[NOT HAPPENING] Steve Cook

To be fair he was superb in Muff’s match against Fulham two weeks ago and made one of the best blocks I’ve ever seen.

I think he is clearly not what we should be looking for. But I can just picture us all being mightily relieved when he joins Eddie Howe at Newcastle and then turns into Craig Dawson-Maldini and saves their season while we get Bram Nytinck to come in and start alongside WTE.

 

Surest sign yet. He's clearly been tapped up and is refusing to play now that he knows he has a route to 4 months of prem footy with the mighty horns.

 

Disapppointing. He should have held it.

 

No chance this **** is only 30.

 

I hope so.

 

I'd take Cook over Rodon. We need experienced heads for the run in.

 

Nothing in this whatsoever I’m told after asking.

 

Boo.

 

Muff fan I know thinks he has been a liability for sometime. Could be something in this

 

And all Watford supporters were thinking as if our defence can't get any worse. Welcome Steve Cook.

 

I'd welcome any defender over WTE right now, but if we can have any Bournemouth defender it would be Adam Smith as our new left back

 

I'd rather sh!t in my hands and clap than see Adam Smith in a Watford shirt. Possibly the best graduate from the Bournemouth diving school along with Marc Pugh and Jefferson Lerma. A total sh!tbag.

 

He is 30yrs old, really?
Does he have a Nigerian Passport?

 

Not that I ever thought there was anything in this but nice to see it's confirmed. Any news on any players that would actually improve us. The two at Sampdoria maybe?

 

**** off. No way we should be signing scummers

 

6 year deal

 

We won't get Nuytinck

 

Not in the Bournemouth squad...

 

He is worse than kabasele and WTE

 

Would be an utterly pathetic signing.

Exactly what I expect from us.

 

Far more likely he’s signing for QPR, hence his omission tonight.

 

My sources have told me that he'll be announced and paraded on the pitch before the Spurs game.

 

I do hope you are right

 

Cook to QPR freeing up Gray to return to Watford is what my sources are telling me.

 

If he does come, and I think I can take the liberty of speaking for everyone here when I say that we are really hoping he does, he will blaze a new trail of representation for us as Watford FC's first hair-transplanted player.*

*(who ever actually plays for us)

 

5 live commentator said left out amid rumours of a premier league move.

Sure he's a nice bloke but really hope that isn't us, just seems a slighter sh1tter version of the Craig Dawson deal to me.

 

I told you, he'll be presented on the pitch before the Spurs game. It's a done deal, my sources are never wrong.

 

Exactly this.

 

This is the definition of the Pozzos recruitment. A sideways move for a player that is of the same quality as what we have now.
WE NEED IMPROVEMENTS!!!

 

Will put himself about, hoof the ball now and then and be described as a master stroke signing despite us conceding 6 goals a game.

 

Don’t forget the inevitable 6 week injury lay-off 30 minutes into his debut!

 

We can’t get this guy in soon enough

 

Saddest thing of all is that he's a rubbish player and would be a terrible signing, yet would still represent an upgrade to our overall defensive stable #Dismal.

 

Is it just me or does a back three of Cook, Sierralta and Cathcart absolutely reek of clean sheets?