Stupid Advertising Slogans

I get why perfume adverts are so vacuous given its tough to say “buy this perfume, it smells great” but surely car ads could actually quote a few specs, functions and details rather than just make out that all cars are driven by young happy cool smiley twenty five year olds on the way to some great social event ?

 

Oooh well ah gets 'ome, puts on me cumf-ay, fluff-ay slippers an' me fluff-ay, warm, cose-ay dressing gown, ah rolls down me compression stockings and has a nice glass of gin. It's mah time, just for me.

The rest of them does what they do, but ah gets me phone out, log on and give all mah mun-ay to Firedamp Bingo PLC. Ooooh it's looo-xury it is.

 

I'm reliably informed that the going rate varies according to services required.

 

At my age I would only be able to give her one.

 

I reckon the supply might have dried up totally now.

Can you still buy the juice of gods?

Didn't Ngonge have a song to a similar tune as the ad?

 

Vodka and Um Bongo was my pre-drink of choice, back in the day when I used to go to Area every Wednesday night.

 

Paradise Lost / Kudos FTW

 

Kudos was Thursdays bro.

 

Nothing happens on a Thursday

 

Can confirm - went there on the pull. Nothing happened on a Thursday.

 

Albufeira last year with a few mates this turned out to be the drink of choice during the day by the pool. Wonderful combination

 

Are you serious? It was Albufeira that started it for us. Summer 2002. Brought it back to Watford with us!

 

Um Bongo seems to have disappeared. Thought I'd add it to the weekly Sains order based on the above but no supermarket seems to have it in stock anymore.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Um_Bongo
Warning : Anyone can edit Wiki.

 

Absolutely serious! Gallons of um bongo on sale at Lidl and their own brand vodka Rachmaninoff!

Heading back again in May, I’ll have one for you

 

What am I supposed to be feeling?

 

There is always Palmela Handerson.

 

All of it. It literally says it there.

 

Financially poorer

 

7 inches of love