[NOT HAPPENING] Steve Cook

Steve. Cook.

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30 years old and no better than what we have? Sounds nailed on to me.

 

I was hoping for someone more exotic and err better but as I reach another birthday I really should know better!

 

I think we need confirmation he has a patchy injury record before we assume it's a done deal.

 

That's true. It doesn't look anywhere near the acceptable level of injuries for us, although he could be ready for the knackers yard as he needed a 'rest' earlier this season.

 

No No No No.

 

I dunno, that hamstring injury looks promising.

 

I prefer my centre backs to have had some kind of knee ligament injury which really impacts their mobility and pace. Although I don't think Cook has ever had mobility or pace.

 

I don’t know who he is but I know I don’t want him

 

I’m convinced the world ended in 2016 and we’re living in hell

 

Yes, you know. Steve Cook: the elderly and limited Championship player.

 

Not even a regular for Championship muff. And he’s a c***. F*** that for a laugh.

 

Would be good cover for WTE.

 

Can Cook cover for him online? He could take on the haterz and leave Troost free as a bird to make errors with a clear mind.

 

Is he going to AFCON?

 

No way are we going to sign a 30 year old who can't even get into Bournemouth's Championship starting line up to bolster a Premier League squad, that would make no sense.

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You mean literally, for when he ducks under balls?

 

I think someone has made the wrong connection here. We're looking at Steve the cook for the head of catering post.

 

Yes true, but I'm hearing he can also do a half decent job at CH and frankly there is no point in wasting a full wage on a player who is only going to be a CH.

 

Oh no, not Steve C0cck. The worst of the worst of the Muffers.

 

Watford fans: Please Gino, spend some money on our defence:

Gino:

 

Five year deal

 

Preparation for the Championship next season. Oh wait he can't get a game for a Championship club now. Welcome Steve.

 

Would take us to the next level. Literally

 

There's no chance he would come here anyway as Eddie Howe wants him at Newcastle apparently, and he's welcome to him.

 

Let's hope so.

 

Classic.

 

I'd been hearing Joe Rodon so hopefully this is a load of crap.

 

Just checked, Steve Cook has made 3 appearances this season, only completing the full 90 on two occasions. Surely even by Gino’s standards this can’t be true.

As others have said, I would also be disgusted should this happen.

 

This reminds me of the sort of rubbish, past it players that Boothroyd would sign because he thought that he was so great, he could turn anyone's career round.