The Official Simms Uni Thread part II

Haha, are you at the Ipswich game on Saturday?

 

Yeh I'm going with another mate of mine from the forum.

 

I'm going on my own personal experiences of my mates and if I ever go out it's at uni (herts forum) or London which probably makes a difference. I honestly have no interest in doing it (girlfriend) so I'm probs not the best person to argue against it.

Simms get tinder, I know more people who've banged thanks to that then clubs! Honestly seems to be a good way of finding/talking to girls.

 

I do have tinder, its a dating thing not a hookup thing I thought?

 

Should be at the Railway Arms pre-game we'll have a drink then, have you decided what you like to drink yet?

 

Yeah, some people use it for both though...

My friend recently met up with a girl from it after talking for a while and is basically **** buddies now. I'd say he's the 3rd person I know who's talked to a girl for a while on there then met up with them...

 

Fair enough - I think if you're single even then people don't go out just to meet someone. Maybe some do, but I didn't at least. Intentions were generally minimal.

Mate just split after a long term relationship, he's loving tinder right now. Date after date after date...

 

If TheDon can get Simms under his wing, this thread will soon be wrapped up with a happy ending involving Simms getting a Mother/Daughter 3some and launching his own range of condoms.

 

Who do you think I am?

 

Simms... if you don't care what you're going after you have Trinity and Yates in Harrow - horrendous places but could do the trick, may even bump into my ex

 

I've also just split up from a long-termer and a tinder with English speakers would appeal. But nothing substitutes for going up to a girl in person and saying "bom dia (doesn't matter what the actual time is, they love correcting you), como vai amiga?" It has, to date, never not worked in at least getting a snog. So Simms, try that

 

Not "who," but "what" and the answer is "a legendary playa"

(That's gangsta slang, not "beach" to any Spanish speakers on here)

 

I'd say that is incorrect, though I would've learnt from the best in you, Smith and Orny Arry

 

Orny Arry's the guy who when we're talking to a group of girls and making them laugh, ruins the whole vibe by asking them to do anal and poo on his chest.

 

If you think this ruins the vibe you've clearly never had a girl squat over your chest!

(Ps. Joke.... Honest...)

 

So simms will I be buying you a pint tomorrow or not?

 

I might be coming to the railway arms i'm not sure yet. I'm meeting my mate but not sure if we'll go to a pub in town yet or the railway arms. I'll let you know.

 

Rule for this pint if you have to approach me as well, practice for talking to girls, and I have to approve of what you're drinking too.

 

I don't drink pints but you can buy me a vodka and coke. What do you look like? I imagine some sort of gangster attire with a few *****es of your arms?

 

Not any pints?
Also is this actually the impression I give off? Christ.

 

No. Of course you dont, you've never given off the impression you have *****es.

I might well pop by for a quick drink at 11:30 before going on to meet my mate in town.

 

Nah. Vodka and coke now but I don't really drink during the day.

 

Yet you're up for a vodka and coke at 11.30am??

 

Not really to be honest. More than likely go for just a coke but you never know.

 

Ok sorted, I'll be there at about 11:30 for a quick drink before heading into town.

 

I'll be there too. I'll be the guy with the' Simms' Watford shirt from 05/06.

 

How will I know who to approach? How will people know it's me if they want to approach me? Ought I announce it?

 

Look for the bloke shouting in the pub, working his fellow chums up into a right fervor. He'll be wearing a rather fetching 50 cent-type cap and loud trainers. That's TheDom.

 

Minus the *****es!

 

I won't be in loud trainers or a 50 cent type cap...

 

50 cent cap and loud trainers then.

 

Try doing an Indian accent instead. It will end up sounding Welsh.

 

Cool meeting some of the 1881 yesterday. Anyone going to central bar before the QPR game?