Club Captain Next Season?

Porteous or buy an out and out leader on the pitch

 

We all know it’s going to be the wretched Cleverly as Pozzo gives him another year sucking us dry.

 

Kabasele please

 

None of them, too many losers in that squad for anyone to be a captain, will have to be someone external as part of the big reset.

 

Is it me or have we needed a huge rest every summer for about 5 years?

 

And up front Chamakh Up

 

Could still do a job. Ex arsenal, you know.
Get Kieran Gibbs too.

 

Could be something in this, with the Walcott connection etc.

 

Maybe thats why Almunia was at the game the other week m8.

 

That's what my sources are telling me. Plus Igor Stepanovs to shore up the defence.

 

I can't find any stats for Chamakh, so here's a Statsbomb for Nicolas Pepe to give some idea of what an Arsenal forward might be like.

 

Would also be interesting to get in Matthew Upson - get them back for Edwards.

 

I'm shore he's even better RWB than Kamara but Edwoods has gon m8.

 

I’m prepared to be corrected but wasn’t Pepe Arsenal’s biggest waste of money ever?

 

Shhhh, I think I can hear the whoosh magnet dusting down his keyboard ??

 

An interesting comparison with Deeney's peak seasons;

2015/16 and 2014/15. Deeney is either red or blue. So is Peppy.

 

The only Pepe Deeney is interested is this one:



I'd welcome him back, just so we can start making these fat Deeney jokes again.

 

Could be something in this thing I just completely made up then.