3 Word Story Game

Discussion in 'Taylor's Tittle-Tattle - General Banter' started by magyarorszag, Apr 17, 2008.

  1. DIOS

    DIOS First Year Pro

    One day, Dave decided to got to New Zealand to bungee jump, but his sister kept his passport in her knickers to pleasure herself with. Then Dave developed a plan which involved his sister passport, and his mums reaction was very disproportionate to the size of the television; so she rang Frank to organize an emu for the party. Franks reaction was "An Emu!?! I'm only guessing but isn't the party supposed to be in my pants?". Daves mum answered "Let me help take that emu and put is somewhere safe. Listen, I've told you, please help me up instead of poking me with a blunt stick. Or better still, we could use my favourite type of oversized inflatable bed." Dave jumped into the bed, inside the matress, only to discover that his mother was secretly a vegatarian. Disgusted, Dave told her that the adverts below clearly showed that vegetarianism is a kick in the meatballs. Frank heard that the playboy Al bangura was last seen heading towards Luton, where he had heard the local mayor had promised eleven brand new people to be allowed to dance while representing the fine traditions of old hub cap curling in Bovingdon market.Meanwhile the emu suddenly discovered that Rod Hull's Hand was still stuck up his big inflatable bed. Aidy Marriappa anticipated this would happen. Everyone thought humphrey had lost his large red striped straw which he stuck up his big......"WATCH OUT, WATCH OUT, THERE'S A,
    Bookmakers Sandwich looking a lot like Nathan Ellingtons beard. 90 minutes later it was over.

    It wasn't really the vicar's fault Dave's sister had once considered endulging in some passport stealing. But unlocking the cave was another matter there was a very weird looking man and he punched Aidy because hes a tactical master of messing with the hoof.Also his subs where fooking shiite but Aidy thought they were very good, how dilusional
     
  2. Ian

    Ian Almost a millionaire

    One day, Dave decided to got to New Zealand to bungee jump, but his sister kept his passport in her knickers to pleasure herself with. Then Dave developed a plan which involved his sister passport, and his mums reaction was very disproportionate to the size of the television; so she rang Frank to organize an emu for the party. Franks reaction was "An Emu!?! I'm only guessing but isn't the party supposed to be in my pants?". Daves mum answered "Let me help take that emu and put is somewhere safe. Listen, I've told you, please help me up instead of poking me with a blunt stick. Or better still, we could use my favourite type of oversized inflatable bed." Dave jumped into the bed, inside the matress, only to discover that his mother was secretly a vegatarian. Disgusted, Dave told her that the adverts below clearly showed that vegetarianism is a kick in the meatballs. Frank heard that the playboy Al bangura was last seen heading towards Luton, where he had heard the local mayor had promised eleven brand new people to be allowed to dance while representing the fine traditions of old hub cap curling in Bovingdon market.Meanwhile the emu suddenly discovered that Rod Hull's Hand was still stuck up his big inflatable bed. Aidy Marriappa anticipated this would happen. Everyone thought humphrey had lost his large red striped straw which he stuck up his big......"WATCH OUT, WATCH OUT, THERE'S A,
    Bookmakers Sandwich looking a lot like Nathan Ellingtons beard. 90 minutes later it was over.

    It wasn't really the vicar's fault Dave's sister had once considered endulging in some passport stealing. But unlocking the cave was another matter there was a very weird looking man and he punched Aidy because hes a tactical master of messing with the hoof.Also his subs where fooking shiite but Aidy thought they were very good, how dilusional. Meanwhile, back at
     
  3. DIOS

    DIOS First Year Pro

    One day, Dave decided to got to New Zealand to bungee jump, but his sister kept his passport in her knickers to pleasure herself with. Then Dave developed a plan which involved his sister passport, and his mums reaction was very disproportionate to the size of the television; so she rang Frank to organize an emu for the party. Franks reaction was "An Emu!?! I'm only guessing but isn't the party supposed to be in my pants?". Daves mum answered "Let me help take that emu and put is somewhere safe. Listen, I've told you, please help me up instead of poking me with a blunt stick. Or better still, we could use my favourite type of oversized inflatable bed." Dave jumped into the bed, inside the matress, only to discover that his mother was secretly a vegatarian. Disgusted, Dave told her that the adverts below clearly showed that vegetarianism is a kick in the meatballs. Frank heard that the playboy Al bangura was last seen heading towards Luton, where he had heard the local mayor had promised eleven brand new people to be allowed to dance while representing the fine traditions of old hub cap curling in Bovingdon market.Meanwhile the emu suddenly discovered that Rod Hull's Hand was still stuck up his big inflatable bed. Aidy Marriappa anticipated this would happen. Everyone thought humphrey had lost his large red striped straw which he stuck up his big......"WATCH OUT, WATCH OUT, THERE'S A,
    Bookmakers Sandwich looking a lot like Nathan Ellingtons beard. 90 minutes later it was over.

    It wasn't really the vicar's fault Dave's sister had once considered endulging in some passport stealing. But unlocking the cave was another matter there was a very weird looking man and he punched Aidy because hes a tactical master of messing with the hoof.Also his subs where fooking shiite but Aidy thought they were very good, how dilusional. Meanwhile, back at dilusional Aidys place
     
  4. Harrow Orn

    Harrow Orn Squad Player

    One day, Dave decided to got to New Zealand to bungee jump, but his sister kept his passport in her knickers to pleasure herself with. Then Dave developed a plan which involved his sister passport, and his mums reaction was very disproportionate to the size of the television; so she rang Frank to organize an emu for the party. Franks reaction was "An Emu!?! I'm only guessing but isn't the party supposed to be in my pants?". Daves mum answered "Let me help take that emu and put is somewhere safe. Listen, I've told you, please help me up instead of poking me with a blunt stick. Or better still, we could use my favourite type of oversized inflatable bed." Dave jumped into the bed, inside the matress, only to discover that his mother was secretly a vegatarian. Disgusted, Dave told her that the adverts below clearly showed that vegetarianism is a kick in the meatballs. Frank heard that the playboy Al bangura was last seen heading towards Luton, where he had heard the local mayor had promised eleven brand new people to be allowed to dance while representing the fine traditions of old hub cap curling in Bovingdon market.Meanwhile the emu suddenly discovered that Rod Hull's Hand was still stuck up his big inflatable bed. Aidy Marriappa anticipated this would happen. Everyone thought humphrey had lost his large red striped straw which he stuck up his big......"WATCH OUT, WATCH OUT, THERE'S A,
    Bookmakers Sandwich looking a lot like Nathan Ellingtons beard. 90 minutes later it was over.

    It wasn't really the vicar's fault Dave's sister had once considered endulging in some passport stealing. But unlocking the cave was another matter there was a very weird looking man and he punched Aidy because hes a tactical master of messing with the hoof.Also his subs where fooking shiite but Aidy thought they were very good, how dilusional. Meanwhile, back at dilusional Aidys place Aidy saw something
     
  5. DMR

    DMR Squad Player

    One day, Dave decided to got to New Zealand to bungee jump, but his sister kept his passport in her knickers to pleasure herself with. Then Dave developed a plan which involved his sister passport, and his mums reaction was very disproportionate to the size of the television; so she rang Frank to organize an emu for the party. Franks reaction was "An Emu!?! I'm only guessing but isn't the party supposed to be in my pants?". Daves mum answered "Let me help take that emu and put is somewhere safe. Listen, I've told you, please help me up instead of poking me with a blunt stick. Or better still, we could use my favourite type of oversized inflatable bed." Dave jumped into the bed, inside the matress, only to discover that his mother was secretly a vegatarian. Disgusted, Dave told her that the adverts below clearly showed that vegetarianism is a kick in the meatballs. Frank heard that the playboy Al bangura was last seen heading towards Luton, where he had heard the local mayor had promised eleven brand new people to be allowed to dance while representing the fine traditions of old hub cap curling in Bovingdon market.Meanwhile the emu suddenly discovered that Rod Hull's Hand was still stuck up his big inflatable bed. Aidy Marriappa anticipated this would happen. Everyone thought humphrey had lost his large red striped straw which he stuck up his big......"WATCH OUT, WATCH OUT, THERE'S A,
    Bookmakers Sandwich looking a lot like Nathan Ellingtons beard. 90 minutes later it was over.

    It wasn't really the vicar's fault Dave's sister had once considered endulging in some passport stealing. But unlocking the cave was another matter there was a very weird looking man and he punched Aidy because hes a tactical master of messing with the hoof.Also his subs where fooking shiite but Aidy thought they were very good, how dilusional. Meanwhile, back at dilusional Aidys place Aidy saw something which was very
     
  6. Harrow Orn

    Harrow Orn Squad Player

    One day, Dave decided to got to New Zealand to bungee jump, but his sister kept his passport in her knickers to pleasure herself with. Then Dave developed a plan which involved his sister passport, and his mums reaction was very disproportionate to the size of the television; so she rang Frank to organize an emu for the party. Franks reaction was "An Emu!?! I'm only guessing but isn't the party supposed to be in my pants?". Daves mum answered "Let me help take that emu and put is somewhere safe. Listen, I've told you, please help me up instead of poking me with a blunt stick. Or better still, we could use my favourite type of oversized inflatable bed." Dave jumped into the bed, inside the matress, only to discover that his mother was secretly a vegatarian. Disgusted, Dave told her that the adverts below clearly showed that vegetarianism is a kick in the meatballs. Frank heard that the playboy Al bangura was last seen heading towards Luton, where he had heard the local mayor had promised eleven brand new people to be allowed to dance while representing the fine traditions of old hub cap curling in Bovingdon market.Meanwhile the emu suddenly discovered that Rod Hull's Hand was still stuck up his big inflatable bed. Aidy Marriappa anticipated this would happen. Everyone thought humphrey had lost his large red striped straw which he stuck up his big......"WATCH OUT, WATCH OUT, THERE'S A,
    Bookmakers Sandwich looking a lot like Nathan Ellingtons beard. 90 minutes later it was over.

    It wasn't really the vicar's fault Dave's sister had once considered endulging in some passport stealing. But unlocking the cave was another matter there was a very weird looking man and he punched Aidy because hes a tactical master of messing with the hoof.Also his subs where fooking shiite but Aidy thought they were very good, how dilusional. Meanwhile, back at dilusional Aidys place Aidy saw something which was very big and hairy
     
  7. DMR

    DMR Squad Player

    One day, Dave decided to got to New Zealand to bungee jump, but his sister kept his passport in her knickers to pleasure herself with. Then Dave developed a plan which involved his sister passport, and his mums reaction was very disproportionate to the size of the television; so she rang Frank to organize an emu for the party. Franks reaction was "An Emu!?! I'm only guessing but isn't the party supposed to be in my pants?". Daves mum answered "Let me help take that emu and put is somewhere safe. Listen, I've told you, please help me up instead of poking me with a blunt stick. Or better still, we could use my favourite type of oversized inflatable bed." Dave jumped into the bed, inside the matress, only to discover that his mother was secretly a vegatarian. Disgusted, Dave told her that the adverts below clearly showed that vegetarianism is a kick in the meatballs. Frank heard that the playboy Al bangura was last seen heading towards Luton, where he had heard the local mayor had promised eleven brand new people to be allowed to dance while representing the fine traditions of old hub cap curling in Bovingdon market.Meanwhile the emu suddenly discovered that Rod Hull's Hand was still stuck up his big inflatable bed. Aidy Marriappa anticipated this would happen. Everyone thought humphrey had lost his large red striped straw which he stuck up his big......"WATCH OUT, WATCH OUT, THERE'S A,
    Bookmakers Sandwich looking a lot like Nathan Ellingtons beard. 90 minutes later it was over.

    It wasn't really the vicar's fault Dave's sister had once considered endulging in some passport stealing. But unlocking the cave was another matter there was a very weird looking man and he punched Aidy because hes a tactical master of messing with the hoof.Also his subs where fooking shiite but Aidy thought they were very good, how dilusional. Meanwhile, back at dilusional Aidys place Aidy saw something which was very big and hairy like Danny Shittu's...
     
  8. Bubble

    Bubble Wise Oracle

    One day, Dave decided to got to New Zealand to bungee jump, but his sister kept his passport in her knickers to pleasure herself with. Then Dave developed a plan which involved his sister passport, and his mums reaction was very disproportionate to the size of the television; so she rang Frank to organize an emu for the party. Franks reaction was "An Emu!?! I'm only guessing but isn't the party supposed to be in my pants?". Daves mum answered "Let me help take that emu and put is somewhere safe. Listen, I've told you, please help me up instead of poking me with a blunt stick. Or better still, we could use my favourite type of oversized inflatable bed." Dave jumped into the bed, inside the matress, only to discover that his mother was secretly a vegatarian. Disgusted, Dave told her that the adverts below clearly showed that vegetarianism is a kick in the meatballs. Frank heard that the playboy Al bangura was last seen heading towards Luton, where he had heard the local mayor had promised eleven brand new people to be allowed to dance while representing the fine traditions of old hub cap curling in Bovingdon market.Meanwhile the emu suddenly discovered that Rod Hull's Hand was still stuck up his big inflatable bed. Aidy Marriappa anticipated this would happen. Everyone thought humphrey had lost his large red striped straw which he stuck up his big......"WATCH OUT, WATCH OUT, THERE'S A,
    Bookmakers Sandwich looking a lot like Nathan Ellingtons beard. 90 minutes later it was over.

    It wasn't really the vicar's fault Dave's sister had once considered endulging in some passport stealing. But unlocking the cave was another matter there was a very weird looking man and he punched Aidy because hes a tactical master of messing with the hoof.Also his subs where fooking shiite but Aidy thought they were very good, how dilusional. Meanwhile, back at dilusional Aidys place Aidy saw something which was very big and hairy like Danny Shittu's scrotal sack. Suddenly
     
  9. Cude>2<

    Cude>2< First Team Captain

    One day, Dave decided to got to New Zealand to bungee jump, but his sister kept his passport in her knickers to pleasure herself with. Then Dave developed a plan which involved his sister passport, and his mums reaction was very disproportionate to the size of the television; so she rang Frank to organize an emu for the party. Franks reaction was "An Emu!?! I'm only guessing but isn't the party supposed to be in my pants?". Daves mum answered "Let me help take that emu and put is somewhere safe. Listen, I've told you, please help me up instead of poking me with a blunt stick. Or better still, we could use my favourite type of oversized inflatable bed." Dave jumped into the bed, inside the matress, only to discover that his mother was secretly a vegatarian. Disgusted, Dave told her that the adverts below clearly showed that vegetarianism is a kick in the meatballs. Frank heard that the playboy Al bangura was last seen heading towards Luton, where he had heard the local mayor had promised eleven brand new people to be allowed to dance while representing the fine traditions of old hub cap curling in Bovingdon market.Meanwhile the emu suddenly discovered that Rod Hull's Hand was still stuck up his big inflatable bed. Aidy Marriappa anticipated this would happen. Everyone thought humphrey had lost his large red striped straw which he stuck up his big......"WATCH OUT, WATCH OUT, THERE'S A,
    Bookmakers Sandwich looking a lot like Nathan Ellingtons beard. 90 minutes later it was over.

    It wasn't really the vicar's fault Dave's sister had once considered endulging in some passport stealing. But unlocking the cave was another matter there was a very weird looking man and he punched Aidy because hes a tactical master of messing with the hoof.Also his subs where fooking shiite but Aidy thought they were very good, how dilusional. Meanwhile, back at dilusional Aidys place Aidy saw something which was very big and hairy like Danny Shittu's scrotal sack. Suddenly Nathan Ellington came
     
  10. Bubble

    Bubble Wise Oracle

    One day, Dave decided to got to New Zealand to bungee jump, but his sister kept his passport in her knickers to pleasure herself with. Then Dave developed a plan which involved his sister passport, and his mums reaction was very disproportionate to the size of the television; so she rang Frank to organize an emu for the party. Franks reaction was "An Emu!?! I'm only guessing but isn't the party supposed to be in my pants?". Daves mum answered "Let me help take that emu and put is somewhere safe. Listen, I've told you, please help me up instead of poking me with a blunt stick. Or better still, we could use my favourite type of oversized inflatable bed." Dave jumped into the bed, inside the matress, only to discover that his mother was secretly a vegatarian. Disgusted, Dave told her that the adverts below clearly showed that vegetarianism is a kick in the meatballs. Frank heard that the playboy Al bangura was last seen heading towards Luton, where he had heard the local mayor had promised eleven brand new people to be allowed to dance while representing the fine traditions of old hub cap curling in Bovingdon market.Meanwhile the emu suddenly discovered that Rod Hull's Hand was still stuck up his big inflatable bed. Aidy Marriappa anticipated this would happen. Everyone thought humphrey had lost his large red striped straw which he stuck up his big......"WATCH OUT, WATCH OUT, THERE'S A,
    Bookmakers Sandwich looking a lot like Nathan Ellingtons beard. 90 minutes later it was over.

    It wasn't really the vicar's fault Dave's sister had once considered endulging in some passport stealing. But unlocking the cave was another matter there was a very weird looking man and he punched Aidy because hes a tactical master of messing with the hoof.Also his subs where fooking shiite but Aidy thought they were very good, how dilusional. Meanwhile, back at dilusional Aidys place Aidy saw something which was very big and hairy like Danny Shittu's scrotal sack. Suddenly Nathan Ellington came to Aidy's house
     
  11. YellowYoda

    YellowYoda Squad Player

    One day, Dave decided to got to New Zealand to bungee jump, but his sister kept his passport in her knickers to pleasure herself with. Then Dave developed a plan which involved his sister passport, and his mums reaction was very disproportionate to the size of the television; so she rang Frank to organize an emu for the party. Franks reaction was "An Emu!?! I'm only guessing but isn't the party supposed to be in my pants?". Daves mum answered "Let me help take that emu and put is somewhere safe. Listen, I've told you, please help me up instead of poking me with a blunt stick. Or better still, we could use my favourite type of oversized inflatable bed." Dave jumped into the bed, inside the matress, only to discover that his mother was secretly a vegatarian. Disgusted, Dave told her that the adverts below clearly showed that vegetarianism is a kick in the meatballs. Frank heard that the playboy Al bangura was last seen heading towards Luton, where he had heard the local mayor had promised eleven brand new people to be allowed to dance while representing the fine traditions of old hub cap curling in Bovingdon market.Meanwhile the emu suddenly discovered that Rod Hull's Hand was still stuck up his big inflatable bed. Aidy Marriappa anticipated this would happen. Everyone thought humphrey had lost his large red striped straw which he stuck up his big......"WATCH OUT, WATCH OUT, THERE'S A,
    Bookmakers Sandwich looking a lot like Nathan Ellingtons beard. 90 minutes later it was over.

    It wasn't really the vicar's fault Dave's sister had once considered endulging in some passport stealing. But unlocking the cave was another matter there was a very weird looking man and he punched Aidy because hes a tactical master of messing with the hoof.Also his subs where fooking shiite but Aidy thought they were very good, how dilusional. Meanwhile, back at dilusional Aidys place Aidy saw something which was very big and hairy like Danny Shittu's scrotal sack. Suddenly Nathan Ellington came to Aidy's house so shittu could...
     
  12. Harrow Orn

    Harrow Orn Squad Player

    One day, Dave decided to got to New Zealand to bungee jump, but his sister kept his passport in her knickers to pleasure herself with. Then Dave developed a plan which involved his sister passport, and his mums reaction was very disproportionate to the size of the television; so she rang Frank to organize an emu for the party. Franks reaction was "An Emu!?! I'm only guessing but isn't the party supposed to be in my pants?". Daves mum answered "Let me help take that emu and put is somewhere safe. Listen, I've told you, please help me up instead of poking me with a blunt stick. Or better still, we could use my favourite type of oversized inflatable bed." Dave jumped into the bed, inside the matress, only to discover that his mother was secretly a vegatarian. Disgusted, Dave told her that the adverts below clearly showed that vegetarianism is a kick in the meatballs. Frank heard that the playboy Al bangura was last seen heading towards Luton, where he had heard the local mayor had promised eleven brand new people to be allowed to dance while representing the fine traditions of old hub cap curling in Bovingdon market.Meanwhile the emu suddenly discovered that Rod Hull's Hand was still stuck up his big inflatable bed. Aidy Marriappa anticipated this would happen. Everyone thought humphrey had lost his large red striped straw which he stuck up his big......"WATCH OUT, WATCH OUT, THERE'S A,
    Bookmakers Sandwich looking a lot like Nathan Ellingtons beard. 90 minutes later it was over.

    It wasn't really the vicar's fault Dave's sister had once considered endulging in some passport stealing. But unlocking the cave was another matter there was a very weird looking man and he punched Aidy because hes a tactical master of messing with the hoof.Also his subs where fooking shiite but Aidy thought they were very good, how dilusional. Meanwhile, back at dilusional Aidys place Aidy saw something which was very big and hairy like Danny Shittu's scrotal sack. Suddenly Nathan Ellington came to Aidy's house so shittu could tell him how
     
  13. YellowYoda

    YellowYoda Squad Player

    One day, Dave decided to got to New Zealand to bungee jump, but his sister kept his passport in her knickers to pleasure herself with. Then Dave developed a plan which involved his sister passport, and his mums reaction was very disproportionate to the size of the television; so she rang Frank to organize an emu for the party. Franks reaction was "An Emu!?! I'm only guessing but isn't the party supposed to be in my pants?". Daves mum answered "Let me help take that emu and put is somewhere safe. Listen, I've told you, please help me up instead of poking me with a blunt stick. Or better still, we could use my favourite type of oversized inflatable bed." Dave jumped into the bed, inside the matress, only to discover that his mother was secretly a vegatarian. Disgusted, Dave told her that the adverts below clearly showed that vegetarianism is a kick in the meatballs. Frank heard that the playboy Al bangura was last seen heading towards Luton, where he had heard the local mayor had promised eleven brand new people to be allowed to dance while representing the fine traditions of old hub cap curling in Bovingdon market.Meanwhile the emu suddenly discovered that Rod Hull's Hand was still stuck up his big inflatable bed. Aidy Marriappa anticipated this would happen. Everyone thought humphrey had lost his large red striped straw which he stuck up his big......"WATCH OUT, WATCH OUT, THERE'S A,
    Bookmakers Sandwich looking a lot like Nathan Ellingtons beard. 90 minutes later it was over.

    It wasn't really the vicar's fault Dave's sister had once considered endulging in some passport stealing. But unlocking the cave was another matter there was a very weird looking man and he punched Aidy because hes a tactical master of messing with the hoof.Also his subs where fooking shiite but Aidy thought they were very good, how dilusional. Meanwhile, back at dilusional Aidys place Aidy saw something which was very big and hairy like Danny Shittu's scrotal sack. Suddenly Nathan Ellington came to Aidy's house so shittu could tell him how much he wanted...
     
  14. Cude>2<

    Cude>2< First Team Captain

    One day, Dave decided to got to New Zealand to bungee jump, but his sister kept his passport in her knickers to pleasure herself with. Then Dave developed a plan which involved his sister passport, and his mums reaction was very disproportionate to the size of the television; so she rang Frank to organize an emu for the party. Franks reaction was "An Emu!?! I'm only guessing but isn't the party supposed to be in my pants?". Daves mum answered "Let me help take that emu and put is somewhere safe. Listen, I've told you, please help me up instead of poking me with a blunt stick. Or better still, we could use my favourite type of oversized inflatable bed." Dave jumped into the bed, inside the matress, only to discover that his mother was secretly a vegatarian. Disgusted, Dave told her that the adverts below clearly showed that vegetarianism is a kick in the meatballs. Frank heard that the playboy Al bangura was last seen heading towards Luton, where he had heard the local mayor had promised eleven brand new people to be allowed to dance while representing the fine traditions of old hub cap curling in Bovingdon market.Meanwhile the emu suddenly discovered that Rod Hull's Hand was still stuck up his big inflatable bed. Aidy Marriappa anticipated this would happen. Everyone thought humphrey had lost his large red striped straw which he stuck up his big......"WATCH OUT, WATCH OUT, THERE'S A,
    Bookmakers Sandwich looking a lot like Nathan Ellingtons beard. 90 minutes later it was over.

    It wasn't really the vicar's fault Dave's sister had once considered endulging in some passport stealing. But unlocking the cave was another matter there was a very weird looking man and he punched Aidy because hes a tactical master of messing with the hoof.Also his subs where fooking shiite but Aidy thought they were very good, how dilusional. Meanwhile, back at dilusional Aidys place Aidy saw something which was very big and hairy like Danny Shittu's scrotal sack. Suddenly Nathan Ellington came to Aidy's house so shittu could tell him how much he wanted to suck on
     
  15. Harrow Orn

    Harrow Orn Squad Player

    One day, Dave decided to got to New Zealand to bungee jump, but his sister kept his passport in her knickers to pleasure herself with. Then Dave developed a plan which involved his sister passport, and his mums reaction was very disproportionate to the size of the television; so she rang Frank to organize an emu for the party. Franks reaction was "An Emu!?! I'm only guessing but isn't the party supposed to be in my pants?". Daves mum answered "Let me help take that emu and put is somewhere safe. Listen, I've told you, please help me up instead of poking me with a blunt stick. Or better still, we could use my favourite type of oversized inflatable bed." Dave jumped into the bed, inside the matress, only to discover that his mother was secretly a vegatarian. Disgusted, Dave told her that the adverts below clearly showed that vegetarianism is a kick in the meatballs. Frank heard that the playboy Al bangura was last seen heading towards Luton, where he had heard the local mayor had promised eleven brand new people to be allowed to dance while representing the fine traditions of old hub cap curling in Bovingdon market.Meanwhile the emu suddenly discovered that Rod Hull's Hand was still stuck up his big inflatable bed. Aidy Marriappa anticipated this would happen. Everyone thought humphrey had lost his large red striped straw which he stuck up his big......"WATCH OUT, WATCH OUT, THERE'S A,
    Bookmakers Sandwich looking a lot like Nathan Ellingtons beard. 90 minutes later it was over.

    It wasn't really the vicar's fault Dave's sister had once considered endulging in some passport stealing. But unlocking the cave was another matter there was a very weird looking man and he punched Aidy because hes a tactical master of messing with the hoof.Also his subs where fooking shiite but Aidy thought they were very good, how dilusional. Meanwhile, back at dilusional Aidys place Aidy saw something which was very big and hairy like Danny Shittu's scrotal sack. Suddenly Nathan Ellington came to Aidy's house so shittu could tell him how much he wanted to suck on his very big
     
  16. Bubble

    Bubble Wise Oracle

    One day, Dave decided to got to New Zealand to bungee jump, but his sister kept his passport in her knickers to pleasure herself with. Then Dave developed a plan which involved his sister passport, and his mums reaction was very disproportionate to the size of the television; so she rang Frank to organize an emu for the party. Franks reaction was "An Emu!?! I'm only guessing but isn't the party supposed to be in my pants?". Daves mum answered "Let me help take that emu and put is somewhere safe. Listen, I've told you, please help me up instead of poking me with a blunt stick. Or better still, we could use my favourite type of oversized inflatable bed." Dave jumped into the bed, inside the matress, only to discover that his mother was secretly a vegatarian. Disgusted, Dave told her that the adverts below clearly showed that vegetarianism is a kick in the meatballs. Frank heard that the playboy Al bangura was last seen heading towards Luton, where he had heard the local mayor had promised eleven brand new people to be allowed to dance while representing the fine traditions of old hub cap curling in Bovingdon market.Meanwhile the emu suddenly discovered that Rod Hull's Hand was still stuck up his big inflatable bed. Aidy Marriappa anticipated this would happen. Everyone thought humphrey had lost his large red striped straw which he stuck up his big......"WATCH OUT, WATCH OUT, THERE'S A,
    Bookmakers Sandwich looking a lot like Nathan Ellingtons beard. 90 minutes later it was over.

    It wasn't really the vicar's fault Dave's sister had once considered endulging in some passport stealing. But unlocking the cave was another matter there was a very weird looking man and he punched Aidy because hes a tactical master of messing with the hoof.Also his subs where fooking shiite but Aidy thought they were very good, how dilusional. Meanwhile, back at dilusional Aidys place Aidy saw something which was very big and hairy like Danny Shittu's scrotal sack. Suddenly Nathan Ellington came to Aidy's house so shittu could tell him how much he wanted to suck on his crack pipe
     
  17. Cude>2<

    Cude>2< First Team Captain

    One day, Dave decided to got to New Zealand to bungee jump, but his sister kept his passport in her knickers to pleasure herself with. Then Dave developed a plan which involved his sister passport, and his mums reaction was very disproportionate to the size of the television; so she rang Frank to organize an emu for the party. Franks reaction was "An Emu!?! I'm only guessing but isn't the party supposed to be in my pants?". Daves mum answered "Let me help take that emu and put is somewhere safe. Listen, I've told you, please help me up instead of poking me with a blunt stick. Or better still, we could use my favourite type of oversized inflatable bed." Dave jumped into the bed, inside the matress, only to discover that his mother was secretly a vegatarian. Disgusted, Dave told her that the adverts below clearly showed that vegetarianism is a kick in the meatballs. Frank heard that the playboy Al bangura was last seen heading towards Luton, where he had heard the local mayor had promised eleven brand new people to be allowed to dance while representing the fine traditions of old hub cap curling in Bovingdon market.Meanwhile the emu suddenly discovered that Rod Hull's Hand was still stuck up his big inflatable bed. Aidy Marriappa anticipated this would happen. Everyone thought humphrey had lost his large red striped straw which he stuck up his big......"WATCH OUT, WATCH OUT, THERE'S A,
    Bookmakers Sandwich looking a lot like Nathan Ellingtons beard. 90 minutes later it was over.

    It wasn't really the vicar's fault Dave's sister had once considered endulging in some passport stealing. But unlocking the cave was another matter there was a very weird looking man and he punched Aidy because hes a tactical master of messing with the hoof.Also his subs where fooking shiite but Aidy thought they were very good, how dilusional. Meanwhile, back at dilusional Aidys place Aidy saw something which was very big and hairy like Danny Shittu's scrotal sack. Suddenly Nathan Ellington came to Aidy's house so shittu could tell him how much he wanted to suck on his crack pipe and eat some
     
  18. YellowYoda

    YellowYoda Squad Player

    One day, Dave decided to got to New Zealand to bungee jump, but his sister kept his passport in her knickers to pleasure herself with. Then Dave developed a plan which involved his sister passport, and his mums reaction was very disproportionate to the size of the television; so she rang Frank to organize an emu for the party. Franks reaction was "An Emu!?! I'm only guessing but isn't the party supposed to be in my pants?". Daves mum answered "Let me help take that emu and put is somewhere safe. Listen, I've told you, please help me up instead of poking me with a blunt stick. Or better still, we could use my favourite type of oversized inflatable bed." Dave jumped into the bed, inside the matress, only to discover that his mother was secretly a vegatarian. Disgusted, Dave told her that the adverts below clearly showed that vegetarianism is a kick in the meatballs. Frank heard that the playboy Al bangura was last seen heading towards Luton, where he had heard the local mayor had promised eleven brand new people to be allowed to dance while representing the fine traditions of old hub cap curling in Bovingdon market.Meanwhile the emu suddenly discovered that Rod Hull's Hand was still stuck up his big inflatable bed. Aidy Marriappa anticipated this would happen. Everyone thought humphrey had lost his large red striped straw which he stuck up his big......"WATCH OUT, WATCH OUT, THERE'S A,
    Bookmakers Sandwich looking a lot like Nathan Ellingtons beard. 90 minutes later it was over.

    It wasn't really the vicar's fault Dave's sister had once considered endulging in some passport stealing. But unlocking the cave was another matter there was a very weird looking man and he punched Aidy because hes a tactical master of messing with the hoof.Also his subs where fooking shiite but Aidy thought they were very good, how dilusional. Meanwhile, back at dilusional Aidys place Aidy saw something which was very big and hairy like Danny Shittu's scrotal sack. Suddenly Nathan Ellington came to Aidy's house so shittu could tell him how much he wanted to suck on his crack pipe and eat some of Dave's sister's

     
  19. Bubble

    Bubble Wise Oracle

    One day, Dave decided to got to New Zealand to bungee jump, but his sister kept his passport in her knickers to pleasure herself with. Then Dave developed a plan which involved his sister passport, and his mums reaction was very disproportionate to the size of the television; so she rang Frank to organize an emu for the party. Franks reaction was "An Emu!?! I'm only guessing but isn't the party supposed to be in my pants?". Daves mum answered "Let me help take that emu and put is somewhere safe. Listen, I've told you, please help me up instead of poking me with a blunt stick. Or better still, we could use my favourite type of oversized inflatable bed." Dave jumped into the bed, inside the matress, only to discover that his mother was secretly a vegatarian. Disgusted, Dave told her that the adverts below clearly showed that vegetarianism is a kick in the meatballs. Frank heard that the playboy Al bangura was last seen heading towards Luton, where he had heard the local mayor had promised eleven brand new people to be allowed to dance while representing the fine traditions of old hub cap curling in Bovingdon market.Meanwhile the emu suddenly discovered that Rod Hull's Hand was still stuck up his big inflatable bed. Aidy Marriappa anticipated this would happen. Everyone thought humphrey had lost his large red striped straw which he stuck up his big......"WATCH OUT, WATCH OUT, THERE'S A,
    Bookmakers Sandwich looking a lot like Nathan Ellingtons beard. 90 minutes later it was over.

    It wasn't really the vicar's fault Dave's sister had once considered endulging in some passport stealing. But unlocking the cave was another matter there was a very weird looking man and he punched Aidy because hes a tactical master of messing with the hoof.Also his subs where fooking shiite but Aidy thought they were very good, how dilusional. Meanwhile, back at dilusional Aidys place Aidy saw something which was very big and hairy like Danny Shittu's scrotal sack. Suddenly Nathan Ellington came to Aidy's house so shittu could tell him how much he wanted to suck on his crack pipe and eat some of Ellington's curry
     
  20. YellowYoda

    YellowYoda Squad Player

    One day, Dave decided to got to New Zealand to bungee jump, but his sister kept his passport in her knickers to pleasure herself with. Then Dave developed a plan which involved his sister passport, and his mums reaction was very disproportionate to the size of the television; so she rang Frank to organize an emu for the party. Franks reaction was "An Emu!?! I'm only guessing but isn't the party supposed to be in my pants?". Daves mum answered "Let me help take that emu and put is somewhere safe. Listen, I've told you, please help me up instead of poking me with a blunt stick. Or better still, we could use my favourite type of oversized inflatable bed." Dave jumped into the bed, inside the matress, only to discover that his mother was secretly a vegatarian. Disgusted, Dave told her that the adverts below clearly showed that vegetarianism is a kick in the meatballs. Frank heard that the playboy Al bangura was last seen heading towards Luton, where he had heard the local mayor had promised eleven brand new people to be allowed to dance while representing the fine traditions of old hub cap curling in Bovingdon market.Meanwhile the emu suddenly discovered that Rod Hull's Hand was still stuck up his big inflatable bed. Aidy Marriappa anticipated this would happen. Everyone thought humphrey had lost his large red striped straw which he stuck up his big......"WATCH OUT, WATCH OUT, THERE'S A,
    Bookmakers Sandwich looking a lot like Nathan Ellingtons beard. 90 minutes later it was over.

    It wasn't really the vicar's fault Dave's sister had once considered endulging in some passport stealing. But unlocking the cave was another matter there was a very weird looking man and he punched Aidy because hes a tactical master of messing with the hoof.Also his subs where fooking shiite but Aidy thought they were very good, how dilusional. Meanwhile, back at dilusional Aidys place Aidy saw something which was very big and hairy like Danny Shittu's scrotal sack. Suddenly Nathan Ellington came to Aidy's house so shittu could tell him how much he wanted to suck on his crack pipe and eat some of Ellington's curry. Dave's sister joined
     
    Last edited: Apr 20, 2008
  21. Bubble

    Bubble Wise Oracle

    One day, Dave decided to got to New Zealand to bungee jump, but his sister kept his passport in her knickers to pleasure herself with. Then Dave developed a plan which involved his sister passport, and his mums reaction was very disproportionate to the size of the television; so she rang Frank to organize an emu for the party. Franks reaction was "An Emu!?! I'm only guessing but isn't the party supposed to be in my pants?". Daves mum answered "Let me help take that emu and put is somewhere safe. Listen, I've told you, please help me up instead of poking me with a blunt stick. Or better still, we could use my favourite type of oversized inflatable bed." Dave jumped into the bed, inside the matress, only to discover that his mother was secretly a vegatarian. Disgusted, Dave told her that the adverts below clearly showed that vegetarianism is a kick in the meatballs. Frank heard that the playboy Al bangura was last seen heading towards Luton, where he had heard the local mayor had promised eleven brand new people to be allowed to dance while representing the fine traditions of old hub cap curling in Bovingdon market.Meanwhile the emu suddenly discovered that Rod Hull's Hand was still stuck up his big inflatable bed. Aidy Marriappa anticipated this would happen. Everyone thought humphrey had lost his large red striped straw which he stuck up his big......"WATCH OUT, WATCH OUT, THERE'S A,
    Bookmakers Sandwich looking a lot like Nathan Ellingtons beard. 90 minutes later it was over.

    It wasn't really the vicar's fault Dave's sister had once considered endulging in some passport stealing. But unlocking the cave was another matter there was a very weird looking man and he punched Aidy because hes a tactical master of messing with the hoof.Also his subs where fooking shiite but Aidy thought they were very good, how dilusional. Meanwhile, back at dilusional Aidys place Aidy saw something which was very big and hairy like Danny Shittu's scrotal sack. Suddenly Nathan Ellington came to Aidy's house so shittu could tell him how much he wanted to suck on his crack pipe and eat some of Ellington's curry. Dave's sister joined in the festivities
     
  22. YellowYoda

    YellowYoda Squad Player

    One day, Dave decided to got to New Zealand to bungee jump, but his sister kept his passport in her knickers to pleasure herself with. Then Dave developed a plan which involved his sister passport, and his mums reaction was very disproportionate to the size of the television; so she rang Frank to organize an emu for the party. Franks reaction was "An Emu!?! I'm only guessing but isn't the party supposed to be in my pants?". Daves mum answered "Let me help take that emu and put is somewhere safe. Listen, I've told you, please help me up instead of poking me with a blunt stick. Or better still, we could use my favourite type of oversized inflatable bed." Dave jumped into the bed, inside the matress, only to discover that his mother was secretly a vegatarian. Disgusted, Dave told her that the adverts below clearly showed that vegetarianism is a kick in the meatballs. Frank heard that the playboy Al bangura was last seen heading towards Luton, where he had heard the local mayor had promised eleven brand new people to be allowed to dance while representing the fine traditions of old hub cap curling in Bovingdon market.Meanwhile the emu suddenly discovered that Rod Hull's Hand was still stuck up his big inflatable bed. Aidy Marriappa anticipated this would happen. Everyone thought humphrey had lost his large red striped straw which he stuck up his big......"WATCH OUT, WATCH OUT, THERE'S A,
    Bookmakers Sandwich looking a lot like Nathan Ellingtons beard. 90 minutes later it was over.

    It wasn't really the vicar's fault Dave's sister had once considered endulging in some passport stealing. But unlocking the cave was another matter there was a very weird looking man and he punched Aidy because hes a tactical master of messing with the hoof.Also his subs where fooking shiite but Aidy thought they were very good, how dilusional. Meanwhile, back at dilusional Aidys place Aidy saw something which was very big and hairy like Danny Shittu's scrotal sack. Suddenly Nathan Ellington came to Aidy's house so shittu could tell him how much he wanted to suck on his crack pipe and eat some of Ellington's curry. Dave's sister joined in the festivities she sucked something
     
  23. albangura9

    albangura9 Squad Player

    One day, Dave decided to got to New Zealand to bungee jump, but his sister kept his passport in her knickers to pleasure herself with. Then Dave developed a plan which involved his sister passport, and his mums reaction was very disproportionate to the size of the television; so she rang Frank to organize an emu for the party. Franks reaction was "An Emu!?! I'm only guessing but isn't the party supposed to be in my pants?". Daves mum answered "Let me help take that emu and put is somewhere safe. Listen, I've told you, please help me up instead of poking me with a blunt stick. Or better still, we could use my favourite type of oversized inflatable bed." Dave jumped into the bed, inside the matress, only to discover that his mother was secretly a vegatarian. Disgusted, Dave told her that the adverts below clearly showed that vegetarianism is a kick in the meatballs. Frank heard that the playboy Al bangura was last seen heading towards Luton, where he had heard the local mayor had promised eleven brand new people to be allowed to dance while representing the fine traditions of old hub cap curling in Bovingdon market.Meanwhile the emu suddenly discovered that Rod Hull's Hand was still stuck up his big inflatable bed. Aidy Marriappa anticipated this would happen. Everyone thought humphrey had lost his large red striped straw which he stuck up his big......"WATCH OUT, WATCH OUT, THERE'S A,
    Bookmakers Sandwich looking a lot like Nathan Ellingtons beard. 90 minutes later it was over.

    It wasn't really the vicar's fault Dave's sister had once considered endulging in some passport stealing. But unlocking the cave was another matter there was a very weird looking man and he punched Aidy because hes a tactical master of messing with the hoof.Also his subs where fooking shiite but Aidy thought they were very good, how dilusional. Meanwhile, back at dilusional Aidys place Aidy saw something which was very big and hairy like Danny Shittu's scrotal sack. Suddenly Nathan Ellington came to Aidy's house so shittu could tell him how much he wanted to suck on his crack pipe and eat some of Ellington's curry. Dave's sister joined in the festivities she sucked something that resembled a
     
  24. Ian

    Ian Almost a millionaire

    One day, Dave decided to got to New Zealand to bungee jump, but his sister kept his passport in her knickers to pleasure herself with. Then Dave developed a plan which involved his sister passport, and his mums reaction was very disproportionate to the size of the television; so she rang Frank to organize an emu for the party. Franks reaction was "An Emu!?! I'm only guessing but isn't the party supposed to be in my pants?". Daves mum answered "Let me help take that emu and put is somewhere safe. Listen, I've told you, please help me up instead of poking me with a blunt stick. Or better still, we could use my favourite type of oversized inflatable bed." Dave jumped into the bed, inside the matress, only to discover that his mother was secretly a vegatarian. Disgusted, Dave told her that the adverts below clearly showed that vegetarianism is a kick in the meatballs. Frank heard that the playboy Al bangura was last seen heading towards Luton, where he had heard the local mayor had promised eleven brand new people to be allowed to dance while representing the fine traditions of old hub cap curling in Bovingdon market.Meanwhile the emu suddenly discovered that Rod Hull's Hand was still stuck up his big inflatable bed. Aidy Marriappa anticipated this would happen. Everyone thought humphrey had lost his large red striped straw which he stuck up his big......"WATCH OUT, WATCH OUT, THERE'S A,
    Bookmakers Sandwich looking a lot like Nathan Ellingtons beard. 90 minutes later it was over.

    It wasn't really the vicar's fault Dave's sister had once considered endulging in some passport stealing. But unlocking the cave was another matter there was a very weird looking man and he punched Aidy because hes a tactical master of messing with the hoof.Also his subs where fooking shiite but Aidy thought they were very good, how dilusional. Meanwhile, back at dilusional Aidys place Aidy saw something which was very big and hairy like Danny Shittu's scrotal sack. Suddenly Nathan Ellington came to Aidy's house so shittu could tell him how much he wanted to suck on his crack pipe and eat some of Ellington's curry. Dave's sister joined in the festivities she sucked something that resembled a slightly used, brownish
     
  25. StuBoy

    StuBoy Forum Cad and Bounder

    One day, Dave decided to got to New Zealand to bungee jump, but his sister kept his passport in her knickers to pleasure herself with. Then Dave developed a plan which involved his sister passport, and his mums reaction was very disproportionate to the size of the television; so she rang Frank to organize an emu for the party. Franks reaction was "An Emu!?! I'm only guessing but isn't the party supposed to be in my pants?". Daves mum answered "Let me help take that emu and put is somewhere safe. Listen, I've told you, please help me up instead of poking me with a blunt stick. Or better still, we could use my favourite type of oversized inflatable bed." Dave jumped into the bed, inside the matress, only to discover that his mother was secretly a vegatarian. Disgusted, Dave told her that the adverts below clearly showed that vegetarianism is a kick in the meatballs. Frank heard that the playboy Al bangura was last seen heading towards Luton, where he had heard the local mayor had promised eleven brand new people to be allowed to dance while representing the fine traditions of old hub cap curling in Bovingdon market.Meanwhile the emu suddenly discovered that Rod Hull's Hand was still stuck up his big inflatable bed. Aidy Marriappa anticipated this would happen. Everyone thought humphrey had lost his large red striped straw which he stuck up his big......"WATCH OUT, WATCH OUT, THERE'S A,
    Bookmakers Sandwich looking a lot like Nathan Ellingtons beard. 90 minutes later it was over.

    It wasn't really the vicar's fault Dave's sister had once considered endulging in some passport stealing. But unlocking the cave was another matter there was a very weird looking man and he punched Aidy because hes a tactical master of messing with the hoof.Also his subs where fooking shiite but Aidy thought they were very good, how dilusional. Meanwhile, back at dilusional Aidys place Aidy saw something which was very big and hairy like Danny Shittu's scrotal sack. Suddenly Nathan Ellington came to Aidy's house so shittu could tell him how much he wanted to suck on his crack pipe and eat some of Ellington's curry. Dave's sister joined in the festivities she sucked something that resembled a slightly used, brownish horrible stinking mess
     
  26. albangura9

    albangura9 Squad Player

    One day, Dave decided to got to New Zealand to bungee jump, but his sister kept his passport in her knickers to pleasure herself with. Then Dave developed a plan which involved his sister passport, and his mums reaction was very disproportionate to the size of the television; so she rang Frank to organize an emu for the party. Franks reaction was "An Emu!?! I'm only guessing but isn't the party supposed to be in my pants?". Daves mum answered "Let me help take that emu and put is somewhere safe. Listen, I've told you, please help me up instead of poking me with a blunt stick. Or better still, we could use my favourite type of oversized inflatable bed." Dave jumped into the bed, inside the matress, only to discover that his mother was secretly a vegatarian. Disgusted, Dave told her that the adverts below clearly showed that vegetarianism is a kick in the meatballs. Frank heard that the playboy Al bangura was last seen heading towards Luton, where he had heard the local mayor had promised eleven brand new people to be allowed to dance while representing the fine traditions of old hub cap curling in Bovingdon market.Meanwhile the emu suddenly discovered that Rod Hull's Hand was still stuck up his big inflatable bed. Aidy Marriappa anticipated this would happen. Everyone thought humphrey had lost his large red striped straw which he stuck up his big......"WATCH OUT, WATCH OUT, THERE'S A,
    Bookmakers Sandwich looking a lot like Nathan Ellingtons beard. 90 minutes later it was over.

    It wasn't really the vicar's fault Dave's sister had once considered endulging in some passport stealing. But unlocking the cave was another matter there was a very weird looking man and he punched Aidy because hes a tactical master of messing with the hoof.Also his subs where fooking shiite but Aidy thought they were very good, how dilusional. Meanwhile, back at dilusional Aidys place Aidy saw something which was very big and hairy like Danny Shittu's scrotal sack. Suddenly Nathan Ellington came to Aidy's house so shittu could tell him how much he wanted to suck on his crack pipe and eat some of Ellington's curry. Dave's sister joined in the festivities she sucked something that resembled a slightly used, brownish horrible stinking mess called Lloyd Doyley.
     
  27. DMR

    DMR Squad Player

    One day, Dave decided to got to New Zealand to bungee jump, but his sister kept his passport in her knickers to pleasure herself with. Then Dave developed a plan which involved his sister passport, and his mums reaction was very disproportionate to the size of the television; so she rang Frank to organize an emu for the party. Franks reaction was "An Emu!?! I'm only guessing but isn't the party supposed to be in my pants?". Daves mum answered "Let me help take that emu and put is somewhere safe. Listen, I've told you, please help me up instead of poking me with a blunt stick. Or better still, we could use my favourite type of oversized inflatable bed." Dave jumped into the bed, inside the matress, only to discover that his mother was secretly a vegatarian. Disgusted, Dave told her that the adverts below clearly showed that vegetarianism is a kick in the meatballs. Frank heard that the playboy Al bangura was last seen heading towards Luton, where he had heard the local mayor had promised eleven brand new people to be allowed to dance while representing the fine traditions of old hub cap curling in Bovingdon market.Meanwhile the emu suddenly discovered that Rod Hull's Hand was still stuck up his big inflatable bed. Aidy Marriappa anticipated this would happen. Everyone thought humphrey had lost his large red striped straw which he stuck up his big......"WATCH OUT, WATCH OUT, THERE'S A,
    Bookmakers Sandwich looking a lot like Nathan Ellingtons beard. 90 minutes later it was over.

    It wasn't really the vicar's fault Dave's sister had once considered endulging in some passport stealing. But unlocking the cave was another matter there was a very weird looking man and he punched Aidy because hes a tactical master of messing with the hoof.Also his subs where fooking shiite but Aidy thought they were very good, how dilusional. Meanwhile, back at dilusional Aidys place Aidy saw something which was very big and hairy like Danny Shittu's scrotal sack. Suddenly Tommy Smith Said...
     
  28. albangura9

    albangura9 Squad Player

    One day, Dave decided to got to New Zealand to bungee jump, but his sister kept his passport in her knickers to pleasure herself with. Then Dave developed a plan which involved his sister passport, and his mums reaction was very disproportionate to the size of the television; so she rang Frank to organize an emu for the party. Franks reaction was "An Emu!?! I'm only guessing but isn't the party supposed to be in my pants?". Daves mum answered "Let me help take that emu and put is somewhere safe. Listen, I've told you, please help me up instead of poking me with a blunt stick. Or better still, we could use my favourite type of oversized inflatable bed." Dave jumped into the bed, inside the matress, only to discover that his mother was secretly a vegatarian. Disgusted, Dave told her that the adverts below clearly showed that vegetarianism is a kick in the meatballs. Frank heard that the playboy Al bangura was last seen heading towards Luton, where he had heard the local mayor had promised eleven brand new people to be allowed to dance while representing the fine traditions of old hub cap curling in Bovingdon market.Meanwhile the emu suddenly discovered that Rod Hull's Hand was still stuck up his big inflatable bed. Aidy Marriappa anticipated this would happen. Everyone thought humphrey had lost his large red striped straw which he stuck up his big......"WATCH OUT, WATCH OUT, THERE'S A,
    Bookmakers Sandwich looking a lot like Nathan Ellingtons beard. 90 minutes later it was over.

    It wasn't really the vicar's fault Dave's sister had once considered endulging in some passport stealing. But unlocking the cave was another matter there was a very weird looking man and he punched Aidy because hes a tactical master of messing with the hoof.Also his subs where fooking shiite but Aidy thought they were very good, how dilusional. Meanwhile, back at dilusional Aidys place Aidy saw something which was very big and hairy like Danny Shittu's scrotal sack. Suddenly Nathan Ellington came to Aidy's house so shittu could tell him how much he wanted to suck on his crack pipe and eat some of Ellington's curry. Dave's sister joined in the festivities she sucked something that resembled a slightly used, brownish horrible stinking mess called Lloyd Doyley. Tommy Smith said that Daves emu
     
  29. Harrow Orn

    Harrow Orn Squad Player

    One day, Dave decided to got to New Zealand to bungee jump, but his sister kept his passport in her knickers to pleasure herself with. Then Dave developed a plan which involved his sister passport, and his mums reaction was very disproportionate to the size of the television; so she rang Frank to organize an emu for the party. Franks reaction was "An Emu!?! I'm only guessing but isn't the party supposed to be in my pants?". Daves mum answered "Let me help take that emu and put is somewhere safe. Listen, I've told you, please help me up instead of poking me with a blunt stick. Or better still, we could use my favourite type of oversized inflatable bed." Dave jumped into the bed, inside the matress, only to discover that his mother was secretly a vegatarian. Disgusted, Dave told her that the adverts below clearly showed that vegetarianism is a kick in the meatballs. Frank heard that the playboy Al bangura was last seen heading towards Luton, where he had heard the local mayor had promised eleven brand new people to be allowed to dance while representing the fine traditions of old hub cap curling in Bovingdon market.Meanwhile the emu suddenly discovered that Rod Hull's Hand was still stuck up his big inflatable bed. Aidy Marriappa anticipated this would happen. Everyone thought humphrey had lost his large red striped straw which he stuck up his big......"WATCH OUT, WATCH OUT, THERE'S A,
    Bookmakers Sandwich looking a lot like Nathan Ellingtons beard. 90 minutes later it was over.

    It wasn't really the vicar's fault Dave's sister had once considered endulging in some passport stealing. But unlocking the cave was another matter there was a very weird looking man and he punched Aidy because hes a tactical master of messing with the hoof.Also his subs where fooking shiite but Aidy thought they were very good, how dilusional. Meanwhile, back at dilusional Aidys place Aidy saw something which was very big and hairy like Danny Shittu's scrotal sack. Suddenly Nathan Ellington came to Aidy's house so shittu could tell him how much he wanted to suck on his crack pipe and eat some of Ellington's curry. Dave's sister joined in the festivities she sucked something that resembled a slightly used, brownish horrible stinking mess called Lloyd Doyley. Tommy Smith said that Daves emu was so fat...
     
  30. DMR

    DMR Squad Player

    One day, Dave decided to got to New Zealand to bungee jump, but his sister kept his passport in her knickers to pleasure herself with. Then Dave developed a plan which involved his sister passport, and his mums reaction was very disproportionate to the size of the television; so she rang Frank to organize an emu for the party. Franks reaction was "An Emu!?! I'm only guessing but isn't the party supposed to be in my pants?". Daves mum answered "Let me help take that emu and put is somewhere safe. Listen, I've told you, please help me up instead of poking me with a blunt stick. Or better still, we could use my favourite type of oversized inflatable bed." Dave jumped into the bed, inside the matress, only to discover that his mother was secretly a vegatarian. Disgusted, Dave told her that the adverts below clearly showed that vegetarianism is a kick in the meatballs. Frank heard that the playboy Al bangura was last seen heading towards Luton, where he had heard the local mayor had promised eleven brand new people to be allowed to dance while representing the fine traditions of old hub cap curling in Bovingdon market.Meanwhile the emu suddenly discovered that Rod Hull's Hand was still stuck up his big inflatable bed. Aidy Marriappa anticipated this would happen. Everyone thought humphrey had lost his large red striped straw which he stuck up his big......"WATCH OUT, WATCH OUT, THERE'S A,
    Bookmakers Sandwich looking a lot like Nathan Ellingtons beard. 90 minutes later it was over.

    It wasn't really the vicar's fault Dave's sister had once considered endulging in some passport stealing. But unlocking the cave was another matter there was a very weird looking man and he punched Aidy because hes a tactical master of messing with the hoof.Also his subs where fooking shiite but Aidy thought they were very good, how dilusional. Meanwhile, back at dilusional Aidys place Aidy saw something which was very big and hairy like Danny Shittu's scrotal sack. Suddenly Nathan Ellington came to Aidy's house so shittu could tell him how much he wanted to suck on his crack pipe and eat some of Ellington's curry. Dave's sister joined in the festivities she sucked something that resembled a slightly used, brownish horrible stinking mess called Lloyd Doyley. Tommy Smith said that Daves emu was so fat and ugly because
     
  31. Harrow Orn

    Harrow Orn Squad Player

    One day, Dave decided to got to New Zealand to bungee jump, but his sister kept his passport in her knickers to pleasure herself with. Then Dave developed a plan which involved his sister passport, and his mums reaction was very disproportionate to the size of the television; so she rang Frank to organize an emu for the party. Franks reaction was "An Emu!?! I'm only guessing but isn't the party supposed to be in my pants?". Daves mum answered "Let me help take that emu and put is somewhere safe. Listen, I've told you, please help me up instead of poking me with a blunt stick. Or better still, we could use my favourite type of oversized inflatable bed." Dave jumped into the bed, inside the matress, only to discover that his mother was secretly a vegatarian. Disgusted, Dave told her that the adverts below clearly showed that vegetarianism is a kick in the meatballs. Frank heard that the playboy Al bangura was last seen heading towards Luton, where he had heard the local mayor had promised eleven brand new people to be allowed to dance while representing the fine traditions of old hub cap curling in Bovingdon market.Meanwhile the emu suddenly discovered that Rod Hull's Hand was still stuck up his big inflatable bed. Aidy Marriappa anticipated this would happen. Everyone thought humphrey had lost his large red striped straw which he stuck up his big......"WATCH OUT, WATCH OUT, THERE'S A,
    Bookmakers Sandwich looking a lot like Nathan Ellingtons beard. 90 minutes later it was over.

    It wasn't really the vicar's fault Dave's sister had once considered endulging in some passport stealing. But unlocking the cave was another matter there was a very weird looking man and he punched Aidy because hes a tactical master of messing with the hoof.Also his subs where fooking shiite but Aidy thought they were very good, how dilusional. Meanwhile, back at dilusional Aidys place Aidy saw something which was very big and hairy like Danny Shittu's scrotal sack. Suddenly Nathan Ellington came to Aidy's house so shittu could tell him how much he wanted to suck on his crack pipe and eat some of Ellington's curry. Dave's sister joined in the festivities she sucked something that resembled a slightly used, brownish horrible stinking mess called Lloyd Doyley. Tommy Smith said that Daves emu was so fat and ugly because his father had
     
  32. DMR

    DMR Squad Player

    One day, Dave decided to got to New Zealand to bungee jump, but his sister kept his passport in her knickers to pleasure herself with. Then Dave developed a plan which involved his sister passport, and his mums reaction was very disproportionate to the size of the television; so she rang Frank to organize an emu for the party. Franks reaction was "An Emu!?! I'm only guessing but isn't the party supposed to be in my pants?". Daves mum answered "Let me help take that emu and put is somewhere safe. Listen, I've told you, please help me up instead of poking me with a blunt stick. Or better still, we could use my favourite type of oversized inflatable bed." Dave jumped into the bed, inside the matress, only to discover that his mother was secretly a vegatarian. Disgusted, Dave told her that the adverts below clearly showed that vegetarianism is a kick in the meatballs. Frank heard that the playboy Al bangura was last seen heading towards Luton, where he had heard the local mayor had promised eleven brand new people to be allowed to dance while representing the fine traditions of old hub cap curling in Bovingdon market.Meanwhile the emu suddenly discovered that Rod Hull's Hand was still stuck up his big inflatable bed. Aidy Marriappa anticipated this would happen. Everyone thought humphrey had lost his large red striped straw which he stuck up his big......"WATCH OUT, WATCH OUT, THERE'S A,
    Bookmakers Sandwich looking a lot like Nathan Ellingtons beard. 90 minutes later it was over.

    It wasn't really the vicar's fault Dave's sister had once considered endulging in some passport stealing. But unlocking the cave was another matter there was a very weird looking man and he punched Aidy because hes a tactical master of messing with the hoof.Also his subs where fooking shiite but Aidy thought they were very good, how dilusional. Meanwhile, back at dilusional Aidys place Aidy saw something which was very big and hairy like Danny Shittu's scrotal sack. Suddenly Nathan Ellington came to Aidy's house so shittu could tell him how much he wanted to suck on his crack pipe and eat some of Ellington's curry. Dave's sister joined in the festivities she sucked something that resembled a slightly used, brownish horrible stinking mess called Lloyd Doyley. Tommy Smith said that Daves emu was so fat and ugly because his father had a big hairy
     
  33. Harrow Orn

    Harrow Orn Squad Player

    One day, Dave decided to got to New Zealand to bungee jump, but his sister kept his passport in her knickers to pleasure herself with. Then Dave developed a plan which involved his sister passport, and his mums reaction was very disproportionate to the size of the television; so she rang Frank to organize an emu for the party. Franks reaction was "An Emu!?! I'm only guessing but isn't the party supposed to be in my pants?". Daves mum answered "Let me help take that emu and put is somewhere safe. Listen, I've told you, please help me up instead of poking me with a blunt stick. Or better still, we could use my favourite type of oversized inflatable bed." Dave jumped into the bed, inside the matress, only to discover that his mother was secretly a vegatarian. Disgusted, Dave told her that the adverts below clearly showed that vegetarianism is a kick in the meatballs. Frank heard that the playboy Al bangura was last seen heading towards Luton, where he had heard the local mayor had promised eleven brand new people to be allowed to dance while representing the fine traditions of old hub cap curling in Bovingdon market.Meanwhile the emu suddenly discovered that Rod Hull's Hand was still stuck up his big inflatable bed. Aidy Marriappa anticipated this would happen. Everyone thought humphrey had lost his large red striped straw which he stuck up his big......"WATCH OUT, WATCH OUT, THERE'S A,
    Bookmakers Sandwich looking a lot like Nathan Ellingtons beard. 90 minutes later it was over.

    It wasn't really the vicar's fault Dave's sister had once considered endulging in some passport stealing. But unlocking the cave was another matter there was a very weird looking man and he punched Aidy because hes a tactical master of messing with the hoof.Also his subs where fooking shiite but Aidy thought they were very good, how dilusional. Meanwhile, back at dilusional Aidys place Aidy saw something which was very big and hairy like Danny Shittu's scrotal sack. Suddenly Nathan Ellington came to Aidy's house so shittu could tell him how much he wanted to suck on his crack pipe and eat some of Ellington's curry. Dave's sister joined in the festivities she sucked something that resembled a slightly used, brownish horrible stinking mess called Lloyd Doyley. Tommy Smith said that Daves emu was so fat and ugly because his father had a big hairy mole on his
     
  34. ccwfc

    ccwfc Reservist

    One day, Dave decided to got to New Zealand to bungee jump, but his sister kept his passport in her knickers to pleasure herself with. Then Dave developed a plan which involved his sister passport, and his mums reaction was very disproportionate to the size of the television; so she rang Frank to organize an emu for the party. Franks reaction was "An Emu!?! I'm only guessing but isn't the party supposed to be in my pants?". Daves mum answered "Let me help take that emu and put is somewhere safe. Listen, I've told you, please help me up instead of poking me with a blunt stick. Or better still, we could use my favourite type of oversized inflatable bed." Dave jumped into the bed, inside the matress, only to discover that his mother was secretly a vegatarian. Disgusted, Dave told her that the adverts below clearly showed that vegetarianism is a kick in the meatballs. Frank heard that the playboy Al bangura was last seen heading towards Luton, where he had heard the local mayor had promised eleven brand new people to be allowed to dance while representing the fine traditions of old hub cap curling in Bovingdon market.Meanwhile the emu suddenly discovered that Rod Hull's Hand was still stuck up his big inflatable bed. Aidy Marriappa anticipated this would happen. Everyone thought humphrey had lost his large red striped straw which he stuck up his big......"WATCH OUT, WATCH OUT, THERE'S A,
    Bookmakers Sandwich looking a lot like Nathan Ellingtons beard. 90 minutes later it was over.

    It wasn't really the vicar's fault Dave's sister had once considered endulging in some passport stealing. But unlocking the cave was another matter there was a very weird looking man and he punched Aidy because hes a tactical master of messing with the hoof.Also his subs where fooking shiite but Aidy thought they were very good, how dilusional. Meanwhile, back at dilusional Aidys place Aidy saw something which was very big and hairy like Danny Shittu's scrotal sack. Suddenly Nathan Ellington came to Aidy's house so shittu could tell him how much he wanted to suck on his crack pipe and eat some of Ellington's curry. Dave's sister joined in the festivities she sucked something that resembled a slightly used, brownish horrible stinking mess called Lloyd Doyley. Tommy Smith said that Daves emu was so fat and ugly because his father had a big hairy mole on his foot. Then Aidy
     
  35. DMR

    DMR Squad Player

    One day, Dave decided to got to New Zealand to bungee jump, but his sister kept his passport in her knickers to pleasure herself with. Then Dave developed a plan which involved his sister passport, and his mums reaction was very disproportionate to the size of the television; so she rang Frank to organize an emu for the party. Franks reaction was "An Emu!?! I'm only guessing but isn't the party supposed to be in my pants?". Daves mum answered "Let me help take that emu and put is somewhere safe. Listen, I've told you, please help me up instead of poking me with a blunt stick. Or better still, we could use my favourite type of oversized inflatable bed." Dave jumped into the bed, inside the matress, only to discover that his mother was secretly a vegatarian. Disgusted, Dave told her that the adverts below clearly showed that vegetarianism is a kick in the meatballs. Frank heard that the playboy Al bangura was last seen heading towards Luton, where he had heard the local mayor had promised eleven brand new people to be allowed to dance while representing the fine traditions of old hub cap curling in Bovingdon market.Meanwhile the emu suddenly discovered that Rod Hull's Hand was still stuck up his big inflatable bed. Aidy Marriappa anticipated this would happen. Everyone thought humphrey had lost his large red striped straw which he stuck up his big......"WATCH OUT, WATCH OUT, THERE'S A,
    Bookmakers Sandwich looking a lot like Nathan Ellingtons beard. 90 minutes later it was over.

    It wasn't really the vicar's fault Dave's sister had once considered endulging in some passport stealing. But unlocking the cave was another matter there was a very weird looking man and he punched Aidy because hes a tactical master of messing with the hoof.Also his subs where fooking shiite but Aidy thought they were very good, how dilusional. Meanwhile, back at dilusional Aidys place Aidy saw something which was very big and hairy like Danny Shittu's scrotal sack. Suddenly Nathan Ellington came to Aidy's house so shittu could tell him how much he wanted to suck on his crack pipe and eat some of Ellington's curry. Dave's sister joined in the festivities she sucked something that resembled a slightly used, brownish horrible stinking mess called Lloyd Doyley. Tommy Smith said that Daves emu was so fat and ugly because his father had a big hairy mole on his foot. Then Aidy farted and blamed
     

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