Sofiane Boufal

How many Bobson Bawlings have we had ?

 

We had 11 Steve Palmers

 

And a Partridge in a pear tree................

 

Racehorses are not allowed to share names until the first horse is deceased. Should be like that for footballers. An immediate moratorium on Sakhos and Tommy Smiths.

 

Exactly. And their names should be painted on an egg or something. I'm ****ing sick of this bull****.

 

We've had nine Joneses in total.

 

Geez - I just can't keep up with them!

 

Wants to stay at Lille by all accounts.

 

Not surprising. He left a part of himself there.

Cartilage at least.

 

I logged on to find out what was happening with Boufal!??!

 

That would just lead to the assassination of same-named footballers. Hardly anyone wants to see that.

 

Why Chovelas/Holebas has two names m8. #sickofthis****

 

Says he is happy at Lille, per Liberation. Whether Lille want to cash in is a different matter.

 

It would somewhat beg the question of why he is here with his agent then.

 

Think it was just his 'representatives', not the player himself. And they met in Austria apparently. Which makes no difference at all but there you go.

 

He will continue to be happy at Lille - until he's paid more to be here.

 

We don't need or want players like that. I only want him to sign if it's his dream to team up with Walter Mazzari at The London Hornets FC.

 

He's being shopped around town , like a Saigon wh0re on the back of her pimps moped in a rush hour, Tet celebration traffic jam.

If Spurs , Chelsea and Arsenal turn their noses up , we may eventually get laid like a fat American tourist with more money than sense or good looks.... but a big fat wallet full of dorrar, dorrar .

 

His contract will be 'rong time solja boy'

 

he sow horny

 

The Mirror also reckon we spoke to his representatives in Austria. No source listed so might just be lazy copy-pasta.

 

There you go.

*no link*

 

Good effing luck!! Did you not know the transfer threads are just for pages of cheap puns!?

 

It's one of the reasons I still log on to this site. Despite all the bloody annoying arguments and **** taking pretty much everywhere lately, there still remains some genuinely comical message trails!

 

We're actually up to page five now.

 

I am enjoying that pretty much every report I've read about our supposed bit seems to be a long the lines of how dare little ol' Watford bid for player which big clubs were interested in.

 

Boufal news coming soon apparently.

GoingDown, put it up here when you have it.

 

Who said anything about assassinations?!

Each sets of players with the same name should be put in to a bare-knuckle fight to the death against each other. After 90 minutes, if it's not yet finished, then they'll each be given a pump-action shotgun (i.e. it goes to "sudden death"). Should that fail, then it'll go to penalties (they take it in turns to fire a bow and arrow at each other from 12 yards).

 

I can't see any other alternative.

 

Just come in. Apparently Boufal woke up this morning. Which makes no difference at all. See the link below.

*no link*

But there you go.

 

Boufal news coming soon...

Man in Bristol says "moi cabarges are really boufal this yar"

 

Not sure we need to grow more Holloways, tbh.

 

Exciting time if WD are to be believed

 

WDSport saying that a fee and personal terms thought to be agreed but waiting until the end of the week to see if Mazzarri wants him. Seems a strange way of doing business as you'd have thought we would want to get the deal over the line rather than leaving the player hanging.

From watching a couple of highlight videos with some banging Euro dance tunes, my observations are that this guy has some top skills but he really, really likes a dive.

Edit: WDSport also suggested we had a really exciting alternative target in a similar mould if big Walt doesn't fancy Boufal. Any suggestions?

 

Jurado.