3 Word Story Game

One day, Dave decided to got to New Zealand to bungee jump, but his sister kept his passport in her knickers to pleasure herself with. Then Dave developed a plan which involved his sister passport, and his mums reaction was very disproportionate to the size of the television; so she rang Frank to organize an emu for the party. Franks reaction was "An Emu!?! I'm only guessing but isn't the party supposed to be in my pants?". Daves mum answered "Let me help take that emu and put is somewhere safe. Listen, I've told you, please help me up instead of poking me with a blunt stick. Or better still, we could use my favourite type of oversized inflatable bed." Dave jumped into the bed, inside the matress, only to discover that his mother was secretly a vegatarian. Disgusted, Dave told her that the adverts below clearly showed that vegetarianism is a kick in the meatballs. Frank heard that the playboy Al bangura was last seen heading towards Luton, where he had heard the local mayor had promised eleven brand new people to be allowed to dance while representing the fine traditions of old hub cap curling in Bovingdon market.Meanwhile the emu suddenly discovered that Rod Hull's Hand was still stuck up his big inflatable bed. Aidy Marriappa anticipated this would happen. Everyone thought humphrey had lost his large red striped straw which he stuck up his big......"Watch out, watch out, there's a Bookmakers Sandwich looking a lot like Nathan Ellingtons beard. 90 minutes later it was over.

It wasn't really the vicar's fault Dave's sister had once considered endulging in some passport stealing. But unlocking the cave was another matter there was a very weird looking man and he punched Aidy because hes a tactical master of messing with the hoof.Also his subs where fooking shiite but Aidy thought they were very good, how dilusional. Meanwhile, back at dilusional Aidys place Aidy saw something which was very big and hairy like Danny Shittu's scrotal sack. Suddenly Nathan Ellington came to Aidy's house so shittu could tell him how much he wanted to suck on his crack pipe and eat some of Ellington's curry. Dave's sister joined in the festivities she sucked something that resembled a slightly used, brownish horrible stinking mess called Lloyd Doyley. Tommy Smith said that Daves emu was so fat and ugly because his father had a big hairy mole on his foot. Then Aidy farted and blamed Big Dan but Al bangura thought Ellington was the smelly phantom farter but Aidy said Whats for dinner?

Ironically, the reason that Aidy had a chicken sandwich left over from Marks and Spencers was because a canuting canut scummer had executed the deli counter puff who had served a ***** fritter at room temperature .The Emu returned with clitoris cornpie served lovingly on spotted d.ick smothered in a garlic flavoured edible condom. Interestingly, this condom had already been involved in a sexual photo shoot featuring Paddy and Dribbling Dallas Debbie. The next day, Debbie's sex change was finally finished...


Harroworn married Debbie, it only lasted 91 hours because

 

One day, Dave decided to got to New Zealand to bungee jump, but his sister kept his passport in her knickers to pleasure herself with. Then Dave developed a plan which involved his sister passport, and his mums reaction was very disproportionate to the size of the television; so she rang Frank to organize an emu for the party. Franks reaction was "An Emu!?! I'm only guessing but isn't the party supposed to be in my pants?". Daves mum answered "Let me help take that emu and put is somewhere safe. Listen, I've told you, please help me up instead of poking me with a blunt stick. Or better still, we could use my favourite type of oversized inflatable bed." Dave jumped into the bed, inside the matress, only to discover that his mother was secretly a vegatarian. Disgusted, Dave told her that the adverts below clearly showed that vegetarianism is a kick in the meatballs. Frank heard that the playboy Al bangura was last seen heading towards Luton, where he had heard the local mayor had promised eleven brand new people to be allowed to dance while representing the fine traditions of old hub cap curling in Bovingdon market.Meanwhile the emu suddenly discovered that Rod Hull's Hand was still stuck up his big inflatable bed. Aidy Marriappa anticipated this would happen. Everyone thought humphrey had lost his large red striped straw which he stuck up his big......"Watch out, watch out, there's a Bookmakers Sandwich looking a lot like Nathan Ellingtons beard. 90 minutes later it was over.

It wasn't really the vicar's fault Dave's sister had once considered endulging in some passport stealing. But unlocking the cave was another matter there was a very weird looking man and he punched Aidy because hes a tactical master of messing with the hoof.Also his subs where fooking shiite but Aidy thought they were very good, how dilusional. Meanwhile, back at dilusional Aidys place Aidy saw something which was very big and hairy like Danny Shittu's scrotal sack. Suddenly Nathan Ellington came to Aidy's house so shittu could tell him how much he wanted to suck on his crack pipe and eat some of Ellington's curry. Dave's sister joined in the festivities she sucked something that resembled a slightly used, brownish horrible stinking mess called Lloyd Doyley. Tommy Smith said that Daves emu was so fat and ugly because his father had a big hairy mole on his foot. Then Aidy farted and blamed Big Dan but Al bangura thought Ellington was the smelly phantom farter but Aidy said Whats for dinner?

Ironically, the reason that Aidy had a chicken sandwich left over from Marks and Spencers was because a canuting canut scummer had executed the deli counter puff who had served a ***** fritter at room temperature .The Emu returned with clitoris cornpie served lovingly on spotted d.ick smothered in a garlic flavoured edible condom. Interestingly, this condom had already been involved in a sexual photo shoot featuring Paddy and Dribbling Dallas Debbie. The next day, Debbie's sex change was finally finished...


Harroworn married Debbie, it only lasted 91 hours because PYA was jealous

 

One day, Dave decided to got to New Zealand to bungee jump, but his sister kept his passport in her knickers to pleasure herself with. Then Dave developed a plan which involved his sister passport, and his mums reaction was very disproportionate to the size of the television; so she rang Frank to organize an emu for the party. Franks reaction was "An Emu!?! I'm only guessing but isn't the party supposed to be in my pants?". Daves mum answered "Let me help take that emu and put is somewhere safe. Listen, I've told you, please help me up instead of poking me with a blunt stick. Or better still, we could use my favourite type of oversized inflatable bed." Dave jumped into the bed, inside the matress, only to discover that his mother was secretly a vegatarian. Disgusted, Dave told her that the adverts below clearly showed that vegetarianism is a kick in the meatballs. Frank heard that the playboy Al bangura was last seen heading towards Luton, where he had heard the local mayor had promised eleven brand new people to be allowed to dance while representing the fine traditions of old hub cap curling in Bovingdon market.Meanwhile the emu suddenly discovered that Rod Hull's Hand was still stuck up his big inflatable bed. Aidy Marriappa anticipated this would happen. Everyone thought humphrey had lost his large red striped straw which he stuck up his big......"Watch out, watch out, there's a Bookmakers Sandwich looking a lot like Nathan Ellingtons beard. 90 minutes later it was over.

It wasn't really the vicar's fault Dave's sister had once considered endulging in some passport stealing. But unlocking the cave was another matter there was a very weird looking man and he punched Aidy because hes a tactical master of messing with the hoof.Also his subs where fooking shiite but Aidy thought they were very good, how dilusional. Meanwhile, back at dilusional Aidys place Aidy saw something which was very big and hairy like Danny Shittu's scrotal sack. Suddenly Nathan Ellington came to Aidy's house so shittu could tell him how much he wanted to suck on his crack pipe and eat some of Ellington's curry. Dave's sister joined in the festivities she sucked something that resembled a slightly used, brownish horrible stinking mess called Lloyd Doyley. Tommy Smith said that Daves emu was so fat and ugly because his father had a big hairy mole on his foot. Then Aidy farted and blamed Big Dan but Al bangura thought Ellington was the smelly phantom farter but Aidy said Whats for dinner?

Ironically, the reason that Aidy had a chicken sandwich left over from Marks and Spencers was because a canuting canut scummer had executed the deli counter puff who had served a ***** fritter at room temperature .The Emu returned with clitoris cornpie served lovingly on spotted d.ick smothered in a garlic flavoured edible condom. Interestingly, this condom had already been involved in a sexual photo shoot featuring Paddy and Dribbling Dallas Debbie. The next day, Debbie's sex change was finally finished...


Harroworn married Debbie, it only lasted 91 hours because PYA was jealous of Debbie's Marmalades

 

One day, Dave decided to got to New Zealand to bungee jump, but his sister kept his passport in her knickers to pleasure herself with. Then Dave developed a plan which involved his sister passport, and his mums reaction was very disproportionate to the size of the television; so she rang Frank to organize an emu for the party. Franks reaction was "An Emu!?! I'm only guessing but isn't the party supposed to be in my pants?". Daves mum answered "Let me help take that emu and put is somewhere safe. Listen, I've told you, please help me up instead of poking me with a blunt stick. Or better still, we could use my favourite type of oversized inflatable bed." Dave jumped into the bed, inside the matress, only to discover that his mother was secretly a vegatarian. Disgusted, Dave told her that the adverts below clearly showed that vegetarianism is a kick in the meatballs. Frank heard that the playboy Al bangura was last seen heading towards Luton, where he had heard the local mayor had promised eleven brand new people to be allowed to dance while representing the fine traditions of old hub cap curling in Bovingdon market.Meanwhile the emu suddenly discovered that Rod Hull's Hand was still stuck up his big inflatable bed. Aidy Marriappa anticipated this would happen. Everyone thought humphrey had lost his large red striped straw which he stuck up his big......"Watch out, watch out, there's a Bookmakers Sandwich looking a lot like Nathan Ellingtons beard. 90 minutes later it was over.

It wasn't really the vicar's fault Dave's sister had once considered endulging in some passport stealing. But unlocking the cave was another matter there was a very weird looking man and he punched Aidy because hes a tactical master of messing with the hoof.Also his subs where fooking shiite but Aidy thought they were very good, how dilusional. Meanwhile, back at dilusional Aidys place Aidy saw something which was very big and hairy like Danny Shittu's scrotal sack. Suddenly Nathan Ellington came to Aidy's house so shittu could tell him how much he wanted to suck on his crack pipe and eat some of Ellington's curry. Dave's sister joined in the festivities she sucked something that resembled a slightly used, brownish horrible stinking mess called Lloyd Doyley. Tommy Smith said that Daves emu was so fat and ugly because his father had a big hairy mole on his foot. Then Aidy farted and blamed Big Dan but Al bangura thought Ellington was the smelly phantom farter but Aidy said Whats for dinner?

Ironically, the reason that Aidy had a chicken sandwich left over from Marks and Spencers was because a canuting canut scummer had executed the deli counter puff who had served a ***** fritter at room temperature .The Emu returned with clitoris cornpie served lovingly on spotted d.ick smothered in a garlic flavoured edible condom. Interestingly, this condom had already been involved in a sexual photo shoot featuring Paddy and Dribbling Dallas Debbie. The next day, Debbie's sex change was finally finished...


Harroworn married Debbie, it only lasted 91 hours because PYA was jealous of Debbie's Marmalades, leading to the...

 

One day, Dave decided to got to New Zealand to bungee jump, but his sister kept his passport in her knickers to pleasure herself with. Then Dave developed a plan which involved his sister passport, and his mums reaction was very disproportionate to the size of the television; so she rang Frank to organize an emu for the party. Franks reaction was "An Emu!?! I'm only guessing but isn't the party supposed to be in my pants?". Daves mum answered "Let me help take that emu and put is somewhere safe. Listen, I've told you, please help me up instead of poking me with a blunt stick. Or better still, we could use my favourite type of oversized inflatable bed." Dave jumped into the bed, inside the matress, only to discover that his mother was secretly a vegatarian. Disgusted, Dave told her that the adverts below clearly showed that vegetarianism is a kick in the meatballs. Frank heard that the playboy Al bangura was last seen heading towards Luton, where he had heard the local mayor had promised eleven brand new people to be allowed to dance while representing the fine traditions of old hub cap curling in Bovingdon market.Meanwhile the emu suddenly discovered that Rod Hull's Hand was still stuck up his big inflatable bed. Aidy Marriappa anticipated this would happen. Everyone thought humphrey had lost his large red striped straw which he stuck up his big......"Watch out, watch out, there's a Bookmakers Sandwich looking a lot like Nathan Ellingtons beard. 90 minutes later it was over.

It wasn't really the vicar's fault Dave's sister had once considered endulging in some passport stealing. But unlocking the cave was another matter there was a very weird looking man and he punched Aidy because hes a tactical master of messing with the hoof.Also his subs where fooking shiite but Aidy thought they were very good, how dilusional. Meanwhile, back at dilusional Aidys place Aidy saw something which was very big and hairy like Danny Shittu's scrotal sack. Suddenly Nathan Ellington came to Aidy's house so shittu could tell him how much he wanted to suck on his crack pipe and eat some of Ellington's curry. Dave's sister joined in the festivities she sucked something that resembled a slightly used, brownish horrible stinking mess called Lloyd Doyley. Tommy Smith said that Daves emu was so fat and ugly because his father had a big hairy mole on his foot. Then Aidy farted and blamed Big Dan but Al bangura thought Ellington was the smelly phantom farter but Aidy said Whats for dinner?

Ironically, the reason that Aidy had a chicken sandwich left over from Marks and Spencers was because a canuting canut scummer had executed the deli counter puff who had served a ***** fritter at room temperature .The Emu returned with clitoris cornpie served lovingly on spotted d.ick smothered in a garlic flavoured edible condom. Interestingly, this condom had already been involved in a sexual photo shoot featuring Paddy and Dribbling Dallas Debbie. The next day, Debbie's sex change was finally finished...


Harroworn married Debbie, it only lasted 91 hours because PYA was jealous of Debbie's Marmalades, leading to the explosion outside his...

 

One day, Dave decided to got to New Zealand to bungee jump, but his sister kept his passport in her knickers to pleasure herself with. Then Dave developed a plan which involved his sister passport, and his mums reaction was very disproportionate to the size of the television; so she rang Frank to organize an emu for the party. Franks reaction was "An Emu!?! I'm only guessing but isn't the party supposed to be in my pants?". Daves mum answered "Let me help take that emu and put is somewhere safe. Listen, I've told you, please help me up instead of poking me with a blunt stick. Or better still, we could use my favourite type of oversized inflatable bed." Dave jumped into the bed, inside the matress, only to discover that his mother was secretly a vegatarian. Disgusted, Dave told her that the adverts below clearly showed that vegetarianism is a kick in the meatballs. Frank heard that the playboy Al bangura was last seen heading towards Luton, where he had heard the local mayor had promised eleven brand new people to be allowed to dance while representing the fine traditions of old hub cap curling in Bovingdon market.Meanwhile the emu suddenly discovered that Rod Hull's Hand was still stuck up his big inflatable bed. Aidy Marriappa anticipated this would happen. Everyone thought humphrey had lost his large red striped straw which he stuck up his big......"Watch out, watch out, there's a Bookmakers Sandwich looking a lot like Nathan Ellingtons beard. 90 minutes later it was over.

It wasn't really the vicar's fault Dave's sister had once considered endulging in some passport stealing. But unlocking the cave was another matter there was a very weird looking man and he punched Aidy because hes a tactical master of messing with the hoof.Also his subs where fooking shiite but Aidy thought they were very good, how dilusional. Meanwhile, back at dilusional Aidys place Aidy saw something which was very big and hairy like Danny Shittu's scrotal sack. Suddenly Nathan Ellington came to Aidy's house so shittu could tell him how much he wanted to suck on his crack pipe and eat some of Ellington's curry. Dave's sister joined in the festivities she sucked something that resembled a slightly used, brownish horrible stinking mess called Lloyd Doyley. Tommy Smith said that Daves emu was so fat and ugly because his father had a big hairy mole on his foot. Then Aidy farted and blamed Big Dan but Al bangura thought Ellington was the smelly phantom farter but Aidy said Whats for dinner?

Ironically, the reason that Aidy had a chicken sandwich left over from Marks and Spencers was because a canuting canut scummer had executed the deli counter puff who had served a ***** fritter at room temperature .The Emu returned with clitoris cornpie served lovingly on spotted d.ick smothered in a garlic flavoured edible condom. Interestingly, this condom had already been involved in a sexual photo shoot featuring Paddy and Dribbling Dallas Debbie. The next day, Debbie's sex change was finally finished...


Harroworn married Debbie, it only lasted 91 hours because PYA was jealous of Debbie's Marmalades, leading to the explosion outside his favourite football ground...

 

One day, Dave decided to got to New Zealand to bungee jump, but his sister kept his passport in her knickers to pleasure herself with. Then Dave developed a plan which involved his sister passport, and his mums reaction was very disproportionate to the size of the television; so she rang Frank to organize an emu for the party. Franks reaction was "An Emu!?! I'm only guessing but isn't the party supposed to be in my pants?". Daves mum answered "Let me help take that emu and put is somewhere safe. Listen, I've told you, please help me up instead of poking me with a blunt stick. Or better still, we could use my favourite type of oversized inflatable bed." Dave jumped into the bed, inside the matress, only to discover that his mother was secretly a vegatarian. Disgusted, Dave told her that the adverts below clearly showed that vegetarianism is a kick in the meatballs. Frank heard that the playboy Al bangura was last seen heading towards Luton, where he had heard the local mayor had promised eleven brand new people to be allowed to dance while representing the fine traditions of old hub cap curling in Bovingdon market.Meanwhile the emu suddenly discovered that Rod Hull's Hand was still stuck up his big inflatable bed. Aidy Marriappa anticipated this would happen. Everyone thought humphrey had lost his large red striped straw which he stuck up his big......"Watch out, watch out, there's a Bookmakers Sandwich looking a lot like Nathan Ellingtons beard. 90 minutes later it was over.

It wasn't really the vicar's fault Dave's sister had once considered endulging in some passport stealing. But unlocking the cave was another matter there was a very weird looking man and he punched Aidy because hes a tactical master of messing with the hoof.Also his subs where fooking shiite but Aidy thought they were very good, how dilusional. Meanwhile, back at dilusional Aidys place Aidy saw something which was very big and hairy like Danny Shittu's scrotal sack. Suddenly Nathan Ellington came to Aidy's house so shittu could tell him how much he wanted to suck on his crack pipe and eat some of Ellington's curry. Dave's sister joined in the festivities she sucked something that resembled a slightly used, brownish horrible stinking mess called Lloyd Doyley. Tommy Smith said that Daves emu was so fat and ugly because his father had a big hairy mole on his foot. Then Aidy farted and blamed Big Dan but Al bangura thought Ellington was the smelly phantom farter but Aidy said Whats for dinner?

Ironically, the reason that Aidy had a chicken sandwich left over from Marks and Spencers was because a canuting canut scummer had executed the deli counter puff who had served a ***** fritter at room temperature .The Emu returned with clitoris cornpie served lovingly on spotted d.ick smothered in a garlic flavoured edible condom. Interestingly, this condom had already been involved in a sexual photo shoot featuring Paddy and Dribbling Dallas Debbie. The next day, Debbie's sex change was finally finished...


Harroworn married Debbie, it only lasted 91 hours because PYA was jealous of Debbie's Marmalades, leading to the explosion outside his favourite football ground which was caused

 

One day, Dave decided to got to New Zealand to bungee jump, but his sister kept his passport in her knickers to pleasure herself with. Then Dave developed a plan which involved his sister passport, and his mums reaction was very disproportionate to the size of the television; so she rang Frank to organize an emu for the party. Franks reaction was "An Emu!?! I'm only guessing but isn't the party supposed to be in my pants?". Daves mum answered "Let me help take that emu and put is somewhere safe. Listen, I've told you, please help me up instead of poking me with a blunt stick. Or better still, we could use my favourite type of oversized inflatable bed." Dave jumped into the bed, inside the matress, only to discover that his mother was secretly a vegatarian. Disgusted, Dave told her that the adverts below clearly showed that vegetarianism is a kick in the meatballs. Frank heard that the playboy Al bangura was last seen heading towards Luton, where he had heard the local mayor had promised eleven brand new people to be allowed to dance while representing the fine traditions of old hub cap curling in Bovingdon market.Meanwhile the emu suddenly discovered that Rod Hull's Hand was still stuck up his big inflatable bed. Aidy Marriappa anticipated this would happen. Everyone thought humphrey had lost his large red striped straw which he stuck up his big......"Watch out, watch out, there's a Bookmakers Sandwich looking a lot like Nathan Ellingtons beard. 90 minutes later it was over.

It wasn't really the vicar's fault Dave's sister had once considered endulging in some passport stealing. But unlocking the cave was another matter there was a very weird looking man and he punched Aidy because hes a tactical master of messing with the hoof.Also his subs where fooking shiite but Aidy thought they were very good, how dilusional. Meanwhile, back at dilusional Aidys place Aidy saw something which was very big and hairy like Danny Shittu's scrotal sack. Suddenly Nathan Ellington came to Aidy's house so shittu could tell him how much he wanted to suck on his crack pipe and eat some of Ellington's curry. Dave's sister joined in the festivities she sucked something that resembled a slightly used, brownish horrible stinking mess called Lloyd Doyley. Tommy Smith said that Daves emu was so fat and ugly because his father had a big hairy mole on his foot. Then Aidy farted and blamed Big Dan but Al bangura thought Ellington was the smelly phantom farter but Aidy said Whats for dinner?

Ironically, the reason that Aidy had a chicken sandwich left over from Marks and Spencers was because a canuting canut scummer had executed the deli counter puff who had served a ***** fritter at room temperature .The Emu returned with clitoris cornpie served lovingly on spotted d.ick smothered in a garlic flavoured edible condom. Interestingly, this condom had already been involved in a sexual photo shoot featuring Paddy and Dribbling Dallas Debbie. The next day, Debbie's sex change was finally finished...


Harroworn married Debbie, it only lasted 91 hours because PYA was jealous of Debbie's Marmalades, leading to the explosion outside his favourite football ground which was caused by Lloyd Doyley lisp.

 

One day, Dave decided to got to New Zealand to bungee jump, but his sister kept his passport in her knickers to pleasure herself with. Then Dave developed a plan which involved his sister passport, and his mums reaction was very disproportionate to the size of the television; so she rang Frank to organize an emu for the party. Franks reaction was "An Emu!?! I'm only guessing but isn't the party supposed to be in my pants?". Daves mum answered "Let me help take that emu and put is somewhere safe. Listen, I've told you, please help me up instead of poking me with a blunt stick. Or better still, we could use my favourite type of oversized inflatable bed." Dave jumped into the bed, inside the matress, only to discover that his mother was secretly a vegatarian. Disgusted, Dave told her that the adverts below clearly showed that vegetarianism is a kick in the meatballs. Frank heard that the playboy Al bangura was last seen heading towards Luton, where he had heard the local mayor had promised eleven brand new people to be allowed to dance while representing the fine traditions of old hub cap curling in Bovingdon market.Meanwhile the emu suddenly discovered that Rod Hull's Hand was still stuck up his big inflatable bed. Aidy Marriappa anticipated this would happen. Everyone thought humphrey had lost his large red striped straw which he stuck up his big......"Watch out, watch out, there's a Bookmakers Sandwich looking a lot like Nathan Ellingtons beard. 90 minutes later it was over.

It wasn't really the vicar's fault Dave's sister had once considered endulging in some passport stealing. But unlocking the cave was another matter there was a very weird looking man and he punched Aidy because hes a tactical master of messing with the hoof.Also his subs where fooking shiite but Aidy thought they were very good, how dilusional. Meanwhile, back at dilusional Aidys place Aidy saw something which was very big and hairy like Danny Shittu's scrotal sack. Suddenly Nathan Ellington came to Aidy's house so shittu could tell him how much he wanted to suck on his crack pipe and eat some of Ellington's curry. Dave's sister joined in the festivities she sucked something that resembled a slightly used, brownish horrible stinking mess called Lloyd Doyley. Tommy Smith said that Daves emu was so fat and ugly because his father had a big hairy mole on his foot. Then Aidy farted and blamed Big Dan but Al bangura thought Ellington was the smelly phantom farter but Aidy said Whats for dinner?

Ironically, the reason that Aidy had a chicken sandwich left over from Marks and Spencers was because a canuting canut scummer had executed the deli counter puff who had served a ***** fritter at room temperature .The Emu returned with clitoris cornpie served lovingly on spotted d.ick smothered in a garlic flavoured edible condom. Interestingly, this condom had already been involved in a sexual photo shoot featuring Paddy and Dribbling Dallas Debbie. The next day, Debbie's sex change was finally finished...


Harroworn married Debbie, it only lasted 91 hours because PYA was jealous of Debbie's Marmalades, leading to the explosion outside his favourite football ground which was caused by boothroyd's fart...

 

One day, Dave decided to got to New Zealand to bungee jump, but his sister kept his passport in her knickers to pleasure herself with. Then Dave developed a plan which involved his sister passport, and his mums reaction was very disproportionate to the size of the television; so she rang Frank to organize an emu for the party. Franks reaction was "An Emu!?! I'm only guessing but isn't the party supposed to be in my pants?". Daves mum answered "Let me help take that emu and put is somewhere safe. Listen, I've told you, please help me up instead of poking me with a blunt stick. Or better still, we could use my favourite type of oversized inflatable bed." Dave jumped into the bed, inside the matress, only to discover that his mother was secretly a vegatarian. Disgusted, Dave told her that the adverts below clearly showed that vegetarianism is a kick in the meatballs. Frank heard that the playboy Al bangura was last seen heading towards Luton, where he had heard the local mayor had promised eleven brand new people to be allowed to dance while representing the fine traditions of old hub cap curling in Bovingdon market.Meanwhile the emu suddenly discovered that Rod Hull's Hand was still stuck up his big inflatable bed. Aidy Marriappa anticipated this would happen. Everyone thought humphrey had lost his large red striped straw which he stuck up his big......"Watch out, watch out, there's a Bookmakers Sandwich looking a lot like Nathan Ellingtons beard. 90 minutes later it was over.

It wasn't really the vicar's fault Dave's sister had once considered endulging in some passport stealing. But unlocking the cave was another matter there was a very weird looking man and he punched Aidy because hes a tactical master of messing with the hoof.Also his subs where fooking shiite but Aidy thought they were very good, how dilusional. Meanwhile, back at dilusional Aidys place Aidy saw something which was very big and hairy like Danny Shittu's scrotal sack. Suddenly Nathan Ellington came to Aidy's house so shittu could tell him how much he wanted to suck on his crack pipe and eat some of Ellington's curry. Dave's sister joined in the festivities she sucked something that resembled a slightly used, brownish horrible stinking mess called Lloyd Doyley. Tommy Smith said that Daves emu was so fat and ugly because his father had a big hairy mole on his foot. Then Aidy farted and blamed Big Dan but Al bangura thought Ellington was the smelly phantom farter but Aidy said Whats for dinner?

Ironically, the reason that Aidy had a chicken sandwich left over from Marks and Spencers was because a canuting canut scummer had executed the deli counter puff who had served a ***** fritter at room temperature .The Emu returned with clitoris cornpie served lovingly on spotted d.ick smothered in a garlic flavoured edible condom. Interestingly, this condom had already been involved in a sexual photo shoot featuring Paddy and Dribbling Dallas Debbie. The next day, Debbie's sex change was finally finished...

Harroworn married Debbie, it only lasted 91 hours because PYA was jealous of Debbie's Marmalades, leading to the explosion outside his favourite football ground which was caused by boothroyd's fart of incompetance. Tactically,

 

One day, Dave decided to got to New Zealand to bungee jump, but his sister kept his passport in her knickers to pleasure herself with. Then Dave developed a plan which involved his sister passport, and his mums reaction was very disproportionate to the size of the television; so she rang Frank to organize an emu for the party. Franks reaction was "An Emu!?! I'm only guessing but isn't the party supposed to be in my pants?". Daves mum answered "Let me help take that emu and put is somewhere safe. Listen, I've told you, please help me up instead of poking me with a blunt stick. Or better still, we could use my favourite type of oversized inflatable bed." Dave jumped into the bed, inside the matress, only to discover that his mother was secretly a vegatarian. Disgusted, Dave told her that the adverts below clearly showed that vegetarianism is a kick in the meatballs. Frank heard that the playboy Al bangura was last seen heading towards Luton, where he had heard the local mayor had promised eleven brand new people to be allowed to dance while representing the fine traditions of old hub cap curling in Bovingdon market.Meanwhile the emu suddenly discovered that Rod Hull's Hand was still stuck up his big inflatable bed. Aidy Marriappa anticipated this would happen. Everyone thought humphrey had lost his large red striped straw which he stuck up his big......"Watch out, watch out, there's a Bookmakers Sandwich looking a lot like Nathan Ellingtons beard. 90 minutes later it was over.

It wasn't really the vicar's fault Dave's sister had once considered endulging in some passport stealing. But unlocking the cave was another matter there was a very weird looking man and he punched Aidy because hes a tactical master of messing with the hoof.Also his subs where fooking shiite but Aidy thought they were very good, how dilusional. Meanwhile, back at dilusional Aidys place Aidy saw something which was very big and hairy like Danny Shittu's scrotal sack. Suddenly Nathan Ellington came to Aidy's house so shittu could tell him how much he wanted to suck on his crack pipe and eat some of Ellington's curry. Dave's sister joined in the festivities she sucked something that resembled a slightly used, brownish horrible stinking mess called Lloyd Doyley. Tommy Smith said that Daves emu was so fat and ugly because his father had a big hairy mole on his foot. Then Aidy farted and blamed Big Dan but Al bangura thought Ellington was the smelly phantom farter but Aidy said Whats for dinner?

Ironically, the reason that Aidy had a chicken sandwich left over from Marks and Spencers was because a canuting canut scummer had executed the deli counter puff who had served a ***** fritter at room temperature .The Emu returned with clitoris cornpie served lovingly on spotted d.ick smothered in a garlic flavoured edible condom. Interestingly, this condom had already been involved in a sexual photo shoot featuring Paddy and Dribbling Dallas Debbie. The next day, Debbie's sex change was finally finished...

Harroworn married Debbie, it only lasted 91 hours because PYA was jealous of Debbie's Marmalades, leading to the explosion outside his favourite football ground which was caused by boothroyd's fart of incompetance. Tactically, Aidy thought that

 

One day, Dave decided to got to New Zealand to bungee jump, but his sister kept his passport in her knickers to pleasure herself with. Then Dave developed a plan which involved his sister passport, and his mums reaction was very disproportionate to the size of the television; so she rang Frank to organize an emu for the party. Franks reaction was "An Emu!?! I'm only guessing but isn't the party supposed to be in my pants?". Daves mum answered "Let me help take that emu and put is somewhere safe. Listen, I've told you, please help me up instead of poking me with a blunt stick. Or better still, we could use my favourite type of oversized inflatable bed." Dave jumped into the bed, inside the matress, only to discover that his mother was secretly a vegatarian. Disgusted, Dave told her that the adverts below clearly showed that vegetarianism is a kick in the meatballs. Frank heard that the playboy Al bangura was last seen heading towards Luton, where he had heard the local mayor had promised eleven brand new people to be allowed to dance while representing the fine traditions of old hub cap curling in Bovingdon market.Meanwhile the emu suddenly discovered that Rod Hull's Hand was still stuck up his big inflatable bed. Aidy Marriappa anticipated this would happen. Everyone thought humphrey had lost his large red striped straw which he stuck up his big......"Watch out, watch out, there's a Bookmakers Sandwich looking a lot like Nathan Ellingtons beard. 90 minutes later it was over.

It wasn't really the vicar's fault Dave's sister had once considered endulging in some passport stealing. But unlocking the cave was another matter there was a very weird looking man and he punched Aidy because hes a tactical master of messing with the hoof.Also his subs where fooking shiite but Aidy thought they were very good, how dilusional. Meanwhile, back at dilusional Aidys place Aidy saw something which was very big and hairy like Danny Shittu's scrotal sack. Suddenly Nathan Ellington came to Aidy's house so shittu could tell him how much he wanted to suck on his crack pipe and eat some of Ellington's curry. Dave's sister joined in the festivities she sucked something that resembled a slightly used, brownish horrible stinking mess called Lloyd Doyley. Tommy Smith said that Daves emu was so fat and ugly because his father had a big hairy mole on his foot. Then Aidy farted and blamed Big Dan but Al bangura thought Ellington was the smelly phantom farter but Aidy said Whats for dinner?

Ironically, the reason that Aidy had a chicken sandwich left over from Marks and Spencers was because a canuting canut scummer had executed the deli counter puff who had served a ***** fritter at room temperature .The Emu returned with clitoris cornpie served lovingly on spotted d.ick smothered in a garlic flavoured edible condom. Interestingly, this condom had already been involved in a sexual photo shoot featuring Paddy and Dribbling Dallas Debbie. The next day, Debbie's sex change was finally finished...

Harroworn married Debbie, it only lasted 91 hours because PYA was jealous of Debbie's Marmalades, leading to the explosion outside his favourite football ground which was caused by boothroyd's fart of incompetance. Tactically, Aidy thought that a defender should

 

One day, Dave decided to got to New Zealand to bungee jump, but his sister kept his passport in her knickers to pleasure herself with. Then Dave developed a plan which involved his sister passport, and his mums reaction was very disproportionate to the size of the television; so she rang Frank to organize an emu for the party. Franks reaction was "An Emu!?! I'm only guessing but isn't the party supposed to be in my pants?". Daves mum answered "Let me help take that emu and put is somewhere safe. Listen, I've told you, please help me up instead of poking me with a blunt stick. Or better still, we could use my favourite type of oversized inflatable bed." Dave jumped into the bed, inside the matress, only to discover that his mother was secretly a vegatarian. Disgusted, Dave told her that the adverts below clearly showed that vegetarianism is a kick in the meatballs. Frank heard that the playboy Al bangura was last seen heading towards Luton, where he had heard the local mayor had promised eleven brand new people to be allowed to dance while representing the fine traditions of old hub cap curling in Bovingdon market.Meanwhile the emu suddenly discovered that Rod Hull's Hand was still stuck up his big inflatable bed. Aidy Marriappa anticipated this would happen. Everyone thought humphrey had lost his large red striped straw which he stuck up his big......"Watch out, watch out, there's a Bookmakers Sandwich looking a lot like Nathan Ellingtons beard. 90 minutes later it was over.

It wasn't really the vicar's fault Dave's sister had once considered endulging in some passport stealing. But unlocking the cave was another matter there was a very weird looking man and he punched Aidy because hes a tactical master of messing with the hoof.Also his subs where fooking shiite but Aidy thought they were very good, how dilusional. Meanwhile, back at dilusional Aidys place Aidy saw something which was very big and hairy like Danny Shittu's scrotal sack. Suddenly Nathan Ellington came to Aidy's house so shittu could tell him how much he wanted to suck on his crack pipe and eat some of Ellington's curry. Dave's sister joined in the festivities she sucked something that resembled a slightly used, brownish horrible stinking mess called Lloyd Doyley. Tommy Smith said that Daves emu was so fat and ugly because his father had a big hairy mole on his foot. Then Aidy farted and blamed Big Dan but Al bangura thought Ellington was the smelly phantom farter but Aidy said Whats for dinner?

Ironically, the reason that Aidy had a chicken sandwich left over from Marks and Spencers was because a canuting canut scummer had executed the deli counter puff who had served a ***** fritter at room temperature .The Emu returned with clitoris cornpie served lovingly on spotted d.ick smothered in a garlic flavoured edible condom. Interestingly, this condom had already been involved in a sexual photo shoot featuring Paddy and Dribbling Dallas Debbie. The next day, Debbie's sex change was finally finished...

Harroworn married Debbie, it only lasted 91 hours because PYA was jealous of Debbie's Marmalades, leading to the explosion outside his favourite football ground which was caused by boothroyd's fart of incompetance. Tactically, Aidy thought that a defender should keep his merkin

 

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One day, Dave decided to got to New Zealand to bungee jump, but his sister kept his passport in her knickers to pleasure herself with. Then Dave developed a plan which involved his sister passport, and his mums reaction was very disproportionate to the size of the television; so she rang Frank to organize an emu for the party. Franks reaction was "An Emu!?! I'm only guessing but isn't the party supposed to be in my pants?". Daves mum answered "Let me help take that emu and put is somewhere safe. Listen, I've told you, please help me up instead of poking me with a blunt stick. Or better still, we could use my favourite type of oversized inflatable bed." Dave jumped into the bed, inside the matress, only to discover that his mother was secretly a vegatarian. Disgusted, Dave told her that the adverts below clearly showed that vegetarianism is a kick in the meatballs. Frank heard that the playboy Al bangura was last seen heading towards Luton, where he had heard the local mayor had promised eleven brand new people to be allowed to dance while representing the fine traditions of old hub cap curling in Bovingdon market.Meanwhile the emu suddenly discovered that Rod Hull's Hand was still stuck up his big inflatable bed. Aidy Marriappa anticipated this would happen. Everyone thought humphrey had lost his large red striped straw which he stuck up his big......"Watch out, watch out, there's a Bookmakers Sandwich looking a lot like Nathan Ellingtons beard. 90 minutes later it was over.

It wasn't really the vicar's fault Dave's sister had once considered endulging in some passport stealing. But unlocking the cave was another matter there was a very weird looking man and he punched Aidy because hes a tactical master of messing with the hoof.Also his subs where fooking shiite but Aidy thought they were very good, how dilusional. Meanwhile, back at dilusional Aidys place Aidy saw something which was very big and hairy like Danny Shittu's scrotal sack. Suddenly Nathan Ellington came to Aidy's house so shittu could tell him how much he wanted to suck on his crack pipe and eat some of Ellington's curry. Dave's sister joined in the festivities she sucked something that resembled a slightly used, brownish horrible stinking mess called Lloyd Doyley. Tommy Smith said that Daves emu was so fat and ugly because his father had a big hairy mole on his foot. Then Aidy farted and blamed Big Dan but Al bangura thought Ellington was the smelly phantom farter but Aidy said Whats for dinner?

Ironically, the reason that Aidy had a chicken sandwich left over from Marks and Spencers was because a canuting canut scummer had executed the deli counter puff who had served a ***** fritter at room temperature .The Emu returned with clitoris cornpie served lovingly on spotted d.ick smothered in a garlic flavoured edible condom. Interestingly, this condom had already been involved in a sexual photo shoot featuring Paddy and Dribbling Dallas Debbie. The next day, Debbie's sex change was finally finished...

Harroworn married Debbie, it only lasted 91 hours because PYA was jealous of Debbie's Marmalades, leading to the explosion outside his favourite football ground which was caused by boothroyd's fart of incompetance. Tactically, Aidy thought that a defender should always be brought on when losing

 

the massive plot

 

One day, Dave decided to got to New Zealand to bungee jump, but his sister kept his passport in her knickers to pleasure herself with. Then Dave developed a plan which involved his sister passport, and his mums reaction was very disproportionate to the size of the television; so she rang Frank to organize an emu for the party. Franks reaction was "An Emu!?! I'm only guessing but isn't the party supposed to be in my pants?". Daves mum answered "Let me help take that emu and put is somewhere safe. Listen, I've told you, please help me up instead of poking me with a blunt stick. Or better still, we could use my favourite type of oversized inflatable bed." Dave jumped into the bed, inside the matress, only to discover that his mother was secretly a vegatarian. Disgusted, Dave told her that the adverts below clearly showed that vegetarianism is a kick in the meatballs. Frank heard that the playboy Al bangura was last seen heading towards Luton, where he had heard the local mayor had promised eleven brand new people to be allowed to dance while representing the fine traditions of old hub cap curling in Bovingdon market.Meanwhile the emu suddenly discovered that Rod Hull's Hand was still stuck up his big inflatable bed. Aidy Marriappa anticipated this would happen. Everyone thought humphrey had lost his large red striped straw which he stuck up his big......"Watch out, watch out, there's a Bookmakers Sandwich looking a lot like Nathan Ellingtons beard. 90 minutes later it was over.

It wasn't really the vicar's fault Dave's sister had once considered endulging in some passport stealing. But unlocking the cave was another matter there was a very weird looking man and he punched Aidy because hes a tactical master of messing with the hoof.Also his subs where fooking shiite but Aidy thought they were very good, how dilusional. Meanwhile, back at dilusional Aidys place Aidy saw something which was very big and hairy like Danny Shittu's scrotal sack. Suddenly Nathan Ellington came to Aidy's house so shittu could tell him how much he wanted to suck on his crack pipe and eat some of Ellington's curry. Dave's sister joined in the festivities she sucked something that resembled a slightly used, brownish horrible stinking mess called Lloyd Doyley. Tommy Smith said that Daves emu was so fat and ugly because his father had a big hairy mole on his foot. Then Aidy farted and blamed Big Dan but Al bangura thought Ellington was the smelly phantom farter but Aidy said Whats for dinner?

Ironically, the reason that Aidy had a chicken sandwich left over from Marks and Spencers was because a canuting canut scummer had executed the deli counter puff who had served a ***** fritter at room temperature .The Emu returned with clitoris cornpie served lovingly on spotted d.ick smothered in a garlic flavoured edible condom. Interestingly, this condom had already been involved in a sexual photo shoot featuring Paddy and Dribbling Dallas Debbie. The next day, Debbie's sex change was finally finished...

Harroworn married Debbie, it only lasted 91 hours because PYA was jealous of Debbie's Marmalades, leading to the explosion outside his favourite football ground which was caused by boothroyd's fart of incompetance. Tactically, Aidy thought that a defender should always be brought on when losing the massive plot, but burkinshaw had

 

One day, Dave decided to got to New Zealand to bungee jump, but his sister kept his passport in her knickers to pleasure herself with. Then Dave developed a plan which involved his sister passport, and his mums reaction was very disproportionate to the size of the television; so she rang Frank to organize an emu for the party. Franks reaction was "An Emu!?! I'm only guessing but isn't the party supposed to be in my pants?". Daves mum answered "Let me help take that emu and put is somewhere safe. Listen, I've told you, please help me up instead of poking me with a blunt stick. Or better still, we could use my favourite type of oversized inflatable bed." Dave jumped into the bed, inside the matress, only to discover that his mother was secretly a vegatarian. Disgusted, Dave told her that the adverts below clearly showed that vegetarianism is a kick in the meatballs. Frank heard that the playboy Al bangura was last seen heading towards Luton, where he had heard the local mayor had promised eleven brand new people to be allowed to dance while representing the fine traditions of old hub cap curling in Bovingdon market.Meanwhile the emu suddenly discovered that Rod Hull's Hand was still stuck up his big inflatable bed. Aidy Marriappa anticipated this would happen. Everyone thought humphrey had lost his large red striped straw which he stuck up his big......"Watch out, watch out, there's a Bookmakers Sandwich looking a lot like Nathan Ellingtons beard. 90 minutes later it was over.

It wasn't really the vicar's fault Dave's sister had once considered endulging in some passport stealing. But unlocking the cave was another matter there was a very weird looking man and he punched Aidy because hes a tactical master of messing with the hoof.Also his subs where fooking shiite but Aidy thought they were very good, how dilusional. Meanwhile, back at dilusional Aidys place Aidy saw something which was very big and hairy like Danny Shittu's scrotal sack. Suddenly Nathan Ellington came to Aidy's house so shittu could tell him how much he wanted to suck on his crack pipe and eat some of Ellington's curry. Dave's sister joined in the festivities she sucked something that resembled a slightly used, brownish horrible stinking mess called Lloyd Doyley. Tommy Smith said that Daves emu was so fat and ugly because his father had a big hairy mole on his foot. Then Aidy farted and blamed Big Dan but Al bangura thought Ellington was the smelly phantom farter but Aidy said Whats for dinner?

Ironically, the reason that Aidy had a chicken sandwich left over from Marks and Spencers was because a canuting canut scummer had executed the deli counter puff who had served a ***** fritter at room temperature .The Emu returned with clitoris cornpie served lovingly on spotted d.ick smothered in a garlic flavoured edible condom. Interestingly, this condom had already been involved in a sexual photo shoot featuring Paddy and Dribbling Dallas Debbie. The next day, Debbie's sex change was finally finished...

Harroworn married Debbie, it only lasted 91 hours because PYA was jealous of Debbie's Marmalades, leading to the explosion outside his favourite football ground which was caused by boothroyd's fart of incompetance. Tactically, Aidy thought that a defender should always be brought on when losing the massive plot, but burkinshaw had warned Aidy about

 

One day, Dave decided to got to New Zealand to bungee jump, but his sister kept his passport in her knickers to pleasure herself with. Then Dave developed a plan which involved his sister passport, and his mums reaction was very disproportionate to the size of the television; so she rang Frank to organize an emu for the party. Franks reaction was "An Emu!?! I'm only guessing but isn't the party supposed to be in my pants?". Daves mum answered "Let me help take that emu and put is somewhere safe. Listen, I've told you, please help me up instead of poking me with a blunt stick. Or better still, we could use my favourite type of oversized inflatable bed." Dave jumped into the bed, inside the matress, only to discover that his mother was secretly a vegatarian. Disgusted, Dave told her that the adverts below clearly showed that vegetarianism is a kick in the meatballs. Frank heard that the playboy Al bangura was last seen heading towards Luton, where he had heard the local mayor had promised eleven brand new people to be allowed to dance while representing the fine traditions of old hub cap curling in Bovingdon market.Meanwhile the emu suddenly discovered that Rod Hull's Hand was still stuck up his big inflatable bed. Aidy Marriappa anticipated this would happen. Everyone thought humphrey had lost his large red striped straw which he stuck up his big......"Watch out, watch out, there's a Bookmakers Sandwich looking a lot like Nathan Ellingtons beard. 90 minutes later it was over.

It wasn't really the vicar's fault Dave's sister had once considered endulging in some passport stealing. But unlocking the cave was another matter there was a very weird looking man and he punched Aidy because hes a tactical master of messing with the hoof.Also his subs where fooking shiite but Aidy thought they were very good, how dilusional. Meanwhile, back at dilusional Aidys place Aidy saw something which was very big and hairy like Danny Shittu's scrotal sack. Suddenly Nathan Ellington came to Aidy's house so shittu could tell him how much he wanted to suck on his crack pipe and eat some of Ellington's curry. Dave's sister joined in the festivities she sucked something that resembled a slightly used, brownish horrible stinking mess called Lloyd Doyley. Tommy Smith said that Daves emu was so fat and ugly because his father had a big hairy mole on his foot. Then Aidy farted and blamed Big Dan but Al bangura thought Ellington was the smelly phantom farter but Aidy said Whats for dinner?

Ironically, the reason that Aidy had a chicken sandwich left over from Marks and Spencers was because a canuting canut scummer had executed the deli counter puff who had served a ***** fritter at room temperature .The Emu returned with clitoris cornpie served lovingly on spotted d.ick smothered in a garlic flavoured edible condom. Interestingly, this condom had already been involved in a sexual photo shoot featuring Paddy and Dribbling Dallas Debbie. The next day, Debbie's sex change was finally finished...

Harroworn married Debbie, it only lasted 91 hours because PYA was jealous of Debbie's Marmalades, leading to the explosion outside his favourite football ground which was caused by boothroyd's fart of incompetance. Tactically, Aidy thought that a defender should always be brought on when losing the massive plot, but burkinshaw had warned Aidy about the effects of

 

One day, Dave decided to got to New Zealand to bungee jump, but his sister kept his passport in her knickers to pleasure herself with. Then Dave developed a plan which involved his sister passport, and his mums reaction was very disproportionate to the size of the television; so she rang Frank to organize an emu for the party. Franks reaction was "An Emu!?! I'm only guessing but isn't the party supposed to be in my pants?". Daves mum answered "Let me help take that emu and put is somewhere safe. Listen, I've told you, please help me up instead of poking me with a blunt stick. Or better still, we could use my favourite type of oversized inflatable bed." Dave jumped into the bed, inside the matress, only to discover that his mother was secretly a vegatarian. Disgusted, Dave told her that the adverts below clearly showed that vegetarianism is a kick in the meatballs. Frank heard that the playboy Al bangura was last seen heading towards Luton, where he had heard the local mayor had promised eleven brand new people to be allowed to dance while representing the fine traditions of old hub cap curling in Bovingdon market.Meanwhile the emu suddenly discovered that Rod Hull's Hand was still stuck up his big inflatable bed. Aidy Marriappa anticipated this would happen. Everyone thought humphrey had lost his large red striped straw which he stuck up his big......"Watch out, watch out, there's a Bookmakers Sandwich looking a lot like Nathan Ellingtons beard. 90 minutes later it was over.

It wasn't really the vicar's fault Dave's sister had once considered endulging in some passport stealing. But unlocking the cave was another matter there was a very weird looking man and he punched Aidy because hes a tactical master of messing with the hoof.Also his subs where fooking shiite but Aidy thought they were very good, how dilusional. Meanwhile, back at dilusional Aidys place Aidy saw something which was very big and hairy like Danny Shittu's scrotal sack. Suddenly Nathan Ellington came to Aidy's house so shittu could tell him how much he wanted to suck on his crack pipe and eat some of Ellington's curry. Dave's sister joined in the festivities she sucked something that resembled a slightly used, brownish horrible stinking mess called Lloyd Doyley. Tommy Smith said that Daves emu was so fat and ugly because his father had a big hairy mole on his foot. Then Aidy farted and blamed Big Dan but Al bangura thought Ellington was the smelly phantom farter but Aidy said Whats for dinner?

Ironically, the reason that Aidy had a chicken sandwich left over from Marks and Spencers was because a canuting canut scummer had executed the deli counter puff who had served a ***** fritter at room temperature .The Emu returned with clitoris cornpie served lovingly on spotted d.ick smothered in a garlic flavoured edible condom. Interestingly, this condom had already been involved in a sexual photo shoot featuring Paddy and Dribbling Dallas Debbie. The next day, Debbie's sex change was finally finished...

Harroworn married Debbie, it only lasted 91 hours because PYA was jealous of Debbie's Marmalades, leading to the explosion outside his favourite football ground which was caused by boothroyd's fart of incompetance. Tactically, Aidy thought that a defender should always be brought on when losing the massive plot, but burkinshaw had warned Aidy about the effects of Mart Poom and

 

One day, Dave decided to got to New Zealand to bungee jump, but his sister kept his passport in her knickers to pleasure herself with. Then Dave developed a plan which involved his sister passport, and his mums reaction was very disproportionate to the size of the television; so she rang Frank to organize an emu for the party. Franks reaction was "An Emu!?! I'm only guessing but isn't the party supposed to be in my pants?". Daves mum answered "Let me help take that emu and put is somewhere safe. Listen, I've told you, please help me up instead of poking me with a blunt stick. Or better still, we could use my favourite type of oversized inflatable bed." Dave jumped into the bed, inside the matress, only to discover that his mother was secretly a vegatarian. Disgusted, Dave told her that the adverts below clearly showed that vegetarianism is a kick in the meatballs. Frank heard that the playboy Al bangura was last seen heading towards Luton, where he had heard the local mayor had promised eleven brand new people to be allowed to dance while representing the fine traditions of old hub cap curling in Bovingdon market.Meanwhile the emu suddenly discovered that Rod Hull's Hand was still stuck up his big inflatable bed. Aidy Marriappa anticipated this would happen. Everyone thought humphrey had lost his large red striped straw which he stuck up his big......"Watch out, watch out, there's a Bookmakers Sandwich looking a lot like Nathan Ellingtons beard. 90 minutes later it was over.

It wasn't really the vicar's fault Dave's sister had once considered endulging in some passport stealing. But unlocking the cave was another matter there was a very weird looking man and he punched Aidy because hes a tactical master of messing with the hoof.Also his subs where fooking shiite but Aidy thought they were very good, how dilusional. Meanwhile, back at dilusional Aidys place Aidy saw something which was very big and hairy like Danny Shittu's scrotal sack. Suddenly Nathan Ellington came to Aidy's house so shittu could tell him how much he wanted to suck on his crack pipe and eat some of Ellington's curry. Dave's sister joined in the festivities she sucked something that resembled a slightly used, brownish horrible stinking mess called Lloyd Doyley. Tommy Smith said that Daves emu was so fat and ugly because his father had a big hairy mole on his foot. Then Aidy farted and blamed Big Dan but Al bangura thought Ellington was the smelly phantom farter but Aidy said Whats for dinner?

Ironically, the reason that Aidy had a chicken sandwich left over from Marks and Spencers was because a canuting canut scummer had executed the deli counter puff who had served a ***** fritter at room temperature .The Emu returned with clitoris cornpie served lovingly on spotted d.ick smothered in a garlic flavoured edible condom. Interestingly, this condom had already been involved in a sexual photo shoot featuring Paddy and Dribbling Dallas Debbie. The next day, Debbie's sex change was finally finished...

Harroworn married Debbie, it only lasted 91 hours because PYA was jealous of Debbie's Marmalades, leading to the explosion outside his favourite football ground which was caused by boothroyd's fart of incompetance. Tactically, Aidy thought that a defender should always be brought on when losing the massive plot, but burkinshaw had warned Aidy about the effects of Mart Poom and his beautifull face.

 

One day, Dave decided to got to New Zealand to bungee jump, but his sister kept his passport in her knickers to pleasure herself with. Then Dave developed a plan which involved his sister passport, and his mums reaction was very disproportionate to the size of the television; so she rang Frank to organize an emu for the party. Franks reaction was "An Emu!?! I'm only guessing but isn't the party supposed to be in my pants?". Daves mum answered "Let me help take that emu and put is somewhere safe. Listen, I've told you, please help me up instead of poking me with a blunt stick. Or better still, we could use my favourite type of oversized inflatable bed." Dave jumped into the bed, inside the matress, only to discover that his mother was secretly a vegatarian. Disgusted, Dave told her that the adverts below clearly showed that vegetarianism is a kick in the meatballs. Frank heard that the playboy Al bangura was last seen heading towards Luton, where he had heard the local mayor had promised eleven brand new people to be allowed to dance while representing the fine traditions of old hub cap curling in Bovingdon market.Meanwhile the emu suddenly discovered that Rod Hull's Hand was still stuck up his big inflatable bed. Aidy Marriappa anticipated this would happen. Everyone thought humphrey had lost his large red striped straw which he stuck up his big......"Watch out, watch out, there's a Bookmakers Sandwich looking a lot like Nathan Ellingtons beard. 90 minutes later it was over.

It wasn't really the vicar's fault Dave's sister had once considered endulging in some passport stealing. But unlocking the cave was another matter there was a very weird looking man and he punched Aidy because hes a tactical master of messing with the hoof.Also his subs where fooking shiite but Aidy thought they were very good, how dilusional. Meanwhile, back at dilusional Aidys place Aidy saw something which was very big and hairy like Danny Shittu's scrotal sack. Suddenly Nathan Ellington came to Aidy's house so shittu could tell him how much he wanted to suck on his crack pipe and eat some of Ellington's curry. Dave's sister joined in the festivities she sucked something that resembled a slightly used, brownish horrible stinking mess called Lloyd Doyley. Tommy Smith said that Daves emu was so fat and ugly because his father had a big hairy mole on his foot. Then Aidy farted and blamed Big Dan but Al bangura thought Ellington was the smelly phantom farter but Aidy said Whats for dinner?

Ironically, the reason that Aidy had a chicken sandwich left over from Marks and Spencers was because a canuting canut scummer had executed the deli counter puff who had served a ***** fritter at room temperature .The Emu returned with clitoris cornpie served lovingly on spotted d.ick smothered in a garlic flavoured edible condom. Interestingly, this condom had already been involved in a sexual photo shoot featuring Paddy and Dribbling Dallas Debbie. The next day, Debbie's sex change was finally finished...

Harroworn married Debbie, it only lasted 91 hours because PYA was jealous of Debbie's Marmalades, leading to the explosion outside his favourite football ground which was caused by boothroyd's fart of incompetance. Tactically, Aidy thought that a defender should always be brought on when losing the massive plot, but burkinshaw had warned Aidy about the effects of Mart Poom and his beautifull face. The bummage helicopter...

 

One day, Dave decided to got to New Zealand to bungee jump, but his sister kept his passport in her knickers to pleasure herself with. Then Dave developed a plan which involved his sister passport, and his mums reaction was very disproportionate to the size of the television; so she rang Frank to organize an emu for the party. Franks reaction was "An Emu!?! I'm only guessing but isn't the party supposed to be in my pants?". Daves mum answered "Let me help take that emu and put is somewhere safe. Listen, I've told you, please help me up instead of poking me with a blunt stick. Or better still, we could use my favourite type of oversized inflatable bed." Dave jumped into the bed, inside the matress, only to discover that his mother was secretly a vegatarian. Disgusted, Dave told her that the adverts below clearly showed that vegetarianism is a kick in the meatballs. Frank heard that the playboy Al bangura was last seen heading towards Luton, where he had heard the local mayor had promised eleven brand new people to be allowed to dance while representing the fine traditions of old hub cap curling in Bovingdon market.Meanwhile the emu suddenly discovered that Rod Hull's Hand was still stuck up his big inflatable bed. Aidy Marriappa anticipated this would happen. Everyone thought humphrey had lost his large red striped straw which he stuck up his big......"Watch out, watch out, there's a Bookmakers Sandwich looking a lot like Nathan Ellingtons beard. 90 minutes later it was over.

It wasn't really the vicar's fault Dave's sister had once considered endulging in some passport stealing. But unlocking the cave was another matter there was a very weird looking man and he punched Aidy because hes a tactical master of messing with the hoof.Also his subs where fooking shiite but Aidy thought they were very good, how dilusional. Meanwhile, back at dilusional Aidys place Aidy saw something which was very big and hairy like Danny Shittu's scrotal sack. Suddenly Nathan Ellington came to Aidy's house so shittu could tell him how much he wanted to suck on his crack pipe and eat some of Ellington's curry. Dave's sister joined in the festivities she sucked something that resembled a slightly used, brownish horrible stinking mess called Lloyd Doyley. Tommy Smith said that Daves emu was so fat and ugly because his father had a big hairy mole on his foot. Then Aidy farted and blamed Big Dan but Al bangura thought Ellington was the smelly phantom farter but Aidy said Whats for dinner?

Ironically, the reason that Aidy had a chicken sandwich left over from Marks and Spencers was because a canuting canut scummer had executed the deli counter puff who had served a ***** fritter at room temperature .The Emu returned with clitoris cornpie served lovingly on spotted d.ick smothered in a garlic flavoured edible condom. Interestingly, this condom had already been involved in a sexual photo shoot featuring Paddy and Dribbling Dallas Debbie. The next day, Debbie's sex change was finally finished...

Harroworn married Debbie, it only lasted 91 hours because PYA was jealous of Debbie's Marmalades, leading to the explosion outside his favourite football ground which was caused by boothroyd's fart of incompetance. Tactically, Aidy thought that a defender should always be brought on when losing the massive plot, but burkinshaw had warned Aidy about the effects of Mart Poom and his beautifull face. The bummage helicopter went straight past

 

One day, Dave decided to got to New Zealand to bungee jump, but his sister kept his passport in her knickers to pleasure herself with. Then Dave developed a plan which involved his sister passport, and his mums reaction was very disproportionate to the size of the television; so she rang Frank to organize an emu for the party. Franks reaction was "An Emu!?! I'm only guessing but isn't the poo party supposed to be in my pants?". Daves mum answered "Let me help take that emu and put is somewhere safe. Listen, I've told you, please help me up instead of poking me with a blunt stick. Or better still, we could use my favourite type of oversized inflatable bed." Dave jumped into the bed, inside the matress, only to discover that his mother was secretly a vegatarian. Disgusted, Dave told her that the adverts below clearly showed that vegetarianism is a kick in the meatballs. Frank heard that the playboy Al bangura was last seen heading towards Luton, where he had heard the local mayor had promised eleven brand new people to be allowed to dance while representing the fine traditions of old hub cap curling in Bovingdon market.Meanwhile the emu suddenly discovered that Rod Hull's Hand was still stuck up his big inflatable bed. Aidy Marriappa anticipated this would happen. Everyone thought humphrey had lost his large red striped straw which he stuck up his big......"Watch out, watch out, there's a Bookmakers Sandwich looking a lot like Nathan Ellingtons beard. 90 minutes later it was over.

It wasn't really the vicar's fault Dave's sister had once considered endulging in some passport stealing. But unlocking the cave was another matter there was a very weird looking man and he punched Aidy because hes a tactical master of messing with the hoof.Also his subs where fooking shiite but Aidy thought they were very good, how dilusional. Meanwhile, back at dilusional Aidys place Aidy saw something which was very big and hairy like Danny Shittu's scrotal sack. Suddenly Nathan Ellington came to Aidy's house so shittu could tell him how much he wanted to suck on his crack pipe and eat some of Ellington's curry. Dave's sister joined in the festivities she sucked something that resembled a slightly used, brownish horrible stinking mess called Lloyd Doyley. Tommy Smith said that Daves emu was so fat and ugly because his father had a big hairy mole on his foot. Then Aidy farted and blamed Big Dan but Al bangura thought Ellington was the smelly phantom farter but Aidy said Whats for dinner?

Ironically, the reason that Aidy had a chicken sandwich left over from Marks and Spencers was because a canuting canut scummer had executed the deli counter puff who had served a ***** fritter at room temperature .The Emu returned with clitoris cornpie served lovingly on spotted d.ick smothered in a garlic flavoured edible condom. Interestingly, this condom had already been involved in a sexual photo shoot featuring Paddy and Dribbling Dallas Debbie. The next day, Debbie's sex change was finally finished...

Harroworn married Debbie, it only lasted 91 hours because PYA was jealous of Debbie's Marmalades, leading to the explosion outside his favourite football ground which was caused by boothroyd's fart of incompetance. Tactically, Aidy thought that a defender should always be brought on when losing the massive plot, but burkinshaw had warned Aidy about the effects of Mart Poom and his beautifull face. The bummage helicopter went straight past The Vic because...

 

One day, Dave decided to got to New Zealand to bungee jump, but his sister kept his passport in her knickers to pleasure herself with. Then Dave developed a plan which involved his sister passport, and his mums reaction was very disproportionate to the size of the television; so she rang Frank to organize an emu for the party. Franks reaction was "An Emu!?! I'm only guessing but isn't the poo party supposed to be in my pants?". Daves mum answered "Let me help take that emu and put is somewhere safe. Listen, I've told you, please help me up instead of poking me with a blunt stick. Or better still, we could use my favourite type of oversized inflatable bed." Dave jumped into the bed, inside the matress, only to discover that his mother was secretly a vegatarian. Disgusted, Dave told her that the adverts below clearly showed that vegetarianism is a kick in the meatballs. Frank heard that the playboy Al bangura was last seen heading towards Luton, where he had heard the local mayor had promised eleven brand new people to be allowed to dance while representing the fine traditions of old hub cap curling in Bovingdon market.Meanwhile the emu suddenly discovered that Rod Hull's Hand was still stuck up his big inflatable bed. Aidy Marriappa anticipated this would happen. Everyone thought humphrey had lost his large red striped straw which he stuck up his big......"Watch out, watch out, there's a Bookmakers Sandwich looking a lot like Nathan Ellingtons beard. 90 minutes later it was over.

It wasn't really the vicar's fault Dave's sister had once considered endulging in some passport stealing. But unlocking the cave was another matter there was a very weird looking man and he punched Aidy because hes a tactical master of messing with the hoof.Also his subs where fooking shiite but Aidy thought they were very good, how dilusional. Meanwhile, back at dilusional Aidys place Aidy saw something which was very big and hairy like Danny Shittu's scrotal sack. Suddenly Nathan Ellington came to Aidy's house so shittu could tell him how much he wanted to suck on his crack pipe and eat some of Ellington's curry. Dave's sister joined in the festivities she sucked something that resembled a slightly used, brownish horrible stinking mess called Lloyd Doyley. Tommy Smith said that Daves emu was so fat and ugly because his father had a big hairy mole on his foot. Then Aidy farted and blamed Big Dan but Al bangura thought Ellington was the smelly phantom farter but Aidy said Whats for dinner?

Ironically, the reason that Aidy had a chicken sandwich left over from Marks and Spencers was because a canuting canut scummer had executed the deli counter puff who had served a ***** fritter at room temperature .The Emu returned with clitoris cornpie served lovingly on spotted d.ick smothered in a garlic flavoured edible condom. Interestingly, this condom had already been involved in a sexual photo shoot featuring Paddy and Dribbling Dallas Debbie. The next day, Debbie's sex change was finally finished...

Harroworn married Debbie, it only lasted 91 hours because PYA was jealous of Debbie's Marmalades, leading to the explosion outside his favourite football ground which was caused by boothroyd's fart of incompetance. Tactically, Aidy thought that a defender should always be brought on when losing the massive plot, but burkinshaw had warned Aidy about the effects of Mart Poom and his beautifull face. The bummage helicopter went straight past The Vic because the emu hijacked...

 

One day, Dave decided to got to New Zealand to bungee jump, but his sister kept his passport in her knickers to pleasure herself with. Then Dave developed a plan which involved his sister passport, and his mums reaction was very disproportionate to the size of the television; so she rang Frank to organize an emu for the party. Franks reaction was "An Emu!?! I'm only guessing but isn't the poo party supposed to be in my pants?". Daves mum answered "Let me help take that emu and put is somewhere safe. Listen, I've told you, please help me up instead of poking me with a blunt stick. Or better still, we could use my favourite type of oversized inflatable bed." Dave jumped into the bed, inside the matress, only to discover that his mother was secretly a vegatarian. Disgusted, Dave told her that the adverts below clearly showed that vegetarianism is a kick in the meatballs. Frank heard that the playboy Al bangura was last seen heading towards Luton, where he had heard the local mayor had promised eleven brand new people to be allowed to dance while representing the fine traditions of old hub cap curling in Bovingdon market.Meanwhile the emu suddenly discovered that Rod Hull's Hand was still stuck up his big inflatable bed. Aidy Marriappa anticipated this would happen. Everyone thought humphrey had lost his large red striped straw which he stuck up his big......"Watch out, watch out, there's a Bookmakers Sandwich looking a lot like Nathan Ellingtons beard. 90 minutes later it was over.

It wasn't really the vicar's fault Dave's sister had once considered endulging in some passport stealing. But unlocking the cave was another matter there was a very weird looking man and he punched Aidy because hes a tactical master of messing with the hoof.Also his subs where fooking shiite but Aidy thought they were very good, how dilusional. Meanwhile, back at dilusional Aidys place Aidy saw something which was very big and hairy like Danny Shittu's scrotal sack. Suddenly Nathan Ellington came to Aidy's house so shittu could tell him how much he wanted to suck on his crack pipe and eat some of Ellington's curry. Dave's sister joined in the festivities she sucked something that resembled a slightly used, brownish horrible stinking mess called Lloyd Doyley. Tommy Smith said that Daves emu was so fat and ugly because his father had a big hairy mole on his foot. Then Aidy farted and blamed Big Dan but Al bangura thought Ellington was the smelly phantom farter but Aidy said Whats for dinner?

Ironically, the reason that Aidy had a chicken sandwich left over from Marks and Spencers was because a canuting canut scummer had executed the deli counter puff who had served a ***** fritter at room temperature .The Emu returned with clitoris cornpie served lovingly on spotted d.ick smothered in a garlic flavoured edible condom. Interestingly, this condom had already been involved in a sexual photo shoot featuring Paddy and Dribbling Dallas Debbie. The next day, Debbie's sex change was finally finished...

Harroworn married Debbie, it only lasted 91 hours because PYA was jealous of Debbie's Marmalades, leading to the explosion outside his favourite football ground which was caused by boothroyd's fart of incompetance. Tactically, Aidy thought that a defender should always be brought on when losing the massive plot, but burkinshaw had warned Aidy about the effects of Mart Poom and his beautifull face. The bummage helicopter went straight past The Vic because the emu hijacked the helicopter by..

 

One day, Dave decided to got to New Zealand to bungee jump, but his sister kept his passport in her knickers to pleasure herself with. Then Dave developed a plan which involved his sister passport, and his mums reaction was very disproportionate to the size of the television; so she rang Frank to organize an emu for the party. Franks reaction was "An Emu!?! I'm only guessing but isn't the poo party supposed to be in my pants?". Daves mum answered "Let me help take that emu and put is somewhere safe. Listen, I've told you, please help me up instead of poking me with a blunt stick. Or better still, we could use my favourite type of oversized inflatable bed." Dave jumped into the bed, inside the matress, only to discover that his mother was secretly a vegatarian. Disgusted, Dave told her that the adverts below clearly showed that vegetarianism is a kick in the meatballs. Frank heard that the playboy Al bangura was last seen heading towards Luton, where he had heard the local mayor had promised eleven brand new people to be allowed to dance while representing the fine traditions of old hub cap curling in Bovingdon market.Meanwhile the emu suddenly discovered that Rod Hull's Hand was still stuck up his big inflatable bed. Aidy Marriappa anticipated this would happen. Everyone thought humphrey had lost his large red striped straw which he stuck up his big......"Watch out, watch out, there's a Bookmakers Sandwich looking a lot like Nathan Ellingtons beard. 90 minutes later it was over.

It wasn't really the vicar's fault Dave's sister had once considered endulging in some passport stealing. But unlocking the cave was another matter there was a very weird looking man and he punched Aidy because hes a tactical master of messing with the hoof.Also his subs where fooking shiite but Aidy thought they were very good, how dilusional. Meanwhile, back at dilusional Aidys place Aidy saw something which was very big and hairy like Danny Shittu's scrotal sack. Suddenly Nathan Ellington came to Aidy's house so shittu could tell him how much he wanted to suck on his crack pipe and eat some of Ellington's curry. Dave's sister joined in the festivities she sucked something that resembled a slightly used, brownish horrible stinking mess called Lloyd Doyley. Tommy Smith said that Daves emu was so fat and ugly because his father had a big hairy mole on his foot. Then Aidy farted and blamed Big Dan but Al bangura thought Ellington was the smelly phantom farter but Aidy said Whats for dinner?

Ironically, the reason that Aidy had a chicken sandwich left over from Marks and Spencers was because a canuting canut scummer had executed the deli counter puff who had served a ***** fritter at room temperature .The Emu returned with clitoris cornpie served lovingly on spotted d.ick smothered in a garlic flavoured edible condom. Interestingly, this condom had already been involved in a sexual photo shoot featuring Paddy and Dribbling Dallas Debbie. The next day, Debbie's sex change was finally finished...

Harroworn married Debbie, it only lasted 91 hours because PYA was jealous of Debbie's Marmalades, leading to the explosion outside his favourite football ground which was caused by boothroyd's fart of incompetance. Tactically, Aidy thought that a defender should always be brought on when losing the massive plot, but burkinshaw had warned Aidy about the effects of Mart Poom and his beautifull face. The bummage helicopter went straight past The Vic because the emu hijacked the helicopter by tickling Simpson's scrotum...

 

One day, Dave decided to got to New Zealand to bungee jump, but his sister kept his passport in her knickers to pleasure herself with. Then Dave developed a plan which involved his sister passport, and his mums reaction was very disproportionate to the size of the television; so she rang Frank to organize an emu for the party. Franks reaction was "An Emu!?! I'm only guessing but isn't the poo party supposed to be in my pants?". Daves mum answered "Let me help take that emu and put is somewhere safe. Listen, I've told you, please help me up instead of poking me with a blunt stick. Or better still, we could use my favourite type of oversized inflatable bed." Dave jumped into the bed, inside the matress, only to discover that his mother was secretly a vegatarian. Disgusted, Dave told her that the adverts below clearly showed that vegetarianism is a kick in the meatballs. Frank heard that the playboy Al bangura was last seen heading towards Luton, where he had heard the local mayor had promised eleven brand new people to be allowed to dance while representing the fine traditions of old hub cap curling in Bovingdon market.Meanwhile the emu suddenly discovered that Rod Hull's Hand was still stuck up his big inflatable bed. Aidy Marriappa anticipated this would happen. Everyone thought humphrey had lost his large red striped straw which he stuck up his big......"Watch out, watch out, there's a Bookmakers Sandwich looking a lot like Nathan Ellingtons beard. 90 minutes later it was over.

It wasn't really the vicar's fault Dave's sister had once considered endulging in some passport stealing. But unlocking the cave was another matter there was a very weird looking man and he punched Aidy because hes a tactical master of messing with the hoof.Also his subs where fooking shiite but Aidy thought they were very good, how dilusional. Meanwhile, back at dilusional Aidys place Aidy saw something which was very big and hairy like Danny Shittu's scrotal sack. Suddenly Nathan Ellington came to Aidy's house so shittu could tell him how much he wanted to suck on his crack pipe and eat some of Ellington's curry. Dave's sister joined in the festivities she sucked something that resembled a slightly used, brownish horrible stinking mess called Lloyd Doyley. Tommy Smith said that Daves emu was so fat and ugly because his father had a big hairy mole on his foot. Then Aidy farted and blamed Big Dan but Al bangura thought Ellington was the smelly phantom farter but Aidy said Whats for dinner?

Ironically, the reason that Aidy had a chicken sandwich left over from Marks and Spencers was because a canuting canut scummer had executed the deli counter puff who had served a ***** fritter at room temperature .The Emu returned with clitoris cornpie served lovingly on spotted d.ick smothered in a garlic flavoured edible condom. Interestingly, this condom had already been involved in a sexual photo shoot featuring Paddy and Dribbling Dallas Debbie. The next day, Debbie's sex change was finally finished...

Harroworn married Debbie, it only lasted 91 hours because PYA was jealous of Debbie's Marmalades, leading to the explosion outside his favourite football ground which was caused by boothroyd's fart of incompetance. Tactically, Aidy thought that a defender should always be brought on when losing the massive plot, but burkinshaw had warned Aidy about the effects of Mart Poom and his beautifull face. The bummage helicopter went straight past The Vic because the emu hijacked the helicopter by tickling Simpson's scrotum with an old

 

One day, Dave decided to got to New Zealand to bungee jump, but his sister kept his passport in her knickers to pleasure herself with. Then Dave developed a plan which involved his sister passport, and his mums reaction was very disproportionate to the size of the television; so she rang Frank to organize an emu for the party. Franks reaction was "An Emu!?! I'm only guessing but isn't the poo party supposed to be in my pants?". Daves mum answered "Let me help take that emu and put is somewhere safe. Listen, I've told you, please help me up instead of poking me with a blunt stick. Or better still, we could use my favourite type of oversized inflatable bed." Dave jumped into the bed, inside the matress, only to discover that his mother was secretly a vegatarian. Disgusted, Dave told her that the adverts below clearly showed that vegetarianism is a kick in the meatballs. Frank heard that the playboy Al bangura was last seen heading towards Luton, where he had heard the local mayor had promised eleven brand new people to be allowed to dance while representing the fine traditions of old hub cap curling in Bovingdon market.Meanwhile the emu suddenly discovered that Rod Hull's Hand was still stuck up his big inflatable bed. Aidy Marriappa anticipated this would happen. Everyone thought humphrey had lost his large red striped straw which he stuck up his big......"Watch out, watch out, there's a Bookmakers Sandwich looking a lot like Nathan Ellingtons beard. 90 minutes later it was over.

It wasn't really the vicar's fault Dave's sister had once considered endulging in some passport stealing. But unlocking the cave was another matter there was a very weird looking man and he punched Aidy because hes a tactical master of messing with the hoof.Also his subs where fooking shiite but Aidy thought they were very good, how dilusional. Meanwhile, back at dilusional Aidys place Aidy saw something which was very big and hairy like Danny Shittu's scrotal sack. Suddenly Nathan Ellington came to Aidy's house so shittu could tell him how much he wanted to suck on his crack pipe and eat some of Ellington's curry. Dave's sister joined in the festivities she sucked something that resembled a slightly used, brownish horrible stinking mess called Lloyd Doyley. Tommy Smith said that Daves emu was so fat and ugly because his father had a big hairy mole on his foot. Then Aidy farted and blamed Big Dan but Al bangura thought Ellington was the smelly phantom farter but Aidy said Whats for dinner?

Ironically, the reason that Aidy had a chicken sandwich left over from Marks and Spencers was because a canuting canut scummer had executed the deli counter puff who had served a ***** fritter at room temperature .The Emu returned with clitoris cornpie served lovingly on spotted d.ick smothered in a garlic flavoured edible condom. Interestingly, this condom had already been involved in a sexual photo shoot featuring Paddy and Dribbling Dallas Debbie. The next day, Debbie's sex change was finally finished...

Harroworn married Debbie, it only lasted 91 hours because PYA was jealous of Debbie's Marmalades, leading to the explosion outside his favourite football ground which was caused by boothroyd's fart of incompetance. Tactically, Aidy thought that a defender should always be brought on when losing the massive plot, but burkinshaw had warned Aidy about the effects of Mart Poom and his beautifull face. The bummage helicopter went straight past The Vic because the emu hijacked the helicopter by tickling Simpson's scrotum with an old canut silk worker's

 

One day, Dave decided to got to New Zealand to bungee jump, but his sister kept his passport in her knickers to pleasure herself with. Then Dave developed a plan which involved his sister passport, and his mums reaction was very disproportionate to the size of the television; so she rang Frank to organize an emu for the party. Franks reaction was "An Emu!?! I'm only guessing but isn't the poo party supposed to be in my pants?". Daves mum answered "Let me help take that emu and put is somewhere safe. Listen, I've told you, please help me up instead of poking me with a blunt stick. Or better still, we could use my favourite type of oversized inflatable bed." Dave jumped into the bed, inside the matress, only to discover that his mother was secretly a vegatarian. Disgusted, Dave told her that the adverts below clearly showed that vegetarianism is a kick in the meatballs. Frank heard that the playboy Al bangura was last seen heading towards Luton, where he had heard the local mayor had promised eleven brand new people to be allowed to dance while representing the fine traditions of old hub cap curling in Bovingdon market.Meanwhile the emu suddenly discovered that Rod Hull's Hand was still stuck up his big inflatable bed. Aidy Marriappa anticipated this would happen. Everyone thought humphrey had lost his large red striped straw which he stuck up his big......"Watch out, watch out, there's a Bookmakers Sandwich looking a lot like Nathan Ellingtons beard. 90 minutes later it was over.

It wasn't really the vicar's fault Dave's sister had once considered endulging in some passport stealing. But unlocking the cave was another matter there was a very weird looking man and he punched Aidy because hes a tactical master of messing with the hoof.Also his subs where fooking shiite but Aidy thought they were very good, how dilusional. Meanwhile, back at dilusional Aidys place Aidy saw something which was very big and hairy like Danny Shittu's scrotal sack. Suddenly Nathan Ellington came to Aidy's house so shittu could tell him how much he wanted to suck on his crack pipe and eat some of Ellington's curry. Dave's sister joined in the festivities she sucked something that resembled a slightly used, brownish horrible stinking mess called Lloyd Doyley. Tommy Smith said that Daves emu was so fat and ugly because his father had a big hairy mole on his foot. Then Aidy farted and blamed Big Dan but Al bangura thought Ellington was the smelly phantom farter but Aidy said Whats for dinner?

Ironically, the reason that Aidy had a chicken sandwich left over from Marks and Spencers was because a canuting canut scummer had executed the deli counter puff who had served a ***** fritter at room temperature .The Emu returned with clitoris cornpie served lovingly on spotted d.ick smothered in a garlic flavoured edible condom. Interestingly, this condom had already been involved in a sexual photo shoot featuring Paddy and Dribbling Dallas Debbie. The next day, Debbie's sex change was finally finished...

Harroworn married Debbie, it only lasted 91 hours because PYA was jealous of Debbie's Marmalades, leading to the explosion outside his favourite football ground which was caused by boothroyd's fart of incompetance. Tactically, Aidy thought that a defender should always be brought on when losing the massive plot, but burkinshaw had warned Aidy about the effects of Mart Poom and his beautifull face. The bummage helicopter went straight past The Vic because the emu hijacked the helicopter by tickling Simpson's scrotum with an old canut silk worker's sewing machine. The stitch up caused

 

One day, Dave decided to got to New Zealand to bungee jump, but his sister kept his passport in her knickers to pleasure herself with. Then Dave developed a plan which involved his sister passport, and his mums reaction was very disproportionate to the size of the television; so she rang Frank to organize an emu for the party. Franks reaction was "An Emu!?! I'm only guessing but isn't the poo party supposed to be in my pants?". Daves mum answered "Let me help take that emu and put is somewhere safe. Listen, I've told you, please help me up instead of poking me with a blunt stick. Or better still, we could use my favourite type of oversized inflatable bed." Dave jumped into the bed, inside the matress, only to discover that his mother was secretly a vegatarian. Disgusted, Dave told her that the adverts below clearly showed that vegetarianism is a kick in the meatballs. Frank heard that the playboy Al bangura was last seen heading towards Luton, where he had heard the local mayor had promised eleven brand new people to be allowed to dance while representing the fine traditions of old hub cap curling in Bovingdon market.Meanwhile the emu suddenly discovered that Rod Hull's Hand was still stuck up his big inflatable bed. Aidy Marriappa anticipated this would happen. Everyone thought humphrey had lost his large red striped straw which he stuck up his big......"Watch out, watch out, there's a Bookmakers Sandwich looking a lot like Nathan Ellingtons beard. 90 minutes later it was over.

It wasn't really the vicar's fault Dave's sister had once considered endulging in some passport stealing. But unlocking the cave was another matter there was a very weird looking man and he punched Aidy because hes a tactical master of messing with the hoof.Also his subs where fooking shiite but Aidy thought they were very good, how dilusional. Meanwhile, back at dilusional Aidys place Aidy saw something which was very big and hairy like Danny Shittu's scrotal sack. Suddenly Nathan Ellington came to Aidy's house so shittu could tell him how much he wanted to suck on his crack pipe and eat some of Ellington's curry. Dave's sister joined in the festivities she sucked something that resembled a slightly used, brownish horrible stinking mess called Lloyd Doyley. Tommy Smith said that Daves emu was so fat and ugly because his father had a big hairy mole on his foot. Then Aidy farted and blamed Big Dan but Al bangura thought Ellington was the smelly phantom farter but Aidy said Whats for dinner?

Ironically, the reason that Aidy had a chicken sandwich left over from Marks and Spencers was because a canuting canut scummer had executed the deli counter puff who had served a ***** fritter at room temperature .The Emu returned with clitoris cornpie served lovingly on spotted d.ick smothered in a garlic flavoured edible condom. Interestingly, this condom had already been involved in a sexual photo shoot featuring Paddy and Dribbling Dallas Debbie. The next day, Debbie's sex change was finally finished...

Harroworn married Debbie, it only lasted 91 hours because PYA was jealous of Debbie's Marmalades, leading to the explosion outside his favourite football ground which was caused by boothroyd's fart of incompetance. Tactically, Aidy thought that a defender should always be brought on when losing the massive plot, but burkinshaw had warned Aidy about the effects of Mart Poom and his beautifull face. The bummage helicopter went straight past The Vic because the emu hijacked the helicopter by tickling Simpson's scrotum with an old canut silk worker's sewing machine. The stitch up caused Simpson to find...

 

One day, Dave decided to got to New Zealand to bungee jump, but his sister kept his passport in her knickers to pleasure herself with. Then Dave developed a plan which involved his sister passport, and his mums reaction was very disproportionate to the size of the television; so she rang Frank to organize an emu for the party. Franks reaction was "An Emu!?! I'm only guessing but isn't the poo party supposed to be in my pants?". Daves mum answered "Let me help take that emu and put is somewhere safe. Listen, I've told you, please help me up instead of poking me with a blunt stick. Or better still, we could use my favourite type of oversized inflatable bed." Dave jumped into the bed, inside the matress, only to discover that his mother was secretly a vegatarian. Disgusted, Dave told her that the adverts below clearly showed that vegetarianism is a kick in the meatballs. Frank heard that the playboy Al bangura was last seen heading towards Luton, where he had heard the local mayor had promised eleven brand new people to be allowed to dance while representing the fine traditions of old hub cap curling in Bovingdon market.Meanwhile the emu suddenly discovered that Rod Hull's Hand was still stuck up his big inflatable bed. Aidy Marriappa anticipated this would happen. Everyone thought humphrey had lost his large red striped straw which he stuck up his big......"Watch out, watch out, there's a Bookmakers Sandwich looking a lot like Nathan Ellingtons beard. 90 minutes later it was over.

It wasn't really the vicar's fault Dave's sister had once considered endulging in some passport stealing. But unlocking the cave was another matter there was a very weird looking man and he punched Aidy because hes a tactical master of messing with the hoof.Also his subs where fooking shiite but Aidy thought they were very good, how dilusional. Meanwhile, back at dilusional Aidys place Aidy saw something which was very big and hairy like Danny Shittu's scrotal sack. Suddenly Nathan Ellington came to Aidy's house so shittu could tell him how much he wanted to suck on his crack pipe and eat some of Ellington's curry. Dave's sister joined in the festivities she sucked something that resembled a slightly used, brownish horrible stinking mess called Lloyd Doyley. Tommy Smith said that Daves emu was so fat and ugly because his father had a big hairy mole on his foot. Then Aidy farted and blamed Big Dan but Al bangura thought Ellington was the smelly phantom farter but Aidy said Whats for dinner?

Ironically, the reason that Aidy had a chicken sandwich left over from Marks and Spencers was because a canuting canut scummer had executed the deli counter puff who had served a ***** fritter at room temperature .The Emu returned with clitoris cornpie served lovingly on spotted d.ick smothered in a garlic flavoured edible condom. Interestingly, this condom had already been involved in a sexual photo shoot featuring Paddy and Dribbling Dallas Debbie. The next day, Debbie's sex change was finally finished...

Harroworn married Debbie, it only lasted 91 hours because PYA was jealous of Debbie's Marmalades, leading to the explosion outside his favourite football ground which was caused by boothroyd's fart of incompetance. Tactically, Aidy thought that a defender should always be brought on when losing the massive plot, but burkinshaw had warned Aidy about the effects of Mart Poom and his beautifull face. The bummage helicopter went straight past The Vic because the emu hijacked the helicopter by tickling Simpson's scrotum with an old canut silk worker's sewing machine. The stitch up caused Simpson's sac to

 

One day, Dave decided to got to New Zealand to bungee jump, but his sister kept his passport in her knickers to pleasure herself with. Then Dave developed a plan which involved his sister passport, and his mums reaction was very disproportionate to the size of the television; so she rang Frank to organize an emu for the party. Franks reaction was "An Emu!?! I'm only guessing but isn't the poo party supposed to be in my pants?". Daves mum answered "Let me help take that emu and put is somewhere safe. Listen, I've told you, please help me up instead of poking me with a blunt stick. Or better still, we could use my favourite type of oversized inflatable bed." Dave jumped into the bed, inside the matress, only to discover that his mother was secretly a vegatarian. Disgusted, Dave told her that the adverts below clearly showed that vegetarianism is a kick in the meatballs. Frank heard that the playboy Al bangura was last seen heading towards Luton, where he had heard the local mayor had promised eleven brand new people to be allowed to dance while representing the fine traditions of old hub cap curling in Bovingdon market.Meanwhile the emu suddenly discovered that Rod Hull's Hand was still stuck up his big inflatable bed. Aidy Marriappa anticipated this would happen. Everyone thought humphrey had lost his large red striped straw which he stuck up his big......"Watch out, watch out, there's a Bookmakers Sandwich looking a lot like Nathan Ellingtons beard. 90 minutes later it was over.

It wasn't really the vicar's fault Dave's sister had once considered endulging in some passport stealing. But unlocking the cave was another matter there was a very weird looking man and he punched Aidy because hes a tactical master of messing with the hoof.Also his subs where fooking shiite but Aidy thought they were very good, how dilusional. Meanwhile, back at dilusional Aidys place Aidy saw something which was very big and hairy like Danny Shittu's scrotal sack. Suddenly Nathan Ellington came to Aidy's house so shittu could tell him how much he wanted to suck on his crack pipe and eat some of Ellington's curry. Dave's sister joined in the festivities she sucked something that resembled a slightly used, brownish horrible stinking mess called Lloyd Doyley. Tommy Smith said that Daves emu was so fat and ugly because his father had a big hairy mole on his foot. Then Aidy farted and blamed Big Dan but Al bangura thought Ellington was the smelly phantom farter but Aidy said Whats for dinner?

Ironically, the reason that Aidy had a chicken sandwich left over from Marks and Spencers was because a canuting canut scummer had executed the deli counter puff who had served a ***** fritter at room temperature .The Emu returned with clitoris cornpie served lovingly on spotted d.ick smothered in a garlic flavoured edible condom. Interestingly, this condom had already been involved in a sexual photo shoot featuring Paddy and Dribbling Dallas Debbie. The next day, Debbie's sex change was finally finished...

Harroworn married Debbie, it only lasted 91 hours because PYA was jealous of Debbie's Marmalades, leading to the explosion outside his favourite football ground which was caused by boothroyd's fart of incompetance. Tactically, Aidy thought that a defender should always be brought on when losing the massive plot, but burkinshaw had warned Aidy about the effects of Mart Poom and his beautifull face. The bummage helicopter went straight past The Vic because the emu hijacked the helicopter by tickling Simpson's scrotum with an old canut silk worker's sewing machine. The stitch up caused Simpson's sac to enlarge and turn

 

One day, Dave decided to got to New Zealand to bungee jump, but his sister kept his passport in her knickers to pleasure herself with. Then Dave developed a plan which involved his sister passport, and his mums reaction was very disproportionate to the size of the television; so she rang Frank to organize an emu for the party. Franks reaction was "An Emu!?! I'm only guessing but isn't the poo party supposed to be in my pants?". Daves mum answered "Let me help take that emu and put is somewhere safe. Listen, I've told you, please help me up instead of poking me with a blunt stick. Or better still, we could use my favourite type of oversized inflatable bed." Dave jumped into the bed, inside the matress, only to discover that his mother was secretly a vegatarian. Disgusted, Dave told her that the adverts below clearly showed that vegetarianism is a kick in the meatballs. Frank heard that the playboy Al bangura was last seen heading towards Luton, where he had heard the local mayor had promised eleven brand new people to be allowed to dance while representing the fine traditions of old hub cap curling in Bovingdon market.Meanwhile the emu suddenly discovered that Rod Hull's Hand was still stuck up his big inflatable bed. Aidy Marriappa anticipated this would happen. Everyone thought humphrey had lost his large red striped straw which he stuck up his big......"Watch out, watch out, there's a Bookmakers Sandwich looking a lot like Nathan Ellingtons beard. 90 minutes later it was over.

It wasn't really the vicar's fault Dave's sister had once considered endulging in some passport stealing. But unlocking the cave was another matter there was a very weird looking man and he punched Aidy because hes a tactical master of messing with the hoof.Also his subs where fooking shiite but Aidy thought they were very good, how dilusional. Meanwhile, back at dilusional Aidys place Aidy saw something which was very big and hairy like Danny Shittu's scrotal sack. Suddenly Nathan Ellington came to Aidy's house so shittu could tell him how much he wanted to suck on his crack pipe and eat some of Ellington's curry. Dave's sister joined in the festivities she sucked something that resembled a slightly used, brownish horrible stinking mess called Lloyd Doyley. Tommy Smith said that Daves emu was so fat and ugly because his father had a big hairy mole on his foot. Then Aidy farted and blamed Big Dan but Al bangura thought Ellington was the smelly phantom farter but Aidy said Whats for dinner?

Ironically, the reason that Aidy had a chicken sandwich left over from Marks and Spencers was because a canuting canut scummer had executed the deli counter puff who had served a ***** fritter at room temperature .The Emu returned with clitoris cornpie served lovingly on spotted d.ick smothered in a garlic flavoured edible condom. Interestingly, this condom had already been involved in a sexual photo shoot featuring Paddy and Dribbling Dallas Debbie. The next day, Debbie's sex change was finally finished...

Harroworn married Debbie, it only lasted 91 hours because PYA was jealous of Debbie's Marmalades, leading to the explosion outside his favourite football ground which was caused by boothroyd's fart of incompetance. Tactically, Aidy thought that a defender should always be brought on when losing the massive plot, but burkinshaw had warned Aidy about the effects of Mart Poom and his beautifull face. The bummage helicopter went straight past The Vic because the emu hijacked the helicopter by tickling Simpson's scrotum with an old canut silk worker's sewing machine. The stitch up caused Simpson's sac to enlarge and turn a bouncy castle...

 

One day, Dave decided to got to New Zealand to bungee jump, but his sister kept his passport in her knickers to pleasure herself with. Then Dave developed a plan which involved his sister passport, and his mums reaction was very disproportionate to the size of the television; so she rang Frank to organize an emu for the party. Franks reaction was "An Emu!?! I'm only guessing but isn't the poo party supposed to be in my pants?". Daves mum answered "Let me help take that emu and put is somewhere safe. Listen, I've told you, please help me up instead of poking me with a blunt stick. Or better still, we could use my favourite type of oversized inflatable bed." Dave jumped into the bed, inside the matress, only to discover that his mother was secretly a vegatarian. Disgusted, Dave told her that the adverts below clearly showed that vegetarianism is a kick in the meatballs. Frank heard that the playboy Al bangura was last seen heading towards Luton, where he had heard the local mayor had promised eleven brand new people to be allowed to dance while representing the fine traditions of old hub cap curling in Bovingdon market.Meanwhile the emu suddenly discovered that Rod Hull's Hand was still stuck up his big inflatable bed. Aidy Marriappa anticipated this would happen. Everyone thought humphrey had lost his large red striped straw which he stuck up his big......"Watch out, watch out, there's a Bookmakers Sandwich looking a lot like Nathan Ellingtons beard. 90 minutes later it was over.

It wasn't really the vicar's fault Dave's sister had once considered endulging in some passport stealing. But unlocking the cave was another matter there was a very weird looking man and he punched Aidy because hes a tactical master of messing with the hoof.Also his subs where fooking shiite but Aidy thought they were very good, how dilusional. Meanwhile, back at dilusional Aidys place Aidy saw something which was very big and hairy like Danny Shittu's scrotal sack. Suddenly Nathan Ellington came to Aidy's house so shittu could tell him how much he wanted to suck on his crack pipe and eat some of Ellington's curry. Dave's sister joined in the festivities she sucked something that resembled a slightly used, brownish horrible stinking mess called Lloyd Doyley. Tommy Smith said that Daves emu was so fat and ugly because his father had a big hairy mole on his foot. Then Aidy farted and blamed Big Dan but Al bangura thought Ellington was the smelly phantom farter but Aidy said Whats for dinner?

Ironically, the reason that Aidy had a chicken sandwich left over from Marks and Spencers was because a canuting canut scummer had executed the deli counter puff who had served a ***** fritter at room temperature .The Emu returned with clitoris cornpie served lovingly on spotted d.ick smothered in a garlic flavoured edible condom. Interestingly, this condom had already been involved in a sexual photo shoot featuring Paddy and Dribbling Dallas Debbie. The next day, Debbie's sex change was finally finished...

Harroworn married Debbie, it only lasted 91 hours because PYA was jealous of Debbie's Marmalades, leading to the explosion outside his favourite football ground which was caused by boothroyd's fart of incompetance. Tactically, Aidy thought that a defender should always be brought on when losing the massive plot, but burkinshaw had warned Aidy about the effects of Mart Poom and his beautifull face. The bummage helicopter went straight past The Vic because the emu hijacked the helicopter by tickling Simpson's scrotum with an old canut silk worker's sewing machine. The stitch up caused Simpson's sac to enlarge and turn a bouncy castle on its head