers. The best comparison would be with countries that are no longer what they were like mesopotamia, atlantis, kurdistan, anglesea or yugoslavia. If Everton were an electronics company who would they be? Sanyo? Amstrad? Sinclair? Hitachi? As they slither down the motorway believing their stolen vw golf is a beamer and then watch their grand old team of mercenaries, journeymen and fools waddle about like blue shirted ducks in the mud, ripe for the slaughter. Could this be the day that Troy Deeney finally becomes recognised as the Gerd Muller of Chelmsley Wood?
So badly. It's true though, I would forsake Palace and Bournemouth doubles against us in return for a win here. We are Watford though, and the Watford way is a guaranteed loss.
This is a must win game. More so to stop the rot setting in for our usual 2nd half of the season collapse. Doucoure is back for this game, which gives me hope. We've missed him more than a lot of fans seems to think.
Liked for the reference to the ancient empire of Anglesey - small but perfectly formed and a vicious invader.
It would be a football irony that we win and Everton sack Silva on the back of it. However, that very fact could give Silva one extra game as I doubt Moshiri would want to give Watford that type of satisfaction.
Exhilarating! The Amstrad comparison is perfect. Sugar is the classic Yesterday’s Man who, delusionally, thinks he’s still a big noise. Sssssilva is the Carphone Warehouse salesman of the month who postures as the next Steve Jobs.
A printed lyric sheet on every seat in the Rockery & some ‘round the campfire’ strumming from Harry, please.
Don’t think anyone underestimates how much we have missed him. The last 3 games we have lacked that midfield engine. Burnley and Brighton were as dull as I can remember and no coincidence Doucoure was not playing
Singing one Marco Silva when 4-0 up would be perfect. I believe we sang there's only one Lennie Lawrence when we won 4-0 at the scum all those years ago and the pillock gave us a wave!
I think most fans know now how much we miss him. I would put replacing him in the summer higher on the agenda than getting a centre back
It would be agonising, I would think: Not just slightly embarrassing. Would Moshiri even turn up for this? Maybe he has something tying him up that he must attend to on Saturday. My money says he turns up and mutters ' مداد من خورد 'every time a director icily shakes his hand. He strikes me as that sort of a man. (Now that's got you Googling).
