Can we get Guedioura, Barton, Doumbia, Gestede, Perotti, Immers and Santon dropped into the Thunderdome together? If one of them emerges healthier than Collins John - we can sign that one. Regardless, we win because we clear up a half dozen mind-numbingly tiresome rumours.
There's got to be a song in this for WBA surely? http://www.birminghammail.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/53-west-brom-fans-would-9847838