Stupid Advertising Slogans

Discussion in 'Taylor's Tittle-Tattle - General Banter' started by wfcmoog, Oct 11, 2023.

  1. Smudger

    Smudger Messi's Mad Coach Staff Member

    What would you give for love ?

    Thank goodness the appalling slew if vacuous perfume adverts are over.

    Gormless people shouting into the sky or shoving their heads aggressively into the camera. All to try and persuade the gullible that these are not overpriced bottles of tat.
  2. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    I get why perfume adverts are so vacuous given its tough to say “buy this perfume, it smells great” but surely car ads could actually quote a few specs, functions and details rather than just make out that all cars are driven by young happy cool smiley twenty five year olds on the way to some great social event ?
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  3. Clive_ofthe_Kremlin

    Clive_ofthe_Kremlin Squad Player

    Oooh well ah gets 'ome, puts on me cumf-ay, fluff-ay slippers an' me fluff-ay, warm, cose-ay dressing gown, ah rolls down me compression stockings and has a nice glass of gin. It's mah time, just for me.

    The rest of them does what they do, but ah gets me phone out, log on and give all mah mun-ay to Firedamp Bingo PLC. Ooooh it's looo-xury it is.
  4. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

    I'm reliably informed that the going rate varies according to services required.
  5. andy wfc

    andy wfc Academy Graduate

    At my age I would only be able to give her one.
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  6. WFC123

    WFC123 Academy Graduate

  7. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Vodka and Um Bongo was my pre-drink of choice, back in the day when I used to go to Area every Wednesday night.
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  8. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

    Paradise Lost / Kudos FTW
  9. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Kudos was Thursdays bro.
  10. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

    Nothing happens on a Thursday
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  11. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Can confirm - went there on the pull. Nothing happened on a Thursday.
  12. Chewitt

    Chewitt Forum Extraordinaire

    Albufeira last year with a few mates this turned out to be the drink of choice during the day by the pool. Wonderful combination
  13. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Are you serious? It was Albufeira that started it for us. Summer 2002. Brought it back to Watford with us!
  14. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Um Bongo seems to have disappeared. Thought I'd add it to the weekly Sains order based on the above but no supermarket seems to have it in stock anymore.
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  15. Chewitt

    Chewitt Forum Extraordinaire

    Absolutely serious! Gallons of um bongo on sale at Lidl and their own brand vodka Rachmaninoff!

    Heading back again in May, I’ll have one for you
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  16. Harrow Orn

    Harrow Orn Squad Player


    What am I supposed to be feeling?
  17. Arakel

    Arakel First Team

    There is always Palmela Handerson.
  18. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

    All of it. It literally says it there.

  19. Knight GT

    Knight GT Predictor extraordinaire 2013/14

    Financially poorer
  20. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    7 inches of love
  21. Harrow Orn

    Harrow Orn Squad Player


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