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Discussion in 'Taylor's Tittle-Tattle - General Banter' started by magyarorszag, Apr 17, 2008.

  1. DMR

    DMR Squad Player

    One day, Dave decided to got to New Zealand to bungee jump, but his sister kept his passport in her knickers to pleasure herself with. Then Dave developed a plan which involved his sister passport, and his mums reaction was very disproportionate to the size of the television; so she rang Frank to organize an emu for the party. Franks reaction was "An Emu!?! I'm only guessing but isn't the poo party supposed to be in my pants?". Daves mum answered "Let me help take that emu and put is somewhere safe. Listen, I've told you, please help me up instead of poking me with a blunt stick. Or better still, we could use my favourite type of oversized inflatable bed." Dave jumped into the bed, inside the matress, only to discover that his mother was secretly a vegatarian. Disgusted, Dave told her that the adverts below clearly showed that vegetarianism is a kick in the meatballs. Frank heard that the playboy Al bangura was last seen heading towards Luton, where he had heard the local mayor had promised eleven brand new people to be allowed to dance while representing the fine traditions of old hub cap curling in Bovingdon market.Meanwhile the emu suddenly discovered that Rod Hull's Hand was still stuck up his big inflatable bed. Aidy Marriappa anticipated this would happen. Everyone thought humphrey had lost his large red striped straw which he stuck up his big......"Watch out, watch out, there's a Bookmakers Sandwich looking a lot like Nathan Ellingtons beard. 90 minutes later it was over.

    It wasn't really the vicar's fault Dave's sister had once considered endulging in some passport stealing. But unlocking the cave was another matter there was a very weird looking man and he punched Aidy because hes a tactical master of messing with the hoof.Also his subs where fooking shiite but Aidy thought they were very good, how dilusional. Meanwhile, back at dilusional Aidys place Aidy saw something which was very big and hairy like Danny Shittu's scrotal sack. Suddenly Nathan Ellington came to Aidy's house so shittu could tell him how much he wanted to suck on his crack pipe and eat some of Ellington's curry. Dave's sister joined in the festivities she sucked something that resembled a slightly used, brownish horrible stinking mess called Lloyd Doyley. Tommy Smith said that Daves emu was so fat and ugly because his father had a big hairy mole on his foot. Then Aidy farted and blamed Big Dan but Al bangura thought Ellington was the smelly phantom farter but Aidy said Whats for dinner?

    Ironically, the reason that Aidy had a chicken sandwich left over from Marks and Spencers was because a canuting canut scummer had executed the deli counter puff who had served a ***** fritter at room temperature .The Emu returned with clitoris cornpie served lovingly on spotted d.ick smothered in a garlic flavoured edible condom. Interestingly, this condom had already been involved in a sexual photo shoot featuring Paddy and Dribbling Dallas Debbie. The next day, Debbie's sex change was finally finished...

    Harroworn married Debbie, it only lasted 91 hours because PYA was jealous of Debbie's Marmalades, leading to the explosion outside his favourite football ground which was caused by boothroyd's fart of incompetance. Tactically, Aidy thought that a defender should always be brought on when losing the massive plot, but burkinshaw had warned Aidy about the effects of Mart Poom and his beautifull face. The bummage helicopter went straight past The Vic because the emu hijacked the helicopter by tickling Simpson's scrotum with an old canut silk worker's sewing machine. The stitch up caused Simpson's sac to enlarge and turn a bouncy castle on its head. Then Suddenly Simpson
     
  2. ccwfc

    ccwfc Reservist

    One day, Dave decided to got to New Zealand to bungee jump, but his sister kept his passport in her knickers to pleasure herself with. Then Dave developed a plan which involved his sister passport, and his mums reaction was very disproportionate to the size of the television; so she rang Frank to organize an emu for the party. Franks reaction was "An Emu!?! I'm only guessing but isn't the poo party supposed to be in my pants?". Daves mum answered "Let me help take that emu and put is somewhere safe. Listen, I've told you, please help me up instead of poking me with a blunt stick. Or better still, we could use my favourite type of oversized inflatable bed." Dave jumped into the bed, inside the matress, only to discover that his mother was secretly a vegatarian. Disgusted, Dave told her that the adverts below clearly showed that vegetarianism is a kick in the meatballs. Frank heard that the playboy Al bangura was last seen heading towards Luton, where he had heard the local mayor had promised eleven brand new people to be allowed to dance while representing the fine traditions of old hub cap curling in Bovingdon market.Meanwhile the emu suddenly discovered that Rod Hull's Hand was still stuck up his big inflatable bed. Aidy Marriappa anticipated this would happen. Everyone thought humphrey had lost his large red striped straw which he stuck up his big......"Watch out, watch out, there's a Bookmakers Sandwich looking a lot like Nathan Ellingtons beard. 90 minutes later it was over.

    It wasn't really the vicar's fault Dave's sister had once considered endulging in some passport stealing. But unlocking the cave was another matter there was a very weird looking man and he punched Aidy because hes a tactical master of messing with the hoof.Also his subs where fooking shiite but Aidy thought they were very good, how dilusional. Meanwhile, back at dilusional Aidys place Aidy saw something which was very big and hairy like Danny Shittu's scrotal sack. Suddenly Nathan Ellington came to Aidy's house so shittu could tell him how much he wanted to suck on his crack pipe and eat some of Ellington's curry. Dave's sister joined in the festivities she sucked something that resembled a slightly used, brownish horrible stinking mess called Lloyd Doyley. Tommy Smith said that Daves emu was so fat and ugly because his father had a big hairy mole on his foot. Then Aidy farted and blamed Big Dan but Al bangura thought Ellington was the smelly phantom farter but Aidy said Whats for dinner?

    Ironically, the reason that Aidy had a chicken sandwich left over from Marks and Spencers was because a canuting canut scummer had executed the deli counter puff who had served a ***** fritter at room temperature .The Emu returned with clitoris cornpie served lovingly on spotted d.ick smothered in a garlic flavoured edible condom. Interestingly, this condom had already been involved in a sexual photo shoot featuring Paddy and Dribbling Dallas Debbie. The next day, Debbie's sex change was finally finished...

    Harroworn married Debbie, it only lasted 91 hours because PYA was jealous of Debbie's Marmalades, leading to the explosion outside his favourite football ground which was caused by boothroyd's fart of incompetance. Tactically, Aidy thought that a defender should always be brought on when losing the massive plot, but burkinshaw had warned Aidy about the effects of Mart Poom and his beautifull face. The bummage helicopter went straight past The Vic because the emu hijacked the helicopter by tickling Simpson's scrotum with an old canut silk worker's sewing machine. The stitch up caused Simpson's sac to enlarge and turn a bouncy castle on its head. Then Suddenly Simpson decided that he
     
  3. DMR

    DMR Squad Player

    One day, Dave decided to got to New Zealand to bungee jump, but his sister kept his passport in her knickers to pleasure herself with. Then Dave developed a plan which involved his sister passport, and his mums reaction was very disproportionate to the size of the television; so she rang Frank to organize an emu for the party. Franks reaction was "An Emu!?! I'm only guessing but isn't the poo party supposed to be in my pants?". Daves mum answered "Let me help take that emu and put is somewhere safe. Listen, I've told you, please help me up instead of poking me with a blunt stick. Or better still, we could use my favourite type of oversized inflatable bed." Dave jumped into the bed, inside the matress, only to discover that his mother was secretly a vegatarian. Disgusted, Dave told her that the adverts below clearly showed that vegetarianism is a kick in the meatballs. Frank heard that the playboy Al bangura was last seen heading towards Luton, where he had heard the local mayor had promised eleven brand new people to be allowed to dance while representing the fine traditions of old hub cap curling in Bovingdon market.Meanwhile the emu suddenly discovered that Rod Hull's Hand was still stuck up his big inflatable bed. Aidy Marriappa anticipated this would happen. Everyone thought humphrey had lost his large red striped straw which he stuck up his big......"Watch out, watch out, there's a Bookmakers Sandwich looking a lot like Nathan Ellingtons beard. 90 minutes later it was over.

    It wasn't really the vicar's fault Dave's sister had once considered endulging in some passport stealing. But unlocking the cave was another matter there was a very weird looking man and he punched Aidy because hes a tactical master of messing with the hoof.Also his subs where fooking shiite but Aidy thought they were very good, how dilusional. Meanwhile, back at dilusional Aidys place Aidy saw something which was very big and hairy like Danny Shittu's scrotal sack. Suddenly Nathan Ellington came to Aidy's house so shittu could tell him how much he wanted to suck on his crack pipe and eat some of Ellington's curry. Dave's sister joined in the festivities she sucked something that resembled a slightly used, brownish horrible stinking mess called Lloyd Doyley. Tommy Smith said that Daves emu was so fat and ugly because his father had a big hairy mole on his foot. Then Aidy farted and blamed Big Dan but Al bangura thought Ellington was the smelly phantom farter but Aidy said Whats for dinner?

    Ironically, the reason that Aidy had a chicken sandwich left over from Marks and Spencers was because a canuting canut scummer had executed the deli counter puff who had served a ***** fritter at room temperature .The Emu returned with clitoris cornpie served lovingly on spotted d.ick smothered in a garlic flavoured edible condom. Interestingly, this condom had already been involved in a sexual photo shoot featuring Paddy and Dribbling Dallas Debbie. The next day, Debbie's sex change was finally finished...

    Harroworn married Debbie, it only lasted 91 hours because PYA was jealous of Debbie's Marmalades, leading to the explosion outside his favourite football ground which was caused by boothroyd's fart of incompetance. Tactically, Aidy thought that a defender should always be brought on when losing the massive plot, but burkinshaw had warned Aidy about the effects of Mart Poom and his beautifull face. The bummage helicopter went straight past The Vic because the emu hijacked the helicopter by tickling Simpson's scrotum with an old canut silk worker's sewing machine. The stitch up caused Simpson's sac to enlarge and turn a bouncy castle on its head. Then Suddenly Simpson decided that he fancied styles.
     
  4. The Voice of Reason

    The Voice of Reason First Team Captain

    One day, Dave decided to got to New Zealand to bungee jump, but his sister kept his passport in her knickers to pleasure herself with. Then Dave developed a plan which involved his sister passport, and his mums reaction was very disproportionate to the size of the television; so she rang Frank to organize an emu for the party. Franks reaction was "An Emu!?! I'm only guessing but isn't the poo party supposed to be in my pants?". Daves mum answered "Let me help take that emu and put is somewhere safe. Listen, I've told you, please help me up instead of poking me with a blunt stick. Or better still, we could use my favourite type of oversized inflatable bed." Dave jumped into the bed, inside the matress, only to discover that his mother was secretly a vegatarian. Disgusted, Dave told her that the adverts below clearly showed that vegetarianism is a kick in the meatballs. Frank heard that the playboy Al bangura was last seen heading towards Luton, where he had heard the local mayor had promised eleven brand new people to be allowed to dance while representing the fine traditions of old hub cap curling in Bovingdon market.Meanwhile the emu suddenly discovered that Rod Hull's Hand was still stuck up his big inflatable bed. Aidy Marriappa anticipated this would happen. Everyone thought humphrey had lost his large red striped straw which he stuck up his big......"Watch out, watch out, there's a Bookmakers Sandwich looking a lot like Nathan Ellingtons beard. 90 minutes later it was over.

    It wasn't really the vicar's fault Dave's sister had once considered endulging in some passport stealing. But unlocking the cave was another matter there was a very weird looking man and he punched Aidy because hes a tactical master of messing with the hoof.Also his subs where fooking shiite but Aidy thought they were very good, how dilusional. Meanwhile, back at dilusional Aidys place Aidy saw something which was very big and hairy like Danny Shittu's scrotal sack. Suddenly Nathan Ellington came to Aidy's house so shittu could tell him how much he wanted to suck on his crack pipe and eat some of Ellington's curry. Dave's sister joined in the festivities she sucked something that resembled a slightly used, brownish horrible stinking mess called Lloyd Doyley. Tommy Smith said that Daves emu was so fat and ugly because his father had a big hairy mole on his foot. Then Aidy farted and blamed Big Dan but Al bangura thought Ellington was the smelly phantom farter but Aidy said Whats for dinner?

    Ironically, the reason that Aidy had a chicken sandwich left over from Marks and Spencers was because a canuting canut scummer had executed the deli counter puff who had served a ***** fritter at room temperature .The Emu returned with clitoris cornpie served lovingly on spotted d.ick smothered in a garlic flavoured edible condom. Interestingly, this condom had already been involved in a sexual photo shoot featuring Paddy and Dribbling Dallas Debbie. The next day, Debbie's sex change was finally finished...

    Harroworn married Debbie, it only lasted 91 hours because PYA was jealous of Debbie's Marmalades, leading to the explosion outside his favourite football ground which was caused by boothroyd's fart of incompetance. Tactically, Aidy thought that a defender should always be brought on when losing the massive plot, but burkinshaw had warned Aidy about the effects of Mart Poom and his beautifull face. The bummage helicopter went straight past The Vic because the emu hijacked the helicopter by tickling Simpson's scrotum with an old canut silk worker's sewing machine. The stitch up caused Simpson's sac to enlarge and turn a bouncy castle on its head. Then Suddenly Simpson decided that he fancied styles [I]to die painfully[/I]
     
  5. PotGuy

    PotGuy Forum Fetishist

    One day, Dave decided to got to New Zealand to bungee jump, but his sister kept his passport in her knickers to pleasure herself with. Then Dave developed a plan which involved his sister passport, and his mums reaction was very disproportionate to the size of the television; so she rang Frank to organize an emu for the party. Franks reaction was "An Emu!?! I'm only guessing but isn't the poo party supposed to be in my pants?". Daves mum answered "Let me help take that emu and put is somewhere safe. Listen, I've told you, please help me up instead of poking me with a blunt stick. Or better still, we could use my favourite type of oversized inflatable bed." Dave jumped into the bed, inside the matress, only to discover that his mother was secretly a vegatarian. Disgusted, Dave told her that the adverts below clearly showed that vegetarianism is a kick in the meatballs. Frank heard that the playboy Al bangura was last seen heading towards Luton, where he had heard the local mayor had promised eleven brand new people to be allowed to dance while representing the fine traditions of old hub cap curling in Bovingdon market.Meanwhile the emu suddenly discovered that Rod Hull's Hand was still stuck up his big inflatable bed. Aidy Marriappa anticipated this would happen. Everyone thought humphrey had lost his large red striped straw which he stuck up his big......"Watch out, watch out, there's a Bookmakers Sandwich looking a lot like Nathan Ellingtons beard. 90 minutes later it was over.

    It wasn't really the vicar's fault Dave's sister had once considered endulging in some passport stealing. But unlocking the cave was another matter there was a very weird looking man and he punched Aidy because hes a tactical master of messing with the hoof.Also his subs where fooking shiite but Aidy thought they were very good, how dilusional. Meanwhile, back at dilusional Aidys place Aidy saw something which was very big and hairy like Danny Shittu's scrotal sack. Suddenly Nathan Ellington came to Aidy's house so shittu could tell him how much he wanted to suck on his crack pipe and eat some of Ellington's curry. Dave's sister joined in the festivities she sucked something that resembled a slightly used, brownish horrible stinking mess called Lloyd Doyley. Tommy Smith said that Daves emu was so fat and ugly because his father had a big hairy mole on his foot. Then Aidy farted and blamed Big Dan but Al bangura thought Ellington was the smelly phantom farter but Aidy said Whats for dinner?

    Ironically, the reason that Aidy had a chicken sandwich left over from Marks and Spencers was because a canuting canut scummer had executed the deli counter puff who had served a ***** fritter at room temperature .The Emu returned with clitoris cornpie served lovingly on spotted d.ick smothered in a garlic flavoured edible condom. Interestingly, this condom had already been involved in a sexual photo shoot featuring Paddy and Dribbling Dallas Debbie. The next day, Debbie's sex change was finally finished...

    Harroworn married Debbie, it only lasted 91 hours because PYA was jealous of Debbie's Marmalades, leading to the explosion outside his favourite football ground which was caused by boothroyd's fart of incompetance. Tactically, Aidy thought that a defender should always be brought on when losing the massive plot, but burkinshaw had warned Aidy about the effects of Mart Poom and his beautifull face. The bummage helicopter went straight past The Vic because the emu hijacked the helicopter by tickling Simpson's scrotum with an old canut silk worker's sewing machine. The stitch up caused Simpson's sac to enlarge and turn a bouncy castle on its head. Then Suddenly Simpson decided that he fancied styles to die painfully in a moat...
     
  6. ccwfc

    ccwfc Reservist

    One day, Dave decided to got to New Zealand to bungee jump, but his sister kept his passport in her knickers to pleasure herself with. Then Dave developed a plan which involved his sister passport, and his mums reaction was very disproportionate to the size of the television; so she rang Frank to organize an emu for the party. Franks reaction was "An Emu!?! I'm only guessing but isn't the poo party supposed to be in my pants?". Daves mum answered "Let me help take that emu and put is somewhere safe. Listen, I've told you, please help me up instead of poking me with a blunt stick. Or better still, we could use my favourite type of oversized inflatable bed." Dave jumped into the bed, inside the matress, only to discover that his mother was secretly a vegatarian. Disgusted, Dave told her that the adverts below clearly showed that vegetarianism is a kick in the meatballs. Frank heard that the playboy Al bangura was last seen heading towards Luton, where he had heard the local mayor had promised eleven brand new people to be allowed to dance while representing the fine traditions of old hub cap curling in Bovingdon market.Meanwhile the emu suddenly discovered that Rod Hull's Hand was still stuck up his big inflatable bed. Aidy Marriappa anticipated this would happen. Everyone thought humphrey had lost his large red striped straw which he stuck up his big......"Watch out, watch out, there's a Bookmakers Sandwich looking a lot like Nathan Ellingtons beard. 90 minutes later it was over.

    It wasn't really the vicar's fault Dave's sister had once considered endulging in some passport stealing. But unlocking the cave was another matter there was a very weird looking man and he punched Aidy because hes a tactical master of messing with the hoof.Also his subs where fooking shiite but Aidy thought they were very good, how dilusional. Meanwhile, back at dilusional Aidys place Aidy saw something which was very big and hairy like Danny Shittu's scrotal sack. Suddenly Nathan Ellington came to Aidy's house so shittu could tell him how much he wanted to suck on his crack pipe and eat some of Ellington's curry. Dave's sister joined in the festivities she sucked something that resembled a slightly used, brownish horrible stinking mess called Lloyd Doyley. Tommy Smith said that Daves emu was so fat and ugly because his father had a big hairy mole on his foot. Then Aidy farted and blamed Big Dan but Al bangura thought Ellington was the smelly phantom farter but Aidy said Whats for dinner?

    Ironically, the reason that Aidy had a chicken sandwich left over from Marks and Spencers was because a canuting canut scummer had executed the deli counter puff who had served a ***** fritter at room temperature .The Emu returned with clitoris cornpie served lovingly on spotted d.ick smothered in a garlic flavoured edible condom. Interestingly, this condom had already been involved in a sexual photo shoot featuring Paddy and Dribbling Dallas Debbie. The next day, Debbie's sex change was finally finished...

    Harroworn married Debbie, it only lasted 91 hours because PYA was jealous of Debbie's Marmalades, leading to the explosion outside his favourite football ground which was caused by boothroyd's fart of incompetance. Tactically, Aidy thought that a defender should always be brought on when losing the massive plot, but burkinshaw had warned Aidy about the effects of Mart Poom and his beautifull face. The bummage helicopter went straight past The Vic because the emu hijacked the helicopter by tickling Simpson's scrotum with an old canut silk worker's sewing machine. The stitch up caused Simpson's sac to enlarge and turn a bouncy castle on its head. Then Suddenly Simpson decided that he fancied styles to die painfully in a moat in the town...
     
  7. albangura9

    albangura9 Squad Player

    One day, Dave decided to got to New Zealand to bungee jump, but his sister kept his passport in her knickers to pleasure herself with. Then Dave developed a plan which involved his sister passport, and his mums reaction was very disproportionate to the size of the television; so she rang Frank to organize an emu for the party. Franks reaction was "An Emu!?! I'm only guessing but isn't the poo party supposed to be in my pants?". Daves mum answered "Let me help take that emu and put is somewhere safe. Listen, I've told you, please help me up instead of poking me with a blunt stick. Or better still, we could use my favourite type of oversized inflatable bed." Dave jumped into the bed, inside the matress, only to discover that his mother was secretly a vegatarian. Disgusted, Dave told her that the adverts below clearly showed that vegetarianism is a kick in the meatballs. Frank heard that the playboy Al bangura was last seen heading towards Luton, where he had heard the local mayor had promised eleven brand new people to be allowed to dance while representing the fine traditions of old hub cap curling in Bovingdon market.Meanwhile the emu suddenly discovered that Rod Hull's Hand was still stuck up his big inflatable bed. Aidy Marriappa anticipated this would happen. Everyone thought humphrey had lost his large red striped straw which he stuck up his big......"Watch out, watch out, there's a Bookmakers Sandwich looking a lot like Nathan Ellingtons beard. 90 minutes later it was over.

    It wasn't really the vicar's fault Dave's sister had once considered endulging in some passport stealing. But unlocking the cave was another matter there was a very weird looking man and he punched Aidy because hes a tactical master of messing with the hoof.Also his subs where fooking shiite but Aidy thought they were very good, how dilusional. Meanwhile, back at dilusional Aidys place Aidy saw something which was very big and hairy like Danny Shittu's scrotal sack. Suddenly Nathan Ellington came to Aidy's house so shittu could tell him how much he wanted to suck on his crack pipe and eat some of Ellington's curry. Dave's sister joined in the festivities she sucked something that resembled a slightly used, brownish horrible stinking mess called Lloyd Doyley. Tommy Smith said that Daves emu was so fat and ugly because his father had a big hairy mole on his foot. Then Aidy farted and blamed Big Dan but Al bangura thought Ellington was the smelly phantom farter but Aidy said Whats for dinner?

    Ironically, the reason that Aidy had a chicken sandwich left over from Marks and Spencers was because a canuting canut scummer had executed the deli counter puff who had served a ***** fritter at room temperature .The Emu returned with clitoris cornpie served lovingly on spotted d.ick smothered in a garlic flavoured edible condom. Interestingly, this condom had already been involved in a sexual photo shoot featuring Paddy and Dribbling Dallas Debbie. The next day, Debbie's sex change was finally finished...

    Harroworn married Debbie, it only lasted 91 hours because PYA was jealous of Debbie's Marmalades, leading to the explosion outside his favourite football ground which was caused by boothroyd's fart of incompetance. Tactically, Aidy thought that a defender should always be brought on when losing the massive plot, but burkinshaw had warned Aidy about the effects of Mart Poom and his beautifull face. The bummage helicopter went straight past The Vic because the emu hijacked the helicopter by tickling Simpson's scrotum with an old canut silk worker's sewing machine. The stitch up caused Simpson's sac to enlarge and turn a bouncy castle on its head. Then Suddenly Simpson decided that he fancied styles to die painfully in a moat in the town of Albuquerque. Frank,
     
  8. DMR

    DMR Squad Player

    One day, Dave decided to got to New Zealand to bungee jump, but his sister kept his passport in her knickers to pleasure herself with. Then Dave developed a plan which involved his sister passport, and his mums reaction was very disproportionate to the size of the television; so she rang Frank to organize an emu for the party. Franks reaction was "An Emu!?! I'm only guessing but isn't the poo party supposed to be in my pants?". Daves mum answered "Let me help take that emu and put is somewhere safe. Listen, I've told you, please help me up instead of poking me with a blunt stick. Or better still, we could use my favourite type of oversized inflatable bed." Dave jumped into the bed, inside the matress, only to discover that his mother was secretly a vegatarian. Disgusted, Dave told her that the adverts below clearly showed that vegetarianism is a kick in the meatballs. Frank heard that the playboy Al bangura was last seen heading towards Luton, where he had heard the local mayor had promised eleven brand new people to be allowed to dance while representing the fine traditions of old hub cap curling in Bovingdon market.Meanwhile the emu suddenly discovered that Rod Hull's Hand was still stuck up his big inflatable bed. Aidy Marriappa anticipated this would happen. Everyone thought humphrey had lost his large red striped straw which he stuck up his big......"Watch out, watch out, there's a Bookmakers Sandwich looking a lot like Nathan Ellingtons beard. 90 minutes later it was over.

    It wasn't really the vicar's fault Dave's sister had once considered endulging in some passport stealing. But unlocking the cave was another matter there was a very weird looking man and he punched Aidy because hes a tactical master of messing with the hoof.Also his subs where fooking shiite but Aidy thought they were very good, how dilusional. Meanwhile, back at dilusional Aidys place Aidy saw something which was very big and hairy like Danny Shittu's scrotal sack. Suddenly Nathan Ellington came to Aidy's house so shittu could tell him how much he wanted to suck on his crack pipe and eat some of Ellington's curry. Dave's sister joined in the festivities she sucked something that resembled a slightly used, brownish horrible stinking mess called Lloyd Doyley. Tommy Smith said that Daves emu was so fat and ugly because his father had a big hairy mole on his foot. Then Aidy farted and blamed Big Dan but Al bangura thought Ellington was the smelly phantom farter but Aidy said Whats for dinner?

    Ironically, the reason that Aidy had a chicken sandwich left over from Marks and Spencers was because a canuting canut scummer had executed the deli counter puff who had served a ***** fritter at room temperature .The Emu returned with clitoris cornpie served lovingly on spotted d.ick smothered in a garlic flavoured edible condom. Interestingly, this condom had already been involved in a sexual photo shoot featuring Paddy and Dribbling Dallas Debbie. The next day, Debbie's sex change was finally finished...

    Harroworn married Debbie, it only lasted 91 hours because PYA was jealous of Debbie's Marmalades, leading to the explosion outside his favourite football ground which was caused by boothroyd's fart of incompetance. Tactically, Aidy thought that a defender should always be brought on when losing the massive plot, but burkinshaw had warned Aidy about the effects of Mart Poom and his beautifull face. The bummage helicopter went straight past The Vic because the emu hijacked the helicopter by tickling Simpson's scrotum with an old canut silk worker's sewing machine. The stitch up caused Simpson's sac to enlarge and turn a bouncy castle on its head. Then Suddenly Simpson decided that he fancied styles to die painfully in a moat in the town of Albuquerque. Frank, said that he
     
  9. ccwfc

    ccwfc Reservist

    One day, Dave decided to got to New Zealand to bungee jump, but his sister kept his passport in her knickers to pleasure herself with. Then Dave developed a plan which involved his sister passport, and his mums reaction was very disproportionate to the size of the television; so she rang Frank to organize an emu for the party. Franks reaction was "An Emu!?! I'm only guessing but isn't the poo party supposed to be in my pants?". Daves mum answered "Let me help take that emu and put is somewhere safe. Listen, I've told you, please help me up instead of poking me with a blunt stick. Or better still, we could use my favourite type of oversized inflatable bed." Dave jumped into the bed, inside the matress, only to discover that his mother was secretly a vegatarian. Disgusted, Dave told her that the adverts below clearly showed that vegetarianism is a kick in the meatballs. Frank heard that the playboy Al bangura was last seen heading towards Luton, where he had heard the local mayor had promised eleven brand new people to be allowed to dance while representing the fine traditions of old hub cap curling in Bovingdon market.Meanwhile the emu suddenly discovered that Rod Hull's Hand was still stuck up his big inflatable bed. Aidy Marriappa anticipated this would happen. Everyone thought humphrey had lost his large red striped straw which he stuck up his big......"Watch out, watch out, there's a Bookmakers Sandwich looking a lot like Nathan Ellingtons beard. 90 minutes later it was over.

    It wasn't really the vicar's fault Dave's sister had once considered endulging in some passport stealing. But unlocking the cave was another matter there was a very weird looking man and he punched Aidy because hes a tactical master of messing with the hoof.Also his subs where fooking shiite but Aidy thought they were very good, how dilusional. Meanwhile, back at dilusional Aidys place Aidy saw something which was very big and hairy like Danny Shittu's scrotal sack. Suddenly Nathan Ellington came to Aidy's house so shittu could tell him how much he wanted to suck on his crack pipe and eat some of Ellington's curry. Dave's sister joined in the festivities she sucked something that resembled a slightly used, brownish horrible stinking mess called Lloyd Doyley. Tommy Smith said that Daves emu was so fat and ugly because his father had a big hairy mole on his foot. Then Aidy farted and blamed Big Dan but Al bangura thought Ellington was the smelly phantom farter but Aidy said Whats for dinner?

    Ironically, the reason that Aidy had a chicken sandwich left over from Marks and Spencers was because a canuting canut scummer had executed the deli counter puff who had served a ***** fritter at room temperature .The Emu returned with clitoris cornpie served lovingly on spotted d.ick smothered in a garlic flavoured edible condom. Interestingly, this condom had already been involved in a sexual photo shoot featuring Paddy and Dribbling Dallas Debbie. The next day, Debbie's sex change was finally finished...

    Harroworn married Debbie, it only lasted 91 hours because PYA was jealous of Debbie's Marmalades, leading to the explosion outside his favourite football ground which was caused by boothroyd's fart of incompetance. Tactically, Aidy thought that a defender should always be brought on when losing the massive plot, but burkinshaw had warned Aidy about the effects of Mart Poom and his beautifull face. The bummage helicopter went straight past The Vic because the emu hijacked the helicopter by tickling Simpson's scrotum with an old canut silk worker's sewing machine. The stitch up caused Simpson's sac to enlarge and turn a bouncy castle on its head. Then Suddenly Simpson decided that he fancied styles to die painfully in a moat in the town of Albuquerque. Frank, said that he would love to..
     
  10. Evasive

    Evasive Requiescat in pace

    One day, Dave decided to got to New Zealand to bungee jump, but his sister kept his passport in her knickers to pleasure herself with. Then Dave developed a plan which involved his sister passport, and his mums reaction was very disproportionate to the size of the television; so she rang Frank to organize an emu for the party. Franks reaction was "An Emu!?! I'm only guessing but isn't the poo party supposed to be in my pants?". Daves mum answered "Let me help take that emu and put is somewhere safe. Listen, I've told you, please help me up instead of poking me with a blunt stick. Or better still, we could use my favourite type of oversized inflatable bed." Dave jumped into the bed, inside the matress, only to discover that his mother was secretly a vegatarian. Disgusted, Dave told her that the adverts below clearly showed that vegetarianism is a kick in the meatballs. Frank heard that the playboy Al bangura was last seen heading towards Luton, where he had heard the local mayor had promised eleven brand new people to be allowed to dance while representing the fine traditions of old hub cap curling in Bovingdon market.Meanwhile the emu suddenly discovered that Rod Hull's Hand was still stuck up his big inflatable bed. Aidy Marriappa anticipated this would happen. Everyone thought humphrey had lost his large red striped straw which he stuck up his big......"Watch out, watch out, there's a Bookmakers Sandwich looking a lot like Nathan Ellingtons beard. 90 minutes later it was over.

    It wasn't really the vicar's fault Dave's sister had once considered endulging in some passport stealing. But unlocking the cave was another matter there was a very weird looking man and he punched Aidy because hes a tactical master of messing with the hoof.Also his subs where fooking shiite but Aidy thought they were very good, how dilusional. Meanwhile, back at dilusional Aidys place Aidy saw something which was very big and hairy like Danny Shittu's scrotal sack. Suddenly Nathan Ellington came to Aidy's house so shittu could tell him how much he wanted to suck on his crack pipe and eat some of Ellington's curry. Dave's sister joined in the festivities she sucked something that resembled a slightly used, brownish horrible stinking mess called Lloyd Doyley. Tommy Smith said that Daves emu was so fat and ugly because his father had a big hairy mole on his foot. Then Aidy farted and blamed Big Dan but Al bangura thought Ellington was the smelly phantom farter but Aidy said Whats for dinner?

    Ironically, the reason that Aidy had a chicken sandwich left over from Marks and Spencers was because a canuting canut scummer had executed the deli counter puff who had served a ***** fritter at room temperature .The Emu returned with clitoris cornpie served lovingly on spotted d.ick smothered in a garlic flavoured edible condom. Interestingly, this condom had already been involved in a sexual photo shoot featuring Paddy and Dribbling Dallas Debbie. The next day, Debbie's sex change was finally finished...

    Harroworn married Debbie, it only lasted 91 hours because PYA was jealous of Debbie's Marmalades, leading to the explosion outside his favourite football ground which was caused by boothroyd's fart of incompetance. Tactically, Aidy thought that a defender should always be brought on when losing the massive plot, but burkinshaw had warned Aidy about the effects of Mart Poom and his beautifull face. The bummage helicopter went straight past The Vic because the emu hijacked the helicopter by tickling Simpson's scrotum with an old canut silk worker's sewing machine. The stitch up caused Simpson's sac to enlarge and turn a bouncy castle on its head. Then Suddenly Simpson decided that he fancied styles to die painfully in a moat in the town of Albuquerque. Frank, said that he would love to press the button
     
  11. albangura9

    albangura9 Squad Player

    One day, Dave decided to got to New Zealand to bungee jump, but his sister kept his passport in her knickers to pleasure herself with. Then Dave developed a plan which involved his sister passport, and his mums reaction was very disproportionate to the size of the television; so she rang Frank to organize an emu for the party. Franks reaction was "An Emu!?! I'm only guessing but isn't the poo party supposed to be in my pants?". Daves mum answered "Let me help take that emu and put is somewhere safe. Listen, I've told you, please help me up instead of poking me with a blunt stick. Or better still, we could use my favourite type of oversized inflatable bed." Dave jumped into the bed, inside the matress, only to discover that his mother was secretly a vegatarian. Disgusted, Dave told her that the adverts below clearly showed that vegetarianism is a kick in the meatballs. Frank heard that the playboy Al bangura was last seen heading towards Luton, where he had heard the local mayor had promised eleven brand new people to be allowed to dance while representing the fine traditions of old hub cap curling in Bovingdon market.Meanwhile the emu suddenly discovered that Rod Hull's Hand was still stuck up his big inflatable bed. Aidy Marriappa anticipated this would happen. Everyone thought humphrey had lost his large red striped straw which he stuck up his big......"Watch out, watch out, there's a Bookmakers Sandwich looking a lot like Nathan Ellingtons beard. 90 minutes later it was over.

    It wasn't really the vicar's fault Dave's sister had once considered endulging in some passport stealing. But unlocking the cave was another matter there was a very weird looking man and he punched Aidy because hes a tactical master of messing with the hoof.Also his subs where fooking shiite but Aidy thought they were very good, how dilusional. Meanwhile, back at dilusional Aidys place Aidy saw something which was very big and hairy like Danny Shittu's scrotal sack. Suddenly Nathan Ellington came to Aidy's house so shittu could tell him how much he wanted to suck on his crack pipe and eat some of Ellington's curry. Dave's sister joined in the festivities she sucked something that resembled a slightly used, brownish horrible stinking mess called Lloyd Doyley. Tommy Smith said that Daves emu was so fat and ugly because his father had a big hairy mole on his foot. Then Aidy farted and blamed Big Dan but Al bangura thought Ellington was the smelly phantom farter but Aidy said Whats for dinner?

    Ironically, the reason that Aidy had a chicken sandwich left over from Marks and Spencers was because a canuting canut scummer had executed the deli counter puff who had served a ***** fritter at room temperature .The Emu returned with clitoris cornpie served lovingly on spotted d.ick smothered in a garlic flavoured edible condom. Interestingly, this condom had already been involved in a sexual photo shoot featuring Paddy and Dribbling Dallas Debbie. The next day, Debbie's sex change was finally finished...

    Harroworn married Debbie, it only lasted 91 hours because PYA was jealous of Debbie's Marmalades, leading to the explosion outside his favourite football ground which was caused by boothroyd's fart of incompetance. Tactically, Aidy thought that a defender should always be brought on when losing the massive plot, but burkinshaw had warned Aidy about the effects of Mart Poom and his beautifull face. The bummage helicopter went straight past The Vic because the emu hijacked the helicopter by tickling Simpson's scrotum with an old canut silk worker's sewing machine. The stitch up caused Simpson's sac to enlarge and turn a bouncy castle on its head. Then Suddenly Simpson decided that he fancied styles to die painfully in a moat in the town of Albuquerque. Frank, said that he would love to press the button to initiate the
     
  12. The Voice of Reason

    The Voice of Reason First Team Captain

    One day, Dave decided to got to New Zealand to bungee jump, but his sister kept his passport in her knickers to pleasure herself with. Then Dave developed a plan which involved his sister passport, and his mums reaction was very disproportionate to the size of the television; so she rang Frank to organize an emu for the party. Franks reaction was "An Emu!?! I'm only guessing but isn't the poo party supposed to be in my pants?". Daves mum answered "Let me help take that emu and put is somewhere safe. Listen, I've told you, please help me up instead of poking me with a blunt stick. Or better still, we could use my favourite type of oversized inflatable bed." Dave jumped into the bed, inside the matress, only to discover that his mother was secretly a vegatarian. Disgusted, Dave told her that the adverts below clearly showed that vegetarianism is a kick in the meatballs. Frank heard that the playboy Al bangura was last seen heading towards Luton, where he had heard the local mayor had promised eleven brand new people to be allowed to dance while representing the fine traditions of old hub cap curling in Bovingdon market.Meanwhile the emu suddenly discovered that Rod Hull's Hand was still stuck up his big inflatable bed. Aidy Marriappa anticipated this would happen. Everyone thought humphrey had lost his large red striped straw which he stuck up his big......"Watch out, watch out, there's a Bookmakers Sandwich looking a lot like Nathan Ellingtons beard. 90 minutes later it was over.

    It wasn't really the vicar's fault Dave's sister had once considered endulging in some passport stealing. But unlocking the cave was another matter there was a very weird looking man and he punched Aidy because hes a tactical master of messing with the hoof.Also his subs where fooking shiite but Aidy thought they were very good, how dilusional. Meanwhile, back at dilusional Aidys place Aidy saw something which was very big and hairy like Danny Shittu's scrotal sack. Suddenly Nathan Ellington came to Aidy's house so shittu could tell him how much he wanted to suck on his crack pipe and eat some of Ellington's curry. Dave's sister joined in the festivities she sucked something that resembled a slightly used, brownish horrible stinking mess called Lloyd Doyley. Tommy Smith said that Daves emu was so fat and ugly because his father had a big hairy mole on his foot. Then Aidy farted and blamed Big Dan but Al bangura thought Ellington was the smelly phantom farter but Aidy said Whats for dinner?

    Ironically, the reason that Aidy had a chicken sandwich left over from Marks and Spencers was because a canuting canut scummer had executed the deli counter puff who had served a ***** fritter at room temperature .The Emu returned with clitoris cornpie served lovingly on spotted d.ick smothered in a garlic flavoured edible condom. Interestingly, this condom had already been involved in a sexual photo shoot featuring Paddy and Dribbling Dallas Debbie. The next day, Debbie's sex change was finally finished...

    Harroworn married Debbie, it only lasted 91 hours because PYA was jealous of Debbie's Marmalades, leading to the explosion outside his favourite football ground which was caused by boothroyd's fart of incompetance. Tactically, Aidy thought that a defender should always be brought on when losing the massive plot, but burkinshaw had warned Aidy about the effects of Mart Poom and his beautifull face. The bummage helicopter went straight past The Vic because the emu hijacked the helicopter by tickling Simpson's scrotum with an old canut silk worker's sewing machine. The stitch up caused Simpson's sac to enlarge and turn a bouncy castle on its head. Then Suddenly Simpson decided that he fancied styles to die painfully in a moat in the town of Albuquerque. Frank, said that he would love to press the button to initiate the execution of Styles
     
  13. merchandiseman41

    merchandiseman41 Reservist

    One day, Dave decided to got to New Zealand to bungee jump, but his sister kept his passport in her knickers to pleasure herself with. Then Dave developed a plan which involved his sister passport, and his mums reaction was very disproportionate to the size of the television; so she rang Frank to organize an emu for the party. Franks reaction was "An Emu!?! I'm only guessing but isn't the poo party supposed to be in my pants?". Daves mum answered "Let me help take that emu and put is somewhere safe. Listen, I've told you, please help me up instead of poking me with a blunt stick. Or better still, we could use my favourite type of oversized inflatable bed." Dave jumped into the bed, inside the matress, only to discover that his mother was secretly a vegatarian. Disgusted, Dave told her that the adverts below clearly showed that vegetarianism is a kick in the meatballs. Frank heard that the playboy Al bangura was last seen heading towards Luton, where he had heard the local mayor had promised eleven brand new people to be allowed to dance while representing the fine traditions of old hub cap curling in Bovingdon market.Meanwhile the emu suddenly discovered that Rod Hull's Hand was still stuck up his big inflatable bed. Aidy Marriappa anticipated this would happen. Everyone thought humphrey had lost his large red striped straw which he stuck up his big......"Watch out, watch out, there's a Bookmakers Sandwich looking a lot like Nathan Ellingtons beard. 90 minutes later it was over.

    It wasn't really the vicar's fault Dave's sister had once considered endulging in some passport stealing. But unlocking the cave was another matter there was a very weird looking man and he punched Aidy because hes a tactical master of messing with the hoof.Also his subs where fooking shiite but Aidy thought they were very good, how dilusional. Meanwhile, back at dilusional Aidys place Aidy saw something which was very big and hairy like Danny Shittu's scrotal sack. Suddenly Nathan Ellington came to Aidy's house so shittu could tell him how much he wanted to suck on his crack pipe and eat some of Ellington's curry. Dave's sister joined in the festivities she sucked something that resembled a slightly used, brownish horrible stinking mess called Lloyd Doyley. Tommy Smith said that Daves emu was so fat and ugly because his father had a big hairy mole on his foot. Then Aidy farted and blamed Big Dan but Al bangura thought Ellington was the smelly phantom farter but Aidy said Whats for dinner?

    Ironically, the reason that Aidy had a chicken sandwich left over from Marks and Spencers was because a canuting canut scummer had executed the deli counter puff who had served a ***** fritter at room temperature .The Emu returned with clitoris cornpie served lovingly on spotted d.ick smothered in a garlic flavoured edible condom. Interestingly, this condom had already been involved in a sexual photo shoot featuring Paddy and Dribbling Dallas Debbie. The next day, Debbie's sex change was finally finished...

    Harroworn married Debbie, it only lasted 91 hours because PYA was jealous of Debbie's Marmalades, leading to the explosion outside his favourite football ground which was caused by boothroyd's fart of incompetance. Tactically, Aidy thought that a defender should always be brought on when losing the massive plot, but burkinshaw had warned Aidy about the effects of Mart Poom and his beautifull face. The bummage helicopter went straight past The Vic because the emu hijacked the helicopter by tickling Simpson's scrotum with an old canut silk worker's sewing machine. The stitch up caused Simpson's sac to enlarge and turn a bouncy castle on its head. Then Suddenly Simpson decided that he fancied styles to die painfully in a moat in the town of Albuquerque. Frank, said that he would love to press the button to initiate the execution of Styles because Rennie couldnt
     
  14. albangura9

    albangura9 Squad Player

    One day, Dave decided to got to New Zealand to bungee jump, but his sister kept his passport in her knickers to pleasure herself with. Then Dave developed a plan which involved his sister passport, and his mums reaction was very disproportionate to the size of the television; so she rang Frank to organize an emu for the party. Franks reaction was "An Emu!?! I'm only guessing but isn't the poo party supposed to be in my pants?". Daves mum answered "Let me help take that emu and put is somewhere safe. Listen, I've told you, please help me up instead of poking me with a blunt stick. Or better still, we could use my favourite type of oversized inflatable bed." Dave jumped into the bed, inside the matress, only to discover that his mother was secretly a vegatarian. Disgusted, Dave told her that the adverts below clearly showed that vegetarianism is a kick in the meatballs. Frank heard that the playboy Al bangura was last seen heading towards Luton, where he had heard the local mayor had promised eleven brand new people to be allowed to dance while representing the fine traditions of old hub cap curling in Bovingdon market.Meanwhile the emu suddenly discovered that Rod Hull's Hand was still stuck up his big inflatable bed. Aidy Marriappa anticipated this would happen. Everyone thought humphrey had lost his large red striped straw which he stuck up his big......"Watch out, watch out, there's a Bookmakers Sandwich looking a lot like Nathan Ellingtons beard. 90 minutes later it was over.

    It wasn't really the vicar's fault Dave's sister had once considered endulging in some passport stealing. But unlocking the cave was another matter there was a very weird looking man and he punched Aidy because hes a tactical master of messing with the hoof.Also his subs where fooking shiite but Aidy thought they were very good, how dilusional. Meanwhile, back at dilusional Aidys place Aidy saw something which was very big and hairy like Danny Shittu's scrotal sack. Suddenly Nathan Ellington came to Aidy's house so shittu could tell him how much he wanted to suck on his crack pipe and eat some of Ellington's curry. Dave's sister joined in the festivities she sucked something that resembled a slightly used, brownish horrible stinking mess called Lloyd Doyley. Tommy Smith said that Daves emu was so fat and ugly because his father had a big hairy mole on his foot. Then Aidy farted and blamed Big Dan but Al bangura thought Ellington was the smelly phantom farter but Aidy said Whats for dinner?

    Ironically, the reason that Aidy had a chicken sandwich left over from Marks and Spencers was because a canuting canut scummer had executed the deli counter puff who had served a ***** fritter at room temperature .The Emu returned with clitoris cornpie served lovingly on spotted d.ick smothered in a garlic flavoured edible condom. Interestingly, this condom had already been involved in a sexual photo shoot featuring Paddy and Dribbling Dallas Debbie. The next day, Debbie's sex change was finally finished...

    Harroworn married Debbie, it only lasted 91 hours because PYA was jealous of Debbie's Marmalades, leading to the explosion outside his favourite football ground which was caused by boothroyd's fart of incompetance. Tactically, Aidy thought that a defender should always be brought on when losing the massive plot, but burkinshaw had warned Aidy about the effects of Mart Poom and his beautifull face. The bummage helicopter went straight past The Vic because the emu hijacked the helicopter by tickling Simpson's scrotum with an old canut silk worker's sewing machine. The stitch up caused Simpson's sac to enlarge and turn a bouncy castle on its head. Then Suddenly Simpson decided that he fancied styles to die painfully in a moat in the town of Albuquerque. Frank, said that he would love to press the button to initiate the execution of Styles because Rennie couldnt be bothered to
     
  15. DMR

    DMR Squad Player

    One day, Dave decided to got to New Zealand to bungee jump, but his sister kept his passport in her knickers to pleasure herself with. Then Dave developed a plan which involved his sister passport, and his mums reaction was very disproportionate to the size of the television; so she rang Frank to organize an emu for the party. Franks reaction was "An Emu!?! I'm only guessing but isn't the poo party supposed to be in my pants?". Daves mum answered "Let me help take that emu and put is somewhere safe. Listen, I've told you, please help me up instead of poking me with a blunt stick. Or better still, we could use my favourite type of jizz oversized inflatable bed." Dave jumped into the bed, inside the matress, only to discover that his mother was secretly a vegatarian. Disgusted, Dave told her that the adverts below clearly showed that vegetarianism is a kick in the meatballs. Frank heard that the playboy Al bangura was last seen heading towards Luton, where he had heard the local mayor had promised eleven brand new people to be allowed to dance while representing the fine traditions of old hub cap curling in Bovingdon market.Meanwhile the emu suddenly discovered that Rod Hull's Hand was still stuck up his big inflatable bed. Aidy Marriappa anticipated this would happen. Everyone thought humphrey had lost his large red striped straw which he stuck up his big......"Watch out, watch out, there's a Bookmakers Sandwich looking a lot like Nathan Ellingtons beard. 90 minutes later it was over.

    It wasn't really the vicar's fault Dave's sister had once considered endulging in some passport stealing. But unlocking the cave was another matter there was a very weird looking man and he punched Aidy because hes a tactical master of messing with the hoof.Also his subs where fooking shiite but Aidy thought they were very good, how dilusional. Meanwhile, back at dilusional Aidys place Aidy saw something which was very big and hairy like Danny Shittu's scrotal sack. Suddenly Nathan Ellington came to Aidy's house so shittu could tell him how much he wanted to suck on his crack pipe and eat some of Ellington's curry. Dave's sister joined in the festivities she sucked something that resembled a slightly used, brownish horrible stinking mess called Lloyd Doyley. Tommy Smith said that Daves emu was so fat and ugly because his father had a big hairy mole on his foot. Then Aidy farted and blamed Big Dan but Al bangura thought Ellington was the smelly phantom farter but Aidy said Whats for dinner?

    Ironically, the reason that Aidy had a chicken sandwich left over from Marks and Spencers was because a canuting canut scummer had executed the deli counter puff who had served a ***** fritter at room temperature .The Emu returned with clitoris cornpie served lovingly on spotted d.ick smothered in a garlic flavoured edible condom. Interestingly, this condom had already been involved in a sexual photo shoot featuring Paddy and Dribbling Dallas Debbie. The next day, Debbie's sex change was finally finished...

    Harroworn married Debbie, it only lasted 91 hours because PYA was jealous of Debbie's Marmalades, leading to the explosion outside his favourite football ground which was caused by boothroyd's fart of incompetance. Tactically, Aidy thought that a defender should always be brought on when losing the massive plot, but burkinshaw had warned Aidy about the effects of Mart Poom and his beautifull face. The bummage helicopter went straight past The Vic because the emu hijacked the helicopter by tickling Simpson's scrotum with an old canut silk worker's sewing machine. The stitch up caused Simpson's sac to enlarge and turn a bouncy castle on its head. Then Suddenly Simpson decided that he fancied styles to die painfully in a moat in the town of Albuquerque. Frank, said that he would love to press the button to initiate the execution of Styles because Rennie couldnt be bothered to. Styles sadley survived
     
  16. The Voice of Reason

    The Voice of Reason First Team Captain

    One day, Dave decided to got to New Zealand to bungee jump, but his sister kept his passport in her knickers to pleasure herself with. Then Dave developed a plan which involved his sister passport, and his mums reaction was very disproportionate to the size of the television; so she rang Frank to organize an emu for the party. Franks reaction was "An Emu!?! I'm only guessing but isn't the poo party supposed to be in my pants?". Daves mum answered "Let me help take that emu and put is somewhere safe. Listen, I've told you, please help me up instead of poking me with a blunt stick. Or better still, we could use my favourite type of jizz oversized inflatable bed." Dave jumped into the bed, inside the matress, only to discover that his mother was secretly a vegatarian. Disgusted, Dave told her that the adverts below clearly showed that vegetarianism is a kick in the meatballs. Frank heard that the playboy Al bangura was last seen heading towards Luton, where he had heard the local mayor had promised eleven brand new people to be allowed to dance while representing the fine traditions of old hub cap curling in Bovingdon market.Meanwhile the emu suddenly discovered that Rod Hull's Hand was still stuck up his big inflatable bed. Aidy Marriappa anticipated this would happen. Everyone thought humphrey had lost his large red striped straw which he stuck up his big......"Watch out, watch out, there's a Bookmakers Sandwich looking a lot like Nathan Ellingtons beard. 90 minutes later it was over.

    It wasn't really the vicar's fault Dave's sister had once considered endulging in some passport stealing. But unlocking the cave was another matter there was a very weird looking man and he punched Aidy because hes a tactical master of messing with the hoof.Also his subs where fooking shiite but Aidy thought they were very good, how dilusional. Meanwhile, back at dilusional Aidys place Aidy saw something which was very big and hairy like Danny Shittu's scrotal sack. Suddenly Nathan Ellington came to Aidy's house so shittu could tell him how much he wanted to suck on his crack pipe and eat some of Ellington's curry. Dave's sister joined in the festivities she sucked something that resembled a slightly used, brownish horrible stinking mess called Lloyd Doyley. Tommy Smith said that Daves emu was so fat and ugly because his father had a big hairy mole on his foot. Then Aidy farted and blamed Big Dan but Al bangura thought Ellington was the smelly phantom farter but Aidy said Whats for dinner?

    Ironically, the reason that Aidy had a chicken sandwich left over from Marks and Spencers was because a canuting canut scummer had executed the deli counter puff who had served a ***** fritter at room temperature .The Emu returned with clitoris cornpie served lovingly on spotted d.ick smothered in a garlic flavoured edible condom. Interestingly, this condom had already been involved in a sexual photo shoot featuring Paddy and Dribbling Dallas Debbie. The next day, Debbie's sex change was finally finished...

    Harroworn married Debbie, it only lasted 91 hours because PYA was jealous of Debbie's Marmalades, leading to the explosion outside his favourite football ground which was caused by boothroyd's fart of incompetance. Tactically, Aidy thought that a defender should always be brought on when losing the massive plot, but burkinshaw had warned Aidy about the effects of Mart Poom and his beautifull face. The bummage helicopter went straight past The Vic because the emu hijacked the helicopter by tickling Simpson's scrotum with an old canut silk worker's sewing machine. The stitch up caused Simpson's sac to enlarge and turn a bouncy castle on its head. Then Suddenly Simpson decided that he fancied styles to die painfully in a moat in the town of Albuquerque. Frank, said that he would love to press the button to initiate the execution of Styles because Rennie couldnt be bothered to. Styles sadley survived, because Darious missed
     
  17. DMR

    DMR Squad Player

    One day, Dave decided to got to New Zealand to bungee jump, but his sister kept his passport in her knickers to pleasure herself with. Then Dave developed a plan which involved his sister passport, and his mums reaction was very disproportionate to the size of the television; so she rang Frank to organize an emu for the party. Franks reaction was "An Emu!?! I'm only guessing but isn't the poo party supposed to be in my pants?". Daves mum answered "Let me help take that emu and put is somewhere safe. Listen, I've told you, please help me up instead of poking me with a blunt stick. Or better still, we could use my favourite type of jizz oversized inflatable bed." Dave jumped into the bed, inside the matress, only to discover that his mother was secretly a vegatarian. Disgusted, Dave told her that the adverts below clearly showed that vegetarianism is a kick in the meatballs. Frank heard that the playboy Al bangura was last seen heading towards Luton, where he had heard the local mayor had promised eleven brand new people to be allowed to dance while representing the fine traditions of old hub cap curling in Bovingdon market.Meanwhile the emu suddenly discovered that Rod Hull's Hand was still stuck up his big inflatable bed. Aidy Marriappa anticipated this would happen. Everyone thought humphrey had lost his large red striped straw which he stuck up his big......"Watch out, watch out, there's a Bookmakers Sandwich looking a lot like Nathan Ellingtons beard. 90 minutes later it was over.

    It wasn't really the vicar's fault Dave's sister had once considered endulging in some passport stealing. But unlocking the cave was another matter there was a very weird looking man and he punched Aidy because hes a tactical master of messing with the hoof.Also his subs where fooking shiite but Aidy thought they were very good, how dilusional. Meanwhile, back at dilusional Aidys place Aidy saw something which was very big and hairy like Danny Shittu's scrotal sack. Suddenly Nathan Ellington came to Aidy's house so shittu could tell him how much he wanted to suck on his crack pipe and eat some of Ellington's curry. Dave's sister joined in the festivities she sucked something that resembled a slightly used, brownish horrible stinking mess called Lloyd Doyley. Tommy Smith said that Daves emu was so fat and ugly because his father had a big hairy mole on his foot. Then Aidy farted and blamed Big Dan but Al bangura thought Ellington was the smelly phantom farter but Aidy said Whats for dinner?

    Ironically, the reason that Aidy had a chicken sandwich left over from Marks and Spencers was because a canuting canut scummer had executed the deli counter puff who had served a ***** fritter at room temperature .The Emu returned with clitoris cornpie served lovingly on spotted d.ick smothered in a garlic flavoured edible condom. Interestingly, this condom had already been involved in a sexual photo shoot featuring Paddy and Dribbling Dallas Debbie. The next day, Debbie's sex change was finally finished...

    Harroworn married Debbie, it only lasted 91 hours because PYA was jealous of Debbie's Marmalades, leading to the explosion outside his favourite football ground which was caused by boothroyd's fart of incompetance. Tactically, Aidy thought that a defender should always be brought on when losing the massive plot, but burkinshaw had warned Aidy about the effects of Mart Poom and his beautifull face. The bummage helicopter went straight past The Vic because the emu hijacked the helicopter by tickling Simpson's scrotum with an old canut silk worker's sewing machine. The stitch up caused Simpson's sac to enlarge and turn a bouncy castle on its head. Then Suddenly Simpson decided that he fancied styles to die painfully in a moat in the town of Albuquerque. Frank, said that he would love to press the button to initiate the execution of Styles because Rennie couldnt be bothered to. Styles sadley survived, because Darious missed the target again.[/B]
     
  18. Defunct

    Defunct First Team

    One day, Dave decided to got to New Zealand to bungee jump, but his sister kept his passport in her knickers to pleasure herself with. Then Dave developed a plan which involved his sister passport, and his mums reaction was very disproportionate to the size of the television; so she rang Frank to organize an emu for the party. Franks reaction was "An Emu!?! I'm only guessing but isn't the poo party supposed to be in my pants?". Daves mum answered "Let me help take that emu and put is somewhere safe. Listen, I've told you, please help me up instead of poking me with a blunt stick. Or better still, we could use my favourite type of jizz oversized inflatable bed." Dave jumped into the bed, inside the matress, only to discover that his mother was secretly a vegatarian. Disgusted, Dave told her that the adverts below clearly showed that vegetarianism is a kick in the meatballs. Frank heard that the playboy Al bangura was last seen heading towards Luton, where he had heard the local mayor had promised eleven brand new people to be allowed to dance while representing the fine traditions of old hub cap curling in Bovingdon market.Meanwhile the emu suddenly discovered that Rod Hull's Hand was still stuck up his big inflatable bed. Aidy Marriappa anticipated this would happen. Everyone thought humphrey had lost his large red striped straw which he stuck up his big......"Watch out, watch out, there's a Bookmakers Sandwich looking a lot like Nathan Ellingtons beard. 90 minutes later it was over.

    It wasn't really the vicar's fault Dave's sister had once considered endulging in some passport stealing. But unlocking the cave was another matter there was a very weird looking man and he punched Aidy because hes a tactical master of messing with the hoof.Also his subs where fooking shiite but Aidy thought they were very good, how dilusional. Meanwhile, back at dilusional Aidys place Aidy saw something which was very big and hairy like Danny Shittu's scrotal sack. Suddenly Nathan Ellington came to Aidy's house so shittu could tell him how much he wanted to suck on his crack pipe and eat some of Ellington's curry. Dave's sister joined in the festivities she sucked something that resembled a slightly used, brownish horrible stinking mess called Lloyd Doyley. Tommy Smith said that Daves emu was so fat and ugly because his father had a big hairy mole on his foot. Then Aidy farted and blamed Big Dan but Al bangura thought Ellington was the smelly phantom farter but Aidy said Whats for dinner?

    Ironically, the reason that Aidy had a chicken sandwich left over from Marks and Spencers was because a canuting canut scummer had executed the deli counter puff who had served a ***** fritter at room temperature .The Emu returned with clitoris cornpie served lovingly on spotted d.ick smothered in a garlic flavoured edible condom. Interestingly, this condom had already been involved in a sexual photo shoot featuring Paddy and Dribbling Dallas Debbie. The next day, Debbie's sex change was finally finished...

    Harroworn married Debbie, it only lasted 91 hours because PYA was jealous of Debbie's Marmalades, leading to the explosion outside his favourite football ground which was caused by boothroyd's fart of incompetance. Tactically, Aidy thought that a defender should always be brought on when losing the massive plot, but burkinshaw had warned Aidy about the effects of Mart Poom and his beautifull face. The bummage helicopter went straight past The Vic because the emu hijacked the helicopter by tickling Simpson's scrotum with an old canut silk worker's sewing machine. The stitch up caused Simpson's sac to enlarge and turn a bouncy castle on its head. Then Suddenly Simpson decided that he fancied styles to die painfully in a moat in the town of Albuquerque. Frank, said that he would love to press the button to initiate the execution of Styles because Rennie couldnt be bothered to. Styles sadley survived, because Darious missed the target again.

    Three days later
     
  19. crofton36

    crofton36 First Year Pro

    bulimic John Prescott
     
  20. DMR

    DMR Squad Player

    One day, Dave decided to got to New Zealand to bungee jump, but his sister kept his passport in her knickers to pleasure herself with. Then Dave developed a plan which involved his sister passport, and his mums reaction was very disproportionate to the size of the television; so she rang Frank to organize an emu for the party. Franks reaction was "An Emu!?! I'm only guessing but isn't the poo party supposed to be in my pants?". Daves mum answered "Let me help take that emu and put is somewhere safe. Listen, I've told you, please help me up instead of poking me with a blunt stick. Or better still, we could use my favourite type of jizz oversized inflatable bed." Dave jumped into the bed, inside the matress, only to discover that his mother was secretly a vegatarian. Disgusted, Dave told her that the adverts below clearly showed that vegetarianism is a kick in the meatballs. Frank heard that the playboy Al bangura was last seen heading towards Luton, where he had heard the local mayor had promised eleven brand new people to be allowed to dance while representing the fine traditions of old hub cap curling in Bovingdon market.Meanwhile the emu suddenly discovered that Rod Hull's Hand was still stuck up his big inflatable bed. Aidy Marriappa anticipated this would happen. Everyone thought humphrey had lost his large red striped straw which he stuck up his big......"Watch out, watch out, there's a Bookmakers Sandwich looking a lot like Nathan Ellingtons beard. 90 minutes later it was over.

    It wasn't really the vicar's fault Dave's sister had once considered endulging in some passport stealing. But unlocking the cave was another matter there was a very weird looking man and he punched Aidy because hes a tactical master of messing with the hoof.Also his subs where fooking shiite but Aidy thought they were very good, how dilusional. Meanwhile, back at dilusional Aidys place Aidy saw something which was very big and hairy like Danny Shittu's scrotal sack. Suddenly Nathan Ellington came to Aidy's house so shittu could tell him how much he wanted to suck on his crack pipe and eat some of Ellington's curry. Dave's sister joined in the festivities she sucked something that resembled a slightly used, brownish horrible stinking mess called Lloyd Doyley. Tommy Smith said that Daves emu was so fat and ugly because his father had a big hairy mole on his foot. Then Aidy farted and blamed Big Dan but Al bangura thought Ellington was the smelly phantom farter but Aidy said Whats for dinner?

    Ironically, the reason that Aidy had a chicken sandwich left over from Marks and Spencers was because a canuting canut scummer had executed the deli counter puff who had served a ***** fritter at room temperature .The Emu returned with clitoris cornpie served lovingly on spotted d.ick smothered in a garlic flavoured edible condom. Interestingly, this condom had already been involved in a sexual photo shoot featuring Paddy and Dribbling Dallas Debbie. The next day, Debbie's sex change was finally finished...

    Harroworn married Debbie, it only lasted 91 hours because PYA was jealous of Debbie's Marmalades, leading to the explosion outside his favourite football ground which was caused by boothroyd's fart of incompetance. Tactically, Aidy thought that a defender should always be brought on when losing the massive plot, but burkinshaw had warned Aidy about the effects of Mart Poom and his beautifull face. The bummage helicopter went straight past The Vic because the emu hijacked the helicopter by tickling Simpson's scrotum with an old canut silk worker's sewing machine. The stitch up caused Simpson's sac to enlarge and turn a bouncy castle on its head. Then Suddenly Simpson decided that he fancied styles to die painfully in a moat in the town of Albuquerque. Frank, said that he would love to press the button to initiate the execution of Styles because Rennie couldnt be bothered to. Styles sadley survived, because Darious missed the target again.

    Three days later bulimic John Prescott joined Watford because
     
  21. PotGuy

    PotGuy Forum Fetishist

    One day, Dave decided to got to New Zealand to bungee jump, but his sister kept his passport in her knickers to pleasure herself with. Then Dave developed a plan which involved his sister passport, and his mums reaction was very disproportionate to the size of the television; so she rang Frank to organize an emu for the party. Franks reaction was "An Emu!?! I'm only guessing but isn't the poo party supposed to be in my pants?". Daves mum answered "Let me help take that emu and put is somewhere safe. Listen, I've told you, please help me up instead of poking me with a blunt stick. Or better still, we could use my favourite type of jizz oversized inflatable bed." Dave jumped into the bed, inside the matress, only to discover that his mother was secretly a vegatarian. Disgusted, Dave told her that the adverts below clearly showed that vegetarianism is a kick in the meatballs. Frank heard that the playboy Al bangura was last seen heading towards Luton, where he had heard the local mayor had promised eleven brand new people to be allowed to dance while representing the fine traditions of old hub cap curling in Bovingdon market.Meanwhile the emu suddenly discovered that Rod Hull's Hand was still stuck up his big inflatable bed. Aidy Marriappa anticipated this would happen. Everyone thought humphrey had lost his large red striped straw which he stuck up his big......"Watch out, watch out, there's a Bookmakers Sandwich looking a lot like Nathan Ellingtons beard. 90 minutes later it was over.

    It wasn't really the vicar's fault Dave's sister had once considered endulging in some passport stealing. But unlocking the cave was another matter there was a very weird looking man and he punched Aidy because hes a tactical master of messing with the hoof.Also his subs where fooking shiite but Aidy thought they were very good, how dilusional. Meanwhile, back at dilusional Aidys place Aidy saw something which was very big and hairy like Danny Shittu's scrotal sack. Suddenly Nathan Ellington came to Aidy's house so shittu could tell him how much he wanted to suck on his crack pipe and eat some of Ellington's curry. Dave's sister joined in the festivities she sucked something that resembled a slightly used, brownish horrible stinking mess called Lloyd Doyley. Tommy Smith said that Daves emu was so fat and ugly because his father had a big hairy mole on his foot. Then Aidy farted and blamed Big Dan but Al bangura thought Ellington was the smelly phantom farter but Aidy said Whats for dinner?

    Ironically, the reason that Aidy had a chicken sandwich left over from Marks and Spencers was because a canuting canut scummer had executed the deli counter puff who had served a ***** fritter at room temperature .The Emu returned with clitoris cornpie served lovingly on spotted d.ick smothered in a garlic flavoured edible condom. Interestingly, this condom had already been involved in a sexual photo shoot featuring Paddy and Dribbling Dallas Debbie. The next day, Debbie's sex change was finally finished...

    Harroworn married Debbie, it only lasted 91 hours because PYA was jealous of Debbie's Marmalades, leading to the explosion outside his favourite football ground which was caused by boothroyd's fart of incompetance. Tactically, Aidy thought that a defender should always be brought on when losing the massive plot, but burkinshaw had warned Aidy about the effects of Mart Poom and his beautifull face. The bummage helicopter went straight past The Vic because the emu hijacked the helicopter by tickling Simpson's scrotum with an old canut silk worker's sewing machine. The stitch up caused Simpson's sac to enlarge and turn a bouncy castle on its head. Then Suddenly Simpson decided that he fancied styles to die painfully in a moat in the town of Albuquerque. Frank, said that he would love to press the button to initiate the execution of Styles because Rennie couldnt be bothered to. Styles sadley survived, because Darious missed the target again.

    Three days later bulimic John Prescott joined Watford because his fitness was
     
  22. Harrow Orn

    Harrow Orn Squad Player

    One day, Dave decided to got to New Zealand to bungee jump, but his sister kept his passport in her knickers to pleasure herself with. Then Dave developed a plan which involved his sister passport, and his mums reaction was very disproportionate to the size of the television; so she rang Frank to organize an emu for the party. Franks reaction was "An Emu!?! I'm only guessing but isn't the poo party supposed to be in my pants?". Daves mum answered "Let me help take that emu and put is somewhere safe. Listen, I've told you, please help me up instead of poking me with a blunt stick. Or better still, we could use my favourite type of jizz oversized inflatable bed." Dave jumped into the bed, inside the matress, only to discover that his mother was secretly a vegatarian. Disgusted, Dave told her that the adverts below clearly showed that vegetarianism is a kick in the meatballs. Frank heard that the playboy Al bangura was last seen heading towards Luton, where he had heard the local mayor had promised eleven brand new people to be allowed to dance while representing the fine traditions of old hub cap curling in Bovingdon market.Meanwhile the emu suddenly discovered that Rod Hull's Hand was still stuck up his big inflatable bed. Aidy Marriappa anticipated this would happen. Everyone thought humphrey had lost his large red striped straw which he stuck up his big......"Watch out, watch out, there's a Bookmakers Sandwich looking a lot like Nathan Ellingtons beard. 90 minutes later it was over.

    It wasn't really the vicar's fault Dave's sister had once considered endulging in some passport stealing. But unlocking the cave was another matter there was a very weird looking man and he punched Aidy because hes a tactical master of messing with the hoof.Also his subs where fooking shiite but Aidy thought they were very good, how dilusional. Meanwhile, back at dilusional Aidys place Aidy saw something which was very big and hairy like Danny Shittu's scrotal sack. Suddenly Nathan Ellington came to Aidy's house so shittu could tell him how much he wanted to suck on his crack pipe and eat some of Ellington's curry. Dave's sister joined in the festivities she sucked something that resembled a slightly used, brownish horrible stinking mess called Lloyd Doyley. Tommy Smith said that Daves emu was so fat and ugly because his father had a big hairy mole on his foot. Then Aidy farted and blamed Big Dan but Al bangura thought Ellington was the smelly phantom farter but Aidy said Whats for dinner?

    Ironically, the reason that Aidy had a chicken sandwich left over from Marks and Spencers was because a canuting canut scummer had executed the deli counter puff who had served a ***** fritter at room temperature .The Emu returned with clitoris cornpie served lovingly on spotted d.ick smothered in a garlic flavoured edible condom. Interestingly, this condom had already been involved in a sexual photo shoot featuring Paddy and Dribbling Dallas Debbie. The next day, Debbie's sex change was finally finished...

    Harroworn married Debbie, it only lasted 91 hours because PYA was jealous of Debbie's Marmalades, leading to the explosion outside his favourite football ground which was caused by boothroyd's fart of incompetance. Tactically, Aidy thought that a defender should always be brought on when losing the massive plot, but burkinshaw had warned Aidy about the effects of Mart Poom and his beautifull face. The bummage helicopter went straight past The Vic because the emu hijacked the helicopter by tickling Simpson's scrotum with an old canut silk worker's sewing machine. The stitch up caused Simpson's sac to enlarge and turn a bouncy castle on its head. Then Suddenly Simpson decided that he fancied styles to die painfully in a moat in the town of Albuquerque. Frank, said that he would love to press the button to initiate the execution of Styles because Rennie couldnt be bothered to. Styles sadley survived, because Darious missed the target again.

    Three days later bulimic John Prescott joined Watford because his fitness was much better than
     
  23. merchandiseman41

    merchandiseman41 Reservist

    One day, Dave decided to got to New Zealand to bungee jump, but his sister kept his passport in her knickers to pleasure herself with. Then Dave developed a plan which involved his sister passport, and his mums reaction was very disproportionate to the size of the television; so she rang Frank to organize an emu for the party. Franks reaction was "An Emu!?! I'm only guessing but isn't the poo party supposed to be in my pants?". Daves mum answered "Let me help take that emu and put is somewhere safe. Listen, I've told you, please help me up instead of poking me with a blunt stick. Or better still, we could use my favourite type of jizz oversized inflatable bed." Dave jumped into the bed, inside the matress, only to discover that his mother was secretly a vegatarian. Disgusted, Dave told her that the adverts below clearly showed that vegetarianism is a kick in the meatballs. Frank heard that the playboy Al bangura was last seen heading towards Luton, where he had heard the local mayor had promised eleven brand new people to be allowed to dance while representing the fine traditions of old hub cap curling in Bovingdon market.Meanwhile the emu suddenly discovered that Rod Hull's Hand was still stuck up his big inflatable bed. Aidy Marriappa anticipated this would happen. Everyone thought humphrey had lost his large red striped straw which he stuck up his big......"Watch out, watch out, there's a Bookmakers Sandwich looking a lot like Nathan Ellingtons beard. 90 minutes later it was over.

    It wasn't really the vicar's fault Dave's sister had once considered endulging in some passport stealing. But unlocking the cave was another matter there was a very weird looking man and he punched Aidy because hes a tactical master of messing with the hoof.Also his subs where fooking shiite but Aidy thought they were very good, how dilusional. Meanwhile, back at dilusional Aidys place Aidy saw something which was very big and hairy like Danny Shittu's scrotal sack. Suddenly Nathan Ellington came to Aidy's house so shittu could tell him how much he wanted to suck on his crack pipe and eat some of Ellington's curry. Dave's sister joined in the festivities she sucked something that resembled a slightly used, brownish horrible stinking mess called Lloyd Doyley. Tommy Smith said that Daves emu was so fat and ugly because his father had a big hairy mole on his foot. Then Aidy farted and blamed Big Dan but Al bangura thought Ellington was the smelly phantom farter but Aidy said Whats for dinner?

    Ironically, the reason that Aidy had a chicken sandwich left over from Marks and Spencers was because a canuting canut scummer had executed the deli counter puff who had served a ***** fritter at room temperature .The Emu returned with clitoris cornpie served lovingly on spotted d.ick smothered in a garlic flavoured edible condom. Interestingly, this condom had already been involved in a sexual photo shoot featuring Paddy and Dribbling Dallas Debbie. The next day, Debbie's sex change was finally finished...

    Harroworn married Debbie, it only lasted 91 hours because PYA was jealous of Debbie's Marmalades, leading to the explosion outside his favourite football ground which was caused by boothroyd's fart of incompetance. Tactically, Aidy thought that a defender should always be brought on when losing the massive plot, but burkinshaw had warned Aidy about the effects of Mart Poom and his beautifull face. The bummage helicopter went straight past The Vic because the emu hijacked the helicopter by tickling Simpson's scrotum with an old canut silk worker's sewing machine. The stitch up caused Simpson's sac to enlarge and turn a bouncy castle on its head. Then Suddenly Simpson decided that he fancied styles to die painfully in a moat in the town of Albuquerque. Frank, said that he would love to press the button to initiate the execution of Styles because Rennie couldnt be bothered to. Styles sadley survived, because Darious missed the target again.

    Three days later bulimic John Prescott joined Watford because his fitness was much better than this seasons football
     
  24. Harrow Orn

    Harrow Orn Squad Player

    One day, Dave decided to got to New Zealand to bungee jump, but his sister kept his passport in her knickers to pleasure herself with. Then Dave developed a plan which involved his sister passport, and his mums reaction was very disproportionate to the size of the television; so she rang Frank to organize an emu for the party. Franks reaction was "An Emu!?! I'm only guessing but isn't the poo party supposed to be in my pants?". Daves mum answered "Let me help take that emu and put is somewhere safe. Listen, I've told you, please help me up instead of poking me with a blunt stick. Or better still, we could use my favourite type of jizz oversized inflatable bed." Dave jumped into the bed, inside the matress, only to discover that his mother was secretly a vegatarian. Disgusted, Dave told her that the adverts below clearly showed that vegetarianism is a kick in the meatballs. Frank heard that the playboy Al bangura was last seen heading towards Luton, where he had heard the local mayor had promised eleven brand new people to be allowed to dance while representing the fine traditions of old hub cap curling in Bovingdon market.Meanwhile the emu suddenly discovered that Rod Hull's Hand was still stuck up his big inflatable bed. Aidy Marriappa anticipated this would happen. Everyone thought humphrey had lost his large red striped straw which he stuck up his big......"Watch out, watch out, there's a Bookmakers Sandwich looking a lot like Nathan Ellingtons beard. 90 minutes later it was over.

    It wasn't really the vicar's fault Dave's sister had once considered endulging in some passport stealing. But unlocking the cave was another matter there was a very weird looking man and he punched Aidy because hes a tactical master of messing with the hoof.Also his subs where fooking shiite but Aidy thought they were very good, how dilusional. Meanwhile, back at dilusional Aidys place Aidy saw something which was very big and hairy like Danny Shittu's scrotal sack. Suddenly Nathan Ellington came to Aidy's house so shittu could tell him how much he wanted to suck on his crack pipe and eat some of Ellington's curry. Dave's sister joined in the festivities she sucked something that resembled a slightly used, brownish horrible stinking mess called Lloyd Doyley. Tommy Smith said that Daves emu was so fat and ugly because his father had a big hairy mole on his foot. Then Aidy farted and blamed Big Dan but Al bangura thought Ellington was the smelly phantom farter but Aidy said Whats for dinner?

    Ironically, the reason that Aidy had a chicken sandwich left over from Marks and Spencers was because a canuting canut scummer had executed the deli counter puff who had served a ***** fritter at room temperature .The Emu returned with clitoris cornpie served lovingly on spotted d.ick smothered in a garlic flavoured edible condom. Interestingly, this condom had already been involved in a sexual photo shoot featuring Paddy and Dribbling Dallas Debbie. The next day, Debbie's sex change was finally finished...

    Harroworn married Debbie, it only lasted 91 hours because PYA was jealous of Debbie's Marmalades, leading to the explosion outside his favourite football ground which was caused by boothroyd's fart of incompetance. Tactically, Aidy thought that a defender should always be brought on when losing the massive plot, but burkinshaw had warned Aidy about the effects of Mart Poom and his beautifull face. The bummage helicopter went straight past The Vic because the emu hijacked the helicopter by tickling Simpson's scrotum with an old canut silk worker's sewing machine. The stitch up caused Simpson's sac to enlarge and turn a bouncy castle on its head. Then Suddenly Simpson decided that he fancied styles to die painfully in a moat in the town of Albuquerque. Frank, said that he would love to press the button to initiate the execution of Styles because Rennie couldnt be bothered to. Styles sadley survived, because Darious missed the target again.

    Three days later bulimic John Prescott joined Watford because his fitness was much better than this seasons football at home is
     
  25. PotGuy

    PotGuy Forum Fetishist

    One day, Dave decided to got to New Zealand to bungee jump, but his sister kept his passport in her knickers to pleasure herself with. Then Dave developed a plan which involved his sister passport, and his mums reaction was very disproportionate to the size of the television; so she rang Frank to organize an emu for the party. Franks reaction was "An Emu!?! I'm only guessing but isn't the poo party supposed to be in my pants?". Daves mum answered "Let me help take that emu and put is somewhere safe. Listen, I've told you, please help me up instead of poking me with a blunt stick. Or better still, we could use my favourite type of jizz oversized inflatable bed." Dave jumped into the bed, inside the matress, only to discover that his mother was secretly a vegatarian. Disgusted, Dave told her that the adverts below clearly showed that vegetarianism is a kick in the meatballs. Frank heard that the playboy Al bangura was last seen heading towards Luton, where he had heard the local mayor had promised eleven brand new people to be allowed to dance while representing the fine traditions of old hub cap curling in Bovingdon market.Meanwhile the emu suddenly discovered that Rod Hull's Hand was still stuck up his big inflatable bed. Aidy Marriappa anticipated this would happen. Everyone thought humphrey had lost his large red striped straw which he stuck up his big......"Watch out, watch out, there's a Bookmakers Sandwich looking a lot like Nathan Ellingtons beard. 90 minutes later it was over.

    It wasn't really the vicar's fault Dave's sister had once considered endulging in some passport stealing. But unlocking the cave was another matter there was a very weird looking man and he punched Aidy because hes a tactical master of messing with the hoof.Also his subs where fooking shiite but Aidy thought they were very good, how dilusional. Meanwhile, back at dilusional Aidys place Aidy saw something which was very big and hairy like Danny Shittu's scrotal sack. Suddenly Nathan Ellington came to Aidy's house so shittu could tell him how much he wanted to suck on his crack pipe and eat some of Ellington's curry. Dave's sister joined in the festivities she sucked something that resembled a slightly used, brownish horrible stinking mess called Lloyd Doyley. Tommy Smith said that Daves emu was so fat and ugly because his father had a big hairy mole on his foot. Then Aidy farted and blamed Big Dan but Al bangura thought Ellington was the smelly phantom farter but Aidy said Whats for dinner?

    Ironically, the reason that Aidy had a chicken sandwich left over from Marks and Spencers was because a canuting canut scummer had executed the deli counter puff who had served a ***** fritter at room temperature .The Emu returned with clitoris cornpie served lovingly on spotted d.ick smothered in a garlic flavoured edible condom. Interestingly, this condom had already been involved in a sexual photo shoot featuring Paddy and Dribbling Dallas Debbie. The next day, Debbie's sex change was finally finished...

    Harroworn married Debbie, it only lasted 91 hours because PYA was jealous of Debbie's Marmalades, leading to the explosion outside his favourite football ground which was caused by boothroyd's fart of incompetance. Tactically, Aidy thought that a defender should always be brought on when losing the massive plot, but burkinshaw had warned Aidy about the effects of Mart Poom and his beautifull face. The bummage helicopter went straight past The Vic because the emu hijacked the helicopter by tickling Simpson's scrotum with an old canut silk worker's sewing machine. The stitch up caused Simpson's sac to enlarge and turn a bouncy castle on its head. Then Suddenly Simpson decided that he fancied styles to die painfully in a moat in the town of Albuquerque. Frank, said that he would love to press the button to initiate the execution of Styles because Rennie couldnt be bothered to. Styles sadley survived, because Darious missed the target again.

    Three days later bulimic John Prescott joined Watford because his fitness was much better than this seasons football at home is so everyone destroyed...
     
  26. Sir Faxalot

    Sir Faxalot Reservist

    one piece of
     
  27. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    One day, Dave decided to got to New Zealand to bungee jump, but his sister kept his passport in her knickers to pleasure herself with. Then Dave developed a plan which involved his sister passport, and his mums reaction was very disproportionate to the size of the television; so she rang Frank to organize an emu for the party. Franks reaction was "An Emu!?! I'm only guessing but isn't the poo party supposed to be in my pants?". Daves mum answered "Let me help take that emu and put is somewhere safe. Listen, I've told you, please help me up instead of poking me with a blunt stick. Or better still, we could use my favourite type of jizz oversized inflatable bed." Dave jumped into the bed, inside the matress, only to discover that his mother was secretly a vegatarian. Disgusted, Dave told her that the adverts below clearly showed that vegetarianism is a kick in the meatballs. Frank heard that the playboy Al bangura was last seen heading towards Luton, where he had heard the local mayor had promised eleven brand new people to be allowed to dance while representing the fine traditions of old hub cap curling in Bovingdon market.Meanwhile the emu suddenly discovered that Rod Hull's Hand was still stuck up his big inflatable bed. Aidy Marriappa anticipated this would happen. Everyone thought humphrey had lost his large red striped straw which he stuck up his big......"Watch out, watch out, there's a Bookmakers Sandwich looking a lot like Nathan Ellingtons beard. 90 minutes later it was over.

    It wasn't really the vicar's fault Dave's sister had once considered endulging in some passport stealing. But unlocking the cave was another matter there was a very weird looking man and he punched Aidy because hes a tactical master of messing with the hoof.Also his subs where fooking shiite but Aidy thought they were very good, how dilusional. Meanwhile, back at dilusional Aidys place Aidy saw something which was very big and hairy like Danny Shittu's scrotal sack. Suddenly Nathan Ellington came to Aidy's house so shittu could tell him how much he wanted to suck on his crack pipe and eat some of Ellington's curry. Dave's sister joined in the festivities she sucked something that resembled a slightly used, brownish horrible stinking mess called Lloyd Doyley. Tommy Smith said that Daves emu was so fat and ugly because his father had a big hairy mole on his foot. Then Aidy farted and blamed Big Dan but Al bangura thought Ellington was the smelly phantom farter but Aidy said Whats for dinner?

    Ironically, the reason that Aidy had a chicken sandwich left over from Marks and Spencers was because a canuting canut scummer had executed the deli counter puff who had served a ***** fritter at room temperature .The Emu returned with clitoris cornpie served lovingly on spotted d.ick smothered in a garlic flavoured edible condom. Interestingly, this condom had already been involved in a sexual photo shoot featuring Paddy and Dribbling Dallas Debbie. The next day, Debbie's sex change was finally finished...

    Harroworn married Debbie, it only lasted 91 hours because PYA was jealous of Debbie's Marmalades, leading to the explosion outside his favourite football ground which was caused by boothroyd's fart of incompetance. Tactically, Aidy thought that a defender should always be brought on when losing the massive plot, but burkinshaw had warned Aidy about the effects of Mart Poom and his beautifull face. The bummage helicopter went straight past The Vic because the emu hijacked the helicopter by tickling Simpson's scrotum with an old canut silk worker's sewing machine. The stitch up caused Simpson's sac to enlarge and turn a bouncy castle on its head. Then Suddenly Simpson decided that he fancied styles to die painfully in a moat in the town of Albuquerque. Frank, said that he would love to press the button to initiate the execution of Styles because Rennie couldnt be bothered to. Styles sadley survived, because Darious missed the target again.

    Three days later bulimic John Prescott joined Watford because his fitness was much better than this seasons football at home is so everyone destroyed one piece of his jags with
     
  28. PotGuy

    PotGuy Forum Fetishist

    One day, Dave decided to got to New Zealand to bungee jump, but his sister kept his passport in her knickers to pleasure herself with. Then Dave developed a plan which involved his sister passport, and his mums reaction was very disproportionate to the size of the television; so she rang Frank to organize an emu for the party. Franks reaction was "An Emu!?! I'm only guessing but isn't the poo party supposed to be in my pants?". Daves mum answered "Let me help take that emu and put is somewhere safe. Listen, I've told you, please help me up instead of poking me with a blunt stick. Or better still, we could use my favourite type of jizz oversized inflatable bed." Dave jumped into the bed, inside the matress, only to discover that his mother was secretly a vegatarian. Disgusted, Dave told her that the adverts below clearly showed that vegetarianism is a kick in the meatballs. Frank heard that the playboy Al bangura was last seen heading towards Luton, where he had heard the local mayor had promised eleven brand new people to be allowed to dance while representing the fine traditions of old hub cap curling in Bovingdon market.Meanwhile the emu suddenly discovered that Rod Hull's Hand was still stuck up his big inflatable bed. Aidy Marriappa anticipated this would happen. Everyone thought humphrey had lost his large red striped straw which he stuck up his big......"Watch out, watch out, there's a Bookmakers Sandwich looking a lot like Nathan Ellingtons beard. 90 minutes later it was over.

    It wasn't really the vicar's fault Dave's sister had once considered endulging in some passport stealing. But unlocking the cave was another matter there was a very weird looking man and he punched Aidy because hes a tactical master of messing with the hoof.Also his subs where fooking shiite but Aidy thought they were very good, how dilusional. Meanwhile, back at dilusional Aidys place Aidy saw something which was very big and hairy like Danny Shittu's scrotal sack. Suddenly Nathan Ellington came to Aidy's house so shittu could tell him how much he wanted to suck on his crack pipe and eat some of Ellington's curry. Dave's sister joined in the festivities she sucked something that resembled a slightly used, brownish horrible stinking mess called Lloyd Doyley. Tommy Smith said that Daves emu was so fat and ugly because his father had a big hairy mole on his foot. Then Aidy farted and blamed Big Dan but Al bangura thought Ellington was the smelly phantom farter but Aidy said Whats for dinner?

    Ironically, the reason that Aidy had a chicken sandwich left over from Marks and Spencers was because a canuting canut scummer had executed the deli counter puff who had served a ***** fritter at room temperature .The Emu returned with clitoris cornpie served lovingly on spotted d.ick smothered in a garlic flavoured edible condom. Interestingly, this condom had already been involved in a sexual photo shoot featuring Paddy and Dribbling Dallas Debbie. The next day, Debbie's sex change was finally finished...

    Harroworn married Debbie, it only lasted 91 hours because PYA was jealous of Debbie's Marmalades, leading to the explosion outside his favourite football ground which was caused by boothroyd's fart of incompetance. Tactically, Aidy thought that a defender should always be brought on when losing the massive plot, but burkinshaw had warned Aidy about the effects of Mart Poom and his beautifull face. The bummage helicopter went straight past The Vic because the emu hijacked the helicopter by tickling Simpson's scrotum with an old canut silk worker's sewing machine. The stitch up caused Simpson's sac to enlarge and turn a bouncy castle on its head. Then Suddenly Simpson decided that he fancied styles to die painfully in a moat in the town of Albuquerque. Frank, said that he would love to press the button to initiate the execution of Styles because Rennie couldnt be bothered to. Styles sadley survived, because Darious missed the target again.

    Three days later bulimic John Prescott joined Watford because his fitness was much better than this seasons football at home is so everyone destroyed one piece of his jags with powerful arse clenches...
     

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