[CONFIRMED] Mauro Zarate

Hold on.

I think that slimeball Eddie Howe is trying to stitch us up by selling Iturbe back to us in disguise. Someone call Gino before its too late....

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Cherry-picked quotes from the West Ham Forum

 

Hi is not English and not Ighalo so its a yes from me Geoff.

 

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MAD BOUT VIS:rant::rant:
VIS CLOWN WILL NOY TAK US 2 V NXT LVL:rant::rant::rant:
WE SHUD AV PAY 15MIL£ FOR HOGEN COZ E IS WELL GUD 4 BRENTFRD
WOT A JOKE:rant::rant::rant::rant:
FML

 

I involuntarily took out my beautiful throbber and started stroking it after reading that last quote.

Let the good times roll.

 

Don't understand the "old and past it" type objections. 27-29 are considered to be the prime years for most footballers.

 

Most of our football under Quique and Walter has been turgid. Might as well sign a Premier League version of Forestieri to liven things up a bit.

 

I fink u is gonna pop

 

Worst theme park I've ever been to.

 

The league in ruins or him in ruins, a la Success??

 

What extended and swollen?

actually no, don't answer that :redface:

 

Triffic hair sold it for me.

 

Will help use up the overstock of 'Z's we have for shirt printing

 

Nah all the kids are wearing Zuniga shirts nowadays!

 

They went overboard when they thought we might sign Zaza

 

yer and not enough people have put mazzari on the back of theirs either!

 

A player costing 2.5m Euros in the current market doesn't excite me.

 

Probably not going to change our season, but you never know. At that price it's no biggie either way.

 

A week's wages in China.

 

For a footballer that is!

 

Sh1te at Spam doesn't necessarily mean he would've been sh1te for us. In fact, that might be a good sign

 

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Sometimes things just click with a player. We can hope it happens with him.

 

Underwhelming transfer...... will be disappointed if he is last incoming

 

Just hope this isn't it for the window

 

English media Vs Italian media.

English say it's a loan, Italian say it's a permanent deal.
Worth noting his brother (and agent) said it's a permanent deal they were working on.

 

Should be given a chance but £2mill doesn't get a prem players left peg

Not particularly optimistic

 

Mehh, not the most exciting transfer but will beef up the bench for sure.

Plus, if him & Deeney / Okaka click then who knows, could be a decent addition.

Just hope he's not a tw&t because past history certainly points that way.

 

Good. Would have been a nice option to bring on for Okaka today perhaps. Looking forward to seeing what he can do.

[video=youtube;WZz1ZiM3i4A]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZz1ZiM3i4A[/video]

 

I'm looking forward to seeing him. Everyone's on the Bournemouth matchday thread moaning about how boring our football is - this bloke could equally turn out to be a disaster or a cult hero but it doesn't look like it'll be boring when he's on the pitch. I'd rather see him come on and try some tricks than Ighalo wander on and get caught offside just when we need to relieve some pressure.

[video=youtube;uMSLlxzdiVw]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMSLlxzdiVw[/video]

 

Couldnt agree more.

 

We need some spark. Hopefully this guy can provide it.

 

Fabrizio Romano ‏@FabrizioRomano · 1m1 minute ago

Zarate to Watford. Done deal. Contract until 2019. #WatfordFC #transfers